Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Like we do every year, we focus on gratitude in November for our Thankful episode. But this year has some biggies! - Pitney surprises Amelia with a personal achievement.  - The importance of found family. - Knowing when to zip it. - Happy memories of a crazy past. - Drag queens are the teachers of youth.  And we're grateful about the things that are bitchen in our lives, like revisiting an old video game and relishing our goblin nature! Promo:  Fellowship of the Geeks https://www.thefellowshipofthegeeks.net/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  Questions? Comments? Complaints?    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  Stay up to date by liking our Faceb

The Duchess. The Valedictorian. That's right, the Narcissisters are back for a scandalous sequel! More stories to make you cringe and wonder how Amelia doesn't go medieval on them. Why the Duchess had her head examined. A mysterious decorative towel flourish. And how hard it is to write things on a calendar.  Plus, the Madonna tour is ON and CadaverCast's Alistair watched Night of the Demons!   Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss  https://iwbpodcast.com   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique   Stay up to date by liking our Facebook pag

For this year's Halloween special we're talking real-life vampires in the United States, both in the late 1700s and 1800s in New England and in the current day. But first, we visit preparations for Amelia's yard haunt, enjoy some Facebook drama amongst cemetery enthusiasts, and taste some seasonal Spam.   Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/  @octoberpodvhs  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Q   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cl

Supersized episode where we tear into Ari Aster’s first two features, Hereditary and Midsommar, and discuss his genius as a filmmaker. Does that mean we love both movies? Does that mean our favorite is your favorite? You’ll have to listen to find out. We address not only our opinions but we react to each other’s opinions and address some opinions we’ve gathered from other people. But no matter what you think of them, you’re sure to agree with something we say! Curious about our old episodes that discuss these films? Hereditary: Murderers, Malcontents, and Malignant Fiends: Trans Characters in Horror https://youtu.be/U5tW1FH5jmI?si=lESwBG1BRxCO1zQ- Midsommar: Midsommar: The Pagan Perspective  https://youtu.be/O_bEHJL_DA0?si=AJS7cUW94m3R1dI6    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  @2SCPodcast  & Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A  @ClassiestWtches (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment

We cover a lot of topics, so I'm just gonna make a list:   Talking about oppressive heat like the old farts we are! Omigod your toenails are so grody! The joys of smoking! What we've done live on video! Jalapeno dangers! Sudden Benny Hill memories! Our Flag Means Death is back, and so is Joni Mitchell!   Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your fe

Crocs at pride, El Gato Gomez, the scandalous truth about the Butter Cow, blood is thicker than water, hold your horses, Fulton County Inmate Number P01135809, and the Worst Person in the World.    Promos:    2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  @2SCPodcast  Serial Napper https://serialnapper.com/  @serial_napper  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique   Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on

First up, we remember the genius (and the hotness) than was Paul Reubens, and then we fret over who might be the next GenX icon to leave us.    Then Pitney takes a trip to the Santa Clara County Fair to see a KISS tribute band called Mr Speed, which gets us excited about KISS tributes again, Amelia has a great idea for the future of the KISS franchise, and Pitney reminisces about their past (buying albums on CASSETTE!). And we talk about other concerts we've seen at the county fair, like the Mamas and the Papas, Jan and Dean, and Amelia shares some fabulous state fair stories including a BUTTER COW!      PLUS! (oh my god the bitchenness just keeps going!) the drag queen who topped the Christian music charts and finding a missing out of print CD in a random box!    (Don't forget to stay till the very end for a look into our possible exciting future!)   Promo: Three Spooked Girls https://linktr.ee/3spookedgirls  @3spookedgirls (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a m

We're diving once again into everyone's favorite subreddit, Am I The Asshole, only this time the reader of the AITAs is our special guest, Mr. Amelia! But first, Amelia has to work through some anger about inferior construction and materials in women's tank tops.   Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps  and Curious Cat    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at  @pitneyandamelia !  (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at ou

We're into Barbie! Get our pre-movie excitement here and our post-movie excitement on video! (Catch us LIVE Saturday 7/29 time TBD, or later on our YouTube channel.    But it's not just Barbie -- it's farting as a debate tactic, it’s Pink Ladies in a pink mall, it's rediscovering the bliss of the Japanese pop music we listened to in the 90s, it's a trip to Weirdo Corner, and a fantasy cover of Think Pink that chokes Amelia until she dies from the ecstasy. You know you're curious.  Get your Barbielicious Team Bitchen shirts at TeePublic!    Promo: Octoberpod    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!      Stay up to dat

We're upset, and we know you are too. But for now let's focus on the more therapeutic and entertaining fun of raging at things that make us irrationally angry. Words we’re sick of hearing. TV commercials we hate. The cheerful "like a lightbulb" during Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. We've had it up to here and we're letting it out for your enjoyment.   Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Invasion of the Remake   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!     Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !   If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia !  (Real

Happy Pride 2023! Gotta latte of pride and it's better latte than never. Get it?   This year's Pride episode stays in the neighborhood of the butthole, and we swear we didn't plan it like that at all. First, we dished on The Bottom Digest, an influencer who wants to make bottoms bottom the best. And while we were on the subject of butthole maintenance, we had a bit of bidet banter! And then it was time for some transphobic assholes in the news, until we wrapped it up with the death of one of the biggest assholes ever.    And speaking of him, we mentioned a bit of merch inspired by him. That link is right here, honey. Go get you some.   TeePublic - PPL Pride!     Promo: Spine Chillers and Serial Killers    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not

(Happy Pride Month! May got away from us, and before we knew it, Pride Month was here and we realized the pride episode would come out on the last day of the ,month. But hey every day is pride with us, isn't it? Sorta? D'awwww. But really, when Amelia's 92 year old dad asked her about what "gender affirming care" meant, that's some serious queer content, y'all!) After some brain-bending time travel -- because this episode was recorded the day before the last one and in the same location -- things settle down and become almost normal. First, we've got a couple of bitchen things to share (the freedom to smoke without shame and a surprise query about gender from Amelia's father), and then we welcome Philionel, which is what we’re calling Amelia's husband (points if you know where it comes from!) who has joined us to talk about how much we all loved Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3.                                                                                  Promos: Mission Spooky and The (2) Skeptical Chaps   (

Of course you don't know what AFDH stands for! That's why you have to listen! Once again Pitney and Amelia find themselves at Texas Frightmare Weekend, the southwest's premier horror convention, and they're gonna tell you all about it. They had the usual fun (shopping, discovering awesome low-budget films, ogling Ted Raimi) and some new excitement, including Amelia's husband and dog coming on the trip with her, news about Famous Monsters of Filmland, and a public Von Liechtenstein tantrum for the ages.       Promo: Octoberpod    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.       Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!   If

While getting excited about Texas Frightmare Weekend, Amelia lets off steam by telling more "they dumb" stories about The Valedictorian and The Duchess. Then there's an old Bethesda game and a first concert in forever and a house too clean to live in.   Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss  and 2 Skeptical Chaps   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia!  (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle

A snack tray of delicious nuggets of revenge. The Cheeto of mystery. Mailers from nowhere. And what Pitney once did with a bird feeder. Plus, spokeswoman fandom and The Marvels!   Promo: Reel Feels Podcast  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!     Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !   If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia !  (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our  Zazzle shop  and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensore

So much excitement. "Suzanne" gets revenge. Pitney is reminded of the music and style of 1982 thanks to a Solid Gold video and it kicks off a crapvalanche of GenX delights. Then he reveals his new love of a band Amelia has NOT heard of. Promos: Fellowship of the Geeks and 2 Skeptical Chaps  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!     Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !   If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at  @pitneyandamelia!  (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop  an

This is a damn good one. A little post-visit debriefing leads to a story of a scandalous letter Pitney's mom received from a racist cousin. Trying to understand why young people don't pick their friends up from the airport. Hating Kanye and loving sleep. Flower delivery shenanigans. And so much more!   Promo: FriGay the 13th    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints?    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!     Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia!  (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a

Pitney is a high fashion influencer.  Amelia's sister says stupid stuff.  Pitney loves Atomic Heart while Amelia loves The Last of Us.  LINK TO OUR FACEBOOK LIVE 3/19/2023 Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps  and Ignorance Was Bliss   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?  Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!     Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !   If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at   @pitneyandamelia !  (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop  and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see t

Growing up in "ingredient only households" and how that affected the way each of us relates to food. Pitney's mom gets her eyebrows tattooed! And we’ve got bitchen stuff to share: Amelia's new car and Pitney's obsession with abandoned mansions. And you'll never forget the tale of THE TIP.    Promo: Reel Feels Podcast    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!     Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !   If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia !  (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little somet

Here we go, dragging Madonna. AGAIN. But only because we were already talking about the fear of aging, and she's out there flappin' her comically engorged lips.    So, why is "anti-aging medicine" even a thing? Aren't people SUPPOSED to age? Cosmetic surgery, magic serums, taking medications meant for sick people -- for what purpose? We talk about our real fears about aging and the culture's attitudes towards getting and looking older.    But first, the things that are bitchen, which include some twenty-year-old music and tens of thousands of dollars' worth of Italian food.    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps (http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/) and Aim For The Head Podcast (https://aimfortheheadpodcast.libsyn.com/)  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool frien