Patio Lanterns

HOW CAN MIRRORS BE REAL IF OUR EYES AREN'T REAL The Florida Panthers outclass the Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Final. A Kurt Kootenay rocky mountain road trip. A new political party emerges to unite British Columbians.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

RYAN LORE The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) has mandated the culling of four hundred ostriches in British Columbia, stemming from concerns of avian flu. Ryan goes back to school (x2). Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning discussion. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

LISAN AL GAIB Kurt is back from his international journey, bringing fresh insights, new perspectives, and valuable guidance to share with the listeners. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

The podcast will go on pause as Kurt ventures to find himself yet again. Ryan takes the tariff fight to US soil. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

LIVE FROM NELSON, BC Randy gets the ick. Someone loses their job hahaha!  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

The Gilmore Girls Podcast People won't stop defending Wayne Gretzky. Love in the age of AI. Randy has a big surprise!  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

Trade wars and brain rot. Ryan provides an update on his dating life. Kurt experiences reintegration sickness. Polarnights reveal! ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

Randy tries a brand new look. Kurt enters the Metaverse.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

Should all robots be hot? The first Song of the Summer nominee for 2025. Mark Zuckerberg in Alien: Romulus. Ryan's new bedroom tip! Kevin Costner is a quitter. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

3 TIMES THE SUSPENSE. 3 TIMES THE DANGER. 3 TIMES THE TERROR. M3GAN has the coolest fits. Subservience (starring Megan) and buying the hottest robot while your wife is in the hospital. Kurt makes a masterpiece. Randy wants to join a femme moon circle. A commentor takes over the show. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

In the fall of 2024, The Ushuaia left Ushuaia, Argentina and headed for the continent of Antarctica across the Southern Ocean. 2 days later, an event took place that had never occurred in recorded history.... ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

$jamesmichaelshannon2 Jake T. Carey joins us to accept recognition for nominating the eventual 2024 Song of the Summer winner, Porn Star Dancing. Stupid sexy vampires. Kurt is about to embark on another soul searching journey. Halloween is out of control. Discussing brain rot and niche instagram reels reaching our feeds. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

MAKING RYAN'S HOUSE A HOME Kurt visits Ryan in Nelson, BC. Patio Lanterns High Season 2 brainstorm. We listen to the night train. Kurt volunteers. A key sponsor makes a comeback. Are towns too weird?  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

BLUE SKIES AND CRYSTAL CLEAR WATER,  AMEN Ryan says farewell to Kelowna (and Best of Kelowna). After much deliberation we arrive at the Song of the Summer 2024. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

THE FINAL FOUR The Song of the Summer nominations battle it out in a 16 team bracket. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

THIS IS THE STORY OF A VERY TALL MAN... Ryan is looking for a fresh start in Nelson. Song of the Summer nominations are locked in. What has Alexander Grant been up to recently? Kurt watches Longlegs. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

INTRODUCING LORD KURT & LORD RYAN Randy's localized phone plan. Boring jobs and boring people, why does everyone make everything so boring!!? Doctors being egomaniacs. Ryan's quest filled weekend in Vancouver.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

The Daily did WHAT!? We attend another silent disco. Ryan makes a big purchase. Does Michael Barbaro know what the Daily did with their July 24th, 2024 episode "The Lingering Questions about the Attempt to Kill Trump"?  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

DID THEY SHOOT THE MONKEY? Ryan doesn't know how to pronounce Harambe. The return of digital cameras. A familiar name in the headlines again. Randy's obsession with water. A recent shooting makes us ponder if monkeys should be able to own guns. Zach Bryan and Taylor Swift are inevitable. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

JUSTICE FOR RACHEL The Stanley Cup Final is over but Kurt is still not nervous. Ryan tries out the pork chops in Lumby. It's a crop top hot boy summer. We break down the television show, Succession, which only just recently ended. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast