House Sadness

Larry, I’m gonna give us both twos back there. We weren’t in an emotional state to putt. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The trouser snakes get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so you just get some rambling and some gambling, then we hear “30 seconds of […]

My balls just turned to raisins. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The fart knockers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then your prayers have finally been answered because we got a from the one and only Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “Zayre – Before You Go Back […]

Pitcher’s got a big butt. Pitcher’s got a big butt. Jello and welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s time to write your congressman because there’s no call from Clemin so you’re stuck with some rambling and all that jizz, then we hear […]

Hey, come on, I read like old people f***. Whale cum to another episode of House Sadness. The mud slingers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s been a while but I can still remember just the way you taste, Clemin. It’s another installment in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear […]

I’m a man of God, not a man of violence. Welcome to new year but same old episode of House Sadness. The party poopers get things started with the usual farts and hijinks and of course, some “WFM’s” then where in the heck is Clemin? Your guess is as good as mine because we don’t […]

You tend to get paranoid when everyone around you gets dead. Welcome to a jolly episode of House Sadness. The saint dicks get things started with some festive “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin, he’s probably out delivering Christmas miracles to the needy or something sweet like that so we hear “30 seconds of […]

I wanted to thank you for only giving me the clap. These days it’s refreshing to meet a girl with curable diseases. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The whoopee boys get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s some rambling and no call from Clemin so we hear “30 seconds of a […]

Are you sure you’ve never done this before? Because you drive like an absolute pro… who makes a lot of mistakes. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The scoundrels get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then oh hell yeah, it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear […]

That was my favorite shirt. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sad mama jamas get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so it’s just some rambling until we hear “30 seconds of an American Dairy Farmer’s Glorious Cheese Campaign” then get out your notepads and […]

Zombies, exploding heads, creepy-crawlies and a date for the formal. This is classic, Spanky. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sally’s get things started with the usual pleasantries and “WFM’s” then Clemin is finally back with another call in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then hear “30 seconds of a Chili’s commercial” then […]

Do you guys smell that? I must be smell-ucinating. Welcome to another humdinger of an episode of House Sadness. The air buddies get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s more rambling and no call from that fella Clemin so we hear “30 seconds of a Dominos Avoid da Noid commercial” then it’s time […]

I like pigs’ feet. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The basement dwellers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s lots of rambling but no call from Clemin so it’s straight to “100 seconds of The Cats trailer” then you outta know the basement dwellers are busting out their best Alanis and […]

That old woman scares the piss out of me. Welcome to fart deux of the Halloweenie episode of House Sadness. The knob gobblins get things started with some more “WFM’s” then everyone’s favorite convict decides to check in so it’s another installment in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of Elivra’s […]

You Brits like to sweet-talk and you Brits like to romance, and all I wanna do is suck. Welcome to fart one of the super spooky Halloweenie edition of House Sadness. The ghouls get things started with some more “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so we hear “60 seconds of the […]

You and your hair, it’s so pathetic. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt-licks get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so you’re stuck with some rambling, then we hear “30 seconds of a Taco Bell commercial” then Yelp, I need somebody. Yelp, not just anybody, I […]

There are Super Bowl commercials that last longer than you, Malcolm. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The white chicks get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s a lot of rambling and no call from Clemin so we hear “30 seconds of a Kraft macaroni and cheese commercial” then tis the season and […]

I could beat Conklin and my meat at the same time. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The doo doo heads get things started with the usual round of “WFM’s” then there’s a lot of rambling and no call from Clemin so we hear “60 seconds of a Casper the Friendly Ghost Safety PSA […]

Look, Daddy, I’m a farmer. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The funky boys get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then buckle up because Clemin’s back and he’s got some stories to share, the we hear “30 second’s a teaser for the newest season of Dog the Bounty Hunter,” then the funky boys […]

Boy, you are two kinds of crazy. Welcome to another episode of Sadness. The corn-holers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then all’s quiet on the Clemin front, no new call from him

I can’t talk too long, I gotta poo. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The pickle farmers get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from that rascal Clemin so you’re stuck with some rambling, then we hear “80 seconds of McGruff the crime dog kidnapping kids and […]