Goop Yourself

Melissa Urban lunches with Elise in Brentwood before cavorting with GP at Will Cole's book party. What does it all mean? The Financial Times publishes a longform Goop profile that asks the important questions. Bryan tackles Caitlin's Turkey Pot Pie and fights with Agnes about food storage. We also discuss reiki orgasms, protein packed meals, bargain body wash, Sweetgreen dupes, grain-free stuffing, the politics of handshaking, helping children process their emotions, and our upcoming trip to the depths of Hell (Trader Joe's.) To hear the full episode, drop us some dough at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop gets slammed for its alleged anti-MSG bias, Dr. J*n celebrates being an empty nester with a tagine, Caitlin goes on yet another vacation without giving us a new recipe, and Agnes reverses her stance on eye cream. We also discuss Peruvian vacations, turkey shepherd's pie, our disparate grocery shopping strategies, Jessica Seinfeld's comedian husband, $500 "joy sessions", liver detox, rain-scented candles and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We review Goop Kitchen's new (healthy???) pizza and pasta concept, discuss the ongoing saga of reluctant body positivity influencer Blogilates, and dissect Gwyneth's paen to turning 50. Plus, Bryan's tennis obsession, Apple's Amagansett rager, Caitlin's veggie burger recipes, lunar sexual energy, at-home laser treatments and more!To hear the full ep, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

WhiteSugarRebel, Lena Wilson, Bobby Parrish, Assistant Leilani, Jennifer Freed and Dawson Church PhD. These are the sick souls taking up valuable mental space in Agnes and Bryan's mind this week. We give you the full rundown as Gwyneth camps out in the Hamptons teaching Moses how to drive. Plus, facial cleanser, tapping therapy, support languages, a Goop Kitchen brownie hack and more! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

We welcome Dr. Agnes Adjacent himself (Brian Thompson) on the pod to talk about his Whole 30 journey. We also discuss deranged Youtube channel FlavCity, Gwyneth's big Shark Tank announcement, affordable clean drugstore beauty, a new Ayurveda book, paella parties, chef Kim Floresca's top 5 reasons she loves her own restaurant and more!To listen to the whole Pepperoni Potts you gotta ante up at patreon.com/goopyourself Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

We go over every menu item on the new Goop Superfina menu and discuss the Daily Harvest food poisoning fiasco. Plus, Gen Z food trends, finding the perfect denim shorts, Gwyneth's home spa and (alleged) excessive water use, the decriminalization of psychedelics, urban clam bakes, Susan Powter's Twitter account and more! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth travels to Boston as we all wait breathlessly for the launch of Goop Superfina. Agnes is over the Whole 30 hump, while poor Melissa Urban wrecks her elbow and shills for bug oil manufacturers Zero Acre Farms. Bryan makes a delicious two-ingredient pizza and gets swindled by DoorDash live on air. We also talk mass shootings, new TV, Lockheed Martin, adult sleepovers, self-tanners, microdosing, macrodosing, the space-time continuum, and paleo popsicles! For the whole drug addled episode (and dozens more), go to patreon.com/goopyourself and give us $5. You won't regret it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gwyneth goes of a full on media blitz for the launch of GOOPGLOW Dark Spot Exfoliating Sleep Milk, hitting up both the zoomers (Hailey Bieber) and the boomers (The Today Show) to peddle her wares. She immediately makes things awkward, joking that she f*cked Hailey's dad in a bathroom 32 years ago, stepping into an unnecessary defense of nepotism, and visiting the Ground Zero of Smoresburn-gate, the SAG Harbor Goop Lab. We also talk dairy-free cooking alternatives, the true cost of grain-free granola, wooden bath mats, J** G*****'s disturbing thirst trap, Selma Blair's triumph (and possible future at GOOP), the most pathetic rewards referral program and more!For more uncensored, not ready for prime time content, head over to patreon.com/goopyourself. If you live in the LA area and want to try out Goop Kitchen, go to order.goopkitchen.com/sign-up and use code BryyRuc2449 or AggieHe2545 for $5 off your first order. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk Whole30, TikTok's Pink Sauce fiasco, Bryan and Agnes's embarrassing political pasts, Gwyneth's Montecito home furnishings, Goop At Sea's itinerary and special guests, Thrive Market and Whole Foods buys, homemade grain-free granola, free hotel shampoo hauls, $12 GOOPGLOW microderm exfoliator dupes and more!For the full ep (and dozens more), go to patreon.com/goopyourself See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We patiently wait for Agnes's COVID results as we discuss her trip to our nation's capital, Bryan's Polanski-esque ant problem, more details about the Goop Store s'mores explosion, seed oil sensitivity postcards, in home herb gardens, G*nt*r's Fl**v*gs sponsorship, anniversary presents, Italian luxury serving platters, expensive bath towels and more!Please excuse Bryan's audio. Apparently he was talking right into his laptop instead of his mic. Unbelievable, what a tool!To hear the full ep, shell out $5 over at patreon.com/goopyourself See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We present a few theories about the mysterious candle explosion that left two men burned in Goop's Sag Harbor store last week. Bryan recovers from COVID and releases his blood work results. J*n G*nt*r gets into yet another fight, this time on TikTok. Elise makes a new alliance with one of GP's competitors in the wellness space and then promptly gets thrown off a horse. Plus, summer recipes, expensive water filters, chronotypes, exercise balls in the post-Lauren Roxburgh era and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bryan's still recovering from his Daily Harvest poisoning driving to Lake Tahoe, so we're unlocking last week's Patreon ep for the hoi polloi. Enjoy and happy summer! xoAgnes's big celebrity sighting, Gwyneth's "interview" with the original Brad, Goop Kitchen's summer menu, Goop at Sea's itinerary, a mineral vs. chemical timeloop, Juneteenth miso Bloody Marys, does Nerd Alert cure long COVID? and more!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Agnes's big celebrity sighting, Gwyneth's "interview" with the original Brad, Goop Kitchen's summer menu, Goop at Sea's itinerary, a mineral vs. chemical timeloop, Juneteenth miso Bloody Marys, does Nerd Alert cure long COVID? and more! To hear the rest, become a Goopaholic over at patreon.com/goopyourself. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gerda, in a landmark "Supported By Science" ruling, comes down in favor of seed oils. Goop, possibly plagued by dwindling revenue, announces Morning Routine value packs and an MLM-adjacent referral program. Gwyneth pens an article for The Wirecutter while Dr. J** G***** has another Twitter meltdown. Plus, Goop Kitchen's summer menu tease, self-diagnosed autism, The Staircase finale, LA election results, Whole Foods vs. Trader Joe's and more!We forgot to mention you in the ep, but thank you so much to listeners Andrea and Bridget for joining our Patreon! For more goopy content, go to patreon.com/goopyourself and sign up. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gwyneth's Kardashian candle collab, mashed cauliflower dreams, cop neighbors running for city council, digital KonMari, hummus on avocado toast, discontinued Tata Harper products, 4 1/2 inch cookie jars, Austin travel guides and more!For the full pooshilada, go to patreon.com/goopyourself and become a Goopaholic. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

NOTE: We switched up our podcast host so you might need to delete and re-subscribe to Goop Yourself in order to get the new ep! Thank you for your patience!!We talk Goop's wildly inappropriate Father's Day gift guide, Agnes's COVID-addled CNN addiction, Bryan's magnesium glycinate evangelism, Goop Kitchen's vendetta against us, Cameron's canned wine, a $2250 flannel shirt, Goop's disappointing summer sale, refreshing salad ideas and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk Prolon weight loss, sober partying, quitting Trader Joe's cold turkey, Apple's sweet 18th, homemade baby formula recipes, Tinx's soft cancellation, music festival memories, Silverlake's goop approved non-alcoholic liquor store, Erewhon free samples, summer wedding looks, jewelry store sponsored walking tours, The Polo Bar vs. The Polo Lounge, anti-Palestinian dairy companies, golden lattés jumping the shark, adult screen-time, Bryan's schizophrenic magnesium guru and more! For the full ep and so much more, join our Patreon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In the aftermath of Diapér-gate we discuss why GP's sophisticated satire goes over normies' heads. Agnes recounts her Prolon week, and Bryan suffers the wrath of G*nter reply-gals after Dr. J*n threatens to dox someone for calling her a libtard. We also talk blood sugar's relationship to anxiety, clean summer scents, BA alum Rick Martinez's regional Mexican cookbook, the NFT collapse and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Influencer morning routines, bean deep dives, wedding gift guides, conditioner queries, homogenic vacation spots — plus Bryan and Agnes's Met Gala and True Crime TV roundups. For the full ep, go to https://www.patreon.com/goopyourself See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We discuss Dr. J*n G*nt*r's latest Twitter freakout, review the offerings from Goop Rotisserie and slonk some Carnivore influencer lunches. Plus, medical gaslighting, Mother's Day Brunch ideas, Melissa Hartwig Urban's self-help pivot, skin slugging and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.