House Sadness

I’ll be 84 before you’ve gotten some help. Welcome to yet another episode of House Sadness. The beached bods get things started with the usual “WFMs” then there’s some chit chat and some movie talk and some string theory discussion, then we hear “30 seconds of Late Night Network Phone Line commercial” then it’s time […]

Mother of God. I swallowed hot lava. Welcome back everybody to another episode of House Sadness. The wild hogs get things started with the usual chatter and some “WFMs” then when the boy calls you gotta answer, it’s another installment in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of the good good […]

If you ever do that again, I’m gonna pull your eyeballs outta your head and eat them. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The deadbeats at dawn get things started with the usual “WFMs” then when the boy calls you always answer, it’s time for some catching up in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” […]

Who put the acid in my Spam? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness the Podcast. The nimrods get things started with the usual “WFMs” then grab your tissues because there’s no call from Clemin so you get some chitting and some chatting, then we hear “30 seconds of a Sega Gamegear commercial” then quarantine […]

Since your friend got blasted by the splatter gun, d**khead. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The jizzbags get things started with the usual “WFMs” then where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Who knows but sure know where Clemin is and he’s calling in and giving us all an update in “The […]

Elmer? You f***ing named him Elmer? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The blouses get things started with the usual “WFMs” then write you Congressman because there’s no call from Clemin so you get some chitting and some chatting, then we hear “90 seconds of a Chiquita Banana commercial” then the blouses share some movies […]

I’m sorry. It’s not you, Freddy. I guess I’m just not used to running around a shopping mall in the middle of the night being chased by killer robots. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The pink power rangers get things started with the usual “WFMs” then hold onto your tatters folks because the […]

Don’t worry. Doors always give me trouble, too. They’re tricky. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The pinball wizards get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin, sad face, but there’s a lot of catching up and chitchat and transitions into “30 seconds of a Super Soaker commercial” then […]

How about getting your poor old brother a beer? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The goo goo dolls get things started with you guessed it: some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so there’s some rambling and tomfoolery, then we hear “30 seconds of a Guess Who commercial” then the goo goo […]

My fingers are gone. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sad sacks get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then put up the bat signal because you’re not gonna wanna miss this week’s call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Bubble Tape commercial” then […]

We’re alive and we’re safe and we’re shipwrecked. Two outta three ain’t bad. Welcome welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The yas queens get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s a new development in “Kooky Case of Clemin” and Clemin is kind enough to call in and fill us up, then we […]

F**K you. Give me a bottle of booze. Here’s my dollar, suck my d**k. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The patient zeros get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then sadly there’s no call from Clemin but there’s a lot of rambling about what the patient zeros have been doing to pass the […]

You’re talking about him as if he were a human being. That part of him died years ago. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin but Jacob’s got some more drunken voicemails in “Jizzt Connections” then we hear “30 […]

Do they smoke and have cigarettes up in heaven? I don’t think so. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The anal warts get things started with the usual business of “WFM’s” then we hear “30 seconds of a Tim Allen Chevy commercial” then the anal warts do some rambling and catching up on their […]

You ungodly warlock. Because of you this hotel and this town will be cursed forever. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The warlocks get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so you guys get some rambling and fingers going into body holes instead, then we hear “30 seconds […]

Your voice, remember? You promised me your voice. Our contract, remember? Whaletail to another episode of House Sadness. The phantoms get things farted with a pipping hot batch of “WFM’s” then oh baby it’s a great time to be alive because everyone’s favorite Clemin calls in and gives us an update in “The Kooky Case […]

You were born with an a**hole, Doris, you don’t need Chuck. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The French ticklers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. I know there’s no call from Clemin but there’s so much to jizz for. Anyways, […]

Hold your tacos. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The pink tacos get things started with another piping hot batch of “WFM’s” then your prayers have been answered because the pink tacos are lucky enough to get another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a […]

Holy A in science class. I made myself a clone. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The baja men get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then we so sorry because there’s no call from Clemin so it’s some rambling and all that fun stuff, then we hear “30 seconds of a Skip It […]

On the stairs of Death I write your name, Liberty. Welcome to another episode House Sadness. The stars get things started with the usual chatter and “WFM’s” then hold onto your britches because this week we got a call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Reese’s […]