Random Assault

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Matt's got westerns to discuss, bad directors to lambaste, old games to re-evaluate, and we read TURbo's newest painfully-truthful prognosticus about our future situations. SEGMENT 1: - Chocolate Assholes - Bone Tomahawk - Modern Westerns - Universal Soldier - Godzilla - Suicide Squad still looks terrible, no surprise - Bad directors - Watchmen - Remember when Casper turned into an egg - The live-action Casper movie SEGMENT 2: - Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress - Dokkoida?! - Kate does her dishes live on air - PlayStation TV is 20 dollars at Walmart - Final Fantasy V - Tropical Smoothie Cafe is cuck central - Weird animals SEGMENT 3: - BioShock, almost a decade later - Games still holding up - Borderlands - We Dem Boyz 2K18: A 40% Futuristic Non-Fiction Story Based on Trends of Random Assault