Synopsis
The "Swish Edition" was produced in Washington, DC and beamed to the world every week from 2010-2014. Hosts Dale Blades and Scott Wallis--along with a colorful, diverse cast of characters and correspondent--brought commentary on news and pop culture, reviews, celebrity interviews, travel best-bets, and general hilarity. NEW: The show is returning from a new city in September 2017! Subscribe here on iTunes, visit us at www.swishedition.com, like us at facebook.com/swishedition, or follow us at twitter.com/swishedition.
Episodes
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Ghoulish
01/11/2019 Duration: 22minWith Jacqueline in-stuido with us, we’re talking the Washington Nationals!; Halloween; “Zombieland: Double Tap;” Daylight Savings Time bullshit; John Witherspoon; James Holzhauer; “Punky Brewster;” Disney’s puppet talk show; “Game of Thrones” prequels; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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Oh, Mexico
22/10/2019 Duration: 36minWe’re talking about our recent Mexico cruise; “The Facts of Life” sorta reunion; Coppola and Scorsese hate superhero movies; a woman is banned from Royal Caribbean forever; Lady Gaga falls off her stage; NPH in the “Matrix 4;” “The Walking Dead” is damned good this season; we’re getting ready for Halloween; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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The Nevada Saboteur
28/09/2019 Duration: 39minIt’s all about JLo and Shakira at the Super Bowl; The Far Side might be coming back; “Downton Abbey” has its own gin…and you can stay in Highclere Castle; Erika Jayne is going to “Chicago;” Madonna is always late; lots of casinos are changing hands in Vegas; Kelly Clarkson is a cruise ship godmother; Jane Lynch and Cyndi Lauper are channeling “The Golden Girls;” “Saved By The Bell,” “Battlestar Galactica,” and “Mad About You” reboots; the original stars of “Jurassic Park” are coming back; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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Take Me Home Tonight
16/09/2019 Duration: 42minIt’s a crazy cocktail party with Dale and Scott’s in-studio guest host Kristin Talastas. The vodka-soaked threesome are talking about Scott’s book club appearance for his novel “The Maine Nemesis;” the “Jay & Silent Bob’s Reboot” is coming!; a super, super dirty new music video has hit the internet; Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick will star together on Broadway; Eddie Money and Ric Ocasek have passed on; “Grace & Frankie” gets a 7th and final season; “SNL” is having problems with their newest cast member; Tamron Hall’s and Kelly Clarkson’s talk shows are a snooze; “Downton Abbey” opens this coming Friday; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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Your Show of Shows
09/09/2019 Duration: 38minWe’re taking about Bellagio; Mandalay Bay; United Airlines miles; the “Game of Thrones” concert experience; Matthew McConaughey in Austin; What/If on Netflix; Gillian Anderson on “The Crown”; The “Saved By The Bell” reboot; Hooters is leaving Las Vegas; the Colosseum gets a reboot; Mike Tyson does cannabis; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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Lifeline and Sinker
22/08/2019 Duration: 32minScott’s sister Laura is a co-host in the studio this week while we talk about the Blue Man Group; Disney’s Haunted Mansion turns 50; Larry King is getting divorced at 85yo; McDonald’s is bringing sweet potato fries to the world; streaming services; “The Morning Show;” “Dancing with the Stars” stars??; James Bond 25 gets a title; Tracy Morgan joining “Coming 2 America;” “Matrix 4;” and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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Barefoot in the Lavatory
15/08/2019 Duration: 45minWe’re talking about modern air travel (it sucks!); the Janet Jackson concert; Sabrina on Netflix; “Chrisley Knows Prison” might be a new reality show; NBC wants to revive “St. Elmo’s Fire;” TVLINE wants to spoil everything; you’ve got to see Kathy Griffin’s new movie; “Friends” is coming to a theater near you; and much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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Alligators in Your Crawlspace
22/07/2019 Duration: 47minDale and Scott are joined by movie aficionado Melissia Taziar with “Yesterday,” “The Lion King,” and “Crawl” reviews—PS, “Crawl” sounds horrific!; we also talk spoilers; second-guessing “Yellowstone;” Apollo 11 projected onto the Washington Monument; “Veronica Mars” came early; summer game shows; will we like “Gossip Girl” w/o the original cast?; CBS and AT&T ain’t getting along; Sting is coming to Las Vegas; a new “Walking Dead” spin-off; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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The Scoundrel
15/07/2019 Duration: 40minBack from our summer vacation, we’re talking about Aerosmith; JLo; $6,000 slot machine wins; “Orange is the New Black;” “Veronica Mars;’ AT&T’s fight with local stations; The Taco Bell Hotel; the new Batman; “Back to the Future” on stage; “White Chicks” might be coming back; A “Flintstones” reboot; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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Lions, a Coyote, and a Giraffe
13/05/2019 Duration: 46minIt’s Mother’s Day and we’re back in the studio with tales from our Pacific cruise; lions and a giraffe living two miles from our house; parents’ week in Vegas; Madonna’s new music; Archie Bunker and George Jefferson returning to TV; Howard Stern signing off; Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer; “Dead To Me” is the most perfect series; Shannon Dougherty joins “BH90210”; what is the window of time for spoilers?; George Clooney’s boycott worked; fast food restaurants have secret menu items; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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Smoking Our Meat
24/03/2019 Duration: 45minWe’re smoking meat today in the backyard for our friend Marci; Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” turns 30!; Gucci is selling $870 dirty sneakers; do you know how long you can keep an opened bottle of wine? we’ll tell you; we discovered the Jean George Steakhouse at ARIA, yum!; Donny & Marie are hanging it up; people want to see Michael Jackson go away forever; Gayle King is the coolest cucumber in journalism; Roseanne blames Sara Gilbert for her career tanking; Barbra Streisand has lost her damned mind; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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49 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
02/03/2019 Duration: 45minIt’s Scott’s birthday and Dale and Scott are in the studio talking about Janet Jackson’s new Las Vegas residency; another Walking Dead spinoff; where I Dream of Jeannie’s bottle came from; our new virtual reality video games; Martha Stewart and pot; The Jonas Bros. are back together; Tootsie is coming to Broadway; Rami Malek as a new Bond villain; a Banana Splits horror movie; new America’s Got Talent judges; our craft bourbon collection; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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88 Miles Per Hour
10/02/2019 Duration: 43minScott wants one of the new DeLoreans; boring Super Bowl; all the new Las Vegas residency news; Ben & Jerry’s sans plastic; sea terraces on Virgin Cruises; the Newseum is done; Heinz Tomato Caviar; a new Batman is coming; a Jay & Silent Bob a reboot is filming; “The Dukes of Hazzard” is 40 years old!?; and, lots more pop culture news you can use! Dale & Scott live from Las Vegas. This episode is brought to you by “The Maine Nemesis,” a new thriller novel available on Amazon.com as an e-book or a trade paperback! Written by Swish Edition co-host R. Scott Wallis.
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Is That Alcohol In Your Cup?
20/01/2019 Duration: 43minWe’re talking about the lunar eclipse; why New Year’s Eve shows suck; why your religion shouldn’t dictate what’s in MY cup at a Cirque show in Las Vegas; Adam Lambert covers Cher; is the “White Boi” song racist?; fish force a commercial airplane to make an emergency landing; Britney cancels her new Vegas residency; “Game of Thrones” finally gets a premiere date; “The Sopranos” creator finally confirms a major Tony development; a lot of celebrities died; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City. This first episode of 2019 is brought to you by “The Maine Nemesis,” a new thriller novel available on Amazon.com as an e-book or a trade paperback! Written by Swish Edition co-host R. Scott Wallis.
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Shlemiel, Schlemazel, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated
22/12/2018 Duration: 37minPC-ism is slowly losing its steam; “Back to the Future” and “Queer as Folk” reboots are VERY bad ideas; Negan sits in with Kelly; more “Sabrina” is ordered; a “90210” reboot with the original cast is being pitched; General Mills kicking around ideas for monster cereal movies; Penny Marshall passes; LAS to become Sen. Harry Reid International Airport?!; “The Christmas Chronicles” with Kurt Russell is a new classic; KFC scented firelogs are here; an “Aquaman” dildo is a thing; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
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Baby, It’s Rapey Inside
04/12/2018 Duration: 43minTumblr cuts off its nose to spite its face by banning porn; a Christmas classic is deemed inappropriate in 2018; all about our Las Vegas staycation including a Fleetwood Mac concert; “The Walking Dead” makes some big mistakes; Piers Morgan makes fun of Dick Van Dyke; Mickey Mouse turns 90; Mika and Joe get secret married; we’ve got your R-rated Christmas gift ideas; Scott lists his top-10 favorite Christmas movies; 41 passes on; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
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I Wanna Be Vanna White
15/11/2018 Duration: 42minWe’re talking traditional Thanksgiving menus; you can now die at Disneyland; Dale’s big win on the Strip; “Game of Thrones” gets a premiere month; we’re loving “Bodyguard” on Netflix; The Spice Girls are going on tour again; Conan O’Brien is going to reinvent late night; Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is coming; “Jeopardy” and “Wheel of Fortune” secure for a few more years; Rick Grimes and “Breaking Bad” movies are coming; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
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You Can’t Beat the Real Thing
28/10/2018 Duration: 51minWe’re finally back with tales from our San Francisco trip; seven hour baseball games; tattoo parlors at sea; the Titanic will sail again; Megyn Kelly sure knows how to blow a $69 million deal; Big Bird is retiring; more Ab Fab?; James Bond is NOT a girl; Hollywood is clueless if they remake Clueless; why is Coca-Cola taste best at McDonald’s?; Britney is coming back, bitches; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
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Eight Years Ago Today
07/10/2018 Duration: 43minOn our Eighth Anniversary episode we’re talking about the brilliance of the street artist Banksy; fun “Game of Thrones” news; Narnia reborn on Netflix; “Heathers” finally premieres on Paramount; a Halloween without Roseanne; Cosby gets 3-to-10; Celine Dion is leaving Las Vegas; Rosie on “The Talk;” Russians to blame for everything; Michael Kors is buying everything; “The Walking Dead” finally returns; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
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The 21st Night of September
21/09/2018 Duration: 36minIt’s the last day of Summer! POTUS is in Vegas; our Palm Springs trip notes; Maroon 5 to headline the Super Bowl; Downtown Abbey, James Bond & Jurassic World get release dates; Patrick Stewart joins Charlie’s Angels reboot; Jim Parson’s new sitcom based on the Inn at Little Washington; Kelly Clarkson will start talking; John Legend is an EGOT; the Emmy Awards; Julie Chen out at The Talk; celebrity fist fights; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.