Synopsis
Three above average personalities from Western Canada steal your heart and waste your time as they discuss current events in each others lives and reminisce about growing up under those patio lanterns.
Episodes
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My Restless Dreams
23/10/2025 Duration: 51minIN MY RESTLESS DREAMS, I SEE THAT TOWN Kurt searches the haunted east coast. Ryan forages mushrooms and boot stomps in the barns. Randy is not impressed by "athlete" Shohei Ohtani. Kurt stars on a different podcast! ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Johnnie Walker
10/10/2025 Duration: 01h01minRyan's favorite whiskey, Johnnie Walker. What do I do at duty-free? ******* Johnnie Walker. That night, sipping the ******* Johnnie Walker in the war room by myself with him chilling. Why? I studied, bro. The entity interviews Randy. Vin Diesel needs to find a way to cut the budget of Fast and Furious. Ryan plots his Dirty Dancing moment. Is Taylor releasing albums a little too...swiftly? Kurt preps for a trip to the east coast. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Love on the Patio (w/ Kurt Steed)
23/09/2025 Duration: 57minTHERE'S A NEW COWBOY IN TOWN Kurt Steed, otherwise known by his Instagram handle @cowboy_k2, joins on this episode to discuss relationships, modern dating, and his approach to helping others online. [0:00] to [40:00] We get some relationship advice from Kurt! [40:00] to [end] Song of the Summer 2025 reveal. ----more---- Kurt's Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cowboy_k2/ Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Reel World
09/09/2025 Duration: 01h09minSAY THAT AGAIN Another Randy road trip. Are we the anti-Swifties? Kurt goes rock climbing for the 1st time. Spirit Halloween's killer business plan. The fantastic four song of the summer nominations are revealed. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Leon and Mr. X
26/08/2025 Duration: 55minYOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH Kurt showcases a new haircut. Ryan is hunting, foraging and fermenting every day. Kurt gets kicked off the jury. What are people doing in cafes? ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Armageddon
12/08/2025 Duration: 54minNPR - "It's 2025, the year we decided we need a widespread slur for robots" "Debate over the song of the summer rages on, but if there were a contest for a word of the summer, one front-runner would surely be the onomatopoeic clanker." Ryan takes an aggressive stance against robots. Kurt is back from Europe. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Gone in 40 Hours
18/07/2025 Duration: 01h04minTHIS EPISODE DESCRIPTION COULD BE A SONG Justin Bieber surprises Ryan with a new album. Song of the Summer gets country! Kurt rips to Whistler and back. Ryan attends a celebrity-filled wedding. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Runners vs Dog Lovers
03/07/2025 Duration: 01h09minPATIO LANTERNS SEASON 8: CHAPTER 10 Ryan's trail run. Vin Diesel announces some interesting Fast 11 news. Has the dog love gotten out of control? Brian Kelley (Beach Cowboy) releases a season 2 before Patio Lanterns High. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Two Cups, OneBC
19/06/2025 Duration: 01h02minHOW CAN MIRRORS BE REAL IF OUR EYES AREN'T REAL The Florida Panthers outclass the Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Final. A Kurt Kootenay rocky mountain road trip. A new political party emerges to unite British Columbians. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Mission: Impossible - Get a Job
06/06/2025 Duration: 01h06minRYAN LORE The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) has mandated the culling of four hundred ostriches in British Columbia, stemming from concerns of avian flu. Ryan goes back to school (x2). Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning discussion. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Red Eye to Pink Eye
21/05/2025 Duration: 01h34minLISAN AL GAIB Kurt is back from his international journey, bringing fresh insights, new perspectives, and valuable guidance to share with the listeners. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Soul Searching
03/04/2025 Duration: 44minThe podcast will go on pause as Kurt ventures to find himself yet again. Ryan takes the tariff fight to US soil. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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The Ick
16/03/2025 Duration: 39minLIVE FROM NELSON, BC Randy gets the ick. Someone loses their job hahaha! ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Finding Our Identity
03/03/2025 Duration: 58minThe Gilmore Girls Podcast People won't stop defending Wayne Gretzky. Love in the age of AI. Randy has a big surprise! ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Escape from the Metaverse
05/02/2025 Duration: 52minTrade wars and brain rot. Ryan provides an update on his dating life. Kurt experiences reintegration sickness. Polarnights reveal! ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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The 5 T's of Podcasting
23/01/2025 Duration: 59minRandy tries a brand new look. Kurt enters the Metaverse. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Manifestation
10/01/2025 Duration: 50minShould all robots be hot? The first Song of the Summer nominee for 2025. Mark Zuckerberg in Alien: Romulus. Ryan's new bedroom tip! Kevin Costner is a quitter. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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Making a Masterpiece
19/12/2024 Duration: 01h01min3 TIMES THE SUSPENSE. 3 TIMES THE DANGER. 3 TIMES THE TERROR. M3GAN has the coolest fits. Subservience (starring Megan) and buying the hottest robot while your wife is in the hospital. Kurt makes a masterpiece. Randy wants to join a femme moon circle. A commentor takes over the show. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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The Seaman
28/11/2024 Duration: 01h25minIn the fall of 2024, The Ushuaia left Ushuaia, Argentina and headed for the continent of Antarctica across the Southern Ocean. 2 days later, an event took place that had never occurred in recorded history.... ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast
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The Patio Lanterns Saga (w/ Jake Carey)
31/10/2024 Duration: 58min$jamesmichaelshannon2 Jake T. Carey joins us to accept recognition for nominating the eventual 2024 Song of the Summer winner, Porn Star Dancing. Stupid sexy vampires. Kurt is about to embark on another soul searching journey. Halloween is out of control. Discussing brain rot and niche instagram reels reaching our feeds. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast