Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

It's Thankful number 9! And we might not really have gratitude out the wazoo, but we're trying! Pitney is thankful for vaping, Amelia is thankful for Agatha All Along, and we are starting a virtual motherfucking COVEN. And you're all in it, just by being here. You just gotta listen.    Promos: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A  2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-10828384785908

Yeah, it’s still the Year Of Us, but it’s also the Year Of Us Taking Care Of Ourselves. We were supposed to record a normal episode #222 the day after the election, but, as you can imagine, things didn’t go the way we would have preferred. So we recorded this instead.   Be sure to get yourself caught up because the next episode is our annual episode about gratitude, and we’ve got some BIG STUFF to announce!   Take care of yourselves and each other.   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/   If you want t

An extra episode from back in April that gave Amelia a break while she got ready for Halloween! So it’s all about stuff that was going on with us back then, like crying through a solar eclipse, mixing up neighbors, wearing Helen Lawson pants, sisters being stupid, and MORE!   Promos:  Invasion of the Remake  https://invasionoftheremake.libsyn.com/ 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/   If you want to be suppo

Happy Halloween, y’all!   We’re talking about our love of making and wearing costumes, what we wore for trick or treating, being inspired to turn a costume we saw into something we could actually wear, and all the creative problem solving involved! Maybe we’ll help you to realize that you can make that thing you’ve been thinking about! (Amelia can’t sew for crap but even she can make a costume!)   Promo: Spine Chillers and Serial Killers https://shows.acast.com/spine.chillers.and.serial.killers (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://w

It's Pitney's birthday, and we are serving birthday parties, birthday tantrums, arcades, roller rinks, the whole shebang! We ate that cake and left no crumbs! Promos: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A  2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   True North Eager Beaver Media: https://www.youtube.com/@truenortheagerbeavermedia/streams  Fellowship of the Geeks: https://www.thefellowshipofthegeeks.net/      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique   Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Ameli

The Year of Us continues with a look back at our favorite episode. It’s Vaseline Redux, darlings!   Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off

We were only going to tell stories about motels we’ve stayed in over the years, but we got heavy on the tangents! A little Jesus foot fetish, a taste of Ashton Kutcher (Pitney wishes!!), then back to the motel for some disappointing sleep.    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps @2SCPodcast  and Insinuation Podcast @insinuationpod (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/ If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyanda

Bad service. Bad food. Bad decor. But still we love these terrible restaurants!   Promo: 3 Spooked Girls  https://linktr.ee/3spookedgirls (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?  Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique   Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/ If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/ And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our merch shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content

This just in: LIFE IS HAPPENING. We've been sticking to our episode topic schedule really well this year, but suddenly there are all these THINGS going on in our lives. And they're super important, so listen up.   TRAPRS ​Trapping, Rescue and Pet Recovery Service  https://traprs.ck.page/   Support TRAPRS, or find a local nonprofit rescue organization in your area and make a donation!   Promos: Madison on the Air https://www.madisonontheair.com/  @MadisonOnTheAir 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ @2SCPodcast  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique    Stay up to

What better time than right now to talk about how to manage hate! No, we don't suggest you shouldn't hate people; we want you to celebrate your hatred by making it hilarious! If you play your cards right, that hate can bring you endless joy. The Worst Person in the World, aka Schmeckel, aka the guy we did a good job of ignoring in Dallas. Hear a selection of stories about him, most importantly the moment we realized we needed to cancel his tactless ass. Every day since has been glorious!   PICTURE A POTATO!!!   Promo: Our True Crime Podcast https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/our-true-crime-podcast--3647242   @ourtruecrimepod (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gma

It's finally here! The episode we've been promising since the beginning! This week we're telling you all about our relationships with the Catholic Church. The good stuff and the bad stuff. Really, it's not all bad! We love pageantry and ecclesiastical fabrics!   Promos: Brew Crime Podcast http://www.brewcrime.com   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique   Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/ If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff clutteri

A couple months back, Pitney said the only dick he regretted was the one he hadn't met. Well damn, that turned out to not be true at all! This week we're telling our worst sex stories, the dicks we regret the most. If you thought we were vulgar BEFORE, brace yourselves.   Promo: Back Look Cinema Podcast @BackLookCinema (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique    Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitney

It’s #PrideMonth again! And here we are nearly half way through the #YearOfUs and Pitney has tons of personal experience with all the good parts and the scary parts of coming out. Living authentically in the extremely homophobic 1980s sometimes meant violence, but mostly it meant a courageous and empowering THIS IS WHO I AM. That was your content warning.   Promos: FriGay the 13th https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/frigay-the-13th/id1347721895 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!

It's our annual TFW Special, with a twist! This year we're down a Pitney but up a Mr Amelia, plus there's an interview with the hosts of a new horror podcast and a crazy game of FMK (IYKYK).  Promos: Queer & Loathing Podcast https://linktr.ee/queerandloathingpod   Jim Ferguson - Making A Scene https://www.etsy.com/shop/Jimbeanus  Drink With the Living Dead https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057127823570   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/ If you want to

We've been at this podcast thing for 8 years, and we don't get anywhere NEAR the amount of hate mail we expected! We're so thankful for every single one of our listeners, especially the ones who've stuck around. Who would have thought two friends could do a podcast for eight years and not strangle each other?   Hang out with us as we talk about the impact this show has had on our lives.   Promo: Family Plot  https://linktr.ee/FamilyPlot 2 Skeptical Chaps  http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique   Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https:

BayCon 1993. A roadtrip through the southwest on I-10. The Thing outside of Tucson.  Marion Zimmer Bradley. Pitney dives under a table to hide from Tricia.  And Russians. Mmmmm, delicious Russians. Because things like this only happen to us. Hop in the backseat, next stop El Paso! Promo: Our True Crime Podcast podfollow.com/1404686511 @OurTrueCrimePod (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/   If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, foll

Dusters and Rabbits and Samurai! Like most GenXers, we’ve had all sorts of vehicles over the years, from the giant land yachts of the 1970s to the sporty speedsters of the 1980s and the utter garbage of the 1990s! A whole lot (lot, get it?) of car stories.   Promos: Serial Napper Podcast serialnapper.com  @serial_napper & 2 Skeptical Chaps 2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com  @2SCPodcast  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique      Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/    If you want to be supportive withou

Those blocks of Guadalupe Street next to the University of Texas at Austin known as "The Drag" are iconic. Or they used to be. Stroll with us from the Mr Gatti's Pizza all the way down to Pleasureland, passing Captain Quackenbush's, the Scientologists, the Renaissance Market, the Bazaar, the Varsity Theater/Tower Records, and drag worms galore! Promo: Nopeville Podcast @Nopevillecast https://linktr.ee/Nopeville  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique       Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/    If you

Oh, Verity. How we love her. It's The Reptile, it's "fregrence," it's imaginary asthma, it's the Munsey, it's a solitary egg on a plate.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll google an old 70s sci-fi author. Probably.   Promos: Podcast Inside Your House  https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2286732.rss   @TooManySkeleton 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  @2SCPodcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff

The Year of Us continues with quite the shindig! This week, we're remembering the huge parties we used to throw back in the '90s. We're talking costumes and decorations and tapping kegs and inventing cocktails and burning bras on sticks. Grab yourself a Think Pink and a slice of brain nivernaise and enjoy the party! Promo: OctoberpodVHS https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique   Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff clutte