Patio Lanterns
- Author: Vários
- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 165:55:27
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Synopsis
Three above average personalities from Western Canada steal your heart and waste your time as they discuss current events in each others lives and reminisce about growing up under those patio lanterns.
Episodes
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Prom Kings
01/09/2023 Duration: 01h19minPatio Lanterns High: Part IV It's prom night and the school courtyard is transformed into a prom wonderland, adorned with twinkling lights and decorations. Kurt (fresh out of juvenile detention) and Ryan, navigate the big night and their rocky relationships. - Is Morgan Wallen a real person? - Randy avoids hurricanes and hits up Jumbo's Clown Room in Southern California - Kurt heads to Northern California and runs into some Napa Rebobs - Where is Keith Cook Carlson Ross #findkeith2023 - The final 4 SOTS nominees are announced. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Hollywood Lanterns
10/08/2023 Duration: 01h07minPatio Lanterns High: The Halloween Special coming soon... "Patio Lanterns High" is a thrilling supernatural high school drama that delves into the mysteries of a cursed town, testing the bonds of friendship and bravery as its characters confront their deepest fears and unravel a centuries-old enigma. - Aliens are real but who cares? - Ryan and Kurt recreate a famous scene from The Fast and the Furious - Ryan rants on raising money for a good cause - Kim Mitchell stinks? - Kurt has an encounter with a strange island man. - The Lost Episode finally released. Next up, Patio Lanterns the Podcast the Movie. - SOTS nominations - [45:00] We saw Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1 *spoilers* ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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The Lost Episode
01/08/2023 Duration: 01h03min5 YEARS IN THE MAKING Originally intended to be released in 2018, the (first) "lost" episode became a significant talking point over the years. It has evolved. And it's finally here. Enjoy. Eddie Spaghetti, the moon pr team, poop from the sky, Coffey Anderson, Chase Rice, live studio audiences, Keith Cook Carlson Ross (VISIS), bears=deaf people, would you rathers, Wilford Brimley, Cinnabon, sex dolls, Paul Flart. Featuring our favorite clips from the following episodes: Bears, beets, deaf people (2018) Jurassic Lifestyle (2018) The Goat (2018) The Return of the Kurt (2018) Whose Fart Is It Anyway? (w/ Paul Flart) (2018) Sex Dolls (w/ Wilford Brimley) (2018) Audio Trouble Investigation Squad (2019) The Late Show with Kurt & Ryan (ft. Kent MacDonald) (2019) I'll Have the Tuna, No Crust (w/ Ryder Hoy) (2019) Is that barbeque sauce on your neck? (2019) Fat Cats and Where to Find Them (2019) Eddie Spaghetti (2019) Spring breakers (ft. Coffey Anderson) (2020) POOPBUSTERS (2020) R&R (Ryan & Ron) (2020)
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Silent Disco
26/07/2023 Duration: 01h03minPatio Lanterns High: Part III - What happened to Threads? - X Gon' Give It To Ya - Jason Aldean cancelled - Randy and Caveman hit up the silent disco - A tip to stay cool and stretch out your pants - What's going on with all these grasshoppers? - An update on the Lost Episode - SOTS nominations ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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Alexander Grant
12/07/2023 Duration: 01h05minThis time on PATIO LANTERNS HIGH... - Ryan forces Kurt to watch all the Mission: Impossible movies - Kurt is KO'd by bacon and eggs - Butter + bread + olive oil + barley + water type businesses - LinkedIn lunatics and introducing Alexander Grant - Threads is out and Ryan is a day 1 user - SOTS nominations ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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High School Problems
02/07/2023 Duration: 01h05minWe invite superfans Christina, Alix, and Sascha onto the podcast to discuss our current and past lives. Just who is the Yellow-Vested Woman? ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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Bath time, shithead
07/06/2023 Duration: 01h22minKurt is back from Asia and Europe - Oiled up babies wrestling bulls - Turkish baths & slaps - Ryan's extravagant baths - Old people smell - Beautiful Parisians - We saw Fast X [0:00] We discuss Kurt's travels [57:30] Fast X (spoilers) discussion Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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Wide Open Spaces
26/04/2023 Duration: 41minLOYAL TO THE OIL Kurt gets oiled up in anticipation of Game 5 of the Edmonton Oilers vs Los Angeles Kings in the playoffs. Ryan goes off on naturopaths. We reflect back and look ahead as Patio Lanterns celebrates 5 years! Kurt's a little lost and hopes to find what he's looking for on his next big trip. Ryan turns to artificial intelligence to create his dating app In Real Life. This episode is on YouTube. Check it out! https://youtu.be/yszhSuifbGU Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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Unlawful But Legal
13/04/2023 Duration: 42minELECT BIGFOOT FOR SHERIFF - Kurt, the bachelor, heads down to the USA to celebrate - Ryan describes his gory experience shaving his head - A friend of the podcast's ass - Does draft beer get you more drunk? - Employers need to start writing their own cover letters - Ryan's dating app "In Real Life" Join the waitlist for In Real Life https://inreallife.durable.co/ Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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Lost in London (w/ Zoe Plant)
26/03/2023 Duration: 01h32minFRIENDLY STALKERS ONLY PLEASE [0 mins]: Randy orders some new flattering jeans. Kurt contemplates quitting the gym after trying out some local spin classes. Street sweepers take over the local headlines. [30:30 mins]: Friend of the show, Zoe, joins us on the patio. We discuss her recent move to London (England), dating, taking "the tube", and getting lost in the woods with Ryan. Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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The Hour of the Devil
09/03/2023 Duration: 41minRyan gets cornered by a pack of wild dogs in Mexico. We need a psychic to help Kurt get some damn sleep. The Valentine's Day effect sends ripples through the dating world. Kurt stars in a movie. Randy's insane travel toiletry bag. We let content run our lives. Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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Mountain Retreat
20/02/2023 Duration: 01h16minWe head to the mountains to relax and record this episode. Randy finally tries the bidet. A man gets panini'd at the gym. The Fast X trailer. The Apple Music fake crowd noise halftime show. Kurt gets mistaken for Dylan Sprouse (again). Ryan teases a new business case. An increase in paranormal activity since the Chinese balloon was shot down. Physiotherapists vs chiropractors. Raising the decibel level of a conversation. Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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Cawston to Carolina
05/02/2023 Duration: 50minWET FEBRUARY HAS ARRIVED Randy joins TikTok around the same time a Chinese surveillance balloon is spotted hovering over Eastern USA. One of us receives a special flower delivery. Another failed dating app and another successful ladies' spin night has Kurt on the lookout for girl friends. Do single male cat owners deserve another chance? A bot romances Kurt. Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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The Zodiac Killer
19/01/2023 Duration: 01h07minDry January may be bad for your health. Kurt's attendance in accounting class is accounted for. The dating apps are all dried up - Kurt provides his definitive rankings of the ones you know, and the ones you don't. Ryan gets into an altercation over a pool table. *BREAKING NEWS* The cat clone from last year suffers a setback. Country artists not getting enough credit. Round sectional couches and why Randy wrecked a stranger's home. Use promo code FRANK20 for 20% off your first purchase at AthleticBrewing.ca Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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The Caveman and Randy Show
04/01/2023 Duration: 43minLET'S GET PRIMITIVE Randy hosts a holiday cocktail party with a surprising guest appearance. New Year's lives up to the hype! An AI takes control of Randy's life, one email at a time...Weather apps cannot be trusted. A heated debate on rice cookers. Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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Gettin’ cheugy wit it
18/12/2022 Duration: 01h06minALTERNATE TITLE: Our dinner with Raud Caveman and Randy with a special in-person Christmas episode. Randy introduces a new word. Adriene's extremely specific yoga videos. The stark contrast between morning and evening news. Are we out on partying? Kurt is a cat. We don't understand the Addams Family. Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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Bombs Away
30/11/2022 Duration: 01h06minThe Penticton park bomber is locked up. Kurt is striving for hygge. Randy and Pa head out turkey hunting. Kurt does not like live music. More LinkedIn content. A mattress story. Luke Bryan's outrageous concerts. You can support friend of the show, Jake T Carey, and programs devoted to men's health by donating here through Movember: https://movember.com/m/13990077?mc=1 Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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You, Me and Bidet and Marley and I
17/11/2022 Duration: 37minI am Dogelon. Dogelon Mars. Join me and together we will reach the stars. The boys gaslight each other. Kurt considers moving his social media presence entirely to LinkedIn where people appreciate quality content. Cosplaying your job. Plumber problems. We try to figure out if we lost our 9 million dogelon mars coins. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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The Pump
03/11/2022 Duration: 48minWe're coming through your earbuds! Kurt - inspired by his travels - installs a bidet at home! It's beach season and Ryan ranks all of Kelowna's beaches. Our thoughts on Midnights by Tswift (and a sidebar on deluxe albums). The Hell's Kitchen button on Kurt's remote. A funny feeling at the gym... Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast
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Yoshi’s World
20/10/2022 Duration: 41minKurt finds himself. Again. - Kurt is back from Bali & Singapore. Lots to discuss! - Sentient robots & toilets. - Jet lag isn't real. - Loblaws gives Canadians the break they need. Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast