Random Assault

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 253: Christian Ska Paradise Orchestra! Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, #ThePodcastGetsBombastic when listener Bombastic Blake joins us to talk about the surprisingly huge anomaly that is Christian ska music, the good and bad launch line-ups of consoles past, unbearable advertising campaigns, and secret summer camp blowjobs! SEGMENT 1: - People who blast their music in public - Creed - Christian ska - Jerry Peet - Binging Random Assault is the gateway to insanity - Tumblr vs Pornhub - April Fools jokes - Power Rangers movie - Video game movies SEGMENT 2: - Beauty and the Beast remake - Sinbad movies - Moviebob - The console wars - Pop Team Epic is getting an anime - Jhonen Vasquez and lolrandom early 2000's goth aesthetic - Funko Pops - Gamestop is more of a nightmare than it ever was - Launch lineups - Used games from last generation SEGMENT 3: - Blake has a story for us - Hardcore Henry - Weed and golf - Black versions of white movies - Unbearable advertising - Weezer - 90's songs - Punk music - Wrasslin' promos - G4 - The Witness

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Once again, Kate graces us with a box of mystery goodness of gaming retrocity! Just... get ready to see a lot of aimless wandering, as two of the games are not-so-great examples of 3D exploration in the PS2 era, and the other is an open-world game, but top-down. As always, plenty of interactions with the fans in the live-chat, so be sure to keep your eyes peeled on our Facebook page to see when the next live-stream is! And of course, subscribe to us on YouTube to be notified when we go live next time.

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 251: Six Years of this Bulls**t! Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's our 6th anniversary! ...And nothing has gotten any better. Mitch starts off the show furiously with his computer woes, but then we roll right along with talk of Breath of the Wild and Samurai Jack. Then, surprise surprise, Mitch and Matt show just how bad at video games they actually are. And then Kate keeps tripping over the Breakfast Machine she's set up in her kitchen and Matt just about loses his mind. Here's to another 250 episodes of this misery! SEGMENT 1: - Mitch is for real mad - Manga adaptations - Family Guy - Samurai Jack - Breath of the Wild - Canadian game prices - Sonic Adventure 2 - Sonic Forces SEGMENT 2: - A Link to the Past - Old Nintendo games - Matt and Mitch are bad at video games - Bloodborne, Until Dawn, and The Order: 1886 - Flower, Sun and Rain - Wii U games - Dead or Alive 5 - Persona SEGMENT 3: - Black Sails - Gay/bi characters in fiction - VA-11 Hall-A: Cybernetic Bartending Action - Steam reviews - Comments on old episodes of Rando

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 250: The Final Fantasy VII House (F**k You, David and Dylan!) Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener HP Suavecraft comes on to talk to us about the titular subject, beating It Came From the Internet to the punch by about 14 years. However, he, Matt and Mitch also discuss the new skits uploaded to the Random Assault YouTube channel, the perils of moving to Delaware, and old Flash game memories. The 2nd segment is entirely dominated by talk of Breath of the Wild, and then Kate crashes the party to talk about Samurai Jack's revival, and how the internet is tormenting Shia LeBouf. SEGMENT 1: - Final Fantasy VII House - Symmetra Has Autism video - Don't move to Delaware - International Women's Day videos - Old Flash games - Old Newgrounds folks - Shadbase - Smack Talk Showdown SEGMENT 2: - Breath of the Wild SEGMENT 3: - Persona 5 - Samurai Jack - Stop Skeletons from Fighting - Kek Army foils Shia Lebouf using autism - Kate vs Sonic - It Came From the Internet is back we guess - Bumfights 1920

Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 249: Skeleton51! Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, our favorite Willy joins us to discuss comic booky things like Logan and the weird Batman/TMNT crossover. We also talk about some of the big, open-world games of late (and last year), like Nier: Automata, Breath of the Wild, and Rise of the Tomb Raider. And if the title didn't give it away, we talk a ton about punk-rock video game auteur Suda51. This episode is jam-packed with sticky goodness! SEGMENT 1: - Sausage Party is on Netflix - Ace Attorney 5 - The OJ Simpson Documentary - Kate and the archery store - Logan - Marrow - Batman and TMNT Crossover comic SEGMENT 2: - Fan-art contest - Kubo and the Two Strings - Lasagna Cat - Billy Blanks movies - Breath of the Wild - Switch launch problems - Final Fantasy XV - Rise of the Tomb Raider - Nier: Automata - Character-action games - Sonic let's plays SEGMENT 3: - The Witness - Myst - The Silver Case - Suda 51 - Games bleeding into real life action - Cold case murder mysteries - Humor and horror - Scrubs - Nicktoons - B

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Another grab-bag of miscellaneous gaming goodness from Kate, as we explore mainly Sega titles this time. We also get nostalgic with some classic My Chemical Romance, and... well, there's quite a bit of downtime between games due to some technical snafus but at least Matt and Mitch keep the conversation flowing.

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a shorter episode thanks to being short-handed. Mitch got taken away to a reformation camp after the inflammatory things he's said about women over the years, so Matt and Kate talk about John Wick 2, raising children, and our very special interview with the Nazis over at The Amazing Nerds! SEGMENT 1: - Dentistry - German interview - Train Simulator - Paper Mario - John Wick 2 - Black Theater Goers - Star Trek Online SEGMENT 2: - Raising Kids - Random Assault PSA - Fan Fiction - The Room impressions

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 246: Don't Come to School Tomorrow. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Thomas joins us to talk a whole lot about real MAN STUFF. I'm talking guns, knives, war stories, and Black Jesus. Kate manages to sneak in talk of pre-internet slashfiction, and Mitch edges his way in there to talk about My Hero Academia, but other than that, this show is going to give you a much-needed shot of testosterone! SEGMENT 1: - Virginia - Being hit on by gay people - Kids who look like they're going to hurt people - Vietnam memories - Knives - Old-school slashfiction - Military surplus stores - Horses - British entertainment SEGMENT 2: - Seagulls - Cats - Dogs - Black Jesus (the idea that Jesus was a black man, not the adult swim show) - Moving up in the military - Brisko Country Jr. - War stories - Konami - San Francisco SEGMENT 3: - Lasagna Cat - My Hero Academia - Nuclear drills and radiation poisoning - Resident Evil 7 - Thirsty hoes and men - Gun laws - Gun design - Autopsy videos - Dating Germans - More gun stories

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 245: It Came From the Internet. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by another listener, Neko Atheist aka WorseThanYou! Naturally, anime is discussed, but we also talk about why there aren't any racing games anymore, and we also give our picks for who we think is going to die in 2017! It's a regular hootenanny! SEGMENT 1: - Little Witch Academia - My Hero Academia - Long manga/anime series - Nyan Koi - Akiba Strip anime SEGMENT 2: - People need to calm down about the Switch - Moogle Chocobo Carnival - Final Fantasy XV - Soap shoes and Sonic - Video board games - Racing games - Ace Combat 7 SEGMENT 3: - Batemayn - Matt's irrational anger and subsequent neurotic tendencies - Sealab - The Venture Brothers - Teen Titans Go - Mattresses - what happened to adventure time - 2017 Death Pool - SJW comics

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. YOU CAN WATCH IT BY CLICKING THE LINK BELOW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8_WfLRJ5zk Okay, so like that disclaimer above says: this episode was done as a video livestream. Kate got a subscription box that sends a bunch of random games every month, so we decided to sit down and play them! As such, the audio version of this episode is going to be a rough listen, but we're putting up anyway at the request of some fans. Again, to get the full experience, check out the full livestream on our YouTube channel. These will be a monthly occurance, so keep it locked to our Twitter and Facebook pages for announcements when we'll be doing this again, so you can hang out in the chat and berate us for reacting to things late due to the 20 seconds of lag!

Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 243: Switch It Off. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch sits out the first segment due to expoding out of both his ends. So, Matt and Kate lement the Switch announcement and go over Kate's gaming subscription box. Then, Mitch cleans up and brings up some MAGFest stories, and then we run through a gauntlet of topics, including Let It Die, Final Fantasy XV, and Rare Replay. SEGMENT 1: - Kate's subscription box - The Switch looks terrible, go home, no one cares SEGMENT 2: - More Switch talk - AGDQ Cringe - Magfest talk - Everyone's racist SEGMENT 3: - Let It Die - Final Fantasy XV - NiER Automata Demo - Gravity Rush 2 Demo - Rare Replay - Ace Attorney 5 - Nuzlocke runs - Complicated controls - Breath of the Wild - Gay anime - Ghostbusters

Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 242: The Spongebob Spectrum. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by long-time Mitch-hater and short-time listener Phil-Angie Carpal! We get him to try and explain why Rick and Morty is a thing people like, Matt talks about Nazis (as usual), Mitch finally talks about Final Fantasy X for the final time, forever, and Mitch and Matt gush over the final demo for Resident Evil 7, and ponder the game's future. Oh, and fanfiction. But, not of us this time. Oh no. SEGMENT 1: - Why Phil-Angie hates Mitch - Rick and Morty - The Man in the High Castle Season 2 - Adult Swim - TV Land - It Came From the Internet - Brain damage - Matt's horrible accident - The last time we talk about Final Fantasy X, ever SEGMENT 2: - Swiss Chalet - Gothic - Resident Evil 7 Final Demo - Death Stranding - David from It Came From the Internet gets put on blast - Owning bad games as a joke - Bad Rats SEGMENT 3: - Bloodborne the card game - Family Guy - No good cartoons have come out since 2010 - DuckTales is ruined - Alien: Covenant - Phil's Steven Un