Limited Appeal

Are you ready for a pineapple show? Well, if not, don't worry. This whole show is designed to get you ready for the pineapple show, I guess. Somehow we start the hype by talking about our guest DJ, Jacco Macacco. If you haven't yet heard about Jacco, you're in for a (somewhat horrifying) treat! The late 1790s were apparently full of spectacles that far surpass anything in modern sport, provided you're not averse to unnecessarily inhumane fuckery. Poor Jacco, and poor Puss! If you're not totally depressed by poor Jacco's story to continue, we move on to promote (sort of) Faith No More's upcoming album. Warren has a nice suggestion for making their music radio friendly, which involves Samuel L. Jackson and, obviously, monkeys. Let us know how excited you are about the new album, the Snakes on the Plane, or the Pineapple Show! Contact us by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings.