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Here's a scene You're in the bedroom laying down, your girlfriend wrap around To the sound of the dildo and the thrusting All you hear is the harness rubbing your ass And feel such peace and absolute The ecstasy still that doesn't end But slowly drifts into sleep Until your mother opens up the door She's walked in on you It's you alone, you are the pegging queen. We question the legitimacy of sugar daddies who don't have as much money as we think they ought to, and of sugar babies who tolerate that. A couple sets up a hall pass situation, and the guy is upset that now his girlfriend is enjoying multiple male penises (big surprise). In other news: A young woman gives her platonic friend a blowjob, it doesn't turn him into her boyfriend, and she becomes upset. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/84/pegging https://ymmv.me/84/hall-pass https://ymmv.me/84/blow https://ymmv.me/84/clit-hack Twi

Reunited finally after Keith's long séjour in Europe, we wrap up our conversation about psychedelics before moving on to all manner of taboo (and honestly potentially triggering) topics. Women often face the problem of a series of men who say more or less the same things on dating apps, so it's hard to know which first date will go well, and which will just be awful. Is there a better way for them to figure this out without wasting hours on terrible dates? Or, are the incels right and women are all just dating the top 10% of attractive guys anyway? How bad is it if a guy starts crying during sex? What's the best way to transition to sex once your date has agreed to "come up to your place"? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/83/fingering Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Keith asks Mike probing questions about how he's doing psychologically. Spoiler alert: Not well. But -- and this is important -- no sexual side effects to speak of. Importantly, that suggests a male potency beyond what you probably think he's capable of. We're talking Clubber Lang-level potency. In the "fastest time to nut" category, both hosts are doing decently well. There's some question as to the absolute fastest that could be achieved, but it's plainly under 5 minutes, which is impressive however you slice it. Some discussion of the attractiveness of beards on men and circumcised versus "natural" plumbing downstairs. What happens when you move on from a relationship where sex was off the hook? And can an attractive young woman actually be "bad" at sex. Not to beat a dead horse here, but we're mostly in the podcasting game for the chicks (who isn't?). So, if a lovely young lady would like to meet either host, please contact us. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, h

Mike celebrates Slope Day in California and does some deep thought about children's gender identities, mental health and psychedelics. It's hard out here with Keith in Europe! Lots of questions this week, including a man who doesn't like foreplay, another who has extracted an "anytime blowjob" agreement from his girlfriend, and one who wants to perform oral sex on himself. Lots of discussion of different pharmaceuticals, including one woman who is completely unable to have orgasms because of her SSRI. And, what to do when roleplaying goes too far? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/81/no-lube https://ymmv.me/81/bj-anytime https://ymmv.me/81/ssri https://ymmv.me/81/penis https://ymmv.me/81/autofellatio https://ymmv.me/81/smell https://ymmv.me/81/roleplay https://ymmv.me/81/what-to-say Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Alyssa and Keith discuss the importance of photo selection for successful online dating, what works and what does not, and what the photos tell you about the person who posted them. A gentleman claims that he orgasmed no fewer than seven times in immediate succession, leaving his balls "tired, sore, dragging." Is this even possible, and if so would it really do that sort of thing to his balls? Someone wants to know if cameltoe is really attractive. It is, of course, but mostly because of the way it accentuates to the male gaze the lack of a penis in the spot where it would be on a man. And, is a man responsible if his partner has never had an orgasm? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/80/7-times https://ymmv.me/80/habits https://ymmv.me/80/never-orgasmed https://ymmv.me/80/cameltoe https://ymmv.me/80/blow-kiss Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Look, it's not every day that we have the opportunity to speak with any 19-year-old woman about her sex life. So, we appreciated that, and we know you will as well. We interviewed Sage, a 19-year-old female listener with a genuinely fascinating set of sexual experiences. Rather than spoil the details for you, I'll just say that she's primarily attracted to women, but she has a male partner. And he likes to find male thirds for their couple. Sage self-identifies as queer, and she is very open about what she likes and doesn't like. And, Sage went ahead and checked for herself what fluid comes out when she squirts. She can confirm that it's pee. Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Alyssa and Keith discuss a wide range of topics, starting off with Alyssa recanting, or perhaps just recasting, some of her earlier statements on the program. Don't worry, Keith still maintains that he's a classy gentleman. Some discussion of how to construct an effective Tinder profile, and general dating advice in that area. Then on to the big question of the day: Why do women so easily tolerate men's fetishistic behavior, whether it's wanting to direct their semen in various seemingly unnatural places or the like. Do women actually want facials or to be nutted upon? And, who wins the cum race? There was no porn discussed in this episode, but here is one of a woman giving a somewhat odd blowjob (particularly the end) just to help you out: https://ymmv.me/78/odd-bj We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/78/facial https://ymmv.me/78/going-down https://ymmv.me/78/racing Twitter: @ymmvpod Face

Looking for a deep dive into Keith's relationship? Look no further, friend, because this episode is tailor-made for you. These two lovebirds appear smitten, and my lone regret for the moment is that they're looking for an MFF threesome, not an MMF one. Sadly, all I seem to find these days is the dreaded MMM threesome. Really, if an MMF is the "devil's threesome," what is an MMM? Even I was surprised to learn of Alyssa's willingness to accept corporal punishment in the context of sex or a relationship. She may have allowed it, but I don't think I would. Alyssa has agreed to start a "vabbing" experiment, to see just how well Keith can detect pheromones. I wonder what would be the male equivalent? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/77/vabbing https://ymmv.me/77/love https://ymmv.me/77/domination Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Keith is in Albania, but that didn't stop us from connecting to bring you some fresh content. I'm not ashamed to say that Episode 76 is more sexually stimulating than the January 6th hearings. We discuss bondage, and not the fake kind that happens when you're arrested while protesting the Supreme Court and put your hands behind your back, but the real kind when someone uses velcro straps and metal fixations. Real serious stuff, except the guy who is doing it in our story asked how his partner was feeling a few too many times (in our opinion). Another group of women are concerned about the smell and look of their vaginas, so we discussed at some length whether there's much they can do about that. And, we had some more talk about the optimal way for sex to be offered for sale to men. No matter how much we circle the topic, we reliably conclude that sugar relationships are optimal economically and psychologically for all who want to be involved in such situations. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so f

Mike tackles the questions that women want answered, with a sensitivity few modern men can muster. Women everywhere drop whatever they're doing to offer him what they think he wants: A relationship with a fun, quirky woman. Mike, unhappy by this turn of events, takes time to clarify for them that men are much more interested in carnal affairs than affairs of the heart, but they don't believe him. Mike is frustrated, and so are the women. Topics range from what women want to what men want, what do prostitutes and porn actresses want? And, what is the best VR porn? To listen to the interview clip discussed in the episode: https://ymmv.me/75/porn-actress We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/75/want-anal https://ymmv.me/75/half-of-men https://ymmv.me/75/sex-effort https://ymmv.me/75/tired https://ymmv.me/75/reality https://ymmv.me/75/attractive https://ymmv.me/75/fingered https://ymmv.me/75/bj-

Keith and Mike review the goings-on from Episode 73, with some discussion of whether multiple orgasms means fewer pleasurable contractions per orgasm, leading to an equal total pleasure quotient, regardless of the number of orgasms experienced. Some conversation as well about external anal stimulation on both men and women, whether it's enjoyable, and how it's handled in general. A woman is gifted a butt plug by her boyfriend and is unsure how to react (hint: be prepared for anal sex in the near future). Another is dumped because she revealed to her sweetie that she wanted to intrude in his anal cavity (pegging). And a third wants to give herself over fully via a "free use" agreement, which sounds great in principle but probably winds up being problematic upon further inspection. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/74/mff-gift https://ymmv.me/74/oral-shower https://ymmv.me/74/plug https://y

“Le sexe de la femme,” as they say, is all around us, all the time. And so it was with Jane in the corner of the studio today, casually pleasuring herself as we recorded our latest episode. She smiled at the humor, but above all she resented the orgasms she waited to enjoy until much, much later in the evening. With Keith out of town on another jaunt (Europe), Eric joins Mike to discuss the latest topics. Mike revealed his experiences with a masturbation sleeve mistakenly mailed to his P.O. Box. We discussed the latest trend toward anilingus on the first date, without significant warning or preparation. And, is it now considered standard for men to wet their fingers and gently caress the anuses of their partners? We dig more deeply into the meaning of “sit on my face,” whether a man’s penis is likely to grow after several sexual encounters with a woman, and what men are likely to ask a partner after ejaculating. A full slate for the episode. And all with Jane, our first committed listener to have the chance t

As I write this description, I'm watching two women have sex on Chaturbate. They're in a 69 position with the camera placed above the head of the woman on the bottom. Her makeup is immaculate, there's a Lovense in the vagina of her partner, and she also is using a black vibrator in the wrong location, more or less stimulating the taint of the other woman. They finished their scene, the woman on top moved and the Lovense slapped her partner in the face. The got up immediately and put back on their clothes. Then they started talking about one partner's boyfriend in Russian. The site says they're in "Pleasureland." They're not. In this episode, we discuss an article about how women have to contend with never knowing whether a man is interested in their actual skills and talents or just in having sex with them. Where these two Russian ladies are concerned, I was actually interested in neither; I think they both smoke a lot. What does a woman do if she doesn't want sex anymore after she orgasms (kind of like a man

We're concerned about men who need to finger and/or edge their female partners for such a long time that their hands might not be able to keep up. It's analogous to the problems women often have with forearm strength when offering handjobs to their partners. We tease, but don't watch (yet) an excellent video. Next episode we'll discuss it. What should a 42-year-old virgin do to improve his plight? Is it reasonable for one partner to have to initiate all the time? And, we discuss handjobs on airplanes. For those of you who want to see it, here is the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/72/champion-shirt We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/72/suffocating-oral https://ymmv.me/72/old-virgin https://ymmv.me/72/pants https://ymmv.me/72/initiating Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

What to do if as a man you are able to pull off an MFF threesome with your partner, but you realize midway through the experience that she's more into the other woman than she is you. Honestly, that's probably a pretty common situation, and one which men should consider before jumping in. As with the similar MMF threesome problems, the situation isn't easy to rectify. Keith reveals that he properly enjoys requesting that women "sit on his face." He uses those exact words, because it turns them on. But then there are the mechanics to sort out and the ever-present question of which direction she's supposed to face. Now, Keith thinks it's obvious, but a significant amount of research indicates there is some dispute. And, we get an update on Keith's effort to find out whether women on dating apps want ENM relationships with him. How much sex will this man have in coming weeks and months? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discuss

Keith wants to see how easy it is to find an Ethically Non-Monogamous second partner. He wants to follow all the rules and be completely up front in what he's seeking, and he wants to see how many women will respond positively o such a message. So, he has a set of women who have "liked" him on dating apps, and he's going to send them an honest message. How many will respond positively? Separately, we're here to help women discern how they pick the men they do. Honestly, the incels have a point here, in that women like to hide from the truth that not many men are that attractive, and most women purse a small set of guys. A man has the unpleasant habit of anally penetrating himself in his leisure time, and he's (rightfully) reluctant to reveal that to his female partner. A woman is confused by a man's desire for her to be totally bare "down there," and another woman is concerned about air travel with her rather large vibrator. And, can a relationship survive on oral sex alone? Answer: Yes, provided the partners

It may well be that OnlyFans has gone totally mainstream and men have no reason to expect their partner won't be sending pictures and videos of themselves all over the place to make some extra spending money. If society views it as totally fine, then why not? But might this not drive down the value of the photos and render it unprofitable? I mean, let's say we lived in a society in which there had never been a taboo about women exposing their breasts in public. In that situation, naked breasts would also have no value, since they'd be so easy to come by. Paradoxically, for nude photos to continue to be profitable, they need to remain something frowned upon. I guess, like most things, you take the good, you take the bad, you take the rest, and that's what you get. We've also got a rich sugar daddy who is pissed that an even richer one took away his sugar baby. Discussion about how to meet women if you don't like online dating apps, and how to approach women online for an explicitly non-monogamous situation. W

If a woman has a squirting orgasm, needs to pee before she has sex, needs to pee before her orgasm and then no longer needs to pee after the orgasm, then where did the pee go? Well, naturally it dematerialized, and the squirt she squirted wasn't pee at all but some other substance! Right? Who's more attractive? Porn stars or non porn stars? Is there some upper bound on attractiveness after which a woman wouldn't even consider getting into porn? How often is a man aroused by something he sees in porn, but then he doesn't want to do it in real life? And, a couple topics that come up somewhat often: MMF situations and men who fetishize penises but "aren't gay." In what situation would a hetero man give another man a handjob? What are reasonable limits to curiosity? To follow along with the lovely lady's images we discussed early in the episode: https://ymmv.me/67/dainty-wilder We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this w

In a move right out of Ally's playbook, a woman really doesn't like it when she climaxes before her male partner. Looks like it's some sort of race to see who gets the better experience. As always, the winner is the person who comes second. We discuss a bit of radical feminist theory, and how it relates to the current trend of sugar dating. Mike gets in his jibe that radical feminists are the "female equivalent of incels." There's no possible way that comment could cause any blowback. What's going on when Leonardo DiCaprio dates a succession of very young women who all pretty much look the same? Is it narcissism, or does he just want to avoid actually viewing them as human beings? And, is there any difference there? More topics include hair pulling, after-sex cleaning and willingness to explore MMF situations if invited. To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode, click the below. We started watching at the 2:00 mark: https://ymmv.me/66/jedi-mind-chick We get a lot of our ques

A woman isn't tired of sex in general. She's just tired of having sex with her boyfriend. What's the right recommendation? Should they break up, or is this something that's fixable? We watch a completely female-centric porn, meaning it's something that a woman would purportedly enjoy watching. The piercing blue eyes, mustache and beard were too much for me, honestly. And, what's the ideal bodycount for a partner? How long do you want between the last time the partner had sex with someone else and the first time you two have sex together? Does it make a difference for men versus women in this regard? To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode (we started at 11:35 into the video): https://ymmv.me/65/licking We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/65/pretty-vag https://ymmv.me/65/blanket https://ymmv.me/65/clean-shaven https://ymmv.me/65/dont-enjoy-boyfriend https:/