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I make it my mission to avoid talking about intimacy wherever possible. I prefer to focus instead on "hard-core porn," which I believe better aligns with the realities of life. But, as Britney Spears sang in her hit song, "From the Bottom of My Broken Heart": "You put a dart through my dreams, through my heart." And so it is that we discussed at decent length the final destination of relationships where the sex stops. I would genuinely like to have better news for our listeners, but I'm afraid it's typically a sign things aren't going to get much better, and they'll likely get much worse. We also discuss women's various challenges communicating to partners their intentions and desires. What if they just want cuddling and not sex? How is it even possible to communicate this to a partner? What if instead they want a real man's man; a real protector? Should they ask a man to rough them up in bed? And what to do if a woman says no to a sexual encounter once, only to realize she really wants a relationship with th

We discuss Keith's past and future in response to a listener email asking for more details. A woman wants to know whether she should continue seeing a man after he made pretty aggressive comments about her labia. Another woman is concerned that her boyfriend's interest in semen, revealed while high, might be a dealbreaker. We discuss folks who fetishize finding pornographic content on Youtube. And, what are penises supposed to smell like? Finally, As it's the beginning of the month of February, I asked ChatGPT to compose me an Ode To Stupidity, which it did. Here's an excerpt for your enjoyment: Ode to Stupidity Oh, Stupidity, you ever-present blight, Your presence taints us day and night. You bring us down and make us weak, Your power is a force to be reckoned with. You crush our hopes and dreams, You make us doubt our worth and schemes. Your toxic presence makes us doubt our minds, Your power has no bounds or binds. You spread like wildfire and consume all in your path, Your destruction is a sight to beho

It's hard when the most important event in your life is Reddit's decision to progressively shut down the subreddits where you find porn. I guess it's easier if you have tastes that are pretty standard. Hell, even foot fetishists get a lot of attention -- bizarrely, even on VR porn sites. But if you're someone who just likes reasonable people appearing to enjoy themselves, then you're pretty much SOL. And that's not even mentioning the weirdos who use /r/gonewildaudio and stare at the wall while listening. Next topic: We debated what's going on when women complain that they're not able to locate sugar daddies. Not surprisingly, one side of the argument boils it all down to youth and attractiveness. The other side is something about strategy, I think. If a man you're sleeping with excuses himself to the bathroom every time he orgasms, what is this indicating? And, should a woman be upset if, after a successful MFF threesome, she awakes to find her significant other engaged in coitus with the unicorn without eve

What would cause a woman to detect a sudden change in the odor of her boyfriend or husband's penis? Absent a significant hygiene change, there only seem to be a few options. What would motivate a sugar daddy to give his sugar baby her entire annual allowance up front in January? Is he setting himself up for a problem? What about her? Seems like a pretty serious problem for the relationship in general. Will she dump him, or stay as she claims? Are aggressive fantasies an indication that there's something wrong with your personality and/or sex drive? Are there limits to acceptable fantasy topics? And, why would a female FWB start asking for "aftercare"? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/101/allowance https://ymmv.me/101/lick https://ymmv.me/101/fantasies https://ymmv.me/101/grossed-out https://ymmv.me/101/fwb Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

In a nod to the ladies, we spend a considerable amount of time this episode discussing the experience of being "ghosted" after having sex with a man on the "third date." It seems like a painful but perhaps unavoidable experience. It also seems more likely to happen to someone the man doesn't want his friends to meet, or who is generally less attractive than his target demographic. I was inclined to title this episode, "The Ghost in the Cumbox" -- but I realized that wouldn't really make much sense, as we didn't really even talk about cumboxes. We did, however, discuss a particular woman's disgust with her man's semen. Is it the semen, or is it him? (It's him) We did not, however, discuss the fact that I got ChatGPT to write me a story about a woman somehow penetrating a man's penis during the act of sex. At first, I thought maybe it was talking about sounding, but then I realized it was just confused about how sex worked. If you want to hide somewhere and give your girlfriend oral sex while she's at work in s

We conduct a review of some of the latest trends in porn watching, according to PornHub. Here's the full report if you're interested in reviewing it: https://ymmv.me/99/trends Keith wonders if it would be easier or harder for him to find high-quality partners if he were gay. There's general agreement that finding partners would become easier, but quality is the key metric there. What do men really mean when they announce that they're close? Is it generally possible for them to hold off? And do women actually care, or are they just looking for the experience to last longer to have more intimacy (i.e. more foreplay)? Two men have female partners who want more dominance. And another didn't realize he and his girlfriend were having anal sex until she told him. Is this consensual? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/99/slow-down https://ymmv.me/99/emasculated https://ymmv.me/99/aggressive https:

Keith doesn't think women should include pictures of their mothers with them in dating profiles. Mike thinks it makes lots of sense to do so. You can be the judge on this one, but a hint is it may just be a test of whether you're short- or long-term dating oriented. And this after Keith shamed Mike for sharing some pictures of "some prostitutes" earlier in the day. They were thousand-dollar escorts, thank you very much. High-end ladies of the night! Would a man always choose sex with a virtual partner who required no before-care or after-care over masturbating? Probably. But, he also would likely pick masturbation over a real partner a significant percentage of the time. Who wouldn't? Now, to Keith's enjoyment of still images of young ladies as part of his onanistic portfolio. Now, I prefer talkies, or at the very least moving images. At an absolute minimum, I like to watch a video of, say, a train moving in and out of a tunnel repeatedly. But I do have some grudging respect a man who is still anchored in 19t

This week, we do a rather extensive review of the https://ymmv.me/97/two-x-chromosomes subreddit, which is a notoriously tricky maneuver for two men. Discussion includes various complaints women have about men or inequality with men, including consent, body counts, porn viewing habits, and orgasm access. Here are the topics we target from that subreddit: https://ymmv.me/97/consent https://ymmv.me/97/body-count https://ymmv.me/97/porn https://ymmv.me/97/orgasm A quick shout-out to Uncle T, who is back in action with some new content: https://ymmv.me/97/uncle-t. And, another shout-out to Keith's instagram thirst trap woman: https://ymmv.me/97/thirsty A questioner can hear her parents having sex and wants to know what to do. Another is probably on the road to a breakup, as her boyfriend says she's boring in bed. A man jizzed his pants when slapped by a woman, and a woman found increased water intake led to much better lubrication and orgasms. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' en

ChatGPT writes us a pretty targeted literotica piece, for Keith. For those who might be interested, yes I definitely had to provide it with some of the source material, specifically the bits about pegging and basketball players. The story is admittedly a little formulaic, but it did come up with some crucial words, like talking about a "glob" of semen. We discuss a man who appears to have permanently, and negatively, altered his penis -- allegedly through use of a penis pump, though maybe something else was involved. Should sugar daddies give a "PPM" on a first date? Most guys on sugar lifestyle forum say no, but we have a different opinion. Another MMF situation arises, this time a man who it turns out is bisexual. The woman isn't too pleased, but she's too politically correct to pin the blame squarely on her discomfort with his orientation. And, another woman dumps a guy for not having a good enough "sex face." I think this is a real thing -- it's that women want their men to appear serious about their sex

Mike makes a tremendous effort to get ChatGPT to generate literotica and answer sex questions. Essentially, the question is whether an AI can replace our jobs here at YMMV. Results are better than you might have expected, but we're not afraid for our jobs quite yet. After dispensing with a rare piece of positive feedback on the podcast, Mike takes on some sex worker discussions, including how to handle requests for dick ratings and how many clients are seen in any given day. A woman wants to know if it's ok to masturbate while in the bed near her sister who is supposedly sleep. Another woman finds cum just unacceptable. And yet another experiences the "wrong hole" moment as her partner isn't as careful as he could have been when withdrawing and re-inserting his penis. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/95/dick-rating https://ymmv.me/95/client-count https://ymmv.me/95/sex-worker-choice http

Camgirls should pay particular attention to this episode, as we let them in on the secret that it's really their personality which wins over guys, not the action of slowly sawing a dildo in and out of their vaginas for hours on end. Indeed, one camgirl specifically complains that she's tired of all the dildonics, which makes plenty of sense. Keith points out that one of the most successful female streamers in the world, Amouranth, doesn't really have to do it in the nude. Keith wants to know exactly why he sees so many ads for "Prep", given that it's a product used primarily by those in the gay community, along with sex workers. A comprehensive discussion of dating apps and strategies is had, along with some conversation about whether some form of transactions or explicit transactionality would improve the experience for all concerned. Which leads naturally to talk of OnlyFans. Mike is surprised to learn that Keith is a customer! We also have a conversation about male and female size anxiety. And, why do wome

It's that time of year again when I try to stuff the podcast title and description with as many keywords as Apple will allow. But, we did cover quite a few sex-related topics this week, so the effort was by no means wasted. There seems to be this confusion men have about how women are likely to think about them "wiggling" their anuses to try to encourage their partners to pay more attention to them. For most women, it's not going to be their favorite thing to have happen. It's not in the standard script, you might say. And it calls into question the very type of relationship that you're after. Same goes for intensive threesome requests, voyeur stuff, and even going to Vegas and visiting sex clubs and Shibari classes. Sure, you can do those things, but people are going to wonder if you're pushing the boundaries a bit further than necessary ... and why? Then there's this boredom/free-use kink we're hearing a lot about. Maybe it's a solution to sex drive mismatches? But aren't there some basic hygiene questions

A man accused us of not understanding how someone can be completely, totally straight and yet still enjoy being on the receiving end of a good pegging. Now, on some level that may occasionally be true, but it makes sense to me that it pushes you a bit "to the left" on the spectrum. And, it could even be a gateway drug, moving you from MFM land to the world of MMF. But maybe that's just the gabapentin talking. Next, what would you do if a couple barged into your room and started having sex right in front of you? Would you watch? Participate? Sneak off to the bathroom to masturbate? One woman enjoys showing up to her boyfriend's apartment completely nude and unannounced. Another wants to know if men are bothered by her looking "a mess" while giving blowjobs. And yet another woman has a list of very specific demands to initiate and FWB situation with an ex. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/

Squirting is a tricky subject, and doubly so when your partner insists on some measure of cleanliness (and dryness) in his bedding materials. Is it reasonable for a woman to be irritated that a man dumped her more or less immediately because she squirted? I mean, isn't that a pretty good indication that she was very into him? Closer to home, we continue our discussions of sugar dating, probing the specific differences between vanilla dating, sugar dating and prostitution. How malleable is the female response during sex and in a relationship more broadly? And, what is behind the bizarre behaviors from young women around sex and commitment A woman is irritated at a man for not having a condom with him for their first sexual encounter, another isn't sure why her partner wants to see her small breasts. And, a man feels emasculated by his partner's vibrator. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/9

Was it even possible to record a piece of media this week without a single reference to the new Taylor Swift album, Midnights? We managed it, but at some point we should perhaps go through the so-called "Gaylor" theories which hold that she is now dropping major hints that she is bisexual or even gay. They're probably just living "for the hope of it all," as they say. After establishing that we were not going to observe No Nut November, we discussed the surprising similarity between the monthly cost of a man who visits lots of escorts and men who engage just a single sugar baby. Next, we look for a way to view 69 as a compelling sex position, followed by a discussion of multiple ejaculation, a woman who allegedly wears her boyfriend's sweaty gym clothes to masturbate, and another (presumably different) woman who's worried she's too "loose." Also, another update on the latest sex talk on TikTok. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions

Sex work is becoming more and more normalized within our culture. To a certain extent, that's a good thing. To yet another extent, it's a great thing. I can't count the number of times I've enjoyed a nice camshow while driving from place to place in my automobile. Sure, at red lights someone might look over and wonder why I have an iPad Pro taped to my windshield. But they know I'm safe, since my car drives itself. We talk about a lady who is just absolutely impressed by how much better anal sex was than she expected. I had a dream about anal sex last night, actually, but we'll save that for another time. Ditto for the porn I watched today that involved a woman having sex with a horse whose penis was so large that it went in her mouth and came out her vagina (?). We discuss body count and why the double standard exists between men and women. And, some discussion of how women screen non-iPhone users out of the dating pool. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are li

Is your penis long enough to visibly push out a female partner's abdominal wall during PIV sex? Mine is. And so is the one in the video we discuss today. It's impressive. In younger years, I had a friend who called this move "The Alien" -- for obvious reasons. He had another sexual operation he called "The Cycle." That was when you and your partner had oral, anal and vaginal sex all in the same session. And, importantly, you had to repeat one of the acts, therefore requiring something to come after the anal sex. Add them together, and you arrive at the fairly famous "Cycle With Alien." Deepfake technology is improving, and it's now fairly easy to find what appears to be porn featuring your favorite celebrity. How long until human porn stars are no longer even required? How long until you can have a computer render a porn scene to your taste on demand? It's no the Holodeck, but it's close. And, yet another man is disappointed after an MMF threesome adventure. Will they ever learn? To follow along with the vid

It's that time of the week again, and we've found a trove of data about how much money sugar babies can expect to get out of sugar daddies for a regular "arrangement." Answer: "Not much." I remember in my younger wealthy days a friend pointed out to me that he could "tip every cab driver $100 from now on" and never run out of money. You'd probably have to up that to $200 to account for Bidenflation, but the point remains the same. These ladies aren't really what I'd call "well paid." Set against the minimum wage in California, which is set to rise to $22, $2000 or $3000 per month doesn't sound like a lot. I once misplaced many dozens of times that in a cupboard. We talk about sex too. A man is confounded by a friend hiring sex workers when he wasn't ready to see said friend have an erection, much less an orgasm. Another likes to wash his penis very very quickly after sex. We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this

What life can an extremely attractive woman expect after she graduates from high school? We discuss whether there is some secret land where men have access to only the 10s among us. Of course, they'd be jettisoned at age 27 or thereabouts. Eric describes a "new" technique he discovered in porn, called the "cum slap," followed by a proper discussion of some blowjob tips, with two guys who both enjoy receiving them. And, we discuss the Slutty Confessions subreddit, which contains stories which may or may not be true, but which are always provocative. To see the photos from Episode 85 that we discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/86/sugar-1 https://ymmv.me/86/sugar-2 We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/86/magical-blow https://ymmv.me/86/dislikes-blows https://ymmv.me/86/wedding-creampie https://ymmv.me/86/gloryhole Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail

The stunning looks of the sugar baby we discuss are only matched by how quickly she's removed from the Sugar Lifestyle Forum subreddit, suggesting either a catfishing scenario or something equally nefarious. Like most good things, profiteers are descending on the great Sugar Kingdom, decreasing the value for everyone. Keith assumes men generally should have a kink around "breeding," since it is what their bodies are designed to do, but Mike has a different take. And, what is the modern sensibility around pubic-hair grooming? It would appear that complete removal by a woman on or about the third date is essentially required to avoid embarrassment. We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/85/breeding https://ymmv.me/85/grooming https://ymmv.me/85/phone-habit Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com