Synopsis
Welcome to Straight Off The Top Of My Headlines, a podcast where I take headlines from recent(?) news and pretend like I know from that information what the first paragraph of the article is going to be.
Episodes
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SOTTOMH Ep 11 - Welcome To The BONE ZONE!
08/09/2018 Duration: 38minIn this episode we banish Alex Jones, I can eat many egg, the entire show is exposed by biased google news, we crack down on the second chicken crime of the podcast, pageants are doing just fine, an elderly woman lives my best life, people in the UK are shagging in the streets, we study a hardcore tree, Pepper Potts needs a new actress, we finally 420 medicine it, kids are annoying enough to warrant an electric fence, a level 10 rogue failed her dexterity check, and honorifics are bullshit. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Google Play - Stitcher Article Links: https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/09/alex-jones-permanently-suspended-from-twitter/ https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/323001.php https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/google-news-is-heavily-biased-but-its-not-rigged http://ww
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SOTTOMH Ep 10 - 8 Simple (Scallop) Rules
01/09/2018 Duration: 31minIn this episode we take cyber-pony to the Kentucky Derby, we arrest the bad coyote from Looney Tunes, a dolphin becomes a sex offender, all “goofballs” must be shot on sight, the media lies, J-Law gets arrested for hacking Kate Upton’s nudes, a galaxy is living its best life, we discuss the proper rules and regulations of scallops, goats are perfect companions, planes become the highly pressurized tunnel of love, and Carolyn Hax thinks I’m a dud. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Google Play - Stitcher Article Links: https://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/foal-permafrost-1.4797543 https://gizmodo.com/museum-visitor-falls-into-giant-hole-that-looks-like-a-1828462859 https://www.newsweek.com/horny-dolphin-forces-closure-popular-beach-after-rubbing-people-1091384 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-cana
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SOTTOMH Ep 9 - Golf Snack
29/08/2018 Duration: 33minIn this episode we vandalize hotel rooms, you should cut every cord, all doctors should quit, VACCINATE YOUR KIDS, you all need to change your apple passwords, plumbing doesn’t work like that, Mr. Abbott haz uh werd four yoo, the lazy will never die, golf becomes an extreme sport, and we take a moment for car talk. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Google Play - Stitcher Article Links: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45274174 https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonathanberr/2018/08/20/the-hype-about-cord-cutting-is-overblown/ https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/doctor-out-why-physicians-are-leaving-their-practices-pursue-other-n900921 https://www.bbc.com/news/health-45246049 https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-45219895 https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-45222865 http
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SOTTOMH Ep 8 - Pretty Sneaky
17/08/2018 Duration: 40minIn this episode San Fran goes on poop patrol, bombs have a social media following, straight men are idiots, Google just does not get it, vaping is bad for you, people try to move a sphinx, we unlock the long hidden secrets of the good pasta food, a baby gets a birth-right to Chick-Fil-A, weed helps you poop, and the owners of Nintendo start kicking’ asses and takin’ names! Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Article Links: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/15/san-francisco-creates-poop-patrol-to-clean-up-citys-feces-ridden-sidewalks.html poop patrol https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-45196164 wifi detects bombs http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2018/08/15/husband-accidentally-tattoos-wrong-wedding-date-on-ring-finger.html dumb husband tattoo https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-45183041 google tracks you https://www.bbc.com/news/health-45170756 vap
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SOTTOMH Ep 7 - The Perfect Return To Crime
10/08/2018 Duration: 30minIn this episode some friends do a very bad prank, self employment is better, a snake drops the world’s hottest mixtape, we can’t just let kids be kids, Alex Trebek’s sentience is uploaded into a robot, I find out why your fidget spinner needs to be charged, Durex is a subpar condom brand, some kids wreck a neighborhood, and Ant Man is back at the crime again. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Article links: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/07/30/hot-water-challenge-reportedly-leaves-teen-with-second-degree-burns.html https://www.bbc.com/news/business-44887623 http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/07/30/huge-rattlesnakes-loud-warning-to-mississippi-man-goes-viral.html https://www.eonline.com/news/956314/millie-bobby-brown-and-jacob-sartorius-break-up http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/07/30/alex-trebek-hints-that-hell-retire-from-jeopa
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SOTTOMH Ep 6 - Quick Thinking Tinkling
03/08/2018 Duration: 22minIn this episode journalists are just trying to do their job, a man goes well out of his own way to be hateful, the US stops a dangerous DIY project, aquariums need to get better security, women buy plan B online, and someone uses their own super soaker to put out a fire. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: - Twitter: @StraightOffPod - Facebook: www.facebook.com/straightoffpod - Tumblr: @straightoffpod - GMail: straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts (rate and review please!) - Google Play - Stitcher Article Links: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/cnn-reporter-barred-from-white-house-event-drawing-journalists-protests/2018/07/25/81dd6b5e-9057-11e8-bcd5-9d911c784c38_story.html https://gritpost.com/racist-ohio-driver-video/ https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45027237 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45016893 https://www.bbc.com/news/health-45007707 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-45018213
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SOTTOMH Ep 5 - Mars Rover 420 Titties
27/07/2018 Duration: 33minIn this episode we introduce the Week In Report, we discuss the biggest news from San Diego Comic-Con, the economy sucks, I'm confused about BitCoin, medical science is cool as heck, Europe's space program learns from the Internet's mistakes, an ancient snake unfortunately did not pull a Captain America, we learn a lesson in moderation, One (1) man is VERY stupid, and some good boys and girls have fun in a field. Find me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Find the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Article Links: https://www.theverge.com/2018/7/23/17601208/comic-con-biggest-news-san-diego-2018 https://www.bbc.com/news/business-44926447 https://cointelegraph.com/news/bitcoin-breaks-8-000-as-selected-alts-see-slight-recovery http://news.mit.edu/2018/cell-sized-robots-sense-their-environment-0723 https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-44889596 https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-44872
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SOTTOMH Ep 4 - Soccer Is Confirmed Gay
20/07/2018 Duration: 33minIn this episode I discover what theme music is, people don't appreciate theme parks enough, old photos get spooky, the gays take Russia, an Australian restaurant takes out the trashed, a sarcophagus has stuff in it, pedophiles pretend they aren't criminals, a big bee does 10+ hurting damage, Spain has problems docking, a young man forgets Lyft exists (not sponsored but it totally should be right?), lesbians get a hero, the CEO of Amazon has too much money, and a man gets piss in his face. Follow me at: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show at: Twitter- @StraightOffPod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Email - straightoffpod@gmail.com Article Links: https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/07/10/bad-wifi-connections-are-bad-news-for-theme-parks-2/ http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/07/10/haunting-faces-ghosts-reappear-in-worlds-oldest-photos.html https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-44765661 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-44761401 http://www.foxnews.com/scienc
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SOTTOMH Ep 3 - Millennials Killed Fox News
13/07/2018 Duration: 33minWelcome to episode 3 of Straight Off The Top Of My Headlines! In today's episode we discuss football vikings, irresponsible librarians, some terrible TERF's, the gayest band to come out of Russia, very bad chicken, the terms and agreements of making a driverless car, the unwelcomed building of a Big Boy, what the millennials killed this time, paypals necromantic abilities, a politician's longest hell yeah, the big bad pizza daddy and his crimes against society, and the worst prank but best marketing of all time. Find me at: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Find the show at: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com Email - straightoffpod@gmail.com Article Links: https://www.indy100.com/article/england-fans-hooligan-break-into-ikea-after-team-beats-sweden-world-cup-8437041 https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/mother-warns-other-parents-after-son-received-inappropriate-book-from-local-library https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-44757403 https://w
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SOTTOMH Ep 2 - Nuts Help Your Nuts
06/07/2018 Duration: 31minIn this episode we talk about a big catch during high tide, an overly forgiving wife, a vertically challenged "teacher," the importance of a nut based diet, McHoot the Crime Owl, the hungry little cancer fighter, some illegally obtained footage of me, Sony's big woopsy daisy, trash santa, a very bad purchase for a very good cause, why Yelp isn't responsible for your shady business, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and who's been drawing crop circles in your cornfield. Follow the show at: Twitter - @StraightOffPod email - straightoffpod@gmail.com Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com Follow me at: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Article Links: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/03/florida-fisherman-reels-in-bale-marijuana.html https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-44521209 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-44700473 https://www.bbc.com/news/health-44695602 http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/07/04/rare-snowy-owl-found-in-famed-new-york-city-jail.html https://www.medicalnews
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SOTTOMH Ep 1 - The Many Definitions Of BAE
01/07/2018 Duration: 14minWelcome to the inaugural episode of Straight Off The Top Of My Headlines! In today's episode we discuss how BAE is better than YOUR bae, known reptilian Mark Zuckerburg, a very bad idea for a camera, that flamingo you probably forgot about, and an experiment that I may have judged far too quickly. Follow the show at: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - www.facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com Gmail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Follow me at: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Article Links: https://www.bbc.com/news/business-44649959 https://theoutline.com/post/5160/facebook-seems-to-be-giving-fox-news-a-boost?zd=1&zi=x7h45f6t https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44655263 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44633602 https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/retailers-experiment-blue-lights-deter-drug-56119839