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In this week’s episode, the Screen Queens revisit the working woman movies that shaped pop culture. The three contenders for the top spot are ‘Working Girl,’ ‘The Devil Wears Prada,’ and ‘Erin Brockovich.’ From Tess McGill’s shoulder pads to Erin Brockovich’s iconic ‘I said who’s number do you need?’ moment, each movie shows badass women navigating challenging workplaces. Join us as we relive the power struggles and unforgettable lines from the most legendary working woman films ever. Miranda Presely can dress us down any day. From the grit of 80s office politics to the high-gloss drama of Runway magazine, we break down the most dumpable men, and discuss why these movies are endlessly rewatchable.  00:00 - Intro 00:56 - Fit Check 04:20 - The Devil Wears Prada 06:39 - Erin Brockovich 08:06 - Best Job 12:30 - The Judy Greer Award for Best Best Friend 17:30 - The Hoes Before Bros Award 21:10 - The Best 'F*ck You' Monologue 26:35 - The Best Way to Get to Work 28:59 - The CEO Award 32:50 - The Best Work

The Emmys are less than a week away, and the Betches Video Club is back to talk all things comedy! The Screen Queens unpack the biggest nominations and snubs, including the domination of ‘The Studio,’ Hannah Einbinder’s stand-out performance in ‘Hacks,’ and Janelle James’ scene-stealing role in ‘Abbott Elementary.’ The hosts get into the politics of Emmy categories, why some actors are nominated as supporting vs. lead, and which performances had us actually laughing out loud. Also, does the ‘The Bear’ even count as a comedy?! Whether you’re rooting for Quinta Brunson or Jean Smart, this episode is packed with hot takes, passionate pitches, and plenty of laughs to prep you for the Emmys. 00:00 - Intro 01:19 - Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy 09:34 - Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy 15:47 - Best Lead Actress in a Comedy 24:30 - Best Lead Actor in a Comedy 29:12 - Outstanding Comedy Series 35:09 - Outro Next week we’ll be tackling the best Working Women films of all time! Which one will take the crow

The Emmys are almost here, and the Betches Video Club is breaking down this year’s TV drama nominees. The Screen Queens unpack everything from Sam Rockwell’s ‘The White Lotus’ wild monologue that clinched him the nomination to Britt Lower’s haunting ‘Severance’ performance and more. They share hot takes on the shows that defined prestige television discussing the wild overlap between comedy and drama in today’s landscape. The hosts debate which series will take the crown and who got snubbed for the Best Actor/Actress categories. Whether you’re obsessed with  @HBO 's heavy hitters like ‘The Pitt’ or ‘The White Lotus’ or  @AppleTV 's dark thrillers like ‘Slow Horses’ or ‘Severance’ this discussion will get you Emmy-ready. 00:00 - Intro 1:15 - Best Supporting Actress in a Drama 5:25 - Best Supporting Actor in a Drama 11:21 - Best Lead Actress in a Drama 12:59 - Best Lead Actor in a Drama 16:19 - Outstanding Drama Series 20:05 - Outro Don’t forget next week we’ll be tackling the Emmy comedy nominees! Subscrib

This week we’re taking a trip back to 2012, froyo reigned supreme, peplum tops were everywhere, and Lena Dunham’s groundbreaking HBO series ‘Girls’ just premiered. From Hannah Horvath’s messy New York adventures to Marnie Michaels’ perfectionism, the Screen Queens dissect the most iconic (and unhinged) episodes of ‘Girls.’ Expect plenty of hot takes and chaos as we debate the worst boyfriend and get real on why Lena Dunham’s writing still resonates today. Whether you loved ‘Girls,’ hated it, or just love watching messy people make messy choices it’s clear why this show still sparks so many conversations. Plus, the hosts weigh in on Lena Dunham’s new show ‘Too Much,’ starring Meg Stalter and if it can be the ‘Girls’ of this decade.

From Cousins Beach to the Outer Banks, it’s time to settle the ultimate debate: which teen summer drama reigns supreme? In this episode the Screen Queens are asking who had the best summer, The O.C., Outer Banks, or The Summer I Turned Pretty? Expect plenty of nostalgia, chaotic teen romance, and the eternal question, where ARE the parents?  Along the way they swap their own teen summer stories–from awkward first kisses to beach days that could rival any scripted drama. Whether you’re an O.C. superfan, obsessed with the high-speed treasure hunts of Outer Banks, or living for the Conrad vs. Jeremiah debate, this episode will make you want to binge each show all over again. If you love The O.C. throwback join us next week as we dissect the best of HBO’s Girls. The Pilot (Season 1, Episode 1) Panic In Central Par (Season 5, Episode 6)  The Crackcident (Season 2, Episode 5) Beach House (Season 3, Episode 7) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Betches Video Club, it’s a showdown to determine the ultimate Steven Spielberg summer blockbuster. From Jeff Goldblum's glistening shirtless moment in Jurassic Park, to the severed head scare in Jaws, to the emotional ride that is E.T., this episode is packed with unfiltered reactions and surprising opinions. We jump in with the film that redefined the summer blockbuster, Jaws (still holds up nearly 50 years later). Next up, the ultimate childhood heartstring-puller, unpacking the film’s magical tone and emotional depth. And of course, Drew Barrymore's star-making moment (and her tragic backstory) gets a major shoutout. Then, the Screen Queens dive into everything from Laura Dern’s "mother" energy to Jeff Goldblum’s chaotic charisma as they break down what makes this dino epic endlessly rewatchable.  Next week, we are watching the pilot of these iconic teen dramas, The Summer I Turned Pretty, The OC, and Outer Banks! Join us! Don’t forget to vote in our next poll and tell us what movies the Vid

This week on Betches Video Club, the Screen Queens dive into the chaotic, emotional, and lowkey delusional world of Americans abroad. The Parent Trap, The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, and The Lizzie McGuire Movie shaped how an entire generation of teens thought international travel would go, and *spoiler alert* the bar was set unrealistically high. From dual Lindsay Lohans orchestrating the parent trap across continents to Lizzie McGuire becoming an international pop star by accident, these millennial-core films defined our dreams of romance abroad. Also the way America Ferrara absolutely ate in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, give her an Oscar! The hosts take a nostalgic look at what these movies promised us, from self-discovery to an entirely false sense of what a middle school class trip to Rome might be like. Whether you’ve watched these movies a hundred times or haven’t seen them in two decades, this episode is your ultimate rewatch companion. Expect plenty of laughs and honest reflections

What’s the most delusional plotline in Sex and the City? In this episode of Betches Video Club, we dive headfirst into the most iconic moments from SATC. From Carrie's big confrontation in the Hamptons to Charlotte's unrealistic relationship requests (looking at you penile implant), we dish on the show’s most unhinged hotties, Carrie’s outfits, and which decade is the best one your 20s or 30s. Plus we debate when exactly you earn your New Yorker card and the classic question on whether you're a Carrie, a Miranda, or maybe a Charlotte pretending to be a Samantha. Once and for all we settle the debate on which of Carrie’s men is the hottest. Was it the charming Aidan Shaw, or maybe the mysterious Russian whisking her off to Paris? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s the best wedding movie of all time? Bridesmaids, Crazy Rich Asians, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, My Best Friend’s Wedding, and Mamma Mia duke it out in this episode of Betches Video Club, as we dish out our definitive takes on the best (and worst) wedding movies. From iconic dresses (hello, Constance Wu’s blue silk moment in Crazy Rich Asians) to chaotic in-laws (My Big Fat Greek Wedding, anyone?), we break down our favorite wedding looks, most crush-worthy grooms, unhinged mother-in-laws, and which fictional weddings we’d RSVP "yes" to in real life. Plus, we debate whether Mamma Mia! is cinema or chaos, drag My Best Friend’s Wedding through the aisle, and give Megan from Bridesmaids her long-overdue flowers.

Romcom lovers, assemble. In this episode of Betches Video Club, we’re handing out our own (completely legitimate) Betchie awards to the greatest romantic comedies of all time (as determined by our office poll): When Harry Met Sally, 10 Things I Hate About You, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and Crazy, Stupid, Love. We rank the most iconic romcom moments—from Heath Ledger singing on the bleachers to Ryan Gosling’s shirtless reveal in Crazy, Stupid, Love, the yellow dress from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and of course, the New Year’s Eve kiss in When Harry Met Sally. Plus, we award the Judy Greer Award for Best Best Friend. Also discussed: -The foreplay-to-kiss ratio in Crazy, Stupid, Love ("an hour and ten minutes of foreplay, as usual") -Whether you’d need a therapist or a friend to convince you to hook up with Ryan Gosling -The universal truth that "they don’t make sweaters like they used to" -Billy Crystal’s unexpected sex appeal in When Harry Met Sally -Why the kiss in 10 Things I Hate About You

Since we won’t be going to any Pride events IRL this year, we’re bringing the celebration to you as a part of our Betches @ Home Series. Grab a drink and join us tonight (Monday, June 29th) at 8pm ET, as @fatcarriebradshaw and @bryanrussellsmith host a Pride variety show. 100% of ticket proceeds will be donated to the Marsha P. Johnson Institute (@mpjinstitute), a non-profit committed to protecting the human rights of Black transgender people. There'll be games with special guests, Everyone's Gay trivia, live performances, and more, so make sure to reserve your spot at betches.co/pride before tickets sell out!

Since we won’t be going to any Pride parades this year, we’re bringing the celebration to your homes. On Monday, June 29 at 8pm EST, Everyone’s Gay stars Bryan Russell Smith and Chris Burns (aka @fatcarriebradshaw) will go live for Betches Pride variety as a part of our Betches @ Home Series. All ticket sales will be donated to the Marsha P. Johnson Institute, a non profit for elevation and advocating the Black LGBTQ+ community. Chris and Bryan will talk about all things Pride, play some games,be joined by special guests, and more. Tickets are on sale now, so make sure to secure your spot before they sell out. Go to betches.co/pride to get your tickets today!

Chris and Bryan are back to tell you about an exciting EG crossover series coming soon on The Betches Sup Podcast! Every Friday in the month of June 2020, the EG hosts will be covering a different piece of queer history. The parades might be cancelled, but that doesn't mean Pride is over. Be sure to subscribe now to The Betches Sup Podcast so you don't miss a single episode of Pride, Queerantine Edition.

Bryan and Chris return...for the final time, kind of. They begin by explaining the changes coming to Everyone’s Gay and what might be coming in the future. Next they do a full retrospective on their favorite past episodes of the show. Next they play a round of “Cock It Or Block It”. Then they read some heart felt messages from listeners. Finally they end the show with one last listener email.

Bryan and Chris are ready for Christmas and aren’t watching the Hallmark Channel this year. They start by discussing Hallmark’s decision to pull an LGBTQ focused Zola commercial and the network’s sudden back pedal vow to be more inclusive in their content. Then Chris pitches a gay Hallmark movie of his own. Next they talk about Netflix’s backlash about a foreign gay Jesus film. Then they play a holiday edition of “Cock It Or Block It”. Finally a listener writes in wondering how to handle a sticky situation with a married man. 

Bryan and Chris start the show with their Spotify year-in-review lists and a conversation about the songs of the year. Next, they talk about the Merriam-Webster dictionary making “they” the word of the year. Plus, they tell us which celebrity’s dad came out as gay this week, including a strange public comparison he made about his struggle. They talk about the weirdest new YouTube video trend: GaySMR. They play us some examples of GaySMR and tell us whether or not they understand the fad. They play a game of Cock It or Block It, leading to a debate about Baby Yoda. Then they close things out with an announcement about the show.

Bryan and Chris are back from their Thanksgiving travels. They start by talking about Gabrielle Union’s week of drama surrounding the Instagram criticism of her gay son and racial mistreatment at “America’s Got Talent”. Next they discuss whether or not it’s possible to be friends with an ex. Later they play cock it or block it and discuss Dakota Johnson’s uncomfortable “Ellen” appearance. Finally a listener writes in wondering how to attract a third sexual partner into his relationship with his boyfriend.

Bryan and Chris get this holiday edition of the show started with a revenge story about a homophobic mom and a secret meatloaf recipe. They talk about Pete Davidson’s confusing sex appeal and a confession he made about masturbating to a certain male celebrity. Next, they talk about Sam Smith sharing that they used to feel the need to butch it up early in their career and where that pressure came from. Why are gay artists still getting pressured to stay in the closet? Plus, they react to Kim Kardashian’s makeup artist coming out at the age of 37. They play a game of Thanksgiving-themed Cock It or Block It, which leads to a conversation about partying the night before the holiday. Then a listener writes in to ask if he should come clean about the feelings he has for a friend that may or may not be in the closet, which leads to a similar story from Chris about a former crush. They finish the show with advice for how to express your feelings for someone, despite the potential consequences.

Bryan and Chris return in the midst of Chris’ high profile credit debt lawsuit. They begin by talking about the Grammy nominations and the chances that Lizzo could take home the Best New Artist hardware. Next Bryan gives a quick recap on what’s going on with the impeachment audience while Chris takes a nap. Later Chris recaps his weekend at Bravocon and the boys play a round of cock it or block it. They close the show by solving a relationship crisis sent in by a listener.

Bryan and Chris are back and they are pissed at Madonna. They start by discussing the icon’s chronic lateness on her tour and the fans that are suing her for it. Next, a listener writes in wondering how to be comfortable being less masculine. Later, they are joined by BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon to discuss RuPaul’s Drag Race, their new touring show All I Want For Christmas Is Attention, and play a round of Cock It or Block It.