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Is it possible that a woman could enjoy using a dildo on herself that has a fake cum reservoir that, when squeezed, squirts simulated semen into her? We're sort of doubtful. Same goes for women requesting their partners give them facials. Sure, a woman might accede to such a request, and even appear excited to do it. But in reality, she shouldn't want to.... Right? ... Right? We revisit the topic of who orgasms first, an area where Ally had some issues which have now been corrected by Mike, much to her boyfriend's joy. And, we discuss whether a woman could enjoy going down on a man while he's using a VR headset to view content instead of paying attention to her. To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode (we started at 3:05 into the video): https://ymmv.me/44/bad-dragon We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/44/vr-porn https://ymmv.me/44/after-sex https://ymmv.m

Keith's out of town, so Ally stopped by to answer some listener questions and discuss her sex life. What I learned is that she prefers a longer penis -- a veritable cervix hammer -- which suits me fine. She also likes some annoying things, like people being nice to each other before, during and after sex. Also, she frequently expects continued sexual attention after the man orgasms. That's a tough one. There really is a ton of great info in this episode. Ally and I go through a set of sexual situations that men and women interpret differently. We discuss a man who switches to being gay later in life only to find other men's dominance frightening. We discuss her desire to understand how men rate different sexual experiences, with the same partner and with different ones. Listeners should notice how much it appears I'm able to make Ally giggle and laugh. I didn't notice this until sitting down to edit the episode. I think she likes me! (Nope. Just kidding. That's not possible.) To follow along with the video d

The 45-55 subreddit appears to appeal primarily to people who like heavily surgically modified breasts, or so I would say. If you come out of the operating room and your nipples now point directly upward, something has gone wrong. We review the relevant subreddit. For the lazy, here's a link to the sub: https://ymmv.me/42/fortyfivefiftyfive And here's a link to an image showcase: https://ymmv.me/42/image-showcase Women do not enjoy finding condoms stuck inside them hours or days after sex. Did the condom break? Is she pregnant? Not the best situation. Men should just tell the truth! We tackle pegging yet again (verbally, not physically -- though I can't speak for Keith). And, some general sex tips and advice (Imagine that!). In reviewing the 45-55 subreddit, we viewed various images. Here they are: https://ymmv.me/42/high-nipples https://ymmv.me/42/lower-nipples https://ymmv.me/42/higher-nipples https://ymmv.me/42/ultra-high-nipples https://ymmv.me/42/possibly-real-breasts We get a lot of our questions

I'm really, really, like extraordinarily interested in my own penis. I think this is likely normal, though I'm not sure. I'm cautiously optimistic it will be rendered with the proper dimensions and emotion in Zuckerberg's Metaverse. The problem is that it would just get censored. If there's one thing I know about social media, it's that sex and genitals don't exist there. That's one way social media makes all our lives way, way better. Anyway, another listener complained that we aren't something-or-other enough for her taste, blah, blah, blah. We discuss it a bit, but mostly she just needs to learn better argumentation tactics. People are too used to not having to defend their opinions these days. Back to business: It's unclear whether the women on the breedingmaterial subreddit even could procreate without gaining some weight (see for yourself below). One questioner's cock is too hard. Another's is too soft. For reference, ladies, mine is "just right." Here are some links relating to the subreddit we review

This is for certain definitions of the word "experts," which we absolutely are. This episode will make you better or worse at sex, or possibly both, if you're a man. If you're a woman, it will apparently reliably enrage you. Why do you listen then? "To hear what they'll say next." Actually, according to Spotify, something like 46 percent of our audience is trans. The rest are men and "decline to state." So if you're a female and listening to this podcast, you don't actually exist. So, why do we do this at all? Because we can. We're not repressed sexually. And, importantly, we also have all our wits about us, unlike those of you who think you can sweep aside gender roles produced over eons of evolution and reemerge as uncategorizable. Give me a break. I'll put you in categories whether you like it or not. And you'll stay there. Also, no, we're not repressed homosexuals. At least not yet. We're working on it. Oh, and, please keep trying to de-platform us. I'll just move the podcast to a server on Tor. Real smar

You'll also never believe the level of detail we've learned about how Keith masturbates.... Clothing. He uses clothing, ladies. Some of it intended for wear by men. Laundry services hate him! Can face masks prevent you from getting herpes? Before you renew Amazon Prime, listen to this! Airborne semen? A nightmare that could happen! Warmed-up semen can take five pounds off your belly! How far-right groups are using PornHub to desensitize voters to white supremacy! OK you get the picture. Here's your episode. Clickbait headlines are all I could muster, and frankly it's all you deserve this week. Next week I'll mail you a cockring and some Tenga eggs to help with your oral practice. To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/39/clothed-ejaculation We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/39/flat-chest https://ymmv.me/39/anal-finishing Twitter: @y

Attention: This is not a podcast about Kim Kardashian, what someone just posted on Tik Tok, what clothes you should buy or what weed you should smoke, because all of those topics are stupid. This is a podcast about sex, some of it hard core. Because that's what's interesting. Some people want us to signpost up front that the podcast is "very honest" about what normal men think about women and sex. Probably, they just want us to soften what we say. But we can't. So fuck them and fuck you too. The whole point of a podcast is to say whatever we think. Go make your own podcast. We're like Dead Poet's Society, except when we go in that little cave, instead of reading poetry to each other, we masturbate. To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/38/pulsating https://ymmv.me/38/double-pegging We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/38/semen-tasting htt

We're back. A couple porn videos that are on the more compelling and less novelty side. Stuff people are actually interested in watching, probably. Questions about more aggressive sex, guys just not trying very hard to please their partner, oral. And, of course, more details on the specifics of how Keith masturbates. What's it like for more and less attractive guys who go to a bar to meet women? Does that even happen anymore in a world dominated by Tinder, Bumble and the like? A little bit of conversation about masturbating while scuba diving. All in all a jam-packed YMMV episode. To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/37/thick-1 https://ymmv.me/37/variety We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/37/fleshlight https://ymmv.me/37/aggressive https://ymmv.me/37/blowjob-training Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Back from a week off, we take a look at throatpie porn and discuss a big backlog of questions from Reddit. Return guest Eric gives us his insight into our topics. Can vaginas actually prevent a penis from being withdrawn during sex? Are they that strong? Is it stable to be with a guy who is asexual? And how should a camgirl react when a guy wants to show her a video of himself drinking his own semen on the stream? To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/36/throatpie We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/36/too-tight https://ymmv.me/36/asexuality https://ymmv.me/36/drinking-own-semen https://ymmv.me/36/forced-insertion https://ymmv.me/36/69 https://ymmv.me/36/sex-thoughts Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

This week's porn features a woman putting a penis at real risk, and Keith also wants to discuss her anal coloration. What's normal there? And, how much damage can be done to a man in the cowgirl position? Men spend a lot of time figuring out the "best" way to masturbate. We take a look at different venues for finding porn, the impact of OnlyFans on the industry, and whether Literotica is "enough" to get the job done. A man claims he set up a fake gloryhole and that his female partner loved it. Another wants to know why women tend to prefer large dildoes (he won't like the answer). To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/35/cowgirl We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/35/fake-gloryhole https://ymmv.me/35/large-dildoes Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Keith and Mike discuss in pretty good detail the story so far regarding female orgasms. Are all self-reported orgasms real? Does the female experience really differ that much from what men experience? How much dirty talk is reasonable versus just a performance by one person or the other? Should guys really get penis sleeves even though that could cause ... size issues with their natural penis size? Same question for toys of other kinds. Also, the guys talk about a list of sex complaints written out by a more experienced woman regarding her less experienced lover. To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/34/squirting We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/34/loud-in-bed https://ymmv.me/34/penis-sleeve https://ymmv.me/34/large-toy https://ymmv.me/34/sex-grievances Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Guest Emma explores some important questions with us. Mike asks her if she "does anal," and we explore details of her sexual experiences. Importantly, Emma discloses a significant difference between the orgasms she has with vibrators and with men. (Are the latter actually orgasms?) She describes for us some of the lesbian encounters she has experienced, and what it was like to be "on top" with a man giving her oral (she enjoyed it). We also watch some animated porn, which Mike thinks is pretty realistic, but Emma and Keith beg to differ. To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/33/animated https://ymmv.me/33/questionable-orgasm Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Today we invited cam girl Juniper on the podcast to discuss her experiences in the industry. She lets us in on what it's really like on the other side of the camera, some tricks of the trade and whether those little pink vibrators cam girls wear actually do much for them. Juniper also lets us in on how she handles private shows, tipping, anonymizing herself. And we discuss a male cammer who, Mike believes, used a prosthesis. To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/32/pegging We also discussed a "nipple sex" porn later in the show. Viewer discretion is advised on this one, as it's pretty strange: https://ymmv.me/32/nipple-sex If you are interested in following Juniper or seeing more of her, you can follow her on twitter at https://twitter.com/angeljune666 or check her out on Chaturbate at https://www.chaturbate.com/yourlittleangel666/ Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Our guest Becca gives us insight into the differences between kink and sex play. We discuss different types of bondage, what goes in to making responsible BDSM porn, and the BDSM scene more generally, including some discussion of sites like Fetlife. Becca wants folks to know about an event hosted this Thursday, March 18 2021, by the San Francisco Sex-Positive Democratic Club. Here is a link: https://www.facebook.com/events/775288679747488/ To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/31/anal-hook-1 https://ymmv.me/31/anal-hook-2-2 Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Ally is on the show again, helping us understand the appeal of a scissoring/tribbing video. She also gives some female insight into pegging and how being penetrated differs emotionally from being the penetrator in sex. Keith wants to discuss some recent requests for rimming, something he's not sure he's interested in doing. And, we analyze a sex dream involving a detached penis. To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/30/tribbing We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here's a link to the question we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/30/sex-dream Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

This week's scene is filmed underwater, a perspective unfamiliar to most, and pretty surprising when you watch it. We discuss masturbation handedness, intriguing since Mike is a righty and Keith is a lefty. A Reddit poster, while horny, accepted a request that he "clean" his partner's vagina after the act. How should one handle a partner who just doesn't like giving oral? And, is it as hard for a woman as a man to find a gangbang, if you're picky about whom to include? To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/29/underwater-creampie We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/29/creampie-eating https://ymmv.me/29/no-oral-1 https://ymmv.me/29/no-oral-2 https://ymmv.me/29/no-oral-3 https://ymmv.me/29/gangbang-seeker Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

We listen to and discuss our first audio porn on the show, with some different opinions on it. Should Keith consider hooking up with a former porn star? What are some solutions for guys who are pretty bad at dirty talking? What's behind some women's desire to be exhibitionists? And what's the right way to ask for anilingus? To listen to the full-length audio porn we discussed, you can click on the link below: https://ymmv.me/28/audio-porn We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/28/bad-dirty-talk https://ymmv.me/28/exhibitionism https://ymmv.me/28/anilingus https://ymmv.me/28/cum-on-me Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Keith and Ally are introduced to the milking table, or as they call it, "The Horizontal Glory Hole" What percent of women genuinely enjoy giving blowjobs versus doing it just out of obligation or to seduce their partners? And, are men honest when they compliment women on their technique? Are vibrators for all women, or do many prefer using their own fingers? And what's the right technique? To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/27/milking-table We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/27/vibrator-need https://ymmv.me/27/men-going-down Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

We watch our first MMF scenes on air, perplexing Keith but perhaps slightly arousing him as well? A Reddit user wants her clothes torn off so often that it's becoming a financial burden for her and her partner. We discuss the details of where semen goes after it's deposited in a woman.And, what is the proper response when a man "finishes" too quickly while having sex? To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode:https://ymmv.me/26/mmf-1https://ymmv.me/26/mmf-2 We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/26/tearing-clothes https://ymmv.me/26/where-cum-goes https://ymmv.me/26/finishing-too-fast https://ymmv.me/26/hair Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Keith is introduced to the Amazon position, where a man can more or less be treated like a woman, by a woman. We discuss a Reddit user who went a little overboard in tracking his sex life. Is his wife telling the truth?Is adding fingers during sex a good idea, or do things get a little too full? And what's the deal with wet dreams? To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode:https://ymmv.me/25/amazon-position-1https://ymmv.me/25/amazon-position-2 We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/25/sex-life-tracking https://ymmv.me/25/adding-fingers https://ymmv.me/25/sleeping-orgasms Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com