Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Attorney Spencer Sheehan and his frivolous lawsuits, Bitchin' Sauce, iceberg videos, and a Jan 6 rioter acquitted for being an evangelical loony. Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!     Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!   If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @itneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)     Who the heck are Pitney

Everyone else is talking about Prince Harry's frostbitten junk, why not us?     Pitney has a new obsession in Harry and Meghan, and we gleefully trash the monarchy while we talk about the awesome couple. Amelia shares a terrific Netflix documentary, Stutz, made by Jonah Hill. It’s all about a therapist's methods and tools for helping his patients, and it's great for people who swear by therapy and those who've never seen a therapist before. And then a comment thanking trans and nonbinary folks for keeping the discussion about gender at the forefront of our minds kicks off a discussion about the limits of gender norms.     Promos: 2 Girls on a Bench, 2 Skeptical Chaps   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments

We are determined to be kinder to ourselves in 2023, and so far so good! We catch up on how we tried to make our Christmases as low-key and easy as possible, we talk a bit about cryptocurrency, and we don't let a list about public poo go to waste!     Promo: Fellowship of the Geeks   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page ! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support

WE'LL SEE YOU JAN 13, 2023! HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY! WE LOVE YOU! Happy Holidays! This year we're breaking down how everybody's a pagan when it's winter solstice time, because Yule is all around us, in nearly every secular "Christmas" tradition. The tree, the fire, the giving of gifts, the drinking of punch, the singing, all of it! Then a closer look at a few very American "traditions" and not one, but TWO stories about St. Nicholas! It's a big holiday party platter of an episode, so we hope you’re hungry!     No promos this week, because we were stuffed.   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our

Do your surroundings and your wardrobe reflect who you are or how you want people to perceive you? Are those two different people?  This week we draw a parallel between figuring out who you are and decorating your place. Some people put on a whole persona at once and some people acquire one piece at a time. As always, we have opinions.  Plus, we careen towards the end of the #YearOfTheSaints with a rather explosive segment about Saint Barbara.     Promo: Reel Feels Podcast   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering y

In a year where we struggled to feel gratitude, it took a little more effort than usual to get our annual Thankful episode together. But in spite of that, or maybe because of that, it’s got some really good stuff in it. Amelia’s giving herself a break, Pitney appreciates a fresh perspective caused by pain, and we encourage each other (and you!) to remember the minis!     Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and 2 Girls on a Bench   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page ! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia !

Getting honest about public disposal of dog poop. Sexual activity in cars outside the bedroom window. Public reactions to celebrity death and the existence of performative grief. And in the #YearOfTheSaints, coming face to face with the patron saint of artists.    Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle

Happy Halloween! Amelia’s decorating, Pitney’s Samhain-ing, we’re clobbering candy critics, and saying goodbye to an Austin icon. Plus, someone's disheveled and shoeless. Who could it be?    DANCE IN THE GRAVEYARD BY DELTA RAE: https://youtu.be/lPOM0IUsd_0    Promos: Invasion of the Remake and 2 Skeptical Chaps   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our

We found out that, in some parts of the country, high school seniors pay for and decorate spaces in the school parking lot, and we have very different reactions to that information. We imagine what it would have been like if such a thing existed in the 1980s, and visualize our own parking spots based on who we were back in 1986. Then some new trends, like why white rappers are all baby-soft now, and why young toughs are suddenly wearing nail polish and lip gloss. And then some current events, like recent personal updates and great news we're excited about!   And this week in the #YearOfTheSaints, in honor of Pitney's birthday, coffee and cigarettes.     Promo: Fellowship of the Geeks    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Q

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It's an episode filled with FOOD! Amelia loves Hello Fresh and she explains all the ways meal kits have made her life easier and more enjoyable. Pitney has some stories of hospitaliano and the battling the organic elite. It’s almost an hour of quality #BitchenInTheKitchen! And in the #YearOfTheSaints, we learn about the patron saint of roasts. The food kind AND the funny kind.     Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and FriGay the 13th   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandame

One of our weirdest episode titles, but we swear it’ll make sense within minutes. Pitney shares some self-soothing techniques. Dealing with mental health challenges with actions, medications, therapy, and laughter. And the patron saint of mental illness.     Promo: Invasion of the Remake    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to sup

There exists in the world a $20,000 toilet, and we are fascinated. Amelia is inspired to put some class on her ass and invest in a bidet, much to Pitney’s amusement and confusion. And you better believe there are saints to go with this topic.     Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Fellowship of the Geeks   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page ! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop a

The Jojo Siwa / Candace Cameron Bure drama.  Verity doesn’t like something.  Stuff that got away.  And this week’s #YearOfTheSaints feature teaches us all a new vocabulary word: cephalophore.     Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "unc

The toys we played with the most and what we think they reveal about the kinds of kids we were. And in the #YearOfTheSaints, a dude from the 1600s who could fly.     Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss and 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Amelia's heading back to the office and is dreading wearing real clothes again. Pitney admits to wearing pajama pants in public. It's a new world out there. Pitney is excited to learn they're making a new live action Barbie and Ken movie, but not as excited as he was to hear about ketchup dripping down the wall of the White House. And this week in the #YearOfTheSaints, the first American saint, who was basically a close personal friend of Amelia's family. (Sure, why not? Who's gonna argue?)   Promo: 2 Girls on a Bench    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !  If you want

Sure, we're angry as hell this week but there's so many more reasons than just the SCOTUS rulings and the world going to hell. We covered a lot of that sort of thing two episodes ago, so feel free to go back and listen to Fighting Heels if you want to get revved up about that.     This week we're talking about some celebrity stories that have us annoyed. The recent forced-outing of Rebel Wilson, whatever the hell is going on with Madonna and her constant need for attention, and that awful Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp my ass. That man is GARBAGE and we've got a lot to say about it. And when you listen you'll hear why I'm putting the hashtag in the notes; because algorithms and other stupidity.     And in the #YearOfTheSaints, the saint who was swapped for a changeling.     Promo: 2 Skeptical Chaps    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add u

Ahoy, matey! It be the Pride episode, and this year we're talking all about gay pirates. It's a bit of Anne Bonny and Mary Read, the real story of why the legendary Blackbeard would want to sail with a guy like Stede Bonnet, and the hit HBOMax series their tale inspired, Our Flag Means Death! Fascinating tidbits about life on the high seas, why the pirate aesthetic won't let us go, and our usual weird personal tangents. And don't forget the Year of the Saints, because Amelia promised you St. Sebastian and she definitely delivered!      Promo: Reel Feels Podcast    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by

Happy Pride Month! We’re gonna get you fired up and ready to make some changes in the world. If you’ve never participated in activism before, it’s time you started.    #Pride #PrideMonth #Pride2022    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and FriGay the 13th    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Conten

Assorted tales of entitlement and disrespect. A “Dear Abby” letter about not wanting to hear the Happy Birthday song, an AITA about how a woman eats noodles, and the aggro-face-humping abomination that is Madison Cawthorn, who lost his primary bid for his own seat in Congress in between the recording and the posting of this episode! Huzzah!   And don’t forget this week’s saint profile, Bernard of Clairvaux and his mystical association with breastmilk.     Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff clutte