Boners Of The Heart Podcast

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nzAlice grabs some beers and cigs to settle in and remember a time when she had zero creativity. Rose teases out what her attraction to Daniel Day-Lewis in Phantom Thread means. The pair then try to suss out the difference between pursuing bad men and pursuing bad relationships and vie to the title of Boners of The Heart’s True Introvert. Get in quick: The phones are running off the hook.Tickets to the Boners Soho show & Tickets to Alice's Soho show  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nzTweet/follow BonersAlice is on a 6-week cycle and it's driving her nuts. She’s even considering taking up acting. But first, she’s going to have to pull off a convincing British accent for Rose. Then, the gals compare notes on who they’d be DTF from Rolling Stone Magazine's top musicians list and the phone is ringing off the hook!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nzTweet/follow Boners hereAlice's brain has turned to a 30 year old mush and she can no longer access pop culture. She can however discuss the changing nature of vaginas over the age and having sex in front of a mirror with her good friend, Rose. Josh Lucas and Patrick Dempsey from Sweet Home Alabama and Nic Cage in Moonstruck are under the hot, hot spotlight of objectification. Plus a special call from a famous aunt!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nzThe cracks appear early in this episode. Forged in the different viewpoints of 2018's A Simple Favor. Henry Cavil serves as a further bone(r) of contention between Rose and Alice and what appears to be the final nail in the coffin of this friendship is Snedden's absolute podcast diss by teaming up with The Male Gayz for a several episode mini-series covering the A Star Is Born films. This may be it for the podcast.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some early confusion on what the boners are this ep is proceeded by a spirited (and horny) defence of Blake Lively. Brad from YouTube's Bon Appétit being crowned hottest man in existence and Alice and Rose shout out the legendary Jennifer Garner. Special guests include Justin Timberlake and multiple sexual fantasies including Blake Lively.This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nz  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Boners are back. The hiatus is over with a Mama Mia 2 episode in which Alice attempts unsuccessfully to stifle a fart, Rose winning the 2018 Edinburgh Comedy Award and a discussion on the perfect age to give head. Calls from far and wide as we hear from the ghost of Meryl Streep, a super messed up Hugh Grant and more.Sponsored by GoNative.co.nz - ingredients you need to create your own skincare products at wholesale prices.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose are full of whiskey and feeling frisky in this risqué and revealing ep. Find out the origins of Alice's laugh, which Myers Briggs group the gals are AND which streaming speaker is the best for playing the sound of a rainy day while you pleasure yourself. Also an exploration of the relative attractiveness of celebrity chefs!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to a very special crossover event featuring the financially intertwined (and definitely not friends) hosts of Boners of The Heart AND The Male Gayz, bickering in one room together. Sponsors are out, Winona Ryder's acting abilities are in and Rose will not be attending Alice’s funeral. Secret hallways, sex on trampolines and a very special phone call await you.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A couple of beers accompany this here episode of Alice Snedden trying to sell you shakti mats. Both Boners gals are salivating over Jane Lynch, St Vincent, Kate McKinnon and other ladies that'd do stuff with. The Matafan vs Snedhead fued is making a come back and a deep dive on whether or not the pair would bone Marc Maron in the 1970s?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Recorded in front of a live audience in Melbourne, Alice and Rose ask what's the best relief for period pain; Whether there's anyone worse than James Cordon and what The Clam is. Then it's off to assess some Aussie hotties or notties. Get 30% off Boners merch for a VERY LIMITED TIME with the code MOMHEART30 at our merch storeAlice's stand up show is in Auckland this weekRose has aded a date to her Auckland show this week too  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Recorded in front of a live Auckland audience, Rose and Alice have sourced an array of potential boners to discuss including but not limited to: The Wiggle, members of 1D, currently serving justices on the US Supreme Court and, the Star Wars universe. Turns out Alice can't handle losing at arcades (or possibly just seeing women succeed around her) and there's a phone call from a special guest!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's time to pit two successful women against each other for a pop show down special: Comparing the past lovers of Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.Rose is saying some pretty contentious stuff and Alice is keen to take her comments out of context. Alice is again attempting to explain the rules of Rapid Fire: Hot or Not and it is, once again, a bloody nightmare. The episode quickly devolves into an extended chat about the voice of comedians in an age of Trump before returning to some Bonerific musings on Russell Brand and Orlando Bloom and a pretty bad story about Tom Hiddleston.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice's Melbourne show is here and her NZ show is hereRose's Melbourne show is here and her NZ show is here Rose and Alice ARE BACK, BBs! In an ep recorded several months ago and surfacing just now, Alice (live from New York!) is upset about her terrible Uber rating and Rose is eating dinner exclusively inside UK Ikea stores now. There's confusion about how exactly is sponsoring the Times Up movement and seriously misguided attempts at feminism at the Golden Globes. Also, screw only children (jk, love you all) and then it's Seinfeld is back on the menu!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In what was originally intended to be two epsiodes spanning Christmas and New Year, listen as Rose and Alice arrive at the conclusion in real time that this should be a single episode. Of course, we lead with apologies to you, the dear Boners listener for the accidental hiatus. Alice has been having singing lessons. Rose has reading up on women cumming (though not herself). Cameron Diaz is f***ing a car. It's all in there. Seasons greetings.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sponsored by Karma Cola Alice has bought some new period underwear and Rose cracks out a set at the Hollywood Bowl, live on the podcast. There’s another patented Snedden sex dream and this one is a doozy. We find out how much money it would take for Rose to have sex with Donald J Trump and then at some point, it's actual Boner time. This episode’s themed Hot Yes list features the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Frankenstein's Monster, Samara. There's also a (possibly) one-off Who Would You Have A Beer With featuring the world's most famous serial killers. Then Alice just starts yelling and upset Rose.All in all, a top ep.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sponsored by KARMA COLA This Boners opens with Alice coming pretty close to getting punched by Rose after a few attempts at some accents that don't land particularly well. Then it's on to the real issues: ISIS' marketing woes, how cafes should treat supporters of Hitler and most importantly; Boy Bands. It's a subject close to the gals' hearts, and for many women, their first boners of the heart growing up. From Nsync to Blue and even 5ive and Franz Ferdinand - there's a lot of rating and ranking to do.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sponsored by KARMA COLAAlice and Rose have intended to throw down on war heroes but the theme is (once again) quickly disregarded to dig into Rose's potential hypochondria/lupus and Alice's sexual attraction to Julia Roberts. Matafans and Snedheads gather round because your hosts are also rating each other as people. This itself, is quickly railroaded by a deep dive into Shania Twain's bio which is truly, incredibly sad. Enjoy!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sponsored by KARMA COLA Rose and Alice are back and by their own admission, this isn't their best work. In this week, your pals discuss the horrificness of famed a'hole John Cleese and ponder whether the pair have been missed while on podcast hiatus. Alice has obtained a new TV and dish washer, meanwhile Rose discovered time travel and has had a set of bored older people attend her live comedy shows at Edinburgh. Kate Winslet is a recent addition to the sh*t list and someone doesn't know both Biff (Back To The Future) and HAL (2001). Find out who in this exciting return Boner ep!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sponsored by KARMA COLA An episode filled with animus, unknown body liquids on leather seats and Rose and Alice going at it harder than ever before. Snedden claims to have an inhumanly acute sense of smell and Matafeo isn't going to take that BS. A rousing round of Hot or Not follows a stupid amount of time digging through the rulebook of the old game and frankly, it gets a bit abusive toward the end. Enjoy.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sponsored by KARMA COLA Oh god, what is going on with Alice's back pain? Most likely endometriosis, surely. Rose gets stuck into her favourite websites this episode and there is some truly dark entries. But then it's on to the big questions; How old is too old to have kids? Are children simply a personal vanity project anyway? Would you want your offspring to be hotter than you? Also, a fantastic new caller enters the fray. And you can call him Al.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.