House Sadness

How do you like your tea? Cream? Sugar? Or do you want me to pee in it? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, everyone, except Melissa. The Sick Dick Rick’s get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then hold onto your butts, folks, it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin'” […]

Welcome to primetime, bitch. And also welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The ding-dongs get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s” then I hope you’re sitting down because it’s time to check in with Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “60 seconds of a Levis commercial from […]

PSA for that ass: There are a few audio issues in the episode but don’t worry, Jacob will get it sorted out while Casey doesn’t do a damn thing. Anyway, welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dildo breaths get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week […]

Sometimes you wanna go where everybody’s Kevin James. Welcome, welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The mambo number 5’s get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then ring ring ring, you better pick up that dang phone or you’re gonna miss out on a call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then […]

Man, everybody got AIDS and sh*t. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The showgirls get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from the darling Clemin so it’s back to the old “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of a Free Credit Report Dot Org commercial” then the […]

Damn right it’s my fishing trip. And if you bother me about anything, Bill, I’ll kick your ass across the state line, okay? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The corndogs get things started with some “WFM’s” then it’s time to check in and see what kind of pickle Clemin’s gotten himself into this […]

You were right, Billy. I am a butthead. Welcome to another rootin’ tootin’ episode House Sadness. The juggalos get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call this week from Clemin so it’s back to the old yuck yucks in “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “97 seconds of god will make […]

Don’t you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples? Gather round, folks. It’s time for another episode of House Sadness. First, the lollygaggers add some names to the never ending list of “WFM’s” then the lollygaggers get a call from the fella who’s number one on your speed dial and […]

This has been like my dream ever since I got my first Easy-Bake oven and opened ‘Easy Monica’s Bakery.’ Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, take your shoes off, please. The hotdog flavored waters get things started with the usual “WFM” antics, then you won’t get a lemon when you get a call from […]

Welcome to dead storage. We’re gonna die. Whale cum to another episode of Blouse Dadless. The double dippers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so instead you’re stuck with “Joke of the Gay” and you’re gonna like it, then we hear “46 seconds of Sam Jackson […]

Love is in the air and house sadness is all up in dat derriere. Welcome to a special Valentine’s Day edition of House Sadness. The stupid cupid’s get things started with some chocolates and “WFM’s” then he’s got lovin’ on his mind and we’ve got Clemin on the line to update us in “The Kooky […]

You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The knuckle draggers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so it’s back to the old reliable “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “48 seconds of Computer Man commercial” […]

Oh no. Not in Big Momma’s house. Welcome to another refrigerator worthy episode of House Sadness. The dick swabs get things started with the usual never ending list of “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin or “Joke of the Gay” because the dick swabs have stories galore so first we hear “60 seconds of […]

Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The bottom feeders get things started with the usual shenanigans and some “WFM’s” then after a week off we hear from Clemin and what he’s been up in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we […]

He got hit by a truck. Welcome to another episode of house sadness. It’s fart 2 of the bogvumpers “Catching Up With What They Did Over Break and Other Sad Stuff.” The bogvumpers jump in with some “WFM’s” then they transition flawlessly and tell some new jokes that deserve standing ovations in “Joke of the […]

Your mother has to wake up every morning and be Julie Cooper. That’s punishment enough. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The stinkers get things started per usual with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so the stinkers take you to the chuckle hut in “Joke of the Gay” then […]

Everybody go home, there’s a psycho killer here. I cut off my hand, and now it’s gonna kill you all. Welcome to the first episode of 2019. The Clifford the big red dog’s get things started with some “WFM’s” then the Clifford the big red dog’s get a phone call from their favorite convict Clemin in […]

31 bucks. Merry fucking Christmas. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s time to check in with that rascal Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a N64 Christmas commercial” then the butt plugs sing some special […]

Old man Clemens hates shit. Jello and welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The tossers get things started with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so its back to some future comedy gold in “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of a free credit report dot your […]

They want you to take the rolls. Cum one cum Jamal to another episode of House Sadness. The dingle-berries get things started with some “WFM’s” then Clemin must be up to no good because he didn’t give the dingle-berries a ring this week so they bring back everyone’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay” […]