Random Assault

Another bonus aftershow for you guys! Free of charge! Let us know if you like these, as we plan to keep doing them until they are no longer funny. Which should take, like... 5 episodes.

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Brooks joins us to recap E3 2016, as well as talk about the abortions that are Funko Pop Vinyl figures, butt-rock and different sub-genres of metal, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and the awesomeness that is Yu-Gi-Oh Season Zero (or the first 7 volumes of the manga, depending). SEGMENT 1: - Rhythm Heaven Megamix is low-key released - Mitch's crazy NX prediction - Windows 10 and Microsoft's future plans - Sony killed it at E3 - LEGO Dimensions Season 2 - Funko Pop - Waluigi Amiibo - Breath of the Wild - Yookah-Laylee - Resident Evil 7 demo - Brooks talks about our early episodes SEGMENT 2: - A metal dan - Roundabout - Kill all dykes - Lots and Lots of Trains - Butt-rock - Wrestling - Minority Report - 12 Monkeys - Freddy vs Jason - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared SEGMENT 3: - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Shows that go on for too long - Yu-Gi-Oh Season Zero - Martin Mystery - Leafy is a guy I guess - Podcasts

So, here's a new thing we're gonna try doing. The past few episodes, our post-show meetings in which we discuss the episode name and banner contents, as well as just shoot the breeze a little more, have been really funny. At least, to us. So, we decided we're going to start recording these "aftershows" as bonus content for you listeners! No Patreon required! Think of these as like... a bonus fourth segment. They probably won't run longer than a half hour in most cases, but yeah. Trying this out for a change. Let us know what you think.

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's just Mitch and Matt, so you just know the ire and piss will fly. It's episode 2 of their spin-off show from episode 200! Mitch hurts himself in order to bring you eyewitness coverage of a game that is three years old, we talk about our gaming set-ups, sports games, old G4 shows, and Kickstarter scams. And then the third segment just kinda... ends. Yeah. SEGMENT 1: - Matt rants - Gone Home - Old G4 - Sports games - Limited edition consoles SEGMENT 2: - Our gaming setups - Game preservation - Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Adventure games - Kickstarter scams SEGMENT 3: - Summer is great - Matt's nose is running

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Michael Cowden, creator of Super 80's World! Naturally, we talk a ton about 80's culture, so this is mostly a normal episode. That is, until we also start talking about discovering Asian pop music through Japanese arcade games, how worthless virtual reality is, and the correct definition of 8-bit. SEGMENT 1: - Super 80's World - The evolution of the 80's - Getting around lawsuits with likenesses and names - Fast food toys - Playing the OTHER character SEGMENT 2: - Super 80's Guy - True 8-bit - We try to be trendy - Rick and Morty - Super 90's World - Fist of Awesome - Tim Burton - 80's powers - OutRun - Custom arcade machines - Demos - Asian music in arcade games - Arcades SEGMENT 3: - Custom arcade machines continued - S**tposting - Three-headed jews - Alison Road got cancelled - NX Rumors - VR is worthless - Superhero movies - DOOM - Japanese kid left in bear-infested woods - System Shock remake - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven Demo - Odi

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Willy fills in for Alex so that we can finally talk about how terrible Batman V Superman was! We also wonder about the quality of the newer consoles' graphics, Matt jacks off to Miami Vice, and then Kate talks for a solid hour about the new X-Files and Marathon. Like, the old Bungie game Marathon. Yeah. SEGMENT 1: - Overwatch - Reaper usernames - PC vs console - PAX East - Why is League of Legends still a thing? - Uncharted 4 - Last-gen's best graphics vs. current gen's worst - Are consoles getting smaller stables of must-have games? - Good Wii games SEGMENT 2: - WillyFresh v Batman v Superman - Captain America is a Nazi - Miami Vice - My Life Me SEGMENT 3: - The New X-Files - Marathon

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're Alex-less and left to discuss the major issues plaguing our world today... like alternative bands from the 90's, cats, dogs, obscure video game consoles, and the most despicable of objects: books. SEGMENT 1: - Star Citizen - Mobile games are screaming dudes - Fembusters - Books! - Oliver Twist - The Fairy Queen - Shakespeare - The Catcher in the Rye - Hot Topic - Barenaked Ladies - Gin Blossoms SEGMENT 2: - Marilyn Manson - PS2 games - From Russia With Love - Mister Moquito - Batman: Vengeance - Yanya Caballista: City Skater - Rule of Rose - Haunting Ground - The Mark of Kri - Rise of the Kasai - Gitaroo Man - Darkwatch - Graffiti Kingdom - Legend of the Black Cat - Collecting PS2 games - Cats (and some ducks) - Dogs (and peanut butter) SEGMENT 3: - Outlaw country music - Old levels in new games - Metal Gear Salad - Hideo Kojima - Battleborn's character designs are terrible - E3 Predictions - Obscure consoles

This week on the Random Assault Podcast... it's a bit of a weird one. It's got plenty of hysterical highs and lulling lows, but it's filled to the brim with content. Mitch takes one for the team and watched the majority of the first season of Rick and Morty, Matt checks up on his two old flames: Turok and Spoony, and Kate does unspeakable things to her bed. Get ready for a cantankerous episode. SEGMENT 1: - Overwatch porn - Pocket Card Jockey - Disney Infinity is dead, Disney no longer publishing games - Rick and Morty sucks, big whoop - Wolfenstein: The New Order - Matt is cantankerous - Gremlins - Deadpool - The Voices - Scary stuff seen as children - Old-as-crud Random Assault episodes SEGMENT 2: - Fun thoughts - Kate cummed the bed - Turok - Nostalgia Critic - Spoony - We don't take podcasting seriously enough - This is a bad episode - Mith literally reads stuff from Matt's Facebook wall SEGMENT 3: - Mitch is either autistic or might have ADD - Goldfish crackers - Kate kept hot dogs under her bed for

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Kate are absent but David Reinhardt fills in to talk about anime (because that's a weekly requirement now I guess), how Hollywood continues to ruin Ghostbusters, and those champions of celluloid, the Wayans. SEGMENT 1: - Anime - Riki-Oh SEGMENT 2: - Fightin Words - Ghostbusters - Muppets SEGMENT 3: - The Wayans - Zelda speculation

This week on the Random Assault podcast, we get down to the nitty-gritty involving Nintendo. Like if Miitomo is even worth your time, or if Hyrule Warriors is even a good game. Matt complains about Roman Reigns, Anamanaguchi leaks a bunch of new music, and Mitch has another retarded quiz to give games away. Please take your free point on the way out. SEGMENT 1: - Confidence(?) - Blocking entire YouTube channels - Unfollowing people on Facebook - Miitomo - My Nintendo - Twilight Princess - Hyrule Warriors DLC SEGMENT 2: - Game Grumps Live - Pokemon Live - The Big Retarded Video Game Quiz 3 - Year Walk - Shows Matt hates - Daredevil Season 2 - The Flash - The Last Man on Earth - Anamanaguchi used a weird game to leak their new album?? - Batman v Superman sucks, big surprise - TMNT Crossovers - Diamond is Unbreakable - Mitch goes to the Shadow Realm SEGMENT 3: - The New Day - Wrestlemania - Neil Adams - Spoony's Patreon - Final Fantasy XV - Games: the Movie - Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell - My Big Fat Greek

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Mike Ducarme to talk about his eye-catching and pulse-pounding game, Just Shapes and Beats! But before he arrives, we discuss Star Fox Zero and whether it truly lives up to the hype. Then Alex paralyzes our guest in fear with stories about death, we have a rousing debate about whether red or black licorice reigns supreme, and lament the death of music, thanks in part to Rock Band 4 getting a paid expansion this fall. Because did you expect anything better from the people who put a campaign on FIG for a PC port of a game that next to nobody bought? SEGMENT 1: - Squid Sisters amiibo confirmed - The Kyu episode - Stair facts - Alex has bad luck with games - Star Fox Zero SEGMENT 2: - Mike drops by - Just Shapes and Beats - Stories about death - Living off of eating your own body SEGMENT 3: - Everyone is white in Quebec - #lolpussyweed - PAX East has gotten progressively worse - Licorice: red vs black - Smelly crayons - What does magic smell like? - Rat

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Matt's got westerns to discuss, bad directors to lambaste, old games to re-evaluate, and we read TURbo's newest painfully-truthful prognosticus about our future situations. SEGMENT 1: - Chocolate Assholes - Bone Tomahawk - Modern Westerns - Universal Soldier - Godzilla - Suicide Squad still looks terrible, no surprise - Bad directors - Watchmen - Remember when Casper turned into an egg - The live-action Casper movie SEGMENT 2: - Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress - Dokkoida?! - Kate does her dishes live on air - PlayStation TV is 20 dollars at Walmart - Final Fantasy V - Tropical Smoothie Cafe is cuck central - Weird animals SEGMENT 3: - BioShock, almost a decade later - Games still holding up - Borderlands - We Dem Boyz 2K18: A 40% Futuristic Non-Fiction Story Based on Trends of Random Assault

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Jack Hernandez joins us, but you might know her better as the voice of Kyu from HuniePop! Yes, everyone's favorite love fairy wingman (wingwoman?) talks with us about the Hunie series, the recently-released HunieCam Studio, and... East Coast diners. Because this is Random Assault and that's how things go 'round here. SEGMENT 1: - Jack's first aired interview? - What is a cuck? - HuniePop - HunieCam Studio - Funny voices - Voice actors SEGMENT 2: - Jack guesses our ethnicities - Jack guesses our heights - Jack guesses our astrology signs - Jacking off to voices - Jack's previous work - Friendly's, Wawa, and other regional junk SEGMENT 3: - The Jack Show - Conspiracy theories - HuniePop and other dating sims - The future of the Hunie series - Best grill - We make like 4 new HuniePop characters - HuniePop cosplay

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Michael Consoli, maker of Nothing Good Can Come of This, smash-hit indie multiplayer game as seen at Boston FIG 2015 and MAGfest 2016! He talks to us about the MAGfest indie scene, importing Japanese stuff to America, and unique arcade cabinets! Then, Alex scares him off with talk of North Korea, and we discuss the recently-released HunieCam Studio. SEGMENT 1: - Nothing Good Can Come of This - Frog Fractions - Custom arcade cabinets - Against the Wall - Indies at MAGfest - Guns of Icarus - Just Beats and Shapes - Unique arcade cabinets - Boong-a Boong-a - AfterBurner II - Fighting Mania - Mocap Boxing - Police 911 SEGMENT 2: - Jojo Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable - PIRACY!! - Evangelion - Metal Gear Ford Commercials - Mario Maker - Neko Atsume - Japanese stuff coming over to America - Zootopia - Art is garbage - Anime SEGMENT 3: - Zelda CDi - I.M. Meen - Chill Manor - North Korea - HunieCam Studio - Sam and Max Hit the Road - King's Quest

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a low-key episode as Matt is sick, so Alex, Mitch and Kate are left to fend for themselves. They talk about a bunch of stuff that Matt SHOULD have been there for, like Wario Land, the Hulk Hogan vs Gawker spectacle, and cartoons made for children. They also argue about the Zelda timeline for like 15 minutes, almost exactly 100 episodes after arguing over the Mario timeline. History repeats itself, it seems. SEGMENT 1: - Miitomo - The deep web - 123 Slaughter Me Street - Hulk Hogan vs Gawker - Sausage Party - The Angry Birds Movie - Yandere Simulator - HunieCam Studio SEGMENT 2: - What is the most autistic gemstone - Donkey Kong 64 - We argue about the Zelda timeline for like 15 minutes - Cartoons - The Amazing World of Gumball - We Bare Bears - Bob's Burgers - Archer - Sick of Batman - Professor Layton SEGMENT 3: - Free country music - Wario Land - Candian Easter

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, newly-converted listener Brooks joins us to talk all about binging our show, all while we circlejerk about our best moments to date. Mitch reveals that he's completely inept enough to not be able to beat the Mega Man games without cheating, even if he's using his butthole to play. We also talk about the overrated mess that is Final Fantasy VII, the Rock Band 4 for PC debacle, and we answer YOUR questions, like how to force your son to come out of the closet. SEGMENT 1: - Everything we own is powered by Kate - Binging our show - RA Tries All Out of Bubblegum video - Dead Leaves - Triple-Q and BotanicSage - Star Wars games - Mortal Kombat is a bad fighting game SEGMENT 2: - Soda flavors - Firewalk With Me - Twilight Princess HD - Mega Man Legacy Collection - How to play Mega Man with your B-hole - Picross e - Final Fantasy VII - Your Lie in April - Galaxy Express 999 - Fate/stay night Unlimited Blade Works - Chaos Head SEGMENT 3: - Rock Band 4 - The Rock Band 4 PC F

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Eddie Spuhghetti of Here Lies fame! We talk a ton about 80's schlock, Eddie's homemade VHS mixes, synthwave, Commando, wrestling, Nicolas Picolas, and a forgotten comedian as a forgotten 90's platforming mascot. So, this is basically Matt's dream episode. SEGMENT 1: - Eddie Spaghetti (Here Lies) - Eddie's spooky nostalgia tapes - Video editing software - Kids like to get scared - Ghostbusters 3 - The ramifications of this movie - 80's schlock SEGMENT 2: - 80's synth music - Synthwave - The different genres within synthwave - Commando - Here Lies - Wrasslin' impreshins - Wrasslin' diskushin - Wrasslin' games - Tony Hawk games SEGMENT 3: - Castlevania III - We hate videogames - Gamestop is terrible - Bobcat Goldthwait as Bubsy - The live-action Phoenix Wright movie - Nicolas Picolas - Are You Afraid of the Dark and Goosebumps - Canadian swears - The Simpsons - Giga pets - Pokemon

This week on Random Assault, we're under-staffed as Matt, Kate, and David Grindheart are here to talk a lot about stuff like Star Wars, Twin Peaks, Batman, Superman... they cover a lot of topics in this week's show. Makes sense, seeing as how Mitch isn't there to de-rail them and Alex isn't there to... be Alex. Hey, at least it's stuff Kate's interested in so she doesn't go off to make a sandwich mid-episode or something! SEGMENT 1: - Star Wars - Superman - Batman - Licensed music in cartoons and video games - Super Mario Super Show - Daria - Beavis and Butthead - GTA - System Shock - Youtube - Batman Beyond - Bridge of Spies - Tom Hanks - In the Heart of the Sea SEGMENT 2: - Hateful Eight - Ridiculous Six - 2015 was a good year for entertainment - Walking Dead - Love Actually - Harry Potter - Point Break remake - Remakes SEGMENT 3: - Dresden Files - Full Metal Alchemist - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Star Wars Land - Korra - Power Puff Girls - Evil Dead - Twin Peaks

DISCLAIMER: This Minor Assault episode and Episode 204 are part of the same episode. We had the DC Stunt Coalition guys on for the third segment, and they were so good and so enthusiastic, (plus that segment went on for almost 2 hours), we just decided to make that one Episode 204. This Minor Assault is the first two segments of what would be that full episode. We're joined by listeners and fans alike, including TURbo, Chris Ott, Timmy Pags, and Richard Hotsauce Carolina, to recap our experiences at this year's Music and Games Festival! It should be noted that we had a LOT of people in the room by Segment 2 of this episode, so it gets rough, but it's still great!