Goop Yourself

Gwyneth takes out her quill and ink to pen an all new This & That featuring grain-free granola, cauliflower pasta, TV recs and boring business books. Bryan catches up on WeCrashed, Agnes orders real, honest-to-goodness Prolon, and G*nter goes after the parasite cleanse crazies. Plus, Goop's new multi-vitamin, another voyage on the SS Goop Cruise, Gerda's health scare, Caitlin teaches us about knives, Caponata-touille and more! To hear the full ep, go to patreon.com/goopyourself See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We discuss Anne Hathaway's portrayal of Rebecca Paltrow in WeCrashed, J*n G*nter's pro-child slavery shocker, productive food journals, Esther Perel's new board game, natural deodorants, Goop's spring recipe roundup and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bryan delves deep into the fight rupturing the anti-seed oil community, Agnes perfects her Fauxlon regimen, we review Goop's arroz con pollo and J*n G*nter's "better than Keller's" lentils, talk about the Mother's Day Guide and more! To listen to the whole seed-oil free enchilada, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bryan ponders the correlation between seed oil disrespect and right wing politics, Agnes still can't stop thinking about the Oscars, Dr. J*n asks twitter if she can pull off K-Stew's shorts, and Dr. W*ll C*le invents a new thing to worry about: histamine intolerance. Plus, Kate Hudson makes smoothies, Vintner's Daughter goes large, stiff joints get shocked, smoothie cleanses take over social media and more!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Controversial former Goop COO Elise Loehnen goes nuclear on Instagram, spring fashion archetypes, personalized Goop shopping lists, NorCal scented body wash, protein-style turkey burgers and more! To listen to the whole episode, pony up a little cash on Patreon. xoxo  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gwyneth hosts a fundraiser for Rick Caruso, the pro-business, pro-cop, anti-choice mall magnate who's running for mayor of LA. We also discuss the launch of Goop Rotisserie, a scammy skin quiz, long COVID treatments, fireplace candles, viral salads and more! For 40% off your first Thrive Market order, click here See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

During the recording Bryan gets a special delivery from Thrive Market, so we do a little unboxing. We also talk the seven types of rest, Erewhon's viral smoothie, Goop's new Moonjuice killer toner, a metabolism boosting reminder and more!  To get 40% off your first Thrive Market order, click this link! And to hear the full episode (and dozens more) click this other link! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Babies turned weed impresarios, foods for brain fog, Goop Kitchen's two new concepts, GP's convo with Billy Porter, affordable clay masks, Goop's silence on seed oils, tuning forks, menstrual cramps and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Goopy Long Covid cures, seed oil questions, the underreported Belcampo Meat scandal, Jungian dream analysis, olive oil shots and more! For the full ep (and 54 other exclusive episodes), go to patreon.com/goopyourself See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

GOOPGENES ends retinol, Alison Roman redefines the rutabega, Bryan and Agnes warn against seed oils: plus UV opiates, Christmas insomnia cures, oat foam, the turmeric paradox (inflammatory or anti-inflammatory), bone-in chicken thighs, Tracy Anderson's big jug of broccoli soup and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gwyneth shills for UberEats, Bryan lowers his cholesterol, Agnes succumbs to detox fever — plus ethical tourism, shearling Birkenstocks, Valentine's pizza dough and more! To hear the full episode (and every single one of our bonus eps), join our PATREON See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gwyneth opens the doors of her Montecito manse to the pages of Architectural Digest and nabs a collaboration with the good people of Monogram. We also talk Che in LA, the grated egg TikTok trend, Valentine's shipping woes, the temptations of Prolon, counterfeit conceptual sculptures and $62,000 indoor hammocks.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk Gwyneth's NFTs, Omicron facts, Will Cole's liver, Jimmy Fallon's Hollywood cabal, shampoo pump replacements, detox fried chicken, V Day gift guides, And Just Like That and more! To hear the full episode, join our Patreon, which is way cheaper than ProLon.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk about the launch of GOOPGLOW Cloudberry Exfoliating Jelly Cleanser, the Keep Your Hands Off My Vagina candle, 30 second detoxes, DKNY leisure ware, Gerda's immunity soups, Goop's continuing shipping woes, non-dairy milk makers and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself  We're reviewing all the new offerings off the Goop Kitchen winter menu! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Goop Detox is here and we're not doing it, but we're talking about it anyway. Plus, Andrea Long Chu's disembowelment of Hana Yanagihara, Gerda's views on IF, smoothie city and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Goop came out with its annual detox but nobody can get it. Goop Kitchen released its winter menu. Amanda Chantal Bacon gets roasted by Business Insider. Alison Roman joins CNN. Plus, Jennifer Freed's 2022 astrological predictions, Jean's new bath oil, And Just Like That vs. Emily in Paris and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk GP's Crypto flop, And Just Like That ep 3, Alison Roman's New Yorker profile, the return of Elise (to our nightmares), sex toys for penis havers, Megan's Ridgewood rec, a new scalp detox, Agnes' manifestation journey and more!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gwyneth makes a comedy video, Goop launches hand creme, G*nter takes a bath, Gerda bakes with rye — plus, discounted face oil, shampoo waiting lists and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Agnes moves to the Valley, Bryan finally gets into turmeric, and Goop is coasting on the fumes of their underwhelming gift guide. We talk cashmere shorts, Glennon Doyle, $1500 hotel rooms, Jessica Seinfeld, cookbook plagiarism, chicken (with mushrooms and/or dumplings) and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.