Goop Yourself

W*ll C*le writes another book, Marianne decides to run, Noora literally fleas in Paris, and Jean figuratively flees to the desert. Plus, temperature play, harissa meatballs, a Tracy Anderson exposé in the Daily Mail and more!For the full ep, go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan reviews the Elefor massage gun, Agnes rewatches The West Wing, and we discuss a Goopworthy bean soup recipe in the problematic Paper of Record. In the newsletter, Ali goes on a Swiss ski vacation, the editors (minus Caitlin, RIP) concoct an olive oil celebration, Gwyneth speaks with a dating app mogul, and Katharine McPhee's stepdaughters attempt sketch comedy at Goop HQ. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Daniels' in the Criterion Closet, 80 For Brady, the new warnings about dark chocolate, and the four star Le Bernardin New York Times review before diving into the newsletters. This week Goop publishes a list of far flung romantic getaways and debunks the ear piercing migraine cure. Plus, Vintner's Daughter releases a cleanser, Seamus talks keto like it's 2016, Erica interviews a VICE food news show host, a pastry chef pivots to sex stones and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the death of Gawker 2.0, parse a Chicago-based indie film controversy, and read the latest "The Receipt" from Bon Appetit, where a college student living in poverty is buying a suspicious amount of Fly by Jing Chile Crisp. Over on Goop, Gwyneth is cleaning out her storage closet, the gals are recycling old comfort food recipes, friends are going to therapy, and weightlifters are (allegedly) creaming their pants.This episode was deemed "too hot to handle" and so has ended up on Patreon. We promise to record an extra free episode this month to restore balance in the Goopiverse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apple makes her big debut (doing nothing), Scarlett debuts a truly redundant skin care line, Andrea gets her morally questionable Oscar nom, and Gwyneth publishes a new cookbook. Plus, dementia prevention, Peruvian roast chicken, Shoppy Shops and more!For the full ep, become a goopaholic at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We celebrate Goop's victory in the coveted WWD Brand of the Year race and watch people freak out in the comments after GP posts some perfectly harmless, absolutely non-disordered January detox vids. We also discuss some elaborate lunch options, meet Goop's non-Freed astrologer, and vow to finally try the $98 Sleep Milk. Plus: Steven Crowder, Andrea Riseborough, jollof rice and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth escapes the floods in Montecito, interviewing fellow Santa Barbara refugee Katy Perry and appearing on Shark Tank and James Corden. Goop debuts "The Goop Pursuit," a five part audiobook series, and some rather pricey "Lift + Depuff" eye masks. We also talk decluttering, phone addiction, $275 sweatshirts, the gas stove controversy and more!To hear the full ep (and so much more bonus content) go to patreon.com/goopyourself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back with reviews of the annual Goop Detox, new Goop Kitchen items, GP's talk with Kim K., Jennifer Freed's predictions for 2023, cutting toxic cords of attachment and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth gets hit by an NFT lawsuit, discusses her past as a lowly line cook at the River Café, and (possibly) goes to Paris yet again. Could Goop Champs-Elysées be next? We also discuss our differing reactions to The Whale and figure out our holiday plans. Plus, simple French cakes, expensive bicycles, classic codependency, modern dating advice, Goop Kitchen's top 5 airport dishes, upcycled pasta sauce, ski chalet looks and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Goop's big WWD award, Buzzfeed's dissection of GP's reactionary politics, former Gwyneth profiler Taffy Brodesser-Akner's new TV show, how the NYTimes strike affected Bryan's cooking routine, Agnes's trip to a Sherman Oaks psychic, anger management meditations, holiday hors d'oeuvres, the meaning of "clean", Goop's favorite 2022 books, Gwyneth's half-hearted paean to Beantown, white Zimbabweans, domestic caviar and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap our favorite Thanksgiving dishes, discuss the new Sight and Sound movie poll and question the ethics of Gawker's potential Apple Martin college doxxing before diving into the newsletters. Plus, cyber Monday sales, dopamine fasting, protein smoothies, leftover waffles, Sicilian panettones and more!To hear the full ep, allez à patreon.com/goopyourself, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GP (and Cameron D) return in front of the camera for Goop's annual Christmas commercial. Agnes and Bryan discuss their problematic recent media diets (Chappelle's Show, David Sedaris, a late period Woody Allen double feature) and prepare for their various Thanksgiving endeavors. Plus, breathwork books and Dutch ovens on sale, a Parade Magazine paleo pumpkin pie, Goop Kitchen's lackluster holiday sides, the death of Rick Caruso's political career and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GP goes on a "girls trip" to Nashville, Dr. J*n mourns the end of Twitter and Gerda demystifies nightshades. Plus, Gwyneth's talk show sales strategy, a cutting board pop-up in Brentwood, the pesto of the 2010s, Rick Caruso's (fingers crossed) political demise and more!For the full ep (and much more Goop Yourself content) head on down to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GP takes a quick trip to Paris before dropping the early awaited 2022 Goop Gift Guide, but is there trouble in paradise? The trusted and prestigious investigative journal Radar Online thinks so. We break down the guides, picking our favorite gifts for lovers, children, travelers, cooks, hosts and ourselves. Plus, further damning evidence in the Case of the Counterfeit Adjacent, new hope for SIBO sufferers, goopy Instant Pot meals, a Liquid Death think piece and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss GP's continued support of Rick Caruso and other conservative, pro-business candidates in the upcoming election. We also talk Tàr, the Goop Gift Guide preview, smokable herbs, the state of protein bars and more!For the full ep, provide $5 of socialist mutual aid to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the fascinating Jorts the Cat Instacart ableism Twitter debate, Bryan goes over his bountiful Goop haul and reviews the famous 5 STAR NYTimes chicken and mushroom recipe, and we relive a few of our bad Patreon reviews before diving into the newsletters. This week we meet Bizarro J*n G*nter, a curly-haired MD who appreciates integrative medicine and believes in wellness, discover NEEM, a possible dupe of a popular Goop-approved wellness brand, and find out what is actually on Jean's nightstand. Plus, vegan cupcakes, tennis vs. pickleball, Gwyneth's favorite paleo influencers and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We do a deep dive into Bon Appetit's food diary of a chronically ill aspiring cookbook writer, discuss Gwyneth's latest Thursday newsletter recs, drool over Goop's insane hotel picks, confess to some past and future impulse buys, recap the week in G*nter rants and more!To hear the full ep, become a subscriber at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Daily Mail recaps Goop At Sea, Gwyneth takes control of the Thursday newsletter, Jennifer Freed breaks down the elements, and Caitlin (surprise!) does nothing. We also talk edging for everybody, La Pigalle's best croissant and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The nation celebrates one blonde cinematic icon while tearing down another. Agnes and Bryan posit what it would be like covering Marilyn Monroe's lifestyle newsletter back in the day. We go G*nter H*ntin' to get to the bottom of the truly baffling and elusive "Adjacent." Plus, looking back at the two original Goop recipes, Goop Kitchen's new fall menu, aging into GoopGenes, natural anti-inflammatories, Gwyneth and Brad's podcast convo and more!To hear the full enchilada (and dozens more exclusive eps) , give us $5. patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a week of milestones as Gwyneth kicks and stretches her way to a half-century on Earth, and Agnes and Bryan return to the scene of many painful memories, Trader Joe's. We discuss a truly wild photo (quickly removed from Instagram) of a naked woman with a rocket ship shooting out of her vagina, apple and grain guides, Meghan Markle's favorite makeup, Erica Chidi's Maldives vacation, Jennifer Freed's new book, weighted jump ropes and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.