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Mike does a solo episode, tackling some listener feedback, reading literotica to our listeners, going though some feedback on the escort-aficionado forum and answering a bevy of sex/relationship questions, lightning-round style. Genuinely dozens of topics covered, enough to make anyone happy, he hopes. What are the best and worst things about hosting a sex podcast? Are we mansplaining too much? Are we right about squirting? And, how many of you are turned on by the literotica Mike selected? You're welcome to send us your own selections for us to read on air and give feedback. In particular, we should probably try an episode focusing on what women like in literotica, as most of what we've found so far seems like it must really be targeting men. If, for some reason, listeners want the full effect of the literotica discussed and read in the episode, here it is: https://ymmv.me/64/pushing-my-luck https://ymmv.me/64/mom-posing https://ymmv.me/64/virgin-wife We discussed some posts regarding escorts and Seeking A

Is it really possible for a guy not to realize he's going to penetrate the "wrong hole" when it happens? What is the allure of porns where a woman appears to be trapped (in a dryer, or even stuck in a wall or some other similar predicament)? A woman enjoys pleasuring herself while looking at pictures of ... herself. How common is this? Could a man do it and have it work? And, which gender has the harder time understanding the unique life experiences that the other gender has all to themselves? Is it easier for a woman to relate to men's relentless sex drives? Or is it easier for a man to understand cyclical hormones and having periods? We looked at both a subreddit and a video this episode. Here are links to both: https://ymmv.me/63/gloryho-sub https://ymmv.me/63/gloryho-vid We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/63/breast-sex https://ymmv.me/63/sex-rules https://ymmv.me/63/swallow-reciprocit

Once we've got the dirty talk out of the way, Ally joins us to discuss a wide array of sex and relationship topics. We watch a video taken from a woman's perspective of receptive oral sex. The discussion turns to women wanting anilingus performed on them, as it must. Mike offers Ally numerous candidate dirty talk lines, but the best he can muster is a 5 out of 10 on her scale. She's apparently not willing to divulge what a 10 out of 10 would be, but I suspect I know what it is.... Someone asks whether being a sugar baby gives her an "unfair" advantage in life. And, is it believable that man could be so obsessed with sex with his wife that he has difficult concentrating on normal life when she's around? To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/62/mr-pussy-licking We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/62/anilingus https://ymmv.me/62/ordered-to-

How much exploration of a woman's insides is good and desirable? It's obviously pretty different when you're exploring your own body versus when it's someone else. The enjoyment for a man doing it must be completely psychological, since it's kind of indistinguishable from warm jello or some such, if you were blindfolded and didn't really know where you were putting your hands. Oh man. One of these questions is about a guy "warning" his partner that he's going to have a "huge load" because he hasn't ejaculated in some time. I wonder, how does a woman take that when she's "informed"? Is that an offer? A warning? A threat? What if she's not really in the mood that day to swallow a gigantic load of semen. We talk about a number of different TikTok purveyors, including a woman who wants men to know they're not supposed to "poke" but rather to "dock" and then move in a front-to-back motion. Another woman likes to talk about her "pink" and "brown" canoes, which I guess is supposed to be alluring. No more real conve

It's incredibly hard to predict that magic moment when a man finally decides to accept penetrative sex, performed on him, by his lovely female partner. One question at hand this week is where Keith finds himself on that journey. To find out, we invited his girlfriend Alyssa to the show, from their Caribbean hideaway where they presumably are investigating new and innovative ways to explore topping and bottoming. Oh, but there's more! What to do when you discover a woman has been secretly using your vibrating toothbrush to masturbate? How not to destroy a promising sugar relationship with an errant "I love you" while receiving oral ministrations. And, do men need very specific stimulation in order to orgasm? Can certain men do it "hands free"? How? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/60/toothbrush https://ymmv.me/60/sugar-love https://ymmv.me/60/pegging https://ymmv.me/60/cutting https://ymm

At core, I would call a "breeding fetish" just more or less being human. We have fun talking about sex, but at core it's serious business! Without sex, there would be no people. No one to even ask the great philosophical questions like, "Why are we here?" and "What is a woman?" This episode, we shortened our discussion of each topic in order to fit more in. We fit a lot more in. Our cup runneth over with topics. How to tell a woman you're about to climax? When does sex for money become prostitution (answer: quickly)? And much, much more. Oh, and by the way, try searching the term "jilling" on Google Images. I just did, looking for a good thumbnail for the episode. I wasn't disappointed. To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/59/jilling We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/59/heads-up https://ymmv.me/59/breeding-fetish https://ymmv.me/59/bj

How well does it work if one partner wants sex more frequently than the other, and they initiate a schedule for sex? I'm actually pretty sure this doesn't work so great in practice, but we discuss the practicalities and what it means for a relationship. It's mainly a full-employment system for couples therapists. How much does your partner receiving pleasure from an act increase your interest in doing it? Does this extend all the way to pegging? Probably so, for some folks. If a woman wants sex almost all the time, so much so that she can't stop herself from masturbating and becomes cross with her partner if he doesn't oblige, so much so that her deepest desire is to be some sort of human trampoline, is it wrong for him to stop being attracted to her? To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/58/big-one We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/58

YMMV is not a celebrity gossip podcast, but the answer to the first question is "No." Societal delusion aside, this is not someone who meets the traditional definitions of attractiveness, and that's not even considering how she looks. We discuss the health consequences of porn and an online forum which appears to tout "actual" incest porn. Is it real? Possibly so. And, if so, why are there people who enjoy this stuff? We also talk about the /r/nofap subreddit and how effective that is at improving (or lowering) people's quality of life. Another discussion of larger-than-life dildoes. Is mutual masturbation compelling, or is it the "69 of handjobs," as Keith describes it? Virgin detection and multiple shots on goal round out the episode. Loads everywhere indeed! To see the relevant incest porn thread, here is a link: https://ymmv.me/57/incest-porn We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/57/less

Which would you rather do while watching a movie with your female partner? Edge her manually for 45 minutes and then give her oral for 5 minutes, or not edge her at all but then the oral sex takes 20 minutes? And, do people need to be edged during movie watching at all? What does it mean when your husband seems never to be interested in sex, but then when you have sex he ejaculates prematurely? Does it mean he's not interested in sex at all? If so, how is he getting off so fast? And, what's the real deal with facials? Are there any women in the world who like them just because they enjoy semen sprayed on their face? Like, would any women consent to having a squirt gun loaded with semen and shot at their faces? Or are they doing it because men seem to like it and it's submissive? Our video segment this week is really one you don't want to miss. A vibrator of unusual size (and a likely fake orgasm to go along with it!). To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/

Men enjoy watching women "perform" so much during sex that we wonder whether they know that women are in fact just "performing". And, maybe women do what they do because it helps enhance the mood for them. Alternately, some women claim they have no control over behaviors such as screaming during sex. Are they telling the truth? What is "control" anyway? When is the best time to tell a partner about a hygiene issue in a relationship? And, we debate again the whole question of "squirting": What is it? Why do some men seem to so love it? To take a look at the picture discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/55/imperfections We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/55/noise https://ymmv.me/55/odor https://ymmv.me/55/squirting Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

We discuss masturbation habits and how they vary depending on sexual activity with a significant other in the recent past. Also discussed are the routines men have either to conceal their masturbation from others or to heighten the pleasure. We discuss open relationships and the almost guaranteed issues when one partner is having a little too much fun. Taken to the logical extreme, can plural marriages work out? And, a man's partner flies into a rage when she doesn't have an orgasm during sex. What should he do about it? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/54/open-relationships https://ymmv.me/54/masturbation-photos https://ymmv.me/54/no-orgasm-rage Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Ally, Keith and Mike discuss all manner of sexual topics. Prior to the recording, Ally had the full experience of Virtual Reality Porn, which was disconcerting for her, as it resulted in her having large quantities of semen deposited on and throughout her body by two virtual men who didn't appear to be heterosexual. Later, Ally confided that she'd "enjoyed" the porn. "I like porn," she said. "I'm a pro-porn person." Mike shared analytical techniques for detecting real and falsified female orgasms. We discussed the female reaction to a man who wants to be snowballed or, worse yet, to languidly clean his own semen off the stomach of an unsuspecting partner. And, we clarify the advice for Ally when her partner orgasms before her. No, he doesn't want to be required to interact with his own semen, but he's fine with her masturbating and perhaps lending a helping hand. It's just that he's tired and really wants to take a nap! We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are link

We start with a continuation of last week's discussion of virtual reality porn, which has its pros and cons. Too many pro actresses is definitely one of the downsides. How would you handle being offered a large sum of money not to have an orgasm for a year? (A year? Keith bristled at the notion of a week!) Does the reaction depend on gender, age, other factors? How much money would it take? And, where should listeners go to find out about new genres of porn, like hentai, creampie, mmf, gangbang, etc? Turns out there's a place for that and much more. And, you can get help from others to find your specific kink. Here is a link to the NSFW411 subreddit we reviewed on the episode: https://ymmv.me/52/nsfw411 We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/52/ticklish https://ymmv.me/52/refrain Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

This week's porn viewing takes a milky turn, with Keith offering up two ladies sharing their bodies' bounty. Women don't seem properly aware of the unlikelihood of men deleting the nude selfies they receive from their partners. Tip for the wise: if you sent it, it's there forever, and he's not going to delete it. Naturally, our advice to men is to immediately move all nude selfies and videos onto an encrypted secure platform (we'll be advertising one shortly, no doubt). We spend some time trying to understand incest porn, step mom and step sisters in particular. The appeal is hard to understand, but it's such a common subject in porn that it's difficult to avoid. To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/51/lactation We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/51/taste https://ymmv.me/51/anal-request Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpo

Alyssa joined the podcast today to tell us how much she truly, deeply, really enjoys sucking on Keith's enormous penis. It's just bliss. From the first moment the tip of her tongue gently caresses his meatus to the moment he clutches her hair and she feels the rhythmic throbbing as he delivers his semen onto her tongue. And don't forget the delicious sensation as it slides down her throat to nourish her soul.... The sex is just magnificent. She also likes his personality. Alyssa gives a pretty in-depth description of her occasional anal self-pleasuring. It makes more sense that men would engage in this, but she makes a strong case that she enjoys it as well. We discuss whether it's easier for men or women to find additional partners in an ethically non-monogamous situation. Is it really just a trick to make a guy feel like he's free but actually to bind him in monogamy? Some additional questions: Do women really enjoy giving head (again)? And, what should we think of a man who is caught by his girlfriend whil

We start with a video showing auto-cunnilingus. Hard to believe it's real. Maybe it's not? A woman claims that she can't tell when her partner's penis is inside of her. She actually thinks he's not inside her when he is. Is this a size issue, and if so is he too small or is she too big? Or is it a completely normal state of affairs? We return to the ever-popular topic of MMF threesomes, and what it would take for a man to want to engage in one. Is it worth doing an MMF to get an MFF? And keep in mind the difference between MMF and MFM. Why has incest become such a trope in online porn? Do people actually want to watch that? Is there any way to get people to admit that it's their preference? And, how should someone prepare for five days of continuous sex? To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/49/auto-cunnilingus We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https:

A woman claims not to understand the traditional rules around dating, since she's so steeped in non-monogamy. This is, of course, preposterous. What are the positives (and, are there any negatives?) to a woman being very flexible in bed. Keith doesn't find it as compelling as the cultural stereotypes would suggest, but maybe he hasn't fully taken advantage of it. A woman responds oddly to catching her husband masturbating. And, a man insists on covering his partner's buttocks while having sex in the doggy-style position. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/48/t-shirt https://ymmv.me/48/caught https://ymmv.me/48/nipples https://ymmv.me/48/flexibility Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Keith finally has anal sex with a partner. I say finally, not from Keith's perspective (he was reluctant), but from the partner's (she was enthusiastic). He's keeping mum about whether a condom was used. Someone asks whether the penis expands in the final moments before orgasm. I've researched this topic, and it sounds like it at least stiffens. But, your mileage may vary. And we tackle the topic of death grip. The infamous condition which enables men to masturbate with hands of steel but then prevents them from orgasming in an appropriate amount of time. What's the solution? And, is the cure worse than the disease? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/47/penis-expansion https://ymmv.me/47/death-grip-cure https://ymmv.me/47/nude-selfie Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

What makes a camgirl effective? We watch part of a video that camgirls really should consume in its entirety, if they want to understand how to come across naturally on screen. We discuss how long needs to elapse before the average man stops caring about a woman having just performed oral and swallowed -- i.e. how long until he's willing to kiss her without thinking too much about semen. A woman claims to very much enjoy anal tonguing, which is surprising because it's not obvious what she's getting out of the experience. Even for men it's hard to understand. And, if a woman continues to suck after you orgasm, what's that like? To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/46/theotherdrug We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/46/finger-sniffing https://ymmv.me/46/keep-sucking https://ymmv.me/46/anilingus https://ymmv.me/46/penetration-only Twitter

Mike discovers that people on the Internet (and Keith, apparently) measure their masturbation sessions using their step tracking devices. Apparently a "1000-stroke session" is a long one, with the typical male masturbation experience being more like 500 strokes. Stay tuned for the female equivalent (if that can be properly measured). This week's porn is lesbian anal sex, which involves a strap-on and really doesn't look that pleasurable for either party, though we're open to having our minds changed on that front. Keith likes to remove the condom sometimes (with partner consent) toward the end of sex to make more of a mess. And, we discuss the disappearance of hotel porn a decade ago as travelers carried their devices with them. To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/45/lesbian-anal We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/45/condom https://ymm