House Sadness

Eat ’em! Eat ’em! Crunch! Crunch! Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cool guys get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so what’s really the point of being alive but whatever, we still hear “30 seconds of Seth Green’s ass eating some Froot Loops” then light a […]

Meat tosser. Welcome to another episode of House. The uncle crackers get things started with some more “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week, sad face, and there’s a lot of chatting up top so we hear “30 seconds of and American Dairy Farmers’ Campaign and their Cheese, Glorious Cheese commercial” then I hope […]

Waitress, more butter. Welcome, welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The blouses get things started the way they always do with some “WFM’s” then stick a plunger his ass like they do on Oz because it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of Dominoes the […]

Stupid bee. You’re just a fly with a stinger on your ass. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The jesus lovers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so the jesus lovers try out a new bit where they talk about all the wacky screenshots they have in […]

I’m a wild pig. Hola and welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The fat guys get things started with some “WFM’s” then it’s time to lube up your taints because this week there’s an update from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “60 seconds of the song of the summer: […]

It’s alright, it’s okay, there’s something to live for. Jesus told me so. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The corn stars get things started with some WFM’s” then there’s no call from everyone’s favorite felon Clemin this week and no time for “Joke of the Gay” so we hear “60 seconds of a […]

I don’t eat wieners. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The Battle Toads get things started with some “WFM’s” then the phones a-ringing and the Battle Toads are a-singing fappy fappy joy joy because it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Nickelodeon Gak […]

Then who was eating the turkey ass? Welcome to another spectacular episode of House Sadness. The Norbit’s get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s” then it’s a quick and I do mean quick “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “60 of a Casper the friendly ghost chode cereal commercial” then everyone’s […]

I’m the one who called him insane. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The mud butts get things started by adding some more names to the long list of “WFM’s” then there’s no Clemin this week and there’s a lot of rambling so the mud butts skip “Joke of the Gay” and we hear […]

Some people are born great, others become great, and the rest watch cat movies. Guess which one you are. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The grumpy cats get things started with the never-ending list of “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin and no time for “Joke of the Gay” so it’s right […]

I do love a good joke and this is the best ever: a joke on the children. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt-chuggers get things started with a fresh batch of “WFM’s” then there’s a lot of rambling up top and no call from Clemin, so the butt-chuggers skip “Joke of the […]

No, I will not make out with you. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The young bloods get things started with a fresh batch of piping hot “WFM’s” then guess who’s back, back again, Clemin’s back, tell some men. that’s right it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we […]

It’s not you, it’s the chimichangas. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sloots get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s a lot of chatting up front and no call from Clemin so the sloots skip “Joke of the Gay” so instead we hear “30 seconds of a Chilly Willy commercial” then […]

Old Uncle Impy is just a little bit cranky. No fun being locked up, especially in a bowling trophy. Welcome to another of House Sadness. The managers at the jerk store get things started with the another batch of “WFM’s” then it’s been a while, but oh thank heaven, it’s a call from Clemin in […]

Gabrewski, if you die I’m gonna shoot myself and come after you. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The wang chungs get things farted with the usual “WFM’s” then another week goes by without the wang chungs hearing from Clemin, but fret not, he’ll be back soon, so in the meantime you’re stuck with […]

It’s not my mind, goddamn it. It’s Mary Lou Maloney. Welcome to another prom-tastic episode of House Sadness. The ding-dongs get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s” then our apologies, folks, but there’s no Clemin this week, but breast assured he’ll be back next week to fill us in on his tales, […]

This is the best friggin’ veggie burger I’ve had in a goddamn son of a bitch long time. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The Sheetar followers get things started with a fresh bushel of “WFM’s” then my business card says you’re in luck, I do two things, I rap and take calls from […]

Gentlemen, easy now. Don’t hurt the rabbit. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sick boys get things sharted with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s so much rambling up front the sick boys don’t have time to check in with Clemin this week, so they just go straight to “30 seconds of UK Kellog’s Bran […]

Quit playing with your dingy. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness the podcast. The butt scratchers get things started with usual f*ck you, Melissa and “WFM’s” then buckle up, buttercup, because it’s time to check in with Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “120 seconds of the trailer for the […]

And we’re back with fart two of stories about the stuff the chuds did while one of them was out of town. The chuds dive right in and swap tales of New York, signing tits and homeless folks laughing at broken bicycles, then we hear “60 seconds of a KFC Lunchtime is coming commercial” then […]