Goop Yourself

Gwyneth goes of a full on media blitz for the launch of GOOPGLOW Dark Spot Exfoliating Sleep Milk, hitting up both the zoomers (Hailey Bieber) and the boomers (The Today Show) to peddle her wares. She immediately makes things awkward, joking that she f*cked Hailey's dad in a bathroom 32 years ago, stepping into an unnecessary defense of nepotism, and visiting the Ground Zero of Smoresburn-gate, the SAG Harbor Goop Lab. We also talk dairy-free cooking alternatives, the true cost of grain-free granola, wooden bath mats, J** G*****'s disturbing thirst trap, Selma Blair's triumph (and possible future at GOOP), the most pathetic rewards referral program and more!For more uncensored, not ready for prime time content, head over to patreon.com/goopyourself. If you live in the LA area and want to try out Goop Kitchen, go to order.goopkitchen.com/sign-up and use code BryyRuc2449 or AggieHe2545 for $5 off your first order. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.