Random Assault

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The official feed for Random Assault episodes. Keep current with the utter insanity from Matt, Tony, Kate, Alex, Mitch and whoever else might join.

Episodes

  • Random Assault 230 Aftershow

    19/09/2016

    Here's a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 230: De-Bronitized! Enjoy!

  • Random Assault Bonus Episode: Boston FIG 2016 Breakfastcast

    17/09/2016

    This past weekend, Matt and Mitch shipped up to Boston to meet up with Alex and Willy and to attend the Boston Festival of Indie Games. However, not a lot of FIG coverage was actually done this year, and they guys were having so much fun hanging out and being pals that they neglected to even sit down and record an episode of the podcast in the same room. So instead, Mitch opted to record their table conversation during the breakfast they had right before they parted ways again. This is the almost entirely un-edited recording, featuring awkawrd silences and bleary-eyed hosts. Due to the lower audio quality of this episode, it is recommended that you listen to it with headphones on.

  • Random Assault 229: Seth Rogen is Only 34

    07/09/2016

    This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we finally close the circle on the saga that is Mitch's relationship with Sausage Party. Also, Matt dives deep into Hulu's backlog of 90's TV shows, as well as cartoons that may have had more for adults in mind than kids. And then we talk about a bunch of weeb stuff, as usual. Everyone ready your penis catapults! SEGMENT 1: - Pittsburgh - Our first wet dreams - Sausage Party - Chocolate croissants - Cooking - The Amish SEGMENT 2: - Survivorman - The Weird Al Show - Kids' cartoons made for adults - Box-sets - Shirts - Big Money Rustlas - C.U.C.K.K.K.-bot SEGMENT 3: - Indiana Jones - Stop trying to force things on people - Steel Ball Run - Trashy Japanese games getting cranked out - Mob Psycho 100 - The Princess Bride - The math behind penis catapults

  • Random Assault 229 Aftershow

    07/09/2016

    Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 229: Seth Rogen is Only 34. Enjoy!

  • Random Assault 228: Viva Le EVOlucion

    30/08/2016

    This week on the Random Assault Podcast, our boy Le Tran joins us to hock his artwork! Namely, the sweet, sweet pixelated Random Assault crew you see in the banner and below in the close-up image! You can wear this awesome piece of fandom on your chest with pride, because we're selling it as a T-shirt! (But only if enough of you demand it, click that link!) We also talk quite a bit about having sex with gender-swapped versions of ourselves, weird 90's kids' tech, webcomics, and Le gives us the full scoop of his experience at EVO! Oh, and Alex is here for a change. Go here to get the shirt: https://teespring.com/random-assault-beat-em-up SEGMENT 1: - Nintendo 64 - Black girlfriends - New RA T-shirt - Improvized racism - Mitch's parents - Our solo shows - Disney's extended lore - Would you bone a genderswapped you? - Star Fox SEGMENT 2: - Matt went to the dentist - ToothTunes - C-Watches - HitClips - EVO SEGMENT 3: - The Rock Cocks - Webcomics - Rhythm Thief and the Emperor's Treasure - Batman v Superman -

  • Random Assault 228 Aftershow

    30/08/2016

    Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 228: Viva Le EVOlucion! Enjoy!

  • Random Assault 227: Harry Potter and the Violence Killer

    25/08/2016

    This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate goes whole-hogwarts on the new Harry Potter "book", and reveals that The Pagemaster is her Gurren Lagann. Matt discovers the joy of importing games, and we lament the loss of old game manuals, not to mention talking about how Nintendo Power got put on archive.org (which has since been removed as of this posting). Plus, we talk about Dom Delouise, Pokemon, and Stranger Things! SEGMENT 1: - The Pagemaster - Stranger Things - Old movies - GOG gets 3 classic Disney games - New Harry Potter script book thing - Sailor Moon SEGMENT 2: - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie - Overwatch Summer Games - We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story - Dom Delouise - Mitch sharted his pants - Devil May Cry 4 - Phantasmagoria - Phoenix Wright - Turok 2: Violence Killer - Import games SEGMENT 3: - Nintendo Power is on archive.org - Keeping old game manuals - Wario Land 3 - Kate's Nuzlocke - Pokemon - Pokemon Go

  • Random Assault 227 Aftershow

    25/08/2016

    This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 227: Harry Potter and the Violence Killer. Enjoy!

  • Random Assault 226: Bruh Checked Our Soundcloud

    15/08/2016

    This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Alex Apex joins us, having discovered the show from Soundcloud of all places! We talk about Rip Torn, Rip Taylor, Taylor Swift... and now I'm just getting dizzy. We also talk about emulation, blocking YouTube and the internet, and whether or not Paul Fieg secretly loves breaking down Melissa McCarthy on camera. SEGMENT 1: - Alex replaces Alex - Kids' movies - The Killing Joke - Old kids' sitcoms - Taylor Swift - Rip Taylor, Rip Torn - Skittles - Gak - Rattlesnakes - Bo Peep is just dead in Toy Story 3 I guess? - Mario Party - Emulation - Graphics cards - Overwatch - Sonic Generations - Silent Hill 4 SEGMENT 2: - Matt's musical choices - Ants with people legs - Blocking the internet - The problem with YouTube - Aaah! Real Monsters - Weird accents - Grassroots YouTubers getting big - Mistaking our voices - Kate reveals yet another dark secret about her childhood SEGMENT 3: - YouTube subscribers - Drugs - Dieting - Random Assault history lesson - Lady Layton - Tumblord

  • Random Assault 226 Aftershow

    15/08/2016

    Here's an aftershow recorded after Episode 226: Bruh Checked Our Soundcloud! Enjoy!

  • Random Assault 225: Star Trek Into Blackness

    12/08/2016

    This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by two special guests: Matthew Ritter and Tyler from NobiNoodle! They join us to... well, talk a lot about Star Trek, it seems. But we also reminisce about the Genesis, we come to grips with Sausage Party's existence, we talk about dead cartoons for the 3rd time this year probably, and then Kate talks some more, but this time about The Dark Tower series and Harry Potter! Or something! SEGMENT 1: - Star Trek: Beyond - Sonic Mania - Genesis games - We've accepted that Sausage Party is real and we're okay with it - Tiger Electronic games - Wario Land 2 SEGMENT 2: - More Stair Track - Ritter's work - Anime - Censorship in games - Dead cartoons - Joe Dante - The Magic School Bus SEGMENT 3: - Nanalan - The Dark Tower - Harry Potter - Fighting games - Conventions - Nerutuu Sand Ninjers - DC Trailers - Steven Universe - Modern cartoons - Matt likes handsome women

  • Random Assault 225 Aftershow

    12/08/2016

    Here's an aftershow recorded after Episode 225: Star Trek Into Blackness. Enjoy!

  • The Best Of Random Assault Volume 2: Macro-Aggressions

    07/08/2016

    This is the Best of Random Assault Volume 2. Here are a ton of hand-picked clips featuring some of the podcast's best moments, guests, meltdowns, and betrayals. Below is a tracklist for your convenience. TRACK LIST: 1. Intro/Rangdong Assfault (feat. Plexusmax) 2. Is That How You Pronounce That? [Episode 130: Is That How You Pronounce That?] 3. Matt's Escape Pod [Episode 97: Waluigi Time!!] 4. Sadamantium [Episode 154: Nodus Tollens Whackily] 5. Ha Ha Ha Farts and Poop (feat. WillyFresh and Josh The Nasghul) [Boston FIG 2015 Cast] 6. Matt and Mitch Snoring (feat. Pucklet) [Episode 157: MAGfest 13] 7. To Serve Man/Dead Strippers (feat. Cookie) [Episode 139: A Fistful of Nickels] 8. How to Procure Groceries [Episode 194: I'm Calling It "Typecast" Anyway] 9. Fanime (feat. Tareq) [Episode 47: A Troll in Central Park] 10. Baby Names (feat. Seth Rosen) [Episode 175: Can't Hungry] 11. Kate Peed in a Sock [Episode 167: Matthew May I] 12. How Do I Tell My Son He's Gay? (feat. Brooks) [Episode 207: Babbl

  • Random Assault 224: Mr. 98

    06/08/2016

    This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Cameron of The Weeb Show finally infiltrates our headquarters to declare war on us for like the third time this week! After that's settled, he and the gang discuss multiple NES revival products, using anime to get to 3rd base, and we answer a big ol' batch of your questions! SEGMENT 1: - Bananya - Canada - The Sarah Connor Chronicles - Spirit Camera - NES Mini - Wisdom Tree is Kickstarting an NES controller full of bible games - Chex Quest getting an HD remake - Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm SEGMENT 2: - The Weeb Show - Little Nemo's Adventures in Slumberland - The Japanese were monsters before we bombed them - Using anime to get to 3rd base - Montreal vs Toronto - Cameron smoked 80 cigarettes at once SEGMENT 3: - Teeth - Listener questions

  • Random Assault 224 Aftershow

    06/08/2016

    Here's an aftershow, recorded after Episode 224: Mr. 98!

  • Random Assault 223 Aftershow

    25/07/2016

    This is the aftershow recorded after Episode 223: "The History of Kate's Balls, Part 1"! Enjoy!

  • Random Assault 223: The History of Kate's Balls, Part 1

    25/07/2016

    This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate returns after her surgery, and she and Mitch are left high and dry in Matt and Alex's absence. So, they scrape below the bottom of the barrel and bring on It Came From the Internet's David Reinhardt, so that he can constantly complain (incorrectly, I may add), that Mitch is wrong about everything. Mitch talks about Sonic because this is a normal episode of the show, the gang discusses great modern cartoons currently airing, and we take your questions! Also, this episode was quite literally recorded before a live audience, so that happened. SEGMENT 1: - Kate's ass cyst - Renaissance faire - Lifetime movies - Girls Gone Wild - Kate's surgery - CyberConnect2 makes bad games - Pokemon Go - Sonic 4 isn't that terrible - Batman Arkham Knight IS that terrible - Movies are bad SEGMENT 2: - Gravity Falls - Starr vs. the Forces of Evil - Fandom - We Bare Bears - Mitch's dick queefed - Books are still gay - Furi - Ramen - Laser Quest SEGMENT 3: - It Came From the Internet

  • Random Assault 222: 222-Love-Ru

    16/07/2016

    This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Jessie Saenz joins us to answer that age-old question: subs or dubs? We also discuss The Land Before Time, pooping your pants, the difference between donkeys and mules (because Mitch is an idiot and an accidental racist), and those weird Mac 'n' Cheetos things Burger King is selling. But first, let's take it over to Momar. MO! SEGMENT 1: - Ecchi shows - Berserk - Subs vs dubs - Samurai Jack revival - The Land Before Time - Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Final Splatfest: Callie or Marie? SEGMENT 2: - Rhythm Heaven Megamix - Pooping your pants - Musicals - Steam summer sale - Donkeys and mules - Mexico - Chick shoving Spaghetti-Os in her vagina SEGMENT 3: - Our banners - Mitch is an accidental racist - The Vlastic stork - Mac 'n' Cheetos - Chik-Fil-A - Alex is in the middle of D-Day - Busting one in Pooh's a-hole - Racist teams - Lethal Weapon - Kate's ass

  • Random Assault 222 Aftershow

    16/07/2016

    A bonus aftershow recorded after Random Assault Episode 222: 222-Love-Ru.

  • Random Assault 221: Tap Dat Azerath

    13/07/2016

    This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang remembers the anime-infused Teen Titans, Mitch regales us with tales from the sweetest place on Earth (which is evidently full of kid urine), we break out the Mighty No. 9 talk because THAT came out the week we recorded this, and we debate whether Dippin Dots are any good. Which they are. Screw you guys. SEGMENT 1: - Mitch saw a kid pee at Hersheypark - Chocolate - Netflix sucks - Cool World - Steam sale - System Shock 2 - Teen Titans SEGMENT 2: - The Sub 10,000 Club - Mitch watched all of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared in one sitting - Matt wanted to have sex with Raven - Mortal Kombat movie - Mighty No. 9 came out, sucks, no one is surprised - Brexit - Lead singer of Black Out Band died in a car crash - We are all millionaire gorillas SEGMENT 3: - Check out our YouTube channel - Haywire - We're in a MAGfest documentary - Cooking and eating - Dippin' Dots - Mitch ate ice cream and then farted in a kid's face - Matt listens to the new Ghostbusters theme

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