Random Assault

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's out again, so Matt and Mitch talk about the perils of driving through states like Maryland and Virginia, pooping habits, the anime we were forced to endure as children and young teens, and how we totally live in the most exciting, changing times ever and we should feel special about that because we're special and we're gonna tell our grandkids how special we are because we're definitely not living in mundane times and are trying to carve out any semblance of relevancy in the shadow of our collective uselessness and lack of real world skills as a consequence of growing up at the beginning of the internet age. Yup. 2017 was the worst year in recorded human history. SEGMENT 1: - The Big Book of Dicks - Christmas stories - Drivers from other states - Trading Places - Mitch talks about movies - The Killing - Manhunt: Unabomber - MK Ultra - Exciting times - Free games - Telltale Games SEGMENT 2: - Poop habits - Oats Studios - Home invasion - MAGfest is done for - Ca