Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Boobs! Cans! Gazongas! Sweater puppies!  Pretty much sums up the episode, but there's more to it. Amelia has brought her husband along to fill in for Pitney this week, and while they chat about their shared love of movies with lots of boobs in them, she realizes she never came out to him back when she realized that she has been bisexual this whole time. A coming out story... perfect for Pride month! We'll be taking another short break in July, and we'll be back on August 8th. Amelia needs to focus on getting through her radiation treatment. Stupid cancer! _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: Wheel of the Year – Summer Solstice Get Inspired – True Abundance Take Action – Celebrate the Good Touch Grass – Shall We Play A Game? Reflect & Journal – The Sun Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/turn-your-face-to-the-sun  _____________________________________________________  Promo:  Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/  (Want to swap s

Some chitchat about Pitney’s week-long visit with Amelia, discussion about rude breeders in stores and parking lots, and then big frustration about what the hell happened in the season finale of Doctor Who.   And we’re still reeling from the accuracy of the tarot reading we did last month. You can watch it here:  https://youtu.be/uWrItU8joHE?si=ylO7ia4u0e5sm_Yo   Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Who’s Stopping You? Take Action – Common Ground Touch Grass – Find a Rainbow Reflect & Journal - The Fool MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/jump-right-in     Promos: Brew Crime Podcast https://brewcrime.com/  2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. 

We are bitchen in Amelia's kitchen this week, showing you a recipe for a delicious broccoli soup for people like Pitney who don't even LIKE broccoli! It's fresh, it's vegan, and it's got the NOOCH! (And yes, I said SHOWING. visit our YouTube channel to see the video version of this episode!) Soup recipe: https://rainbowplantlife.com/vegan-broccoli-soup/  YouTube video: https://youtu.be/K8_VkvW3Zbc No regular coven meeting this week, but there's a video you may want to check out. We did a tarot reading to get some insight on how the resistance movement is doing and what challenges are coming up. Links for the tarot video available on our blog: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/tarot-reading-focusing-our-activism   Promo:  Family Plot https://linktr.ee/FamilyPlot  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never m

They say the human head weighs eight pounds. Find out in this episode what else does. We are back from our month long hiatus and we’ve got a lot to talk about! Family crap, medical crap, political crap… you name it, we crap on it. And then after the coven meeting, we get happy again with the Good Good Goods!   Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Remember to Chill Take Action – Fire in the Belly Touch Grass – Evidence of Creation Reflect & Journal - The Temperance Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/bloomin-awesome    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  Jane Nightshade https://janenightshade.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaint

Amelia explains why not paying your taxes is a stupid protest. We discuss cutting MAGA family out of our lives. Pitney saw a hot mess in the street. Plus Good Good Goods and a special announcement.   Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired - Doing Hard Things Take Action - Time to Mobilize Touch Grass - Be the Weed Reflect & Journal - The Judgement Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/doing-the-hard-thing    Promo:  Brew Crime Podcast https://brewcrime.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique  Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fa

Guess which one of us is going vegetarian... you'll be surprised!   Coven meeting notes: The Wheel – Happy Ostara! Get Inspired – What's Next? Take Action – Say the Thing Touch Grass – Dirty Talk Reflect & Journal – The World MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/saying-yes    Promo:  Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique ! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, s

Keeping it real the only way we know how... to take our personal drama and laugh at it.  (A tiny Content Warning for attempted unaliving.) And this week,  Good Good Goods is back!   Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – The Whirlpool of Despair Take Action – Harass your Congressfolk! Touch Grass – Nox Your Socks Off! Reflect & Journal – The Hermit   MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/spring-is-almost-here   Promo:  A Little Wicked https://linktr.ee/alittlewicked (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique   Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and h

It’s giving DOGE, it’s giving mass firings, it’s giving “fork in the road,”  it’s giving trauma, it’s giving a first-hand account of what the hell is going on in the US federal workforce in the first four weeks of Trump 2: The Dumbest Dictator.  Too angry to give the Good Good Goods this week, but we did suggest some ways to tell Washington DC what you think! Power to the people, baby!!   Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Focus, People! Take Action – Your Money is Mighty Touch Grass – Signs of Spring Reflect & Journal – The Magician   MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:; https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/power-to-the-people    Promos:  2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us

Amelia asks Pitney about a couple sexual "trends" she doesn't understand to see if he has experienced either one. Namely, being choked, and spittin' on that thang. And also the other thang.   Plus, Amelia busts out her Yoda voice, and we give you a round of the Good Good Goods!   Coven meeting notes: Wheel of the Year - It's Imbolc! Get Inspired – Big Things in Tiny Packages Take Action – Small Acts of Protection Touch Grass – Teeny Little Onions Reflect & Journal – The Element of Air  MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/little-big-things    Promo: Twisted and Uncorked https://www.twistedanduncorked.com/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?    Write to us at Pitn

What starts as a discussion inspired by panties eventually turns tarot. And another round of Good Good Good! But first, coven meeting number three! Coven Meeting Agenda: Get Inspired - Discovering Your Power Take Action - One Heart at a Time Touch Grass - Offer Yourself an Orange Reflections and Journaling - Taming Your Fears MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/the-fire-inside    Promos:  Horrifying History https://horrifying-history-shop.fourthwall.com/en-usd/  2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenbouti

In this episode, you'll hear about silky radio voices, reboots of old anime, how Amelia's foster dog handled firework noise, bracing ourselves for the inauguration, and being obnoxiously joyous in the face of bigotry.   Coven Meeting Agenda: Get Inspired - Looking Failure in the Face Take Action - The Mother of Invention Touch Grass - Honoring the Moon Reflections and Journaling - Working Through Murk MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/looking-failure-right-in-the-face    Promo:  Chick Lit https://linktr.ee/chicklit (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutiqu

It's time to kick off the Year of Personal Power! Find out what it means, how it will work, and how you are in charge of your experience of it. NO PRESSURE! Learn about: Following the Wheel of the Year - Yule Get Inspired - Being in "The Moment" Get Active - Preparing for Emergencies Touch Grass - What is Winter, Really? Reflections and Journaling - Your Identity and Place in the World Around You MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG:  https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/the-year-of-personal-power-welcome-to-the-coven  Promos:  Fellowship of the Geeks https://www.thefellowshipofthegeeks.net/   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at Pi

It's the end of The Year of Us and we are exhausted, what with all the dogs needing grooming and the holiday prep and whatnot. And we remember childhood Christmases, and we'll let you guess who was naughty and who was nice. And we talk about the WORST Christmas song ever.   Also, we clear up some things about next year's Year Of, and the virtual coven we're starting. So be sure to stay tuned for that!   Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/   If you want to be supportive without a lot of

It's Thankful number 9! And we might not really have gratitude out the wazoo, but we're trying! Pitney is thankful for vaping, Amelia is thankful for Agatha All Along, and we are starting a virtual motherfucking COVEN. And you're all in it, just by being here. You just gotta listen.    Promos: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A  2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-10828384785908

Yeah, it’s still the Year Of Us, but it’s also the Year Of Us Taking Care Of Ourselves. We were supposed to record a normal episode #222 the day after the election, but, as you can imagine, things didn’t go the way we would have preferred. So we recorded this instead.   Be sure to get yourself caught up because the next episode is our annual episode about gratitude, and we’ve got some BIG STUFF to announce!   Take care of yourselves and each other.   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/   If you want t

An extra episode from back in April that gave Amelia a break while she got ready for Halloween! So it’s all about stuff that was going on with us back then, like crying through a solar eclipse, mixing up neighbors, wearing Helen Lawson pants, sisters being stupid, and MORE!   Promos:  Invasion of the Remake  https://invasionoftheremake.libsyn.com/ 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/   If you want to be suppo

Happy Halloween, y’all!   We’re talking about our love of making and wearing costumes, what we wore for trick or treating, being inspired to turn a costume we saw into something we could actually wear, and all the creative problem solving involved! Maybe we’ll help you to realize that you can make that thing you’ve been thinking about! (Amelia can’t sew for crap but even she can make a costume!)   Promo: Spine Chillers and Serial Killers https://shows.acast.com/spine.chillers.and.serial.killers (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://w

It's Pitney's birthday, and we are serving birthday parties, birthday tantrums, arcades, roller rinks, the whole shebang! We ate that cake and left no crumbs! Promos: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A  2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   True North Eager Beaver Media: https://www.youtube.com/@truenortheagerbeavermedia/streams  Fellowship of the Geeks: https://www.thefellowshipofthegeeks.net/      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique   Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Ameli

The Year of Us continues with a look back at our favorite episode. It’s Vaseline Redux, darlings!   Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off

We were only going to tell stories about motels we’ve stayed in over the years, but we got heavy on the tangents! A little Jesus foot fetish, a taste of Ashton Kutcher (Pitney wishes!!), then back to the motel for some disappointing sleep.    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps @2SCPodcast  and Insinuation Podcast @insinuationpod (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/ If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyanda