Random Assault

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, things get awkward as Mitch starts talking about... "meme theory"? We also find out the poor fool doesn't watch TV. Matt and Mitch talk at length about that gloriously awful Sonic OVA, and Kate whisks everyone away on a magical journey to see why the PS2 generation was the greatest of them all. Glory to Ken Kutaragi! Glory to the Motherconsole! SEGMENT 1: - What animal could you justify punching? - Robbie Rotten - Meme theory - God of War PS4 - The Spock Documentary - Hey look at that, more Star Trek talk - Mitch doesn't watch TV - Anime dubs and dead companies SEGMENT 2: - Way more anime talk - Classic memes - The Sonic OVA - Nintendo needs to get their stuff together SEGMENT 3: - The 6th generation of consoles was the best generation - Buying games day 1 versus waiting for a sale - Waxing nostalgic - The People's cars

Here's a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 240: The Vape Awards 2016 sponsored by CumCrate. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault podcast, the boys and goy are joined by a real-ass music producer! Marina comes on the show to talk about the wonderment that is future funk. We also pitch a gay sex anime starring us, talk all about the tragedy that is the Game Awards, and Mitch gives an addendum to his DOOM discussion from last week, that absolutely no one asked for. Get down! SEGMENT 1: - Future funk - Music production - Chicago - The Angry Birds movie - Slice of life anime - Our gay sex anime production - Kate's horrible misdeeds - Pet names SEGMENT 2: - The Hobbit Trilogy - Fire and Ice - The Game Awards - Death Stranding - Internet feuds - Horrible porn - Inside is garbage, this is irrefutable - Youtube babies crey ever tim - PlayStation Experience - The Last of Us 2 SEGMENT 3: - DOOM - Phoenix Wright/Apollo Justice - Waxing nostalgic about the DS - Game soundtracks - Smoking - Weed and vape culture - Kate wants to be a cowboy - Can you mail cum?

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 239: Random Assault in Colour. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time listener Marco joins us to have a jolly old time, talking about The Last Dragon (yes, again), video streaming services and the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. We also make our predictions for The Game Awards and PlayStation Experience (which have both already happened at the time of this posting), and we start an impromptu jug band! Well, gosh darn it I think we're gonna win this thing! SEGMENT 1: - Bikes - Cats - We're gay - The Last Dragon - Moana - Yeezus is getting MK-Ultra'd - Art Institute is trash - Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son - Fidel died on the most capitalist day of the year - Shakespeare and public school - Bee and Puppycat - Video streaming services - Thanksgiving - Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade SEGMENT 2: - Mike Inel's Adventure Time fan-game - Hentai artists - Telltale engine is trash - DOOM 2016 - Tomb Raider - The Game Awards and PlayStation Experience - Predictions - Nintendo's antiquated business practices SEGMENT 3: - What food would

Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 238: Ginyu Assault Pod Jazz Minus Garfield. Enjoy!

This week on the Ginyu Assault Pod Jazz, Matt Ritter (Brosona3FES) from NobiNoodle is back and ready to talk to us about the animes, Pokemon Sun and Moon, anime, anime, and The Simpsons, which is basically an anime. We also go over Persona 5's delay, and pre-pick our waifus. SEGMENT 1: - Ginyu Assault Pod Jazz - Persona 5 delayed again - Bad old screen names - Dragonball - Recuts and re-edits - More anime talk - Video streaming services - The Switch predictions SEGMENT 2: - Persona waifus - Our let's plays - Mitch's Catholic upbringing - Pokemon Sun/Moon - The Pokemon anime - Digimon - Monster Rancher - Shaman King - Yo-Kai Watch - Skylanders - The Simpsons continues to suck and predict things - Sonic and Mario but not the Olympics thing SEGMENT 3: - It Came From the Internet - The history of the N-word - The Random Assault bible

This week on the Random Assault Podcast we probably hit the land-speed record for going from zero to unlistenable. It's just Matt and Mitch and they talk all about the election, and segway straight into anime talk from there. Also, Matt watched Dragonheart and Mitch watched some crappy Canadian horror anthology. SEGMENT 1: - We did it - The election - Stop being babies - Emotionally crippling video game experiences - Change SEGMENT 2: - DragonBall Z - Fruits Basket - Jojo - Sega Hard Girls - Cassette Girl - Ghost in the Shell - Bad podcasts - Art styles - More anime talk SEGMENT 3: - Man vs Snake - Dragonheart - Minutes Past Midnight - Things in childhood that used to scare us for no reason - Armitage III - Tv shows we haven't gotten around to

Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 236: Kingdom_Hearts_Foot_Compilation.wmv. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by listener MissesBun, who talks about gothic lolita fashion, as well as binging our show to the point where she actually ENJOYS us! Also, Matt talks about The Walking Dead, as well as The Last Dragon, Mitch talks about Doctor Strange, and we feature two big showdowns: east coast fast food vs west coast fast food, and Baby Boomers vs Millennials! SEGMENT 1: - A married person listens to us - How MissesBun found us - Pho - Malls - Doctor Strange - The Walking Dead - Telltale's Michonne Mini-series - Survival horror games - Binging podcasts - Let's plays and annoying personalities - Podcasts repeating stories through time SEGMENT 2: - Sombra - Gothic lolita fashion and culture - Weird fetishes - Accents - Sports events - Dippin' Dots - The Last Dragon - "Awkward" "humor" - Artist metamorphosis - Kid Cuisine and Lunchables - Mitch's empty world - Felicia Day looks like a naked mole rat SEGMENT 3: - The Governator - East coast vs west coast food - Cold brew

This week on the Random Assault Podcast... well, the title says it all, really. If you want to watch the spooky festivities you can do so by going to our YouTube page and checking the episode out there, otherwise enjoy this audio-only version of it! Still plenty of the banter that Random Assault has become mildly noticed for!

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 234: I Can't Hear the Laughter Anymore. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang convenes to talk about Steam Trading Cards, Resident Evil (specifically, the REmake), weird controllers, horror movies then and now, and Nicholas Cage. All scary things. So, this is basically as close as you're gonna get to a Halloween episode this year. SEGMENT 1: - Devil Daggers - They fixed OutDrive - Steam Trading Cards - Cities: Skylines - Luke Cage - Hitman: Codename 47 - Bad movies - Big black nerdos SEGMENT 2: - Mitch's dad is Vince McMahon - Resident Evil - DLC and piece-meal games - Matt's crazy train game for N64 - Card games and weird controllers - Extraordinary Tales - The Ratchet and Clank Movie SEGMENT 3: - Matt's colonoscopy - Phantasm - Tom Sellick movies - Horror remakes vs. originals - Nicholas Cage - Half Life - Social networks - Red Dead Redemption 2 - Main characters that go against the grain - Rockstar needs to make a good game finally

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 233: Alex, We Barely Knew Ye. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, barriers are broken as we do our first-ever live episode! All in commemoration of the sad, sad truth: Alex is parting ways with the show. At least, for right now. The nitty-gritty details are contained in this episode, but know that he's not entirely gone for good. He might pull a Doug Walker and come back to the show in a few months. He might not. We'll just have to see. He'll also definitely still be a part of the convention videos in the future, such as MAGfest and Boston FIG. Besides all that nonsense, we interact with fans live for the first time, covering tough subjects like being offensive on the internet, Bear Grylls, explaining jokes that never got recorded, and more. And stay tuned til the end to hear a bunch of listeners dog-pile into the Google Hangouts call to wish Alex a terrible farewell. TOPICS: - The N-word - Simpsons commentary - Final Fantasy X - Bear Grylls - R.E.M. - Matt's colonoscopy - Alex and Kate leaving - People don't want Alex to leave - E

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 232: Season's Greetings from Kevin Smith. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Dylan "Phazon117" joins us to talk a whole bunch about stuff like that stupid YouTube Heroes program, Russian ska, Alex's fever dreams due to the NX hype, Amiibo compatability, and our horror stories involving losing our precious data. Let's get whackin'! SEGMENT 1: - Smashmouth - Ghostbusters - Women aren't funny - The Boston FIG 2016 Video - YouTube Heroes - Things that look like other things SEGMENT 2: - Russian ska - Alex's lame NX dream - Superhero shows - The ABC's of Death - Holidays - Picross 3D Round 2 - Amiibo compatibility going forward - Celebrity encounters - Kate giving birth to Hulk Hogan's babies SEGMENT 3: - Dylan thought we hated him but we don't - Profanity on iTunes - Podcast data junk - Data loss nightmare stories - Working through your backlog - Hip-hop CDs - Our most popular videos - Dunkaroos and other junk food

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we get down and dirty with a new list of Fap Achievments stroked out by listener Chris Ott! We also cover a lot of ground from our recent Boston trip that didn't make it into the FIG video or the Breakfastcast. And because this is Random Assault, we also talk about hemorrhoids and Star Trek. Because of course. SEGMENT 1: - Recording levels - The Bastard Executioner - Round One Arcade - Adventures in Boston - Eddie Spuhgetti Halloween Volume 2 - Boston Festival of Indie Games - Nintendo AVS - More Boston stories SEGMENT 2: - Hemorrhoids - Public transportation - Star Trek - Jake Gyllenhall SEGMENT 3: - A new fap achievment list by Chris Ott - PhilAngie's fanfiction - Kate's therapy session

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 231: Edging Your Bets. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Bron comes back to talk about his podcast, and various other topics, such as eSports, Halloween, and derivitive shooters. We also discover that Kate might have usurped Mitch as the Crown Homo, and also, Drunk Kate makes a glorious return after like 200 episodes of being gone. And it's as much of a train-wreck as you'd imagine. SEGMENT 1: - Italian weddings - Halloween - Halloween foods - Kubo and the Two Strings - The whole YouTube censorship thing - Blading (wrestling, not inline skates) - Advertising and streaming services - The Simpsons SEGMENT 2: - Edgelord platformers - Psychonauts - Cringe highlight reels - No Man's Sky - Derivitive shooters - Deus Ex: Mankind Divided - Bron's podcast - Games into movies SEGMENT 3: - Kate steals Mitch's purpose - Zodick the Hellhog - eSports are sports except they're not - Would you make love to Leslie Jones - Fake books - Game box art - Alcohol - Vietnamese food - Bagged milk - Weeb music - Otakon - No more drinking