Goop Yourself

We discuss the failure of Goop At Sea, The New Yorker's review of Sex, Love, and Goop and GP's Kimmel appearance. Plus vegetarian holiday recipes, Jean's $82 body wash, Sia's $2000 jacket, Megan's lentil soup, aspirational loungewear and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gwyneth poses in Gucci while we review the brand new 2021 Annual Goop Gift Guide. Plus, a directory of sexologists, vintage cakes, boyfriend breakfasts, marble body brushes, bunny butt plugs and more!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well, ONE OF US watched all six unsufferable hours of Sex, Love, and Goop. We discuss the couples, the therapists, and every mode and method of sexology burned into our corneas. Plus fall fashion, clean cookware, savory whipped cream, auto-astrology, kale teethers and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself  Bryan and Aggie drive to Santa Monica and review Goop Kitchen's new fall menu items, including the Fall Salmon Bowl, Miso Salmon Bento Box, and It's All Easy DIY Tacos. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Netflix goes Goop, Gwyneth goes to sleep, and Goddess Amina gets naked — plus kinky toys, bath salts, sneakers, cookbooks, carrot cake and more!Stay tuned for next week's episode when we'll give our full review of Sex, Love and Goop.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Aggie and Bryan review the HungryRoot delivery service and GP responds to the scathing Business Insider profile — plus lube pods, rock chick routines, fall recipes, Kegel panties, Porsche sponsored astrology, biological aging tests, Malibu trails, saffron shakes and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Goop releases the trailer for their dirty Netflix show and Gwyneth launches pills to make you horny — plus fall archetypes, October beauty obsessions, Housewife crime, carrot soup, aloe vera and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We discuss the Business Insider Goop exposé, Dr. G*nter's call to the Daily Mail, the Goop Cruise lineup, buying spices, post-pregnancy bodies, family baths, Supergoop (no relation), Infrared blankets, terrible instagram stories, sad seed bread and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan dive into a disease so crazy and controversial that even goop won't touch it with a ten foot pole. Is the epidemic of Morgellons a symptom of an uncaring, incurious medical establishment or a collective internet engineered psychosis? We watched the documentary Skin Deep: The Battle Over Morgellons, now streaming on Amazon Prime. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Goop debuts a new hair serum, Gwyneth appears in North Carolina, Goop Kitchen launches its fall menu — plus weeknight pantry meals, In Goop Health's Porsche sponsorship, Linda Evangelista's CoolSculpt nightmare, bread makers, tinned fish and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gwyneth and Brad's Montecito "eco-mansion" is nearing completion, Elise is back with a new pod, Gerda does double duty — plus energy recipes, American Horror Story, back pain, raw spinach, foam rollers, medical grade bath salts and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gwyneth shows off her pups, the NYC Goop Lab reopens, passive aggressive sympathy gifts, child friendly vacations to Balmoral, chickpea-tempeh pizza, flared jeans, new candles, shiny hair and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk GP fashion flashbacks, sad snacks, "ethical" Capitalism, sleep wars, Tik Tok discharge, a microbiome superpowder review, TJ Maxx, veg sandos and more!FYI the audio is funky today. Sorry, we tried to smooth it out as best as possible. Namaste. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bryan reviews Goop's Metabolism Boosting Superpowder, Aggie prepares for wine country, Gwyneth's childhood home goes on the market, plus homemade ice cream, travel essentials, digestive enzymes, air pollution and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A guide to ripe fruit, supplement propaganda, a book on gaslighting and misogyny, blood sugar tips, vulva mirrors, cheap cruises, LoRo's lockdown Down Under and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bryan and Aggie return from their glamorous summer vacations and are shocked at how much the world has changed. We discuss Metabolism Super Powders, Goop White Claw, a summer sale come and gone, Goop Kitchen dressings and sauces, Gwyneth the Brontë superfan, 7-Keto DHEA and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Due to our jetsetting lifestyles we were unable to record a new episode this week. Here's an unlocked episode from our Patreon where Aggie and Bryan review GP's ghost kitchen restaurant concept in Santa Monica. We'll be back with brand new episodes next week!To unlock all our bonus eps, subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/goopyourself See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

GP renovation sagas, Aggie's 5 day (and counting) juice cleanse, Bryan's new stonk tip, DEET-free bug spray, grilling sauces, Pelvic Organ Prolapse, $300 Victorian parasols and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A couple's guide to vibrators, a cook's guide to hiking, summer scents, Gwyneth interviews Venus, Seamus's return, Omega 3s and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gwyneth holes up in Montecito as her SF store closes, Aggie raises the barre, next steps in Bryan's cholesterol battle - plus beach cooler packing tips, an alt-chip guide, the slow death of "eating clean," Emsculpt Neo zaps away the fat and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.