Random Assault

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we are all gorillas. Also, we talk up old UPN live-action nightmares from our childhoods, Just Cause 3, Fullmetal Alchemist, and we go and see a Star War. SEGMENT 1: - Alex Mack - We are all gorillas - King Kong - W.M.A.C Masters - UPN - Saturday Morning Cartoons SEGMENT 2: - Catie Minx - Skeletor - Just Cause 3 - Until Dawn - Linear games with slightly branching paths - Forgotten animated sitcoms SEGMENT 3: - Fullmetal Alchemist - Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Will people be losing it over these movies in 20 years? - Things suck as we get older - Advertisements exist - BAYONETTA'S IN SMASH - Sakurai is biggest troll - We're so behind - Let the skeleton wedding begin