Random Assault

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 286: SJWolfenstein Prologue. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, the month of Gran Turismo continues, but with a twist! Not only do we have listener and fan Logan joining us, but Mitch does his full teardown of Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus as yet another example of the encroaching tidal wave of toxic feminine culture! Watch or listen along in horror, but stick around for talk of The Game Awards, Xenoblade Chronicles 2, and a special reading of a Random Assault episode written with predictive text! SEGMENT 1: - Doki Doki Literature Club - Matt needs to stop letting people walk all over him - The Game Awards - Death Stranding - The Fog - The Adventures of Tintin - The Zootopia abortion thing SEGMENT 2: - Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus - NieR: Automata - Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Super Mario Odyssey SEGMENT 3: - Kill la Kill - Momocon - Dr. Disrespect - Driving game

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, it's just Matt and Kate and more of The Real Driving Simulator, despite Kate "not being into cars". Because I wasn't there, Matt and Kate neglected to take show-notes which means that I have no images to post in here, or even any idea of what they talked about. There's also no aftershow because this entire thing falls apart when you remove me from the equation. Be sure to write to your state representative to complain to them about how terrible Matt and Kate are at doing this thing.

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 284: Gran Autismo. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate takes Mitch and Matt for a ride. In cars. With boys. I couldn't decide whether to make a reference to that "In Cars" song by Gary Numan or to the title of the movie "Riding in Cars With Boys", so you kind of got both I guess.

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 283: Dungeons & Dropmix. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch demos his new autismo obsession: Dropmix, a musical card game by Harmonix, the makers of Rock Band. Kate and Matt desperately try to take the conversation in any other direction, with talk of Dungeons & Dragons sessions on the Discord, classic Gamecube Animal Crossing, and getting into fights in high school. SEGMENT 1: - Streets of Rage remake - Blood Omen - DropMix - Dungeons and Dragons - Getting your right and left mixed up SEGMENT 2: - Red Dwarf season finale - Longmire - Being mad on Facebook - Poker Night at the Inventory 3 - Thug life - Rampage - Future Man - The Wii - Animal Crossing - Gamecube/Game Boy Advance linked games - Celebrity crushes SEGMENT 3: - High school fights - British english - Bike Cuck - Games that use the camera

This is a mandatory aftershow, recorded after Episode 282: Sonic Forces a Nut Round the Corner. That is all.

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Matt dissect the enigma that is Sonic the Hedgehog, the gang talks about how they organize the altars of their wasted lives (their game shelves), there's a wild tangent about fingering people during movies, and there's a big discussion about reverse weeabooism! SEGMENT 1: - We need to start killing people - Eating out - Sonic Forces - A Goofy Movie - Pauly Shore - Lord of the Rings - Stranger Things - Arranging game shelves - Sports games and story modes SEGMENT 2: - Star Wars - Marvel movies - Gotham - Mindhunters - Dildos - Fingering and movies - Riviera - Sperg moments - Vampires SEGMENT 3: - Gamestop - Digital titles - Gaming in the 90's - Fan translations - American influence in Japan

This is a MANDATORY aftershow, recorded after Episode 281: Dick Sponge. That is all.

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Matt gush about Mario Odyssey, with plenty of spoilers flying about, so be warned! Kate travels to the Department of Heaven in order to witness the Promised Land, and Matt and Mitch think things have gotten pretty strange. (No spoilers for that, though, don't worry.) Finally, we get into a lengthy discussion about dick physics. Because honestly, what are you expecting from us anymore? SEGMENT 1: - Super Mario Odyssey (SPOILERS ABOUND) - The Searchers - Sonic Advance SEGMENT 2: - Department Heaven Series - Riviera: The Promised Land - Lonely Gods is moving - Keijo - Star Trek - Netflix - Twilight Zone revival - Stranger Things (SPOILER-FREE) SEGMENT 3: - Moira in Overwatch - Wolfenstein II is an SJW game? - Carpenter movies - Snake Pass - Bee and Puppycat Kickstarter shipped - Dick physics - Ace Attorney - Obscure and rare DS games - New YouTube recommendations - Lizard jizm - Questions of the week

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. It's the anniversary of our fun little once-a-month let's play livestream shows, and since it's Halloween, Kate and Matt dive into the underrated Clive Barker's Undying. Also, if it wasn't obvious by the title, a former host drops by as a special surprise! SpoooOOOOooooky!

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 279: Fake PewDiePie. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time fan and listener Sebastian joins us, (you might remember him from that Daytona stream we did a few months back), ready to tackle topics like the technical woes of the Switch, pachinko in native Nippon, delicacies in other countries (such as the infamous Surstromming), and wondering if Vento Aureo is ever going to get its anime adaptation. SEGMENT 1: - Golf Story - Re: Zero and other anime - Australia vs Britain - Switch technical woes - Jackbox games - Getting recognized in public - St Peter the Dirty Old Man SEGMENT 2: - Hot Topic - VRV - Pranking people on Facebook Marketplace - SNES Mini - Samus Returns - Pachinko - Yakuza - iPhone X/Apple products - Audiophile stuff - HuniePop 2 SEGMENT 3: - Shadman/Shadbase - Cuphead - Halloween 3: Season of the Witch - Pin (1988) - The Orville - My Hero Academia - Is Vento Aureo ever coming out? - Crunchyroll - Older anime - "Delicacies" in other countries - Mega64 - Question of the week: if you had sex with Matt on

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 278: To Live and Die in RA. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener and long-time Discord Boy Jamie joins us to go over all the 80's movie garbage that Matt loves. Then, Mitch hops in to discuss Cuphead, bad memes from bad shows invading reality, the enigma that is the merchant from Resident Evil 4, and his trip to Germany 10 years ago. We also talk about various diseases, and we announce our very first convention! SEGMENT 1: - Goodfellas - Cop Land - Blade Runner - Batman - Robocop - Resident Evil - Escape from LA - Dead Zone SEGMENT 4: - The Merchant from Resident Evil 4 - Cuphead - Szechuan sauce - People who aren't funny - We need a new YouTube - Mitch beat Persona 5 - Hats - Tiny hands - Yoshi's Woolly World SEGMENT 3: - Marvel vs Capcom Infinite - Art deco - Diseases - Random Assault Xpo: Dashcon 2 (sponsored by Carl's Jr) - Mitch's trip to Germany - Dusk

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 277: Neo Yokio Drift. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Matt and Mitch are flying solo, left to continue their side-podcast/film series. Matt watched a bunch of movies, the two gush about Golf Story, Mitch takes a direct dump onto other podcasts, and they lament the entire decade of the 2000's in terms of anime. SEGMENT 1: - Golf Story - Picross S - Sam and Max - The news is terrible - Indie darlings - Creepypasta - The Mummy - Spider-Man Homecoming - TV sucks - Han Solo movie - Persona 5 - American anime is the future of our people SEGMENT 2: - Matt's feng shui - Sonic Forces - Video game and anime music - Mitch clowning on other podcasts - Podcasts are tedious to set up - Old photos of us - We cracked the code SEGMENT 3: - Peeing with a sounding rod in - Szechuan sauce - Zatch Bell and other terrible 90's/2000's anime - The Room - Musical tastes - Satoru Iwata tribute in Switch hardware - More Switch stuff

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 276: Big Doinks in Paradise. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate takes us down to the Paradise City in one of the best games of the previous generation: Burnout Paradise! Join us as we interact with the chat and talk about how terrible Rick and Morty is!