Synopsis
The "Swish Edition" was produced in Washington, DC and beamed to the world every week from 2010-2014. Hosts Dale Blades and Scott Wallis--along with a colorful, diverse cast of characters and correspondent--brought commentary on news and pop culture, reviews, celebrity interviews, travel best-bets, and general hilarity. NEW: The show is returning from a new city in September 2017! Subscribe here on iTunes, visit us at www.swishedition.com, like us at facebook.com/swishedition, or follow us at twitter.com/swishedition.
Episodes
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Take Me Home Tonight
16/09/2019 Duration: 42minIt’s a crazy cocktail party with Dale and Scott’s in-studio guest host Kristin Talastas. The vodka-soaked threesome are talking about Scott’s book club appearance for his novel “The Maine Nemesis;” the “Jay & Silent Bob’s Reboot” is coming!; a super, super dirty new music video has hit the internet; Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick will star together on Broadway; Eddie Money and Ric Ocasek have passed on; “Grace & Frankie” gets a 7th and final season; “SNL” is having problems with their newest cast member; Tamron Hall’s and Kelly Clarkson’s talk shows are a snooze; “Downton Abbey” opens this coming Friday; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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Your Show of Shows
09/09/2019 Duration: 38minWe’re taking about Bellagio; Mandalay Bay; United Airlines miles; the “Game of Thrones” concert experience; Matthew McConaughey in Austin; What/If on Netflix; Gillian Anderson on “The Crown”; The “Saved By The Bell” reboot; Hooters is leaving Las Vegas; the Colosseum gets a reboot; Mike Tyson does cannabis; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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Lifeline and Sinker
22/08/2019 Duration: 32minScott’s sister Laura is a co-host in the studio this week while we talk about the Blue Man Group; Disney’s Haunted Mansion turns 50; Larry King is getting divorced at 85yo; McDonald’s is bringing sweet potato fries to the world; streaming services; “The Morning Show;” “Dancing with the Stars” stars??; James Bond 25 gets a title; Tracy Morgan joining “Coming 2 America;” “Matrix 4;” and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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Barefoot in the Lavatory
15/08/2019 Duration: 45minWe’re talking about modern air travel (it sucks!); the Janet Jackson concert; Sabrina on Netflix; “Chrisley Knows Prison” might be a new reality show; NBC wants to revive “St. Elmo’s Fire;” TVLINE wants to spoil everything; you’ve got to see Kathy Griffin’s new movie; “Friends” is coming to a theater near you; and much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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Alligators in Your Crawlspace
22/07/2019 Duration: 47minDale and Scott are joined by movie aficionado Melissia Taziar with “Yesterday,” “The Lion King,” and “Crawl” reviews—PS, “Crawl” sounds horrific!; we also talk spoilers; second-guessing “Yellowstone;” Apollo 11 projected onto the Washington Monument; “Veronica Mars” came early; summer game shows; will we like “Gossip Girl” w/o the original cast?; CBS and AT&T ain’t getting along; Sting is coming to Las Vegas; a new “Walking Dead” spin-off; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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The Scoundrel
15/07/2019 Duration: 40minBack from our summer vacation, we’re talking about Aerosmith; JLo; $6,000 slot machine wins; “Orange is the New Black;” “Veronica Mars;’ AT&T’s fight with local stations; The Taco Bell Hotel; the new Batman; “Back to the Future” on stage; “White Chicks” might be coming back; A “Flintstones” reboot; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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Lions, a Coyote, and a Giraffe
13/05/2019 Duration: 46minIt’s Mother’s Day and we’re back in the studio with tales from our Pacific cruise; lions and a giraffe living two miles from our house; parents’ week in Vegas; Madonna’s new music; Archie Bunker and George Jefferson returning to TV; Howard Stern signing off; Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer; “Dead To Me” is the most perfect series; Shannon Dougherty joins “BH90210”; what is the window of time for spoilers?; George Clooney’s boycott worked; fast food restaurants have secret menu items; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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Smoking Our Meat
24/03/2019 Duration: 45minWe’re smoking meat today in the backyard for our friend Marci; Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” turns 30!; Gucci is selling $870 dirty sneakers; do you know how long you can keep an opened bottle of wine? we’ll tell you; we discovered the Jean George Steakhouse at ARIA, yum!; Donny & Marie are hanging it up; people want to see Michael Jackson go away forever; Gayle King is the coolest cucumber in journalism; Roseanne blames Sara Gilbert for her career tanking; Barbra Streisand has lost her damned mind; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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49 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
02/03/2019 Duration: 45minIt’s Scott’s birthday and Dale and Scott are in the studio talking about Janet Jackson’s new Las Vegas residency; another Walking Dead spinoff; where I Dream of Jeannie’s bottle came from; our new virtual reality video games; Martha Stewart and pot; The Jonas Bros. are back together; Tootsie is coming to Broadway; Rami Malek as a new Bond villain; a Banana Splits horror movie; new America’s Got Talent judges; our craft bourbon collection; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
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88 Miles Per Hour
10/02/2019 Duration: 43minScott wants one of the new DeLoreans; boring Super Bowl; all the new Las Vegas residency news; Ben & Jerry’s sans plastic; sea terraces on Virgin Cruises; the Newseum is done; Heinz Tomato Caviar; a new Batman is coming; a Jay & Silent Bob a reboot is filming; “The Dukes of Hazzard” is 40 years old!?; and, lots more pop culture news you can use! Dale & Scott live from Las Vegas. This episode is brought to you by “The Maine Nemesis,” a new thriller novel available on Amazon.com as an e-book or a trade paperback! Written by Swish Edition co-host R. Scott Wallis.
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Is That Alcohol In Your Cup?
20/01/2019 Duration: 43minWe’re talking about the lunar eclipse; why New Year’s Eve shows suck; why your religion shouldn’t dictate what’s in MY cup at a Cirque show in Las Vegas; Adam Lambert covers Cher; is the “White Boi” song racist?; fish force a commercial airplane to make an emergency landing; Britney cancels her new Vegas residency; “Game of Thrones” finally gets a premiere date; “The Sopranos” creator finally confirms a major Tony development; a lot of celebrities died; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City. This first episode of 2019 is brought to you by “The Maine Nemesis,” a new thriller novel available on Amazon.com as an e-book or a trade paperback! Written by Swish Edition co-host R. Scott Wallis.
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Shlemiel, Schlemazel, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated
22/12/2018 Duration: 37minPC-ism is slowly losing its steam; “Back to the Future” and “Queer as Folk” reboots are VERY bad ideas; Negan sits in with Kelly; more “Sabrina” is ordered; a “90210” reboot with the original cast is being pitched; General Mills kicking around ideas for monster cereal movies; Penny Marshall passes; LAS to become Sen. Harry Reid International Airport?!; “The Christmas Chronicles” with Kurt Russell is a new classic; KFC scented firelogs are here; an “Aquaman” dildo is a thing; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
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Baby, It’s Rapey Inside
04/12/2018 Duration: 43minTumblr cuts off its nose to spite its face by banning porn; a Christmas classic is deemed inappropriate in 2018; all about our Las Vegas staycation including a Fleetwood Mac concert; “The Walking Dead” makes some big mistakes; Piers Morgan makes fun of Dick Van Dyke; Mickey Mouse turns 90; Mika and Joe get secret married; we’ve got your R-rated Christmas gift ideas; Scott lists his top-10 favorite Christmas movies; 41 passes on; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
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I Wanna Be Vanna White
15/11/2018 Duration: 42minWe’re talking traditional Thanksgiving menus; you can now die at Disneyland; Dale’s big win on the Strip; “Game of Thrones” gets a premiere month; we’re loving “Bodyguard” on Netflix; The Spice Girls are going on tour again; Conan O’Brien is going to reinvent late night; Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is coming; “Jeopardy” and “Wheel of Fortune” secure for a few more years; Rick Grimes and “Breaking Bad” movies are coming; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
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You Can’t Beat the Real Thing
28/10/2018 Duration: 51minWe’re finally back with tales from our San Francisco trip; seven hour baseball games; tattoo parlors at sea; the Titanic will sail again; Megyn Kelly sure knows how to blow a $69 million deal; Big Bird is retiring; more Ab Fab?; James Bond is NOT a girl; Hollywood is clueless if they remake Clueless; why is Coca-Cola taste best at McDonald’s?; Britney is coming back, bitches; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
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Eight Years Ago Today
07/10/2018 Duration: 43minOn our Eighth Anniversary episode we’re talking about the brilliance of the street artist Banksy; fun “Game of Thrones” news; Narnia reborn on Netflix; “Heathers” finally premieres on Paramount; a Halloween without Roseanne; Cosby gets 3-to-10; Celine Dion is leaving Las Vegas; Rosie on “The Talk;” Russians to blame for everything; Michael Kors is buying everything; “The Walking Dead” finally returns; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
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The 21st Night of September
21/09/2018 Duration: 36minIt’s the last day of Summer! POTUS is in Vegas; our Palm Springs trip notes; Maroon 5 to headline the Super Bowl; Downtown Abbey, James Bond & Jurassic World get release dates; Patrick Stewart joins Charlie’s Angels reboot; Jim Parson’s new sitcom based on the Inn at Little Washington; Kelly Clarkson will start talking; John Legend is an EGOT; the Emmy Awards; Julie Chen out at The Talk; celebrity fist fights; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
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We Are the Champions
08/09/2018 Duration: 45minScott goes on the “Bohemian Rhapsody” press junket and meets actor Rami Malek and the founding members of Queen, Cher is going on her 143rd tour, Burt Reynolds passes, a “Cosby Show” actor is shamed by Fox News, Universal Studios updates a major ride, we’re not loving the West Gate, Ozark season two rocks!, “House of Cards” drops a hell of a spoiler, a $24 million wedding with Bruno Mars, and much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
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Poisoned By a Loose Meat Sandwich
31/08/2018 Duration: 31minIt’s back to school time; Criss Angel mystifies at Luxor; Netflix’ winners and losers; lots of notable people died; Roseanne is gonna die; Viking says no kids; Shameless comings and goings; is liquid nitrogen bad for you?; and much, much more. Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
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Born Free
24/08/2018 Duration: 36minThe Park MGM rocks, Veronica Mars 3.0 is coming, Sheldon is a rich asshole, Aston Martin is making James Bond cars, more Brady Bunch house news, Pepsi buys Soda Stream, even more sitcom reboots, Animal Crackers unleashed, The Eagles beat Michael Jackson, the VMAs, and much more. Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.