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In this episode Kate Harlow comes back to talk with me about Mark Zuckerberg’s booster seat, my insatiable urge to touch fruit, how this podcast could potentially be bad for your brain, Karen the gator, what pennies look like, avocado toast face painting, Texans In Space, and a sandwich murderer. And stick around for Florida Man Bingo because it comes with a big announcement! Follow Kate on: Twitter - @argonkitten Follow Kate and friends' show “Bike Brigade” on: Twitter - @kids_bikes Instagram - @kidsonbikescast Their website - www.kidsonbikescast.com Find Kate and friends' show “Bike Brigade” on: - "Any of your fine podcasting services" Follow me on:
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In this episode I learn a lot about gestation, bees take over the world, an alligator is late to work, I get mad over an hour, and I finally find a common bond with cheetahs. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Podbean - Google Play - Stitcher Support the show on patreon!: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Tickets are still available for the WNBA game at the Mohegan Sun on Friday 8/23, get more information at sun.wnba.com/schedule Find more information about auditioning for the Connecticut Gay Men's Chorus at ctgmc.org Here's that video I referenced during the daylight savings time bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q77MQzU2Q Check out Shattered Worlds RPG! Article Links: https://people.com/pets/baby-rhino-born-artificial-insemination-buffalo-zoo/ https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/23245/20190709/

In this episode we gone down memory lane in an episode of Old News covering episodes 13-17! Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Podbean - Google Play - Stitcher Support the show on patreon!: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Find more information about auditioning for the Connecticut Gay Men's Chorus at ctgmc.org Check out Shattered Worlds RPG!

In this episode Kim is back and we talk about haunted harems, electricity-proof bears, Green Goblin’s army of D&D creatures, the many ways druids behave in society, a great way to ruin a children’s movie, Agatha’s Wii Bowling alley, the aliens keeping your toilet clean, lasagna crime, and we end the article segment with a lovely pep talk for your dick. I also unveil the newest addition to the SOTTOMH Game Cabinet, Florida Man Bingo! (this was a beta test, it will be workshopped, nothing was cut for time but a lot was cut for content) Follow Kim Metzger on twitter @Metzgirl and check out her podcasts at their respective websites, servicedesk.com and beholderseyecast.com! She also does a guest spot on LCP Dnd! Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Support the show on patreon!: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Check out my guest spot on Ed Bachta’s podcast UnAir

Episode 46 - My Jeedo, If You Will! In this episode Jon joins me to talk about what our good friend The Mastered Chief smells like, my dooms-day outfit, the most thoughtful way to have a bot text your girlfriend for you, Philadelphia’s crimes against robot-kind, how we’ve ALWAYS been in Spiderman Homecoming, the gritty reboot of Freaky Friday starring Stephen Colbert and Donald Trump, blind children cursing with legos, the parachute pride flag that might have been, voters who got too baked, and stealing animals from aquariums to go-kart like the Mario Brothers. Plus we play an exciting game of So Many Questions But 20 Will Do. Look for Jon’s shows Popcorn Junkie and Living In The Stacks on the Gumbie Cats Network! Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Support the show on patreon!: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Article Links: https://nerdist.com/article/ne

In this episode Lynne comes on to talk with me about weed stories from jail, the Burgered King’s new demaborgers, the tenderest kiss that changed the world, beans that eat rocks, the gelatinous space UN, glazing your fun bits, crying at Disney songs, and how cool your ferret is when it’s stoned. Also we play a game of Fuck Marry Kill: Florida Man Edition. Find Lynne on Twitter @aynnelnn Listen to The Read Between and Nostalgia Cops! Find them on Twitter @readbetweencast and @nostalgiacops. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Support the show on patreon!: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Article Links: https://q985online.com/new-illinois-marijuana-laws-will-clear-over-700000-convictions/ https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/13/business/burger-king-stranger-things/index.html https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-ms-justin-bieber-tom-cruise-fight-20190610-stor

In this episode I’m joined by Matt to talk about things like spooky parks, ThanksMcGiving, dumpster-diving for screenplays, the state of Goodwill sex benches, exchanging your baby for store-credit at the hospital, Britain’s next Lord Buckethead, the musical opinions of what’s-his-name, and your moped which is also your wife. Plus we play an eye-opening game of What’s Florida Man Been Up To! Find Matt on Twitter @mattunderscorec Check out the shows he hosts on! - Stuff Weekly - Cartridge Blowers Be sure to tune into the Summer Games Done Quick charity fundraiser where Matt will be hosting! Proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Google Play - Stitcher - Podbean Check out the show’s patreon @ patreon.com/straightoffpod Article Links: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/31/

In this episode friends of the show Aiden and Jeff pop in for a group hang and talk about Mt. Damn Daniel, turning off the temperature, learning about a president, Jurassic Kush, cryptid orgies, and a beer-stealin’ pig. Also we play a fun game of So Many Questions But 20 Will Do. Find Jeff on Twitter at @eljefetacoma Find Aiden on twitter and instagram at @kinsellaaiden Check out all their shows! - Shattered Worlds RPG - Jeff, Aiden, AJ - Everything Is Awesome Pod - Jeff - War for the Tower - Jeff - Good Idea - Aiden Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Google Play - Stitcher - Podbean Check out the show’s patreon @ patreon.com/straightoffpod Article Links: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/2019/05/everest-season-deaths-controversy-crowding/ https://www.businessnewsdaily.com/10964-office-tem

In this episode I’m finally back from hiatus and Colin and Bill are back to help me get back into the swing of things as we discuss scientific dream coconuts, the best heist nicknames, the clout dichotomy, ladytwitter.com, plane smoking, deep-learning intimacy, The Colonel’s self-esteem issues, solutions for hazardous asteroids, and a lemur’s most fuckable years. Also we play a game of Would You Rather: Florida Man Edition. Follow Colin on: Twitter - @ColinMParker Instagram - @ColinMParker Follow Bill on: Twitter - @billhinderman Instagram - @billhinderman Check out Colin’s many shows! - Myth Takes - Journey Under 30 - Apotelesma Check out the Scavengers Network!: Website - www.scavengersnetwork.com Check out Shortwave!: Website - www.goshortwave.com Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Google Play - St

Sorry for not posting this earlier, I struggled with announcing this because it's not something I really WANT to do but it's something that I HAVE to do for my own mental health. In the meantime you can still hear me on Shattered Worlds. Again thank you guys in advance for letting me take the time to heal myself mentally, some of the things on my plate are gonna calm down soon but for now they require my focus. See you May 28th with a new episode.

In this episode Daniel Spencer joins me and we have a wonderful time talking about a young child’s make-up crimes, Captain Breakfast, an endless supply of Rick Shaws’, the preferred transit options of the Bermuda Triangle, how shitty McDonald’s is, the chemicals in the air that turn the birds gay, eating the rich, the Paul Blart Mall Cop convention in Pauleigh North Carolina, the eldritch god of drawing dicks, and a fight entertaining enough to steal cornbread for. Plus we play a riveting game of Fuck Marry Kill: Florida Man Edition! Follow Daniel on: Twitter - @dantendo64 Follow his shows on Twitter: Kids On Bikes - @kids_bikes The Fourth Journal - @The4thJournal Apotelesma - @ApotelesmaP Find his shows wherever fine podcasts are sold! Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Support the show on patreon!: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Article Links: http

In this episode Aiden is back to talk about capitalism on the moon, Energizer producing a lack-luster boi, two militaries parent-trapping mommy and daddy law, our own short attention spans, congress’s dissatisfaction with plums, our impatience for slower and better news, just how many furries there are, and how honey is eye juice is bee cum. Plus we play a game of Fuck Marry Kill: Florida Man Edition! Follow Aiden on: Twitter - @kinsellaaiden Follow his show “Good Idea” on: Twitter - @goodideacast Instagram - @goodideacast Tumblr - @goodideacast Find his show “Good Idea” on: - Apple Podcasts - Stitcher - Libson - Google Play - “Pretty much anywhere you can get a podcast…” Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Support the show on patreon!: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Article Links:
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In this episode Jeff comes back to talk with me about pioneer slang, President Garfield's many connections to the future, the double Francis conundrum, why we need to floss more, crimes committed by komodo dragons, a moment of appreciation for the lil' people helping the environment, and a Mr. Rogers robot! Also we play "So Many Questions But I Guess 20 Will Do!" Follow Jeff on Twitter @eljefetacoma Find Jeff's shows wherever fine podcasts are sold: - Everything Is Awesome with Jeff and KC - Shattered Worlds RPG - The War For The Tower Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Podbean - Google Play - Stitcher Support the show on Patreon: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Check out Shattered Worlds RPG and be on the look out for IP Thieves! Article Links: https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/local-news-segmen

In this episode Tracy joins me to talk about an adorable oxen couple, the bunny ban of ’94, all the possible realities that exist, the dopest possible plastic outfits, alligator belly magic, a sticky sweater mess, the forbidden cruise activities, the best gaming strats for fighting a cookie in Mortal Kombat, the Avenger with the best face caterpillar, and dog suffrage, plus we play a quick game of What’s Florida Man Been Up To! (Kevin if you’re reading or listening to this you and Tracy must fight for the crown) Find Tracy on Twitter @adealswarlock Find Tracy’s shows on Twitter: - Paper News Out Loud: @realityoutloud - Apotalesma: @ApotelesmaP Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Podbean - Google Play - Stitcher Check out Shattered Worlds RPG and be on the look out for IP Thieves! Article Links: http

In this episode Evan Williamson joins me to talk about the heavy-shitters of space, my deep obsession with Baby Geniuses, the many crossovers of the new Critical Role animated series, all the cool new friends Mario can make if you make micro-transactions, a dog-place-holding fish, this old man’s suite life, the many delicious plastics sold at target, and the legendary Pokemon to be featured in Pokemon Gun, plus we play a game of Fuck Marry Kill: Florida Man Edition! Follow Evan on Twitter @e_williamson93 Follow Evan’s podcasts on Twitter: - The Read between podcast @readbetweencast - Nostalgia Cops @nostalgiacops Find Evan’s podcasts wherever fine podcasts are sold. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Podbean - Google Play - Stitcher Article Links: https://www.cnet.com/news/nasa-astronauts-to-team-

In this episode David Hanna joins me to talk about how I got got by the Internet, Morgan the under-payed intern, Ryan Reynolds’ ability to make you talk about skydiving onto your grandma, just how good Girl Scout cookies are, Wonder Bunny the Amazonian Princess-Bunny-Warrior, the Good Boy Murderers, the eldritch god that the Easter Island statues are keeping at bay, the best Shark Tank pitch EVER, the worst tutorial of all time, and our joint shock in my ability to accurately guess a news story, plus we play some more So Many Questions But I Guess 20 Will Do! Follow David on Twitter @BigMacinpod Follow his many podcasts on Twitter: - @MacintoshMaud - @TrackMeetCast - @Kids_Bikes Find his podcasts wherever you find quality podcasts! Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Podbean - Google Play - Stitcher

In this episode Jamie Hamilton joins me to discuss the TSA conspiracy theory, how I could take Will Smith’s place when he doesn’t want to do a role, the ethereal plane and their amazing raves, the things we lost to tidiness, the location of spider taint, bears training to fight alien invaders, bees taking Hollywood by storm, pigeon mods, and then we check to see What’s Florida Man Been Up To! Follow Radio Undead on Twitter and Instagram @radio_undead and listen to them wherever you listen to fine podcasts! Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Podbean - Google Play - Stitcher Look out for updates on IP Thieves! Article Links: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-47358422 https://comicbook.com/dc/2019/02/28/suicide-squad-2-will-smith-exits-james-gunn-dc-comics-movie/ https://www.nbcnews.c

In this episode Kate’s back! We have some fun catching up and then we talk about how easy it is to get pizza, what’s inside Area 51.2, the most dangerous game of Chubby Bunny, cat-sonas versus dog-sonas, the weirdest long-con on earth, Texas has Big Tigers, domino’s is swimming in dick pics, how a gorilla’s eyes can pierce the soul, all people named Tom have the same O-Face, busting a move at the olympics, and we play a brand new game that I am tentatively calling “So Many Questions But I Guess 20 Will Do.” Follow Kate on: Twitter - @argonkitten Follow Kate and friends' show "Kids On Bikes" on: Twitter - @kids_bikes Instagram - @kidsonbikescast Their website - www.kidsonbikescast.com Find Kate and friends' show "Kids On Bikes" on: - "Any of your fine podcasting services" Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podc

In this episode Bethy Squires joins me and as soon as we stop talking about stress and imposter syndrome we get right into talking about the baby shark slot machine, golf world, Abu’s real life as a drug-addicted monkey actor, fabric rights, how Elvis is Rami Malek is Freddie Mercury, Bella Thorne and Tana Mongeau desperately want us to watch them make sweet sweet love, a woman conceiving twins from the Glee Season 1 way, the gay penguins that have outshone Kimye in every possible way, McDonalds trying to bring Grimmace back in a major way, and Cool Pope’s soundless farts. Plus there’s a fun game of Fuck Marry Kill: Florida Man Edition played after all of that! Look for Bethy’s projects Coming Clean and Not Great With Bethy Squires on all your podcatchers, and check out her website at bethysquires.com Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on

In this episode Debrah owes me big time, Bow Wow has a real human name that I just learned, children play frisbee with Mona Lisa, Smash is better than football for sure, Amelia Earhart is definitely a mermaid, Islands can’t just disappear, kids will forever be traumatized by gummy bears, The Wall is nothing, pizza gives you access to the other 90% of your brain, and Hawaii outlawed smoking wrong. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Google Play - Stitcher - Podbean https://nypost.com/2019/01/23/new-app-in-china-shows-you-whos-racking-up-debt/ https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/new-details-rapper-bow-wow-arrested-after-fight-with-woman-police-say/B5cvsfpRFifCASTQOawFDM/ https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-02-03/art-on-the-superyachts-beware-of-wine-corks-and-unruly-children https://kotaku.com/th