Random Assault

We had the DC Stunt Coalition come on the third segment of our MAGFest 2016 episode, and they were so cool and so enthusiastic that we decided to make that segment alone Episode 204! (Plus, it went on for almost 2 hours.) Join us as we interview the DCSC crew about their on-stage performance at this year's MAGFest, "Enter the Grimdark", and be sure to check out their Facebook page! If you were at MAGFest this year, please let the people who run the convention know how important the DC Stunt Coalition's show is, so they can continue to amaze audiences and put on a great show for years to come!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're back from MAGfest and ready to... recap MAGfest. But after that, Matt talks about anime, and he, Alex and Mitch break the unholy seal and watch as much Rick and Morty as their little eyes can stomach. Which is to say... about 4 episodes. Also we complain about vaping and trannies and Mitch goes off the deep end and buys an import game. Also, minor spoiler alert: Kate leaves the show temporarily for a sandwich. SEGMENT 1: - MAGFest Recap - Weird Japanese music games - Final Fantasy V: The Legend of the Crystals - Don't tell anyone how Matt lives - Total Recall - We act autistic in public SEGMENT 2: - 11/22/63 - Matt's been watching anime - One Punch Man - Assassination Classroom - One Piece - Sailor Moon Crystal - We watched Rick and Morty - Where's the fair use? - Kidd Chris SEGMENT 3: - Crawl - Vaping - Trannies - Puyo Puyo Tetris - Puking stories - Hol up - We dem boys

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we are all gorillas. Also, we talk up old UPN live-action nightmares from our childhoods, Just Cause 3, Fullmetal Alchemist, and we go and see a Star War. SEGMENT 1: - Alex Mack - We are all gorillas - King Kong - W.M.A.C Masters - UPN - Saturday Morning Cartoons SEGMENT 2: - Catie Minx - Skeletor - Just Cause 3 - Until Dawn - Linear games with slightly branching paths - Forgotten animated sitcoms SEGMENT 3: - Fullmetal Alchemist - Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Will people be losing it over these movies in 20 years? - Things suck as we get older - Advertisements exist - BAYONETTA'S IN SMASH - Sakurai is biggest troll - We're so behind - Let the skeleton wedding begin

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Ryan Broley of Alchemedium to talk about A Tofu Tail, which we previously saw at Boston FIG. We also talk about Japanese myth and lore, Bill Dylan, beards, Krampus, and how Fallout 4's Commonwealth stacks up against real-world Boston in terms of accuracy. SEGMENT 1: - Tofu Tail - Danny DeVito - Japanese myth and lore - Yo-Kai Watch - Being an indie developer while being into games - Pittsburg - Mitch mixes up Billy Joel and Bob Dylan - Alex's room is hot SEGMENT 2: - Humble Neo Geo Bundle - Beards and shaving - Azure Striker Gunvolt - Fire Emblem Awakening - More Fallout 4 - 100 Ft. Robot Golf - Vib Ribbon SEGMENT 3: - Krampus - Electric Boogaloo - Mad Ron's Prevues From Hell - Fallout 4 vs. Real Life Massachussetts

...hey, we were fans of random assault so we just decided to make the real episode 200 in their place. kthxbai

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we talk about a bunch more Fallout! Because it was November when we recorded this. Or December. I've lost all sense of what time is. We also talk about Schwartzenegger doing movie commentaries, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and we even become a ska band! Finally. The dream is realized. I guess we really don't need a 200th episode after all. Hallelujah. I quit. We quit. SEGMENT 1: - Fallout - Terminator Genesys - Citizen Kane - Ahnold doing commentaries - Azure Striker Gunvolt - Kid Icarus Uprising - "Ah, you are mother f**ker?" SEGMENT 2: - Cat ear headphones - Ska/punk music - We become a punk band - We talk about nothing for 10 minutes - More Fallout SEGMENT 3: - Equilibrium - JonTron's new approach - Our real names - A Series of Unfortunate Events - Random Assault is over forever

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Valentin joins us to talk a bunch about Bond, Metal Gear, and whether The Last of Us or Fallout 4 had the better depiction of Boston! Also, Mitch forces Matt and Alex to play HuniePop at "hey-I-bought-you-both-the-game"-point. SEGMENT 1: - SPECTRE - The quality of James Bond movies - Dave Bautista is the faggiest big guy - Jessica Jones SEGMENT 2: - Metal Gear Solid V - News flash: Konami is bad - News flash: other game companies are bad - Fallout 4 - Russia - HuniePop - HunieCam Studio SEGMENT 3: - Gas masks - Games who's popularity you don't understand - Better Boston: Fallout 4 or The Last of Us? - Cities recreated in games - Second games in Sony franchises are usually the best - Edgelord Tryhard Sequels - Boktai

Hello out there, from the glowing green jewel of the Commonwealth! Join Matt, Alex, Mitch, and listeners WillyFresh and Breener as they take a tour through Bethesda's newest janky epic (now that they've had some time to spend with it.) From the nostalgic hills of Sanctuary to the desolate wastes south of the border, we gush over Fallout 4 and its effect on our lives since it dropped back in November.

This week on the Random Assualt podcast, we have Justin Pappas of Albino Lullaby fame on! Perhaps you've heard of Albino Lullaby. It's that game with the creepy faces that look like if Tim Burton designed teeth for an educational video about gum disease! We also talk about Ben 10, the Nintendo Direct that happened back in November, and SPECTRE. SEGMENT 1: - No one's played Albino Lullaby - Subtle horror - Squirrels - Here comes a special boy - Sleep paralysis - Ben 10 - Are we sociopaths? SEGMENT 2: - Bill? BILL? BEEL?! - Yo-kai Watch - Twilight Princess HD - Cloud in Smash - Nintendo Badge Arcade - Splatoon SEGMENT 3: - SPECTRE - Gamestop is worse than it's ever been - Fallout 4 - Pip Boy App - SIRI breaks the iPhone's fingerprint security

This week on the Random Assault channel, we're joined by the makers of F**ktionary, which is kind of like Cards Against Humanity meets Pictionary, if that even makes sense. We try to stump them with our own dirty definitions, but this is actually a very well-spoken episode, despite the guests and subject matter. Mitch also forces Alex to play HuniePop, we visit Crimson Peak, and we ask Jacoby Shadix some questions. SEGMENT 1: - F**ktionary - We make up our own dirty definitions SEGMENT 2: - Magicka 2 - Spooky's House of Jumpscares - HuniePop - Undertale - Five Nights at Freddy's World - Questions for Jacoby Shaddix SEGMENT 3: - Mitch vs The Digital Future - Dumb visual novels - FLCL - Crimson Peak - The career of Guillermo Del Toro

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Jason Wiser of Yaya Play Games is here to talk about GrowFairy Kingdoms and DinoTrucks, both of which we tried at Boston FIG a few months back! Plus we talk about the current state of childen's TV, Ash vs. The Evil Dead, and the Dragon's Lair Kickstarter, among other things. SEGMENT 1: - Yaya Play Games (GrowFairy Kingdom, DinoTrucks) - Loose Nozzles - Jason's history in games - Death's Gambit and Hyper Light Drifter are the same game - Dreamworks trolling Disney - The state of children's programming today - Adult Matt can't handle Pee Wee's Playhouse SEGMENT 2: - GrowFairy Kingdom - What's next for Yaya Play Games - The Thing remake - Ash vs. the Evil Dead SEGMENT 3: - Thesaurus covers - Costumes removed from Mario Maker - Dragon's Lair movie Kickstarter - BrainDead 13 - Shantae and WayForward - The 7th Guest - Nintendo censoring outfits in North America - Talking about internet reviewers

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we cringe at public proposals, get mad at Nintendo games, wonder why the Amazon Dash button exists, go over actors doing weird roles for who they are, and talk about Zubaz pants. Because this is Random Assault, and we talk about Zubaz pants. SEGMENT 1: - Yoshi's Woolly World - Public proposals - Splatoon SEGMENT 2: - Getting reported on Facebook - Guitar Hero Live - Harmonix people found leaving positive Amazon reviews - Amazon Dash Button - Back to the Future happened - There's a character in Sonic Runners named Boob - We literally read the news - Actor role quiz SEGMENT 3: - Our podcast will never matter - Zubaz pants - Fatal Frame V - Martian - Space talk

Well, we've come nearly 5 years and almost 200 episodes. It's about damn time for a best-of compilation. Mitch hosts this special clip-show where he and the hosts go over some of the best bits from the history of the Random Assault Podcast. And there's plenty more where this came from. This episode was specially made to be under 120 minutes so fans can burn it to CD. If you want to get someone you know into the show, this is the way to do it. CLIPS: 1. Le Tran's RA Theme Rap (Episode 153) 2. Matt Really Hates E3 (Episode 126) 3. Matt Loves Isis (Episode 130) 4. Well, You're Alex (Episode 137) 5. Accidental Wii Porn (Episode 177) 6. The Scissors Incident (Episode 153) 7. What's In Your Butt? (Episode 118) 8. Deer Runner (Episode 115) 9. Alex's First Time/Monster Cum (Episode 167) 10. Red Bob's Commercial (Episode 118) 11. Boney Jones and Bookfart (Episode 31) 12. Love is a Fat C**t/Dadslapper's Legs (Episode 157) 13. Aborted, Paralyzed, Fetal Bear Grylls (Episode 39) 14. Defeating Charge Man (Ep

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Jake joins us to talk about a myriad of topics, including Jojo, how bad Persona 4: Dancing All Night is, the Star Wars Battlefront beta, more Mario Maker, and... the pioneer plate? Okay, sure. SEGMENT 1: - Churches - Dumplings - Matt never saw The Grinch - Jake's been watching Jojo - Persona 4: Dancing All Night SEGMENT 2: - Star Wars Battlefront Beta - The really crappy Game of Thrones game - Dark/high fantasy games - Just Cause 2 SEGMENT 3: - Pioneer plate - Mario Maker - Undertale

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we have Super Rad Raygun on the show to talk about the game, FantomenK, and... Mass Effect for some reason. - Rad Ray gun - Gay Bar - Being a miserable father/game dev - FantomenK - Strip clubs - Mass Effect

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang dies. But, they have It Came From The Internet's David Reinhardt with them! So they decide to mess with the gatekeeper of Hell by telling their own spooky tales of the macabre. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Tyler Head joins us to talk about weeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeed. And smoke bowls. And make dank hash. Or something. I was the only guy at art college who didn't smoke weed. Because it's for children. BUT ANYWAY we also talk about Absolutely No Words, more Mario Maker, after-sex stories, and our backlogs. SEGMENT 1: - Bringing back the classic memes - Xenoblade - Absolutely No Words - Moonbeam City - Gotham - Halloween SEGMENT 2: - amiibo - Mario Maker and Six Golden Coins - After-sex stories - Canada is full of hulking retards - Nonsense SEGMENT 3: - Here Lies - Customer Service - Library of Babel - Miyazaki Theme Park - Tokyo Game Show - Backlogs - Weed questions

This week on the Random Assault podcast, we're joined by listener Byron "Bron" Reed, who takes us through the world of sports broadcasting! The guys also talk about full voice acting in games, Super Mario Maker, horrifying sports mascots, and SJWs getting their way. Also, we discover that reading is for gaylords. Literally. Because we find a bunch of books dedicated to dong pictures. SEGMENT 1: - The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra - Broadcasting sports and junk - Reading is for gaylords - Bugg books SEGMENT 2: - Super Mario Maker - Plague of Shadows - Xenoblade Chronicles 3D - Full voice-acting or lack thereof - Saints Row - Netflix caved to a SJW and changed the description of Pocahontas SEGMENT 3: - SPORTS - Horrifying logos - Even more horrifying mascots - Girls and giant banans - Books about vaginas - Books about dicks

This week on Random Assault, Dylan from our sister show "It Came From The Internet", is here to discuss a very special man. I mean really special. Like... autistic special. Yes, we spend more time than any human being should poring over MovieBob's personal autobiography, "Super Mario Bros 3: Brick by Brick". Also, we talk about how fast T-rexes move and how Konami probably assassinated Iwata. Run of the mill show, really. SEGMENT 1: - TRON - The Upcoming Years of Boys - Donald Trump is an elder god - Until Dawn - Horror games: indie and AAA - Games with "bastard" in the title - How fast does a T-Rex move? - Share Function SEGMENT 2: - Acorns are smooth dradles - MovieBob's book about Super Mario Bros 3 - Super Mario Bros 3 causes obesity - Konami assassinated Iwata SEGMENT 3: - Mega 64 - More MovieBob shenanigans

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang takes a sex quiz that I'm sad I missed out on, and they also talk about hard games and Deus Ex. Oh yeah and we as a species eat weird s**t. - Hard Games - Deus Ex - Sex quiz - When Matt left the show - foods and meats are weird and we eat them. Yum!