Boners Of The Heart Podcast

Alice's worst day in lockdown yet and she's resorted to shopping for sex toys. Meanwhile, Rose is going OK. Hates running. Bit bored. Stalking ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriends. You know what? Maybe not OK.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Rose "Actually Very Affectionate" Matafeo gets into her love language and let's us know she is NOT pregnant (unless there's some kind of period miracle going on here). An actual call and an actual dog on this episode. We find out Alice's kink and a return of How Would Ross F***.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Rose is getting her period soon and has f***ed her back. Alice has too much on, despite being in isolation. The productivity trap has entrapped us all and your hosts have had a big fight.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice has left her boxing gloves in the rain and Rose is not feeling great and that's fine! The phones are running hot. But do not rely on these gals. Some #CovidCrush's, some emails and no responsibilities.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Your pals are on day two of quarantine and Rose would bone Billy Bob Thornton. Alice loves Angelina Jolie AND Jennifer Aniston – she is a true bicon. A decision is made to record in the morning away from whiskey and what's Harry Styles up to?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Rose and Alice are back, together, in lock down because of certain global events. Trapped together for the next two weeks (at least), the pair rip into celebrities responses to what's happening and predict an end to celebrity at large. Rose is focused on when she's next going to get to have sex and Alice has dramatically ended her relationship with  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose are turning the podcast into an advice show so please tweet your questions to @BonerOfTheHeart or email them to bonersoftheheart @ gmail.com. This decision was recorded live from an airport in Athens, Greece where Alice is waking Rose up with questions about killing chickens. In this impromptu episode; What's wrong with Henry Cavill? Why are there so many Burger King crowns around? And Does EVERY relationship have an expiry date?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Rose is having a bit of trouble in Edinburgh, Scotland - too much weed. Alice, a former weed great, has taken charge and ordered an ambulance. On a less dramatic note; Music videos are back in style, some potential libellous content about Robbie Williams is in this ep and Rose and Alice pose the question Why aren’t the NZ Edinburgh crew all fucking?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

See details for the upcoming live shows here.Your gals are BACK! Alice rules at Devil Sticks, Rose is off masterbation but and teenaged Simba is hot! Several minutes of this rare Boners episode (recorded in front of a live London audience) is dedicated to the pronunciation of meghan markle, Louis Theroux, Matthew McConaughey and more. Plus, the phone lines are open...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hollywood Power Couples are under the microscope in this episode and there’s a lot of hits (and a few misses). Rose and Alice interrogate whether slashing men’s tyres is acceptable for anyone who isn’t Pink and discuss their desire to spend a lot of time at the Clooneys’ beach house in Cabo but zero time with the Clooneys. Rose looks into marriage and Alice doe a deep dive on Brené Brown’s research into happiness. Plus – Will and Jada; Are they open?!Boners of the Heart Live Soho Theatre - 15 July, LondonAlice at Soho Theatre - 22 & 23 July, LondonRose at Leicester Square - 25 & 26 July, London  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice is ready to cry and wants to know how Rose processes emotion (and where she's at in her cycle). Rose hates confrontation and maybe Alice should try that. Why is there so much fragility and raw emotion? Because these two podcasters have had a bit of a party night. Alice recalls a memory of herself on eccies(sp?) that makes her physically sick and a birthday cake on the d floor incident which legitimately makes the pair question what life is all about.LIVE SHOWS:Boners Of The Heart at Soho, London, 15 Jul Alice Snedden, Soho, London, 23 JulyRose Matafeo, Horndog, London, 25/26 July  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Rose are live in front of a live audience in Melbourne. Alice's parents come to Melbourne and it turns out she may have an Oedipal complex. And also be in love with Rose? Turns out smokers are cool, bicycles may not have been around in the 1920s and Ask.FM is a great way to generate questions for your live podcast episodes.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Make sure you’ve done your kegels for this ep (and for the love of God, don’t listen if you’ve ever been in a relationship with Alice or Rose, or might one day potentially pursue them). There’s a lot of questions and a few regrets, mainly this whole episode and possibly the live shows. Is rejection kinda funny? Are we supposed to be monogamous? What do you get from f***ing and do you actually believe in love? Let’s try answer at least 50% of those.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden discuss the attractiveness of humour in a partner and try to assess whether Alive has been pouring her heart out too much. And whether Alice has been a good friend to anyone in the last four months. Also a frank discussion on the bonability of Peter Davidson, a special appearance from producer Tim weighing in on the the fragility of comedians and a phone call from Kate Beckinsale.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Performed live at London's Soho Theatre, Rose and Alice end the Woke War in an armistice and visit Madame Tussauds to reconcile. Alice is trying to figure out if every Instagram DM means they want to sleep with you and how to go down on women. Rose ponders Kevin McLeod’s bone-ability in the face of his arrogance and dream-crushing tendencies. A brave audience member offers James Corden to assessment and the Joseph Pilates maybe got dirt kicked in his face as a kid or something?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

They actually did it. The gals have taken a romantic trip to France and are treating us to some ASMR courtesy of macaroons. Rose reveals she has an emotional, psychic gift and Alice has decided she’s moving to Paris. A pretty intense woke-off between is contained within the walls of this episode and a whole lot of intense acid reflux.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice remembers a time in her childhood when she thought her life would be sorted by now and guess what everyone, it kind of isn’t. This is basically half an hour of philosophical musings on life, death and linear time with a brief stop in from the concept of privilege.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s 2019 and Rose and Alice are debating current web design and UI on porn sites. Snedden’s handing out some scorn and a hung over Matafeo just gave herself a blood nose. We got New Years goals, being loud (and stealing) in stores and lusting over Nathan Fillion, circa Two Guys and A Girl. Plus a call direct from Australia!Alice's Soho show: 18/19 FebRose's LA show: 13 Feb  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Turns out this podcast series has consequences after Alice's boss discovers misadventures from the last episode. Alice is trying to suppress her laugh but suppressing nothing during some newly-found frank dialogues with her mum about sex. Rose tried to plot herself on a social matrix of Shy, Confident, Extrovert, Introvert and redefines what it means to be an SJW. Then it’s time for the big questions, like Does Being An Alpha or Beta Depend On Your Hemisphere? Can You Change Your Nature After 30? What’s Your Star Sign?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nzAward winning comedians Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden discuss hosts discuss nipples, visible areolas, crying at the ocean and being yelled at as an adult – And that’s just the first 10 minutes! The gals go deep on whether unrequited love exists and Rose has a legitimate break through on the show unpacking why she's emotionally repressed. A brief reference to whether Tim Allan is attractive ticks the box for fulfilling the premise of this podcast series and Rose wonders aloud whether if she even knows how to be a good friend.Buy tickets to Alice’s show at London’s SoHo TheatreBuy tickets to a live Boner’s show at Soho TheatreTweet/follow BonersThere is no ticket link for Rose's shows, by Alice’s request.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.