Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Pitney and Amelia share news stories with each other that reveal that the worlds of incels and camels are remarkably similar. And our pet peeves this week are clown-level false eyelashes and inappropriate clapping.    Promos: Morbid Forest https://linktr.ee/themorbidforest   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique   Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and t

Peeves and tangents, that's us in a nutshell! Unfair and, frankly, creepy beauty standards for women. Making FaceTime calls in public. Vets who really love doggies. Befriending a local legend. Oh and by the way, that fabulous moment in the Marvel-style post credits scene came from this episode of Carmen's Banana Cooking! https://youtu.be/vzCdpSJy9UM?si=kOY6BGsFTM1sRSio   Promos: Truly Twisted https://www.instagram.com/itstrulytwisted   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique  Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fa

Just when we think our brains stopped working because we're old, we realize we've always been calendar dumb. Showing up to things on the wrong day, not knowing what year it is... dumb. Commiserate with us! And this week in Peeves, people who dance in commercials and skinny bitches in fat chairs.  Promos:  Canary P.I.  https://rpcanarypi.carrd.co/   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique   Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff

We're getting old and we don't care what people think! Generation Zygote needs to mind their business. Are we the first generation to ignore the whole idea of "age appropriate?" You're welcome, children.  And in Peeves, the unnecessary complexity of unsubscribing and the arrogance of traffic lights! Promo:  Pop Culture Diary https://www.instagram.com/thepopculturediarypodcast/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique   Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys

First off, the weekly peeves: annoying ways of talking and slamming doors! Then Amelia loses her mind a little bit after observing online fandom and how wrong it is, specifically what she saw while falling down a Stranger Things rabbithole. Then things take a Hallmark turn because Pitney is a huge fan of the Aurora Teagarden Mysteries, and Amelia's dad can't get enough of those Hallmark romance movies. And before you know it, it's all about memories of the Labyorteaux brothers and the appropriateness, or lack of, of thinking a teenage boy is cute. Promos:  Chatsunami  https://www.chatsunami.com/   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Wri

We're kicking off the new year like old folks with aches and pains and menopause.  What's new for 2026? Doing our best to be a safe place to land when the world is too much. And introducing a very silly and bitchy segment, PEEVES!  This week: People who don't read the information in front of them and just get angry, and YouTube "reactors" who forget to react because they're too busy jabbering! And somewhere in the middle of it all, we find out Pitney has no memory of the days when foods made with fake fat caused "anal leakage!" Promo:  Curious Cat https://curiouscat.buzzsprout.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Check out our various socials et

We've reached the end of 2025! How the hell did THAT happen? We're letting out lifetimes of frustration about movies and music that are considered "Christmas" when they just aren't. Who makes the rules? WE DO. Promos:  Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/  2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?  Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique    Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we'

Can you believe this is our TENTH Thankful episode? We worked harder than usual to think of things that made us feel gratitude. Because it's been... well, YOU KNOW. We're thankful for the coven and all the hard work we did, renewed fandom feelings, losing touch with an old friend who apparently went full MAGA, a well timed injury, and the ecstasy of disability checks.   NO COVEN MEETING THIS WEEK! Promo:  Ghost Bites (from the guys that bring you Brew Crime!) https://brewcrime.com/ghost-bites/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique   Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and h

Yep, that's a dancing merkin you see there. She's tappin' her little heart out to sell some dumb crap for Kim Kardashian. But first, a catty side quest about language on the way to a long list of good stuff that's making us happy these days. Stuff like management having Pitney's back, Amelia surprising herself with one hell of a present, making a friend over a Linkin Park shirt, excitement about Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things, and MORE. Then, after the coven meeting, Amelia shows Pitney the new line of merkins that Kim Kardashian is selling, and we go OFF for a while.  _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: The Wheel of the Year – Earth Get Inspired – Harvesting Success Take Action – Mass Blackout! Touch Grass – Back to Natural Time Reflect & Journal – The Moon Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/the-burning-comes-first  _____________________________________________________   Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps & Pop Culture Diary (Want t

(Surprise! I put it out a few days early so you have time to share it before Halloween... so share it with a friend!!)   Well, gang, we made it. Halloween 2025. You did so great that you've earned the best content we could give you: one segment after another of top-notch Halloween awesomeness.   It's informative, it's judgmental, and it's funny as hell. But more than anything it's us, just the way you like us.   There are no coven meeting or promos for other podcasts this time. All that will be back in November. (OMG, there are only four more episodes left this year! Can you believe it?!)     00:00:00 Intro 00:01:00 Triskadekamania, Jason Voorhees fanfiction 00:07:30 Danse Macabre, Alewives and Witches 00:17:45 Danse Macabre, BITK: Pumpkin Recipes 00:31:15 Dance Macabre, Bats 00:45:39 The War on Halloween, Kirk Cameron Hates Halloween 00:59:50 The War on Halloween, GodMoms and Judgment Houses   01:06:20 The War on Halloween, Slutty Costumes 01:11:29 The War on Halloween, The Lie of the Convenience Crotch 01:1

The first of our one-two punch of Halloween! This week we get positively catty about an old favorite from the 1970s, The Hardy Boys Meet Dracula! It's giving pointless subplots, bad accents, and the Phantom of the Paradise. Sort of. Then Amelia flips her wiglet over all the little things bugging her this spooky season, from beige pumpkins to Frankenstein on the toilet! _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Honoring Ancestors Take Action – Touting Trick or Treat Touch Grass – Orange You Glad for Craft Time? Reflect & Journal – The Death Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/remember-me  _____________________________________________________   Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps & Spine Chillers and Serial Killers (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your fav

Pitney celebrates his birthday by being outraged by young people. From texting versus phone calls versus email to fake eyelashes and contour and "a dewy finish," we're telling everyone to get off our lawn! _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Loser > Spectator Take Action – The Right to Bitch Touch Grass – It's Pumpkin Time, Baby! Reflect & Journal – The Wheel of Fortune Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/too-awesome-to-fail  _____________________________________________________  Promo:  Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!

Quick bonus replacement announcement whatever you'd call it to let you know what's happening today and what's coming up! Don't forget to check the blog!  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/better-weather-whither-leather      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique  Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!   We may be awful, but we're right!   Here, queer, a

Way back at the end of August, when life was simpler and Amelia hadn't yet had surgery on her hands, we got together to record what was going to be a fairly normal episode. It's giving middle age aches and pains, it's giving Cracker Barrel, but it's mostly a discussion about that trashbag Marion Zimmer Bradley which turns into a whole thing about separating the art from the artist.  We apologize that some of the stuff in the coven meeting is a week or more out of date. Took us long enough just to get this out; we definitely had no time for rewrites! _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Laugh in the Face of Bullshit  Take Action – The Best Medicine  Touch Grass – Pushing Buttons Reflect & Journal – Tickled Bigly   MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/trolling-for-justice  _____________________________________________________  Promos:  2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  Octoberpod https://www.octoberpod

It's Labubu, and so much more...you know we're really back when we can't stay on topic to save our lives! A list of stuff we covered: Trae Crowder, Puttin On Airs, the Labubu craze, our first Hatin on Satan in ages, a quick AITA story, a gaggle of GoodGoodGoods, and what it's like to suddenly be the old dude with a cane. _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – You're Kenough Take Action – Keep Poking Touch Grass – Mmm Refreshing Reflect & Journal – The 4 of Cups MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/no-regerts  _____________________________________________________  Promo:  Family Plot https://linktr.ee/FamilyPlot    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

We're back from yet another break! We are pretty sure we're done with breaks for the rest of the year.  We're so glad to be back that we kick it off with all the goods. Then Amelia shares a scary conversation she had with a horror fan. Plus assorted health talk that's NOT about cancer; Pitney's knee, Amelia's brain, and her overworked eyeballs.   _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: Wheel of the Year – Lammas, and the Water Element Get Inspired – Keep Going Take Action – Drag His Ass Touch Grass – Delicious Farts Reflect & Journal – The Justice Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/rise-to-the-challenge   _____________________________________________________  Promos:  Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/  2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please s

Boobs! Cans! Gazongas! Sweater puppies!  Pretty much sums up the episode, but there's more to it. Amelia has brought her husband along to fill in for Pitney this week, and while they chat about their shared love of movies with lots of boobs in them, she realizes she never came out to him back when she realized that she has been bisexual this whole time. A coming out story... perfect for Pride month! We'll be taking another short break in July, and we'll be back on August 8th. Amelia needs to focus on getting through her radiation treatment. Stupid cancer! _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: Wheel of the Year – Summer Solstice Get Inspired – True Abundance Take Action – Celebrate the Good Touch Grass – Shall We Play A Game? Reflect & Journal – The Sun Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/turn-your-face-to-the-sun  _____________________________________________________  Promo:  Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/  (Want to swap s

Some chitchat about Pitney’s week-long visit with Amelia, discussion about rude breeders in stores and parking lots, and then big frustration about what the hell happened in the season finale of Doctor Who.   And we’re still reeling from the accuracy of the tarot reading we did last month. You can watch it here:  https://youtu.be/uWrItU8joHE?si=ylO7ia4u0e5sm_Yo   Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Who’s Stopping You? Take Action – Common Ground Touch Grass – Find a Rainbow Reflect & Journal - The Fool MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/jump-right-in     Promos: Brew Crime Podcast https://brewcrime.com/  2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. 

We are bitchen in Amelia's kitchen this week, showing you a recipe for a delicious broccoli soup for people like Pitney who don't even LIKE broccoli! It's fresh, it's vegan, and it's got the NOOCH! (And yes, I said SHOWING. visit our YouTube channel to see the video version of this episode!) Soup recipe: https://rainbowplantlife.com/vegan-broccoli-soup/  YouTube video: https://youtu.be/K8_VkvW3Zbc No regular coven meeting this week, but there's a video you may want to check out. We did a tarot reading to get some insight on how the resistance movement is doing and what challenges are coming up. Links for the tarot video available on our blog: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/tarot-reading-focusing-our-activism   Promo:  Family Plot https://linktr.ee/FamilyPlot  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never m

They say the human head weighs eight pounds. Find out in this episode what else does. We are back from our month long hiatus and we’ve got a lot to talk about! Family crap, medical crap, political crap… you name it, we crap on it. And then after the coven meeting, we get happy again with the Good Good Goods!   Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Remember to Chill Take Action – Fire in the Belly Touch Grass – Evidence of Creation Reflect & Journal - The Temperance Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/bloomin-awesome    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  Jane Nightshade https://janenightshade.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaint