Random Assault

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Everett joins us from the frozen north to talk about Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Mr. Clemps and other YouTube personalities, and a whole lot of anime. Because what else would we talk about on this show, besides anime? SEGMENT 1: - Super Best Friends - Meme mines - Persona 5 - Anime and visual novels - CG in anime - Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Daemon X Machina - Soundboards SEGMENT 2: - The Emoji Movie - Mamma Mia 2 - Into the Spider-verse - Sony Pictures Animation - Wrestling - Godzilla - Brand loyalty - Mr. Clemps - YouTube people SEGMENT 3: - Teen Titans Go - FLCL - Kakegurui - Gantz - Robocop - Podcasts

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 308: Cuck Me Some Slack. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Cameron (TheWeebShow) joins us once again to discuss the various topics of the day: the hierarchy of quick-food-service gas stations in the Mid-Atlantic, our various autistic moments, and the status of Target and Toys 'R' Us in Canada! SEGMENT 1: - Cyborg - Captain Underpants - Matt's moving - Tetris - Wawa vs Sheetz - Kirby - USA vs Canada SEGMENT 2: - The Papa John's fiasco - Autism moments - Other podcasts - Fart fights - Indian doctor singing pop songs - Sonic Archie Comics - Cameron the PAWB SEGMENT 3: - The Big Crunch - Sonic Mania - Toys R Us and Target in Canada - Non-Euclidian Earth

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 307: A Genius Kojumbo Podcast. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Sebastian joins us jam-packed full of topics, including the arcade scene in Sweden, hacking your Switch, the Bömbermin, and the eternal debate of smol tiddy and big ass versus big tiddy and no ass. SEGMENT 1: - World Cup - Independence Day - Deviant erotica - Vampire movies - Monster Trucks - Jurassic World - The Last Jedi - Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man - It (2017) - Deadly Stranding - A Sound of Thunder - Dead Cells - Blazblue - Arcades in Sweden - Splatoon 2 SEGMENT 2: - YouTube Red - Ben Shapiro - Hacking your Switch - Slap City - YouTubers - Guild Wars SJWs get fired - Jean Claude Van Johnson - Studio Trigger - Arc System Works - Bömbermin - Mega 64 - Our video s**tposts - Kids cartoons with lore SEGMENT 3: - Anime dubs - Netflix Castlevania - Spider-Man - Smol tiddy and big ass vs big tiddy and no ass - Autistic playground

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 306: WHAT?! Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Jamie joins us again to talk about direct-to-video Disney sequels, 80's music, and the horrors of living in the UK, which includes a tour of his room under the stairs at his evil aunt and uncle's house! SEGMENT 1: - Steam box - Killer7 - Gamecube - Men in Black - Direct-to-video Disney sequels - Japanese cinema SEGMENT 2: - Sorcerer - Spotify - 80's music - Synthwave vs chiptune - X-stream sports games - The Urbz - Cyberpunk 2077 - Sonic - Old PC games SEGMENT 3: - Pakistanis and Indians - World Cup - Independence Day - Living in the UK

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 305: The Matt and Matt Power Hour. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch is busy being the Ocean Man, so Matt (aka Brosona3FES of the O-Talk-U Podcast) joins OUR Matt to talk about E3 shenanigans. Mitch manages to get his conch-shell-satellite-dish to work long enough to jump on and give his hottest of takes.

This is a mandatory aftershow, recorded after Episode 304: Bob's Bimbo Burgers. Seriously, this aftershow has better stories than the main episode. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Bob from Germany joins us to talk about the perils of being a game journalist, the nightmare that was The Last Jedi, and the futile struggle of fitting big Switch games onto the cartridge. Es tut mir leid! SEGMENT 1: - Russell Crowe - Matt's new cat - Old SS buildings - Bob's new groove - Runner3 - Mega Man - Buying games as a journalist vs getting a code - Female equivilent of mass gunners - Power Rangers - Deadpool 2 - E3 - Gorillaz - SJW Vertigo Comics SEGMENT 2: - Star Wars - Richard Scarry - Back to the Future - Ghostbusters - Never-Ending Story - The Last Unicorn SEGMENT 3: - Russian films - Spezi - YuYu Hakusho - Fear the Walking Dead - Watching bad TV even though you hate it - Sam Raimi - Horror movies - Bryan Cranston - Japanese-only games on the eShop - The Last Door - Just Shapes and Beats - Streaming games to Switch - Switch games too big for carts - Little Nightmares - Baldi's Basics and Sonic's Schoolhouse

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 300: Okay Riddance. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we celebrate the big Zack Snyder number of episodes, but we also bid adieu to Kate, who recently got hitched! Kate will still be joining us for occasional livestreams, but her time as a regular host has come to a close. Join us as we celebrate episode 300 about 4 weeks too late.

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 303: OK Google - Anime Tiddy Holocaust. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Chuck joins us to discuss how the powers that run the internet are controlling your free speech, Matt talks about going to Canada to witness Kate's pagan wedding, Mitch talks about how 5 dollars might STILL be asking too much for Guitar Hero Live, and we discover the idiocy of voice assistants. SEGMENT 1: - Mei isn't fat - Kate's Big Fat Bayonetta Wedding - MAGfest and MAGwest - Seattle - Import games - The Anime Tiddy Holocaust - The slow death of free speech on the internet - Aggretsuko - Thundercats Roar - Cologne SEGMENT 2: - New phones - Voice assistants - Nightmare on Elm Street - Blade Runner - Donald Glover - Final Games - Splatoon 2 - Gwent - Final Fantasy SEGMENT 3: - Stealth games - Guitar Hero Live - The Queen is dead, Long Live Iriqouis Pliskin - SoulCalibur 2 - Hack game makers - E3 Predictions - Zelda waifus - Knack - Horrible mashups

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 302: Doug Walker's Funny Response. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, our favorite guy with the inflamed frontal lobe joins us again. That's right, it's Mitch. But Thomas is also here to discuss how his house burned down, Mitch details three movies he got conned into going to see in the theater, we talk about cuck supremes like Doug Walker and Mark Zuckerberg getting put on blast, and you'd better believe that we discover that Big the Cat porn is a thing. SEGMENT 1: - How Thomas' house burned down - Military stuff - Stories I guess - Pacific Rim: Uprising - Black Panther - Ready Player One SEGMENT 2: - Change the Channel - Megaloboxer - Kakegurui - Super Paper Mario - Zuckerberg in the big boy chair - World War 3 SEGMENT 3: - Matt and Thomas read extremely specific shirts - Big the Cat porn - DSP

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 301: Smallville Galactica Pussy Cult. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mike Smith, a guy who's name is too generic to be doxed, joins us to talk about that YouTube shooting, Ni No Kuni 2, verbal tics, and a bunch of terrible Mainframe CGI garbage. Also, we discuss the unassailable fact that Mitch is always right, forever. SEGMENT 1: - Mitch is always right - We had crimes happen to us - We are on Stitcher now - Kate had a week - Cat hygeine - Mitch's opinions on popular things - The YouTube shooting - Bad podcasts SEGMENT 2: - Working out and reading - Kirby's Dream Land 2 - Ghost Squad and lightgun games - Fatal Frame - Ni No Kuni 2 - Far Cry 5 - Golden Sun - Our failing bodies as we age - Verbal tics - Final Fantasy SEGMENT 3: - Reboot reboot - Zixx, Weird Ohs and other Mainframe garbage - Early 2000's adult animation - Scott Pilgrim - Games taken off of digital storefronts - Sexual predators - Cars rule 34

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 299: Reference the Podcaster. Enjoy!