Everyone's Gay

It’s the podcast where “we’re both gay so so are you.” Today’s topic is gay bars or as they’re known to straights, “bars but specifically for the homosexual people.” They talk about leather, types of gay bars, and tell some hook-up stories. You’ll never know if harnesses are becoming mainstream unless you tune in. Chris tells the story of getting gay friend-zoned by being told he’s loved like a brother. Bryan got scarlet fever and became a super twink -- which did not end well. They talk about their first gay bar experiences and “that smell of straight men.” At 30:03, they take a letter from a “baby gay betch” who recently came out and is nervous that they’ll make a fool of themselves at a gay bar, are there any unspoken rules? At 38:44, they play would you rather: only go to straight bars forever, or have to go to a gay bar every night for 10 years for at least two hours.

Bryan and Chris are joined by their first lady and host of the podcast "Martinis and Murder", Daryn Carp. Daryn breaks down what it's like to work first hand with Andy Cohen, and why the Manson Murders are her favorite. This episode presents the question "are gay men misogynistic towards women?" At 29:00, they break down a letter from a listener asking how to do damage control after being outed by somebody when they aren't ready for the world to know. At 38:00, get ready for a game of "Marry, Fuck, Kill"- serial killer edition.

Gay people are feeling off all of the time. Chris admits to feeling on maybe once or twice a week, usually uppers are involved. Bryan hates girls' hair (don't ask him to smell your hair). Pride Month is over and the hosts are low-key thrilled. The commercialization of pride month is frustrating. Obviously, you like gays, you're a store in Chelsea. They move onto gay tribes such as twink, bear, otter, daddy, chub, etc. and define all of them. At 24:11, a listener writes in about being unable to orgasm with their boyfriend inside of them. Chris advocates that one should, "eat the bussy, eat the pussy, suck the peen." At 30:27, a single female writes in. She's fallen for a gay guy and is totally and completely in love with him. What should she do?

Bryan saw Mean Girls on Broadway and Emma Thompson told a girl being noisy, "excuse me, but you really need to stop that." They ask Grey how it was working with Tina Fey, how Broadway shows write and rehearse, and what it was like finding out he got the big part. Grey talks about how fun and tiring it can be playing a high schooler and taking selfies with fans. Bryan shares a trick for getting to the front of Beyonce concerts. At 25:00, they take a letter from a listener struggling to make gay friends. At 31:50, they take another letter from a listener whose gay sister is dating someone. They've been together a couple months and are moving in. Chris used to be friends with five 38-year-old Lesbians. They wrap up asking Grey what he would tell your teenage-age self?

Bryan and Chris are joined by Yuhua Hamasaki of RuPaul's Drag Race. They talk about the process of getting on the show and the viral moments (Miss. Vannnjie). They talk about drag culture, its origins, and who they think will win the finale. At 18:20, they take a letter from a listener who is attracted to a straight friend and wants to make a move since they're potentially bi, but they don't want to come off as a "predator to the straights." At 26:40 they take a letter from a gay man talking about his lesbian sister. The listener wonders if gay men and lesbians can be friends. At 35:00, they wrap up on a classic question: what would you tell your 14-year-old self if you could?

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Bryan and Chris return for an amazing Episode 2. They talk about Bryan and whether or not he's a ginger (he's not), gay people who don't have a community, and remember the tough times when they were in the closet and not surrounded by gay friends. After they talk about gay icons. Seriously, why are they all women (besides RuPaul)? They talk extensively about Lady Gaga, queen that she is. After, at 19:57, they take a letter from a listener who's always been a bottom but wants to try being a top. The problem is they don't last very long. How can he last longer? At 26:44, they take another letter from a listener asking about how to handle a niece that they suspect is gay. What do they say when she comes out? After they talk about what piece of advice your current self would tell your high school self. Then they ask Gus Kenworthy, Adam Rippon, Natasha Lyonne and more the same question.

Bryan and Chris, neither of whom have ever touched a vagina, talk about coming out of the closet. They talk about the challenges of coming out and how if everyone had just come out of the closet, they could have all been fucking the whole time. They talk about how to react when someone comes out to you. They move onto pride which Bryan deems worth going if you've never gone. At 20:54, they are joined by Phillip Picardi, Chief Content Officer at Teen Vogue and them. They talk about the meaning of Pride, them (a community platform dedicated to celebrating LGBTQ voices), fashion, and more. At 34:18, they take a question from a listener asking if her boyfriend is gay who wants a male-male-female encounter - more for his benefit than hers

Welcome to the latest podcast by Betches Media! Everyone’s Gay is a no filter podcast that covers gay sex, dating and lifestyle with occasional pop culture analysis. Unlike other "gay" podcasts, Everyone's Gay is not toned down for a squeamish straight audience. Instead, your hilarious hosts, Chris Burns and Bryan Russell Smith, provide a real look at all things homosexual in a funny, informative way that will delight gay audiences (and interested breeders).