Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

It's Texas Frightmare Weekend time again! Normally, we'd be recording in the car on the drive home, but this year ended up very different! Find out why Pitney couldn't come to Dallas, and how Amelia spent the weekend at the con all by herself! Hear about the tragedy of Waco traffic, the glamour of getting a tattoo in the dealer's room, actors who can totally get it, con-goers who need to STFU, and more! Plus a kind of Hellraiser-ish #YearOfTheSaints segment about a really cool statue in Milan.   SPECIAL MENTIONS:  Jim Ferguson -  https://www.jimfergusonmakingascene.com/    Timothy Pittides - www.pittidesart.com    Promos: People Are Wild and 2 Skeptical Chaps   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complai

Pitney's mom hollering at an old lady who won't bid fast enough at bridge. And she once called 9-1-1 because his dad used her coffee pot. And we have a lot of opinions about House of Gucci.   And this week we celebrate dog saints.     Promo: Family Plot    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Conte

Please enjoy this thick, hearty bowl of Texas Chainsaw Massacre stew, where we talk about the glorious original 1974 film and the 2022 Netflix sequel. Then help yourself to a tasty side of spring-fresh patron saints of doink disease, and for dessert, a random discussion that took us back in time 40 years to a scandal in Bay Area Starsky and Hutch fandom.     Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Aim For The Head Podcast    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really

We’re pissed off about what’s going on in Texas and Florida and damn straight we’re gonna talk about it in the way you’d expect from us. Our feelings are serious even if our language is not. Smart, vulgar talk about scary stuff. A quick note about what Chuck Tingle is up to these days. (Don’t know him? You will!) And a discussion about a murderous SkyrimIRL video blogger JinnKid turns intro an examination of things other people find hilarious that we don’t at all. And in the #YearOfTheSaints segment, get ready to meet three special ladies, St. Apollonia, St. Lucy, and St. Agatha, and the body horror with which they’re associated.   Promo: FriGay the 13th     (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints

(Important to mention this was recorded before the Russian invasion of Ukraine.)  Pitney returns from his brief hiatus, and he has big news that even surprises Amelia! And Amelia learned her husband doesn’t like sitting and watching TV, even though that’s a lot of what he does anyway. News about Russia causes us to reminisce about a delightful weekend at a hotel with the Soviet track team. And boy do we have information about St. Patrick that will surprise you!     Promos: Fellowship of the Geeks and 2 Skeptical Chaps    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be

Amelia chats with an old friend she’s been calling Frito since the night they met in 1986. They talk about their school and its ridiculous confederate mascot, how important it is for students to understand that high school isn’t reality, and learning how to "human" from the right sources. (For example, don’t let Disney princesses or John Hughes movies teach you anything about what relationships are like.)   And brace yourselves for the story of Saint Catherine of Siena, her unusual wedding ring, the theft of her fabulous incorrupt head.   Promo: Dealing Justice     (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?  Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date