Patio Lanterns

BLUE SKIES AND CRYSTAL CLEAR WATER,  AMEN Ryan says farewell to Kelowna (and Best of Kelowna). After much deliberation we arrive at the Song of the Summer 2024. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

THE FINAL FOUR The Song of the Summer nominations battle it out in a 16 team bracket. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

THIS IS THE STORY OF A VERY TALL MAN... Ryan is looking for a fresh start in Nelson. Song of the Summer nominations are locked in. What has Alexander Grant been up to recently? Kurt watches Longlegs. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

INTRODUCING LORD KURT & LORD RYAN Randy's localized phone plan. Boring jobs and boring people, why does everyone make everything so boring!!? Doctors being egomaniacs. Ryan's quest filled weekend in Vancouver.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

The Daily did WHAT!? We attend another silent disco. Ryan makes a big purchase. Does Michael Barbaro know what the Daily did with their July 24th, 2024 episode "The Lingering Questions about the Attempt to Kill Trump"?  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

DID THEY SHOOT THE MONKEY? Ryan doesn't know how to pronounce Harambe. The return of digital cameras. A familiar name in the headlines again. Randy's obsession with water. A recent shooting makes us ponder if monkeys should be able to own guns. Zach Bryan and Taylor Swift are inevitable. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

JUSTICE FOR RACHEL The Stanley Cup Final is over but Kurt is still not nervous. Ryan tries out the pork chops in Lumby. It's a crop top hot boy summer. We break down the television show, Succession, which only just recently ended. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

PODATHON CANCELLED Ryan has a few too many mountain brews on his hike to Tuktoyaktuk. Kurt believes Arizona should be shut down. An uplifting story about the village of Elmswood. Joe Pavelski sucks! Dixon Dallas discovery. Best Local Podcast results... ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

APES BAD Ryan takes a road trip and ranks the communities within the East Kootenays. There's a bee infestation at Kurt's gym. Feeding Ryan brain nourishment on Instagram. Kurt's thoughts on Godzilla x Kong & Planet of the Apes. AI gaining momentum. Making the podcast more hygge. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

VOTE PATIO LANTERNS - a public pooper is on the loose in the Okanagan - Brian Kelley vs Tyler Hubbard -> we get you up to speed on the hottest feud in country music - Ludacris ARRIVES on our Song of the Summer list (or does he?) ----more---- Vote for us (ends May 17, 2024) https://bestof.kelownanow.com/ Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

VOTE PATIO LANTERNS We have been nominated for Best Local Podcast. NHL playoff talk. Taylor Swift discussion. Where is Pierre McGuire? The mysterious monkey king. Song of the Summer nominations are open! ----more---- Vote for us (starting May 6, 2024) https://bestof.kelownanow.com/ Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

POUR ONE OUT FOR OJ Cicadas infestation incoming? The Canadian Country Music Awards are coming to Kelowna. How you laying (when you go to sleep)? The internet's dying. O.J. Simpson was "alert and chilling" on the couch drinking beer, watching TV 2 weeks before he died, lawyer says.  ----more---- Vote for us (starting May 6, 2024) https://bestof.kelownanow.com/ Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

Announcing our campaign for: Best local influencer Best local podcast Best overall Instagram account Best overall TikTok account Kelowna's pit. Pooping wonderland. Jake Gyllenhaal should be ashamed for his physique in "Roadhouse". Gym contracts. Rest in peace Kevin the goose.  ----more---- Nominate/vote for us https://bestof.kelownanow.com/ Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

We're speaking the Tennessee Truth Spring garden goals. Kurt shares a plane with a celebrity on his way to California. BK and TJ of Florida Georgia Line reach Ross/Rachel levels of sexual tension. Pigeon talk boils over. Airports need to smarten up.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

One hand on the wheel. Long, deep breaths. Caveman owns this road. Kurt is back from Iceland with much to talk about including: his rental car freaking out and taking control of the wheel intermittently, no bathroom breaks, no lunch breaks, Iceland being a country boy's dream. The cat cloning lady is back! Randy listens intently. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

SPONGEBOB SUPER BOWL Somebody poisoned Kelowna's trees, and they're still out there! The K-man begins grinding his way to corporate king status. Randy's insane ear muff headphones. Kurt dating in 3 cities at once. Manifesting tragedy for podcast content. Kurt prepares for his trip ahead to Iceland to chase volcano content. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

Featuring our favorite gameshow "WRITE IT OFF"   Quick Patio Date update. A fortune from a fortune cookie comes true. We play every accountant's favorite game, WRITE IT OFF. We discuss our interest in rearing kids, how many kids we'd like to rear (if any), and why or why not we think it's a good idea to rear these kids. Kurt opens up a world of possibilities on Hinge with one simple trick. Kurt recounts a romantic comedy experience on a plane to Paris. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

WE BLEW OUR CONTENT IN THE FIRST HALF   Aliens invade - are you getting drafted? Ryan has an ethical dilemma at the grocery store. Setting up a mugging on your first date. Our thoughts on lo-fi music. Getting into a serious car crash to meet your life partner. Is there a podathon in our future?  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

Happy New Year? Kurt explains his Cinderella experience after Raudz. Kurt and Ryan consider releasing invasive species into the Okanagan. Ryan becomes enthralled in TikTok academia. Epstein Island. Kurt announces that he is leaving the podcast again to go and find himself again. Would you pay money to avoid children in your day-to-day? What about old people? ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

PATIO LANTERNS HIGH: EPISODE 5 (SEASON FINALE) Old friends Wallace (Kurt) and Andre (Randy) haven't seen each another in one week and agree to meet for dinner. Andre, a once well-known biologist, dropped out of the island scene to travel the province, while Wallace stuck around, finding only mixed success as a podcaster. As they sit down to eat, Andre launches into a series of fantastic stories from his time away, and Wallace can't help but notice how different their worldviews have become. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast