Random Assault

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's scam-box came late, so she got a cavalcade of (really) retro games to entertain us! Also, Matt finally snaps and goes OFF about the terrors of living with a gluten allergy! Like, for real this time!

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 263: Skip Ahead 2 Hours, 11 Minutes. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, mentally-unhinged listener Thomas (Vivicized) is back to help us spoil all kinds of stuff! Mitch has awoken, we go over all of the drama from E3, and lament how everything these days is just a cheap grab at nostalgia, to the point that popular media might soon implode in on itself and die. SEGMENT 1: - Court cases on YouTube - Random Assault shirts are back - Being autistic in public - School shooters - Get Out - Thomas' dating tips and tricks - Wonder Woman SEGMENT 2: - Internet drama videos - E3 - Transformers - Type:Rider - Fishkeeping - Thomas' game and movie collections - Zombies - The Punisher SEGMENT 3: - Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - The Dark Universe - Netflix original anime - Bubsy's back - Nostalgia sells and might kill itself - Bones - Waifus - Video ideas - Guess what Thomas is doing

INCOMING: ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THIS IS A MANDATORY RANDOM ASSAULT AFTERSHOW, RECORDED AFTER THE 262nd EPISODE: "LET THE SKELETON DIVORCE BEGIN". THANK YOU.

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's just Matt, Mitch and Kate shootin' the breeze. Matt actually liked a Marvel movie, Kate wishes she lived in the American south, and... well, the episode just kind of peters off until it atrophies and dies. SEGMENT 1: - The south - Doctor Strange - TJ Miller - Lost - Mystery Science Theater 3000/Rifftrax - Clarence - Hanna Barberra sound FX - Puyo Puyo - Obscure puzzle games - Ace Combat - Spec-Ops: The Line - FPS talk SEGMENT 2: - Black Adder - Annoying our neighbors - Blowout and Tango & Cash - Dragon Quest VIII - Cheap eBay games - Expensive eBay games - The segment trails off into nothingness

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 261: Did You Gaming? Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate takes us on another trip down Random Game Lane, except for the entire first hour or so of this episode, in which she wasn't able to get her setup working and we just had essentially a normal show. But eventually things get rolling and we have our usual mediocrity. Mitch and Matt even read some fanfiction from the listeners!

Here's a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 260: There Will Be Jew Blood. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the prodigal son returns. That's right, Phil-Angie Carpal is back on the show and here to talk to us about shows for normies, Twin Peaks' revival, and his ill-advised purchase of a Nintendo Switch™ Hybrid Handheld and Video Game Console™©. We also unearth Japan's darkest secret, and the reason behind their undying prosperity. SEGMENT 1: - Phil and Cameron's duet - Normie shows and weeb shows - Matt's endoscopy - Nintendo Switch - Bad YouTubers - Wasting our YouTube ad rev - Japan is secretly run by Jew blood SEGMENT 2: - Twin Peaks - Cartoons - E3 Predictions SEGMENT 3: - Free to play games - Overrated games - Zelda - Delaware - JonTron - Digital space problems

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 259: Sonic Sex the N Word & Knuckles. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener and baby boy Cameron joins us once again to discuss... look, I know the word "autism" is getting thrown around a lot lately but trust me, this is like an all-you-can-eat autism buffet at Golden Corral. Mitch discusses his master plan to use fidget spinners as an accessory to murder, we talk all about bad anime dubs, and we seriously spend like a half hour listening to Sonic Sez segments. I kind of wish I was joking. SEGMENT 1: - Mitch passing out into a pile of burning fidget spinners - Daylight Savings - People who look like us from movies and things - Samurai Jack - Cameron goes to Toronto - Justin Roiland isn't funny - Philadelphia is tricked out now - Sponsors - Dumbledore's cum bowl - We was wizzzards SEGMENT 2: - My Hero Academia - Akira - Bad dubs - DragonBall still sucks, big shocker - Carly Rae Jepsen's "Emotion" is a modern pop masterpiece - Music talk - AMVs - Forgotten cartoons - Mary Sue webcomics - Oblivion (some movie, not the Elder Scrolls ga

Here's a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 258: [REDACTED]Radar. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate is out taking care of [REDACTED], which leaves just our boys, Matt and Mitch. Matt talks about his recent [REDACTED], Mitch talks about adventuring around [REDACTED] with [REDACTED], and we reveal the truth about Kevin Smith, in which he [REDACTED]. SEGMENT 1: - Sonic fanfic - Alex came to visit - Matt's celiac disease - Croenenberg & Lynch - Steven King - Lightgun games - Drift Stage - Sonic fangames - 90's commercials SEGMENT 2: - SilvaGunner - 90's Spider-Man - Evil Nazi loli show - New MST3K - ICFTI Discord is dead - Batman and Bill - Kate Simulator 2017 - Tropical Smoothie Cafe - Mitch and Alex almost got robbed - Old Bill Nye episode gets edited SEGMENT 3: - Prey - GamesRadar - [REDACTED]

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch is out doing stuff, which means there's no shownotes or aftershow, but Matt and Kate still have plenty of things to talk about. And there's even a special appearance by someone the fans have wanted to hear from for quite some time!

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 256: It's Not Kayfabe. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Kate's grab-bag of gaming horrors returns as it does every month for another dose of misery! Multimedia mistakes, licensed garbage, and old-ass Call of Duty eventually make way for Kate to play the same level of Smuggler's Run over and over again. But, you know how this goes; the discussion is generally not related to the gameplay on screen, so this makes a great audio-only episode. Especially since we tear apart that new Bill Nye show, and get super-duper racist!

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 255: Garfield Anal Rodeo. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's off doing her thing and in her place, we have not just listener Everett (TwerkinForKFC in the Discord), but also listener RattleMeBones! Naturally, we talk about anime, because that's just a thing we do every week now, Mitch discovers the majesty of Samurai Pizza Cats porn, RattleMeBones wants you to read Sonichu, and Matt and Mitch make the objectively correct statement that Link's Awakening is better than Link to the Past. We've got more fur than any turtle ever had! SEGMENT 1: - Godzilla - Anime - Racial charicatures in cartoons - Mitch guest-directs an episode of Steven Universe - Two new videos on the channel SEGMENT 2: - Garfield - A Sonichu story - Kate's objectively incorrect taste in anime - Samurai Pizza Cats porn - Matt's fursona - Rick and Morty is Family Guy - Animemaru SEGMENT 3: - Kong: Skull Island - Get Out - Yooka-Laylee - MacBat 64 - CRT Televisions - Team Ico - Fanservice games - Link's Awakening - Touhou - Seals = pepperoni - We want to b

Here's a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 254: The Whoomp and the Schwing! Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Caesar (Schporg Blimkig on the Discord) joins us to talk about bad live-action anime, how our sky-scraper mansion was raided by Antifa and gave birth to the Mitch-Hole, and which Final Fantasy girl is the best waifu. Also, Mitch turns this episode into a bona-fide Broadway production. So, take out your weird binoculars-on-a-stick and enjoy! ACT 1: - Multi-disc games - Random Assault is raided by Antifa - Persona 5 I mean Star Trek - Movies with skellys - YouTube TV - Streaming services - Overwatch and Orisa ACT 2: - Phil-Angie is lying - Two new videos on the YouTube channel - The X-Files on VHS - We make some game theories - Cool Runnings and Cliffhanger - Futanari - Final Fantasy waifus - Project Scorpio ACT 3: - Tool and Nazi ska - Gay dating apps - InfoWars - Last gen memories and hardware failures - World War 3 - Ghost in the Shell - DragonBall Z - FEATURING SUCH HIT SONGS AS