Swish Edition

We celebrate television icon Betty White’s 99th birthday; Biden won’t be allowed to bring his dangerous Peloton to the White House; should controversial people be erased from past movies?; Ralph Lauren cancels golfer Justin Thomas; Disney 86’s annual passes; a law firm is giving away a Valentine’s Day divorce; we now have a glass-blowing competition show; the classic movie roles Michelle Pfeffer declined (like Sharon Stone’s character in “Basic Instinct); and, so much more pop culture silliness.

We’ve got breaking “I Love Lucy” movie news; a “Home Alone” themed AirBnB you can rent; Denmark launches a kid’s program about a man with the world’s biggest penis; will Disney 86 Trump from The Hall of Presidents?; Martha Stewart forgot to pick her pears; television’s most iconic vehicles; CBS ditches “Lucky Dog” host Brandon McMillan for bucks; more “Sex and the City” is coming; Roku buys Quibi’s content; we have a new movie giveaway; and, so much more pop culture news and views. 

Dale & Scott are talking about Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s obsession with peanut butter; Jennifer Aniston’s Christmas ornament controversy; James “Scotty” Doohan’s ashes go to space; the bonkers tale of actress Tanya Robert’s misdiagnosed death; a castaway dies of COVID; Mandalorian tea is a thing; “Hell’s Kitchen” returns to Las  Vegas; “Call Me Kat” is annoying; “Let Them All Talk” is fascinating; and, much more pop culture fun.

To wrap up the worst year ever, we’re talkin’ about the hot mess that is “Wonder Woman 1984;” Christopher Walken’s freedom from devices; Tiffany Haddish’s interns; a new “Sex and the City” series; the loss of Gramma; the $30 million YouTube kid; what to eat for good luck; MJ’s Neverland ranch finally sells; all the new Christmas Day streaming fare, and much, much more.

For our Christmas episode, we’re talking about how Disney World photoshops masks onto maskless ride riders for a buck; there’s an amazingly realistic “Home Alone” gingerbread house; we find out that the “Jeopardy!” host has more power than we thought; Kevin from “The Office” is the top earner on Cameo; we memorialize all the celebrities we lost in 2020; we have a DVD giveaway to announce; KFC sponsors a Lifetime movie; Christmas-colored candy corn is a yucky thing; and, more Christmas silliness.

We’ve got news about Nic Cage’s swear words series; Howard Stern re-ups for $120M a year; Cody Simpson is now an Olympian; DJ Earworm’s 2020 mashup has dropped; we announce TWO movie giveaways; a deranged man dances on an airliner’s wing; HBO wants to reboot “True Blood;” “Office Space” is honored in “The Mandalorian;” our favorite shows are finally back in production; and, so much more silliness.

We’re talking about why elves don’t have to wear masks; Lady Gaga gets her own Oreo; no more emotional support pigs on airplanes; Pac Man is 40; Kelly Clarkson’s ex wants $5 million+ a year; a John Hughes tribute video you need to see; a “Christmas Vacation” slot machine exists!; Cyndi Lauper’s star-studded Christmas special on Tik-Toc; Disney World’s Galactic Starcruiser hotel; more mysterious monolith theories; Warner Bros. to release all 2021 films on HBO Max on opening day; and much more.

We’re kicking off the holiday season with the Utah monolith; Scott gets beat by a 76-year-old grandmother; the people demand Biden bring back Taco Bell’s 86’d menu items; you can customize your own Oreos; George Clooney cuts how own hair with a Flowbee; Michael B. Jordon has an OnlyFans account dedicated to his facial hair; “Jeopardy!” will celebrate the best of Alex Trebek; Felicity Huffman bounces back; The Child gets a name; we are digging “The Flight Attendant;” and, tons of super silliness.

On the occasion of our 300th episode, we’re warning you not to defrost your turkey in the dishwasher; thank Dolly for her philanthropy; discuss Santa-in-a-box; Oxford releases its words for the year; Ricky Martin is robbed again; Conan moves to streaming; “Wonder Woman 1984” will stream on opening day; we love ABC’s “Big Sky;” and we chat to Swish’s #1 guest, international drag superstar Sherry Vine, about her “Station 19” and “Supermarket Sweep” episodes; and, oh so much more.

It’s a potpourri of pop culture with Katy Perry getting sued for using her own name; McDonald’s McPlant; clam-flavored candy canes; “Zumanity” dies in Vegas; Madonna’s “Immaculate Collection” turns 30; The Weeknd will play the Super Bowl; Chris Columbus isn’t happy about the “Home Alone” remake; we’re loving Hulu’s “A Teacher;” Baby Yoda eats an egg and people lose their minds; Steven Soderbergh makes a no-budget movie for HBO Max; the Grinch is coming to live TV; and, much more silly fun.

The guys talk Starbuck’s mega-haul from pumpkin spice; Tesla’s expensive Tequila has already sold out; rescue dogs to return to the White House; the $11,000 toilet we must have; which toys made the Toy Hall of Fame; a sweet election day pizza story; we say goodbye to a national treasure and a dear personal friend; Johnny Depp’s woes; Netflix raises prices again; “Wheel of Fortune” coming to primetime; sitcoms need to stay away from COVID crap; and much, much more. Dedicated to Elaine Feehrer.

The guys recount their Halloween weekend; talk about brands’ limited-edition offerings such as the KFC scented fire log, Mountain Dew’s hot sauce, and the unexplainable McRib; a school superintendent promises snow days will be preserved even if virtual; there are 850,000+ active podcasts in the U.S.; Laurie Laughlin reports to prison; “Hocus Pocus” to get a sequel; the original James Bond dies; and, much more pop culture silliness.

Spine-Chilling Scott and Ghoulish Dale are talking Halloween costumes; is “The Nightmare Before Christmas” a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?; depressing online pandemic weddings; the new Borat movie; Quibi fails miserably; the concept of PeakTV; we’re divided on HBO Max’s “The Flight Attendant;” Charlie Brown holiday specials won’t be on the broadcast networks this year ; and much more, live on tape. 

The boys are talking about Rudolph & Santa hitting the auction block; Coca-Cola kills 50% of their brands; Dunkin’s Spicy Ghost Pepper donut; Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams” races up the charts because of a skateboarding, juice drinking’ dude; Vegas gets the Super Bowl; “Hocus Pocus” makes a return; Neve Campbell is onboard for “Scream 5;” y’all need to watch “The West Wing” voting special; Rebe and “Good Times” return to TV; and, much more, from the secret underground studio to your ears.

The guys are talking about Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin’s (his real name) “Home Alone” mask; shows returning to Vegas; AirBnB hates Halloween; Sofía Vergara is Hollywood’s highest paid actress; Dale tries to “Name That Tune;” Southwest employees would rather get laid off than take a bit less money; “No Time To Die” pushed back again; Disney will attempt to make a Space Mountain movie; and, much more, LIVE on tape from the secret underground studio.

Back from hiatus, it’s our 10th anniversary season and we’re talking about Red Lobster’s Mountain Dew tequila cocktail; how we became Scottish Lords; “Beverly Hills, 90210” is 30 years old!; National Vodka Day; Rob Lows’ $45 million pay day; going #3; Billie Eilish’s “No Time To Die” music video; movie theaters aren’t doing well; the epic violence erupting in Las Vegas; cancelling Halloween; and, much, much more, LIVE on tape from our new secret underground studio.

During the last episode of their summer season, Dale and Scott talk dream jobs watching TV; Madonna missing from  Dua Lipa’s new music video; Queen and Adam Lambert’s new album; “The Powerpuff Girls” to be reborn; BTS’ “Dynamite” blows up;  Britney can’t break free; Lori Laughlin gets hard time; Wynn closing the amazing Le Rêve; “The Batman” news; Adam Sandler’s new Halloween movie; Australia 86’s Ellen; and, much more, LIVE from Las Vegas.

Both Fall and Christmas come early this year with pumpkin spice and Dolly Parton; AMC opens with 15¢ movies; Snoop Dog wine; Ryan Reynolds sells gin; late night goes back to the studio; the underwear dude in the Snickers commercial; firenados are a thing!; pepperoni is in short supply; tons of new reboots on the way including “Planes, Trains & Automobiles;” “The Connors” and other shows go back into production; and, much more!

Dua Lipa recruits Madonna, Missy Elliott, and more for new remix album; Tiffany Haddish is dating Common; Delta has banned over 100 people for not wearing masks; theaters are reopening—would you go?; Simon Cowell breaks his back on an e-bike; Fox News rules television; Disney+ surpasses 60 million subscribers; “Who’s the Boss” is coming back; Patrick the Starfish gets his own show; and, we have a DVD giveaway from “The King of Staten Island.” Dale and Scott, LIVE on tape from Las Vegas!

This week we’re talking about retailers saying no to Thanksgiving; Shark Tank is moving to Vegas; a homeless man drowns in the Bellagio fountain; Mo’Nique gets her day in court; Cheezit and boxed wine; The Rock buys the XFL; the Scream reboot; Top Gun moving to 2021; Drew Barrymore is coming to daytime; Ellen is going down; and much, much more, LIVE on tape from Las Vegas.