Swish Edition

Dale and Scott switch seats to talk about Nicki Minaj being pregnant; ABC dumps Tom Bergeron; Kayne has LOST his mind; Taco Bell has lost their mind; Kygo’s new Tina Turner cover; big box stores finally come around; White Castle robots; Grateful Dead sneakers; The Golden Girls’ house is for sale; a “Grease” prequel; “Clueless” is 25; Jamie Lee Curtis really did it; and much, much more, live on tape from Las Vegas.

We’ve got the launch of Peacock; new Swish coffee mugs; things closing down again; fireworks insanity; sad Hollywood deaths; the Washington Redskins finally changing their name; AirBnB trying to stop house parties; tons of retail companies go bankrupt; “Halloween Kills” pushed to 2021; drive-in theaters are the new normal; “The Empire Strikes Back” is the biggest movie in America; Disney+ surpasses 30 million subscribers; and so much more, live on tape from Las Vegas.

Dale & Scott are talking Kellogg’s Mashups cereal; getting mistaken for a senior citizen; airliners packing flights again; NYC’s Friday the 13th PSA; Broadway staying dark until 2021; Costco sheet cakes; the new Aretha Franklin movie; Ozark’s 4th and final season; Hamilton premiering on Disney+; Beavis and Butthead to return; Curb Your Enthusiasm gets an 11th season; Shark Week is coming; Binge Bum is coming; and much more, live from Las Vegas.

Dale and Scott are talking about their trip to Utah; Apple’s new widgets and stuff; masks now mandatory in Nevada; Las Vegas’ new Circa resort will be completely 21+; Steve Wynn lists his house for $24 million; Disneyland won’t be opening in July but they are under pressure to re-theme rides; Siri helps you when you get pulled over; turns out the word ‘Eskimo’ isn’t very nice; Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to buy her orgasm; the Dixie Chicks become The Chicks; a female-centric Pirates of the Caribbean reboot; Michael Keaton might return as Batman; and, much more, live on tape from Las Vegas. 

Dale & Scott are talking about Keanu’s new Bill & Ted movie; the Pro Bowl and Super Bowl coming to Vegas; re-imagined buffets; Lady A’s name is being used; Quaker Oats to retire Aunt Jemima; Ford’s reboot of the Bronco reveled on OJ Simpson’s birthday; James Bond and Modern Family might get spin-offs; Quibi keeps cranking them out; Crossing Swords is hella funny; and, tons more, live on tape from Las Vegas.

We’ve got Corona-Free strippers in Las Vegas; drive-ins are all the rage again; Garth Brooks’ new nationwide concert; new video games on the horizon, like Star Wars; Canada kills the Alaskan cruise season; HBO Max makes some iffy decisions about Looney Tunes cartoons and classic movies like Gone with the Wind; a new non-opinion news block is coming to WGN; Pete Davidson’s The King of Staten Island is now available on VOD; we’re digging Star Trek: Picard; Disney+ has a slew of fun, behind-the-scenes specials; and, much more, live from Las Vegas.

A quarantine-era web show gets acquired by CBSViacom; Chef Jose Andres does good around the world; Americans are finally sending folks back into space after 10 years; Pink Shorts Boom Guy passes away; “Batwoman” quits after one year; Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox split; all about the Jake at State Farm guy; they’re going down to Titanic to get a telegraph machine; a Nebraska woman sues ALL homosexuals everywhere; a priest uses a squirt gun to delivery holy water in social distancing; and, much, much more, Dale & Scott are LIVE from Las Vegas to the world. 

It’s all about John Krasinski bringing you some good news; Hard Rock could return to Vegas; NFL stadiums might be empty this Fall but we’ll hear and see fake fans; Cher goes Spanish; don’t ship cremated remains; Richard, Jerry, and Roy have passed; Masterclass is on sale; Ryan Murphy has a lot up his sleeves; Queen Latifah is coming to your TV to settle some scores; “Defending Jacob” is the shit; and so much more, this week, on the Swish Edition. LIVE from Las Vegas.

We’re talking about small businesses doing good things; Stephanie Meyer’s “Twilight” prequel is coming; Betty White return in time for Christmas; CBS makes all the changes; a new standalone “Star Wars” movie is in the works; Tom Cruise is going to space; Neve Campbell is in talks to make “Scream 5;” my cousin will be in a new Food Network show next week called “Bakeaway Camp;” “SNL” wraps season 45; there’s a new cell phone with a rotory dial; and, much more, live from Las Vegas!

We’re back outside talking about the broadcast networks running out of content; Netflix adds 16 million subscribers; you can make Mickey beignets at home; Anderson Cooper gets a baby; reporters without pants; Mumbais flamingo invasion; our friend Rob Nagle pops up everywhere on TV; Kelly Clarkson channels Madonna; what airports might look like in the future; and, much more, live from Las Vegas!

Dale and Scott are outside talking about the new ageism in Hollywood; Shake Shack and Sweetgreen come to their senses; IKEA meatballs; Jason Bateman and his “Ozark” predictions; “Will & Grace” wraps it up again; “The Batman” is pushed to late-2021; “Scoob!” is coming to your TV first; Dolly Parton produced “Buffy the Vampire Slayer;” Ryan Murphy’s “Hollywood;” all the great new stuff coming to HBO Max, including J.J. Abrams originals; and much more, live from Las Vegas!

We’re talking ninja face masks; a 3-legged dead bunny; making lasagna; the Las Vegas valley Thunderbird fail; a new “Showgirls” documentary is coming; a new “Mandalorian” documentary series, too; how about $8.2 million in your checking account?; Disney releases theme park recipes; everyone hating on Ellen; Scott’s cousin on a new Food Network show called “Bakeaway Camp;” Leslie Jordon’s hilarious Instagram videos; and much more, live from Las Vegas!

Easter in isolation and we have no white eggs to color and no ham to eat! The horrors. Speaking of horrors, Dale gave Scott a haircut! It’s not pretty. We’re also talking about Quibi shows, gun permit background checks skyrocket, homemade jockstrap masks, Roseanne is still looney, is Janeway coming to CBS All Access?, a new Robin Hood, Dead to Me season 2, Scott’s new book, and much more, live from Las Vegas!

Dale & Scott are playing with their new video server, talking all the free streaming music and video available to everyone, Quibi is coming for short attention spans, Kim Kardashian is helping our broken criminal justice problem, Wynn wins, and so much more!

Oh man. What can we say? Here's what we think you should be watching instead of looking at the news.

We're back, bitches! We're talking about our RV trip, Scott's 50th birthday, and all the shows and movies you should be watching during your social distancing. We miss human contact!!!

Our friend Robbie joins us from Walla Walla, Washington to discuss Instagram and Facebook’s ridiculous new policies; Madonna’s chronic lateness; Cher is going to live forever; people killing for Popeye’s chicken sandwich; James Dean comes back to life; “Knives Out” looks amazing; reboot mania is still alive on TV with “Weeds,” “Revenge,” “Gossip Girl,” and “Good Times;” Vanna White’s day to shine; 90210 axed; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!

With Jacqueline in-stuido with us, we’re talking the Washington Nationals!; Halloween; “Zombieland: Double Tap;” Daylight Savings Time bullshit; John Witherspoon; James Holzhauer; “Punky Brewster;” Disney’s puppet talk show; “Game of Thrones” prequels; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!

We’re talking about our recent Mexico cruise; “The Facts of Life” sorta reunion; Coppola and Scorsese hate superhero movies; a woman is banned from Royal Caribbean forever; Lady Gaga falls off her stage; NPH in the “Matrix 4;” “The Walking Dead” is damned good this season; we’re getting ready for Halloween; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!

It’s all about JLo and Shakira at the Super Bowl; The Far Side might be coming back; “Downton Abbey” has its own gin…and you can stay in Highclere Castle; Erika Jayne is going to “Chicago;” Madonna is always late; lots of casinos are changing hands in Vegas; Kelly Clarkson is a cruise ship godmother; Jane Lynch and Cyndi Lauper are channeling “The Golden Girls;” “Saved By The Bell,” “Battlestar Galactica,” and “Mad About You” reboots; the original stars of “Jurassic Park” are coming back; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!