Random Assault

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a much more low-energy show as Matt is tired and Mitch actively wants to die. That doesn't stop them from speculating about the new seasons of FLCL, lamenting the existence of the Emoji Movie, and telling you all to play Golf Story. Also, Mitch takes a swing at Broken Age during the second installment of F**king Art Games. SEGMENT 1: - WCW NWO Revenge - Bayonetta - FLCL - Transformers: Devastation - Ready Player One - The Emoji Movie - Freddy Got Fingered - Pop Team Epic - Crunchyroll - Devilman Crybaby SEGMENT 2: - F**king Art Games: Broken Age SEGMENT 3: - Thumper - Puyo Puyo Tetris - Netflix and sequels - Speed - The World's Most Extraordinary Homes - Zootopia - Black Mirror - The Simpsons (current) - More YouTuber talk - Golf Story - Yakuza Kiwami

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 298: OooOOOooo!! Spooky Fart Ghosts! Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang discusses remasters in our modern age, the horror-filled world of PS2 shovelware, the short history of movies based on Disney World rides, and the all-inclusive American adaptation of Sailor Moon. SEGMENT 1: - The Random Assault Family Tree - Ecco the Dolphin - Remasters - Katamari Damacy - The art of being an edgelord - Kirby: Star Allies - Toys R Us closing - LEGO SEGMENT 2: - Wrasslin' games - Kingdom Hearts - Smash Brothers - Old movies - The Tale of Desperaux and other PS2 shovelware - Horror movies - Did You Know Matt? - Comics - Old gaming mags - Live-action Sailor Moon - American adaptations of Japanese shows SEGMENT 3: - Greatest Hits/Alternate color boxes - Feet - Atmospheric conditions - Movies based on Disney rides - Animation - The Nightmare Before Christmas - Actors and movies

This is a mandatory aftershow, recorded after Episode 297: Here Comes Ol' Cum-Toes. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we talk all about the recent Nintendo Direct which blighted the world with a new Smash Bros announcement, we discuss the intricacies between AAA and indie titles on the Switch, Mitch reviews Everybody's Gone to the Rapture in the debut of F**king Art Games, and we tally up the votes for the new RA logo design! SEGMENT 1: - WWF No Mercy - RIP Billy Harrington - Super Smash Bros for Switch - Kirby Star Allies Demo - Ecco the Dolphin - More Nintendo Direct games - Box art misprints - The dichotomy of AAA and indies on Switch - My Nintendo points - Wii U ports on Switch SEGMENT 2: - F**king Art Games - Everybody's Gone to the Rapture - Ratchet and Clank remake - Mitch is annoying - Roy Purdy - Buffalo Wild Wings SEGMENT 3: - New logo discussion - Toys'R'Us - Farts and cum - Canadian television staples

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week, more SSX-shenanigans abound! Also, Matt actually took show-notes this time! SHOW NOTES: - Rayman - Simpsons on bluray - SSX - ABC Saturday Morning cartoons - Dr. Who - Zoloft - Racism - Canadian PSAs

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 295: Mt. Cum. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, DJ Atomika returns as Kate takes us on a whirlwind tour of the deadliest peaks in the world in the SSX reboot from a few years back.

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 294: HiHi Nacho Nacho Peepee Show. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch is MMMMAD! The gang goes over coloquialisms and no I'm not right-clicking that word to spell-check it even though it has a red squiggly line under it signifying that I clearly spelled it wrong. Mitch reveals deeper depths of his autism thanks to his podcast tier list, and the debate between realistic games versus games that are actually fun to play rages on. SEGMENT 1: - Kate talks about stuff - Just Cause 3 - Bayonetta - Konosuba - Steamed hams - Coloquialisms - Mighty Gunvolt Burst - Music games - Devil May Cry - Podcast tier list - Nintendo Power Podcast - Our dreams SEGMENT 2: - DDR Mario Mix - Grand Theft Auto Online - Realism vs fun - Black Panther - Dragon's Crown Pro - Titanfall 2

This a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 292: February 3rnd. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate and Matt are flying blind without Mitch, and Kate subjects us to the rest of Tony Hawk's Project 8.

This #week on the #RandomAssaultPodcast, it's the #BombasticReturn of #Blake who #comeson to #askusanything and #talk about #beinggay but #soon #theshowfallsapart SEGMENT 1: - Dead Rising - A Hat in Time - Kirby games - Everyone on Grindr looks like Mitch - Anime - Tokusatsu - Movies and TV shows need to be shorter - Everwood SEGMENT 2: - Questions from Blake - Sketch comedy - Kate is wrong about Mega Man - Steamed Hams (yes, seriously) - The show falls apart SEGMENT 3: - Livestreaming - Sex - Yu-Gi-Oh

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Brosona3FES (or Matt from NobiNoodle) joins us to totally beef it around some shoobies as the ancient hawaiians used to say put my dick in de coconut and suck it all up my name's not maurice that's the spirit they got sand in the potato salad

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate takes us to the edge of our limits as we finally finish Gran Turismo 6. The nightmare is over.

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate takes us to the edge of our limits as we finally finish Gran Turismo 6. The nightmare is over.

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 289: California Creamin'. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's out again, so Matt and Mitch talk about the perils of driving through states like Maryland and Virginia, pooping habits, the anime we were forced to endure as children and young teens, and how we totally live in the most exciting, changing times ever and we should feel special about that because we're special and we're gonna tell our grandkids how special we are because we're definitely not living in mundane times and are trying to carve out any semblance of relevancy in the shadow of our collective uselessness and lack of real world skills as a consequence of growing up at the beginning of the internet age. Yup. 2017 was the worst year in recorded human history. SEGMENT 1: - The Big Book of Dicks - Christmas stories - Drivers from other states - Trading Places - Mitch talks about movies - The Killing - Manhunt: Unabomber - MK Ultra - Exciting times - Free games - Telltale Games SEGMENT 2: - Poop habits - Oats Studios - Home invasion - MAGfest is done for - Ca

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's computer is out of commission, so it's up to Matt and Mitch to entertain everyone, and they're being sad-sacks. The end of 2017 has turned into a grueling gauntlet of seasonal depression and general malaise, but they find time to talk about Star Wars: The Feminist Agenda, what to do if the save-game timer on your game doesn't work, and what a good year it was for Nintendo's little hybrid that could. And then, they decided to end the show early, but the aftershow ended up just becoming the third segment anyway. So, now you get to see what you're missing out on. SEGMENT 1: - Podcasting follies - Technical problems - 2017 is piling it on at the end of the year - Xenoblade Chronicles 2's save timer bug - Haydee - Steam Winter Sale SEGMENT 2: - Star Wars - The Eric Andre Show - Marvel Netflix shows - The feminist agenda - Audio-animatronics - The Disney monopoly - Switch had a good year SEGMENT 3: - I thought this was the aftershow so I neglected to take shownotes

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Mitch is absent yet again, leaving Matt and Kate to deal with the worst possible thing: each other!