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The Screen Queens kick things off by revealing their dream last meals before diving fork-first into Julie & Julia - the ultimate foodie film from former Betchie winner Nora Ephron. It’s a culinary fever dream about a woman obsessed with mastering the art of cooking “Frenchly” while following in Julia Child’s footsteps, leaving Bryan personally victimized by every single thing Julie does. Jack drops an alarming amount of Julia Child trivia, while the team debates: is this Amy Adams’ most narcissistic character ever? They question whether Julie had the most depressing job imaginable and if Stanley Tucci truly deserves the crown as the gayest straight man alive. Join us as we try not to start a 2009-style food blog out of pure nostalgia and delusion! Pull up a chair and grab your steak knife—next week we’re watching ‘The Menu!’ #JulieAndJulia #JulieAndJuliaMovie #AmyAdams #MerylStreep #JuliaChild #FoodMovie #CookingMovie #FrenchCooking #ButteredPerfection #JuliePowell #KitchenMeltdown #CulinaryDrama #FoodieObs

This month the Screen Queens are serving up foodie films, starting with the Disney Pixar comfort classic, ‘Ratatouille.’ The hosts rank how ‘Ratatouille’ stacks up against other Disney Pixar classics, then they discuss if French food is really the best cuisine in the world (hint: butter might be overrated). The Screen Queens dive into the artistry that Pixar puts into every. single. one. of their films and why all your favorite Pixar movies might be more connected than you think. Doing a deep dive into nostalgic childhood foods, Bryan confesses his childhood snack that leaves us wondering is that really a ‘snack’? From secret rat chefs to five-star meals, we’re unpacking how ‘Ratatouille’ made us all believe anyone can cook (even if it’s definitely a health-code violation). Grab your wine, cheese, and chef hat because we have movies to feast on all month long. 11/10–Julie & Julia, 11/17–The Menu, 11/24–Eat Pray Love Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the Screen Queens coven dissect the cult classic ‘Practical Magic.’ The hosts unpack everything from the insane details in the Owens house to the reason it was a box office flop. Lexi aka Antonia Owens, gives the Screen Queens an insider look on what it was like to be on the ‘Practical Magic’ set. From impromptu celeb visits to Nicole Kidman giving her a Barbie horse stable at the wrap party, Lexi gave us all the hot takes and heartwarming moments we needed. Then, Tess gives Maddie and Jack a crash course in manifesting and it literally is practical magic. Now the Screen Queens are ready to brew up their spells for the perfect man, and flipping pancakes like Gary Hallet is a must! Whether you’re here for Dianne Wiest, Sandra Bullock, or just to celebrate spooky season ‘Practical Magic’ is a must watch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the Screen Queens dive broom-first into the Disney Channel Original Movie ‘Halloweentown,’ aka the movie that made every millennial hope they also had secret powers. The hosts unpack everything from Debbie Reynolds’ iconic performance as Grandma Aggie to the chaotic world of Halloweentown (why was there a ghost in a sauna?). The movie’s comically low budget, campy dialogue, and practical effects gave it charm, but exposed its flaws.  Becoming a witch and living in Halloweentown was a 90s kids’ dream but 25 years later the real world looks a little more appealing. The biggest question on our minds: Was ‘Halloweentown’ actually good, or were we just kids with no taste?  Next week we’re diving into the final movie in our spooktastic lineup ‘Practical Magic.’  Watch along and let us know which Owens family member you relate to the most. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s time to light the Black Flame Candle because Betches Video Club is summoning ‘Hocus Pocus,’ the Halloween classic that went from box office flop to full-blown cultural phenomenon! They’re digging into why the Sanderson sisters are the ultimate gay icons, whether Bette Midler’s chaotic camp energy single-handedly carried a franchise, and why those cursed-looking teeth prosthetics are a main part of the movie’s charm.The hosts debate the sibling dynamics, questioning whether Dani might actually be the worst sister ever and if Emily was lowkey terrifying. Finally, they ask the age-old question: why did they say “virgin” so many times in a Disney movie? Join them next week as they hop onto the magical bus and head to ‘Halloweentown’ (1998) with Marnie, Dylan, and Sophie! #hocuspocus #betchesvideoclub #spookyseason #halloweenmovies #sandersonsisters #cultclassic #disney #bettemidler #moviepodcast #popculture Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Screen Queens are lit-erally screaming as they kick off spooky season with the ultimate horror-comedy cult classic: Scary Movie. In this episode, they’re breaking down the cultural role of parody, debating how far is too far, and why the “gay villain” trope needs to finally retire. Jack admits he has no clue who one of the film’s biggest stars is (and that he has basically no pop culture knowledge pre-2005). They explore why the Wayans Brothers sat out the sequels, if modern viewers would get the jokes, and whether Scary Movie 6 can live up to the original madness. But the biggest question on their minds-did this movie age well, or is it gloriously frozen in early-2000s absurdity? Next week, they’re hitching their broomsticks with a re-watch of Hocus Pocus! Watch along and let us know which Sander’s sister you’re channeling this year! At the end of October, they’ll close out Spooky Season by casting their votes for the ultimate Halloween movie of all time. 00:00 Intro 01:25 Our Irrational Fears 03:31 W

Grab your Central Perk coffee and get ready for the ultimate nostalgia deep-dive into Friends—the sitcom comfort food of the ’90s and 2000s. This week, we’re revisiting four of the series’ most beloved episodes and debating which one deserves the crown: “The One with All the Embryos” (Phoebe’s surrogacy storyline + the chaotic roommate trivia game) “The One Where Everybody Finds Out” (the hilarious reveal of Monica and Chandler’s secret relationship) “The One Where Ross Got High” (classic Thanksgiving chaos, a secret from Ross’s past, and Rachel’s trifle disaster” “The One with the Rumor” (guest-starring Brad Pitt opposite Jennifer Aniston at the height of their real-life romance)The Screen Queens spill behind-the-scenes fun facts—like Lisa Kudrow almost joining SNL, Matthew Perry’s personal struggles during filming, and why Jennifer Aniston didn’t always get the comedic credit she deserved. They also share their own Friends-watching stories (portable DVD players included). October

Grab your coffee and your comfiest sweater because this week, Betches Video Club is headed straight to Stars Hollow. Whether you’re a lifelong ‘Gilmore Girls’ fan or discovered it on a late-night Netflix binge, this episode delivers peak nostalgia as the Screen Queens battle it out over the show’s four best episodes: Season 1 Episode 1: ‘The Pilot’ Season 5 Episode 7: ‘You Jump, I Jump, Jack’ Season 5 Episode 13: ‘Wedding Bell Blues’ Season 6 Episode 13: ‘Friday Nights Are Alright for Fighting’ Along the way, they drop the hot takes on why Lorelai slays as a mom but maybe flops as a daughter, why Rory might secretly be TV’s messiest main character, and how we’re all still angsty for a walk in the town square. Whether you’re Team Logan, Team Jess, or Team ‘Rory should’ve stayed single,’ you’ll feel right at home with this ‘Gilmore Girls’ deep dive. #GilmoreGirls #StarsHollow #FallTV #RoryAndLorelai #GilmoreGirlsRewatch  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week’s episode, the Screen Queens revisit the working woman movies that shaped pop culture. The three contenders for the top spot are ‘Working Girl,’ ‘The Devil Wears Prada,’ and ‘Erin Brockovich.’ From Tess McGill’s shoulder pads to Erin Brockovich’s iconic ‘I said who’s number do you need?’ moment, each movie shows badass women navigating challenging workplaces. Join us as we relive the power struggles and unforgettable lines from the most legendary working woman films ever. Miranda Presely can dress us down any day. From the grit of 80s office politics to the high-gloss drama of Runway magazine, we break down the most dumpable men, and discuss why these movies are endlessly rewatchable.  00:00 - Intro 00:56 - Fit Check 04:20 - The Devil Wears Prada 06:39 - Erin Brockovich 08:06 - Best Job 12:30 - The Judy Greer Award for Best Best Friend 17:30 - The Hoes Before Bros Award 21:10 - The Best 'F*ck You' Monologue 26:35 - The Best Way to Get to Work 28:59 - The CEO Award 32:50 - The Best Work

The Emmys are less than a week away, and the Betches Video Club is back to talk all things comedy! The Screen Queens unpack the biggest nominations and snubs, including the domination of ‘The Studio,’ Hannah Einbinder’s stand-out performance in ‘Hacks,’ and Janelle James’ scene-stealing role in ‘Abbott Elementary.’ The hosts get into the politics of Emmy categories, why some actors are nominated as supporting vs. lead, and which performances had us actually laughing out loud. Also, does the ‘The Bear’ even count as a comedy?! Whether you’re rooting for Quinta Brunson or Jean Smart, this episode is packed with hot takes, passionate pitches, and plenty of laughs to prep you for the Emmys. 00:00 - Intro 01:19 - Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy 09:34 - Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy 15:47 - Best Lead Actress in a Comedy 24:30 - Best Lead Actor in a Comedy 29:12 - Outstanding Comedy Series 35:09 - Outro Next week we’ll be tackling the best Working Women films of all time! Which one will take the crow

The Emmys are almost here, and the Betches Video Club is breaking down this year’s TV drama nominees. The Screen Queens unpack everything from Sam Rockwell’s ‘The White Lotus’ wild monologue that clinched him the nomination to Britt Lower’s haunting ‘Severance’ performance and more. They share hot takes on the shows that defined prestige television discussing the wild overlap between comedy and drama in today’s landscape. The hosts debate which series will take the crown and who got snubbed for the Best Actor/Actress categories. Whether you’re obsessed with  @HBO 's heavy hitters like ‘The Pitt’ or ‘The White Lotus’ or  @AppleTV 's dark thrillers like ‘Slow Horses’ or ‘Severance’ this discussion will get you Emmy-ready. 00:00 - Intro 1:15 - Best Supporting Actress in a Drama 5:25 - Best Supporting Actor in a Drama 11:21 - Best Lead Actress in a Drama 12:59 - Best Lead Actor in a Drama 16:19 - Outstanding Drama Series 20:05 - Outro Don’t forget next week we’ll be tackling the Emmy comedy nominees! Subscrib

This week we’re taking a trip back to 2012, froyo reigned supreme, peplum tops were everywhere, and Lena Dunham’s groundbreaking HBO series ‘Girls’ just premiered. From Hannah Horvath’s messy New York adventures to Marnie Michaels’ perfectionism, the Screen Queens dissect the most iconic (and unhinged) episodes of ‘Girls.’ Expect plenty of hot takes and chaos as we debate the worst boyfriend and get real on why Lena Dunham’s writing still resonates today. Whether you loved ‘Girls,’ hated it, or just love watching messy people make messy choices it’s clear why this show still sparks so many conversations. Plus, the hosts weigh in on Lena Dunham’s new show ‘Too Much,’ starring Meg Stalter and if it can be the ‘Girls’ of this decade.

From Cousins Beach to the Outer Banks, it’s time to settle the ultimate debate: which teen summer drama reigns supreme? In this episode the Screen Queens are asking who had the best summer, The O.C., Outer Banks, or The Summer I Turned Pretty? Expect plenty of nostalgia, chaotic teen romance, and the eternal question, where ARE the parents?  Along the way they swap their own teen summer stories–from awkward first kisses to beach days that could rival any scripted drama. Whether you’re an O.C. superfan, obsessed with the high-speed treasure hunts of Outer Banks, or living for the Conrad vs. Jeremiah debate, this episode will make you want to binge each show all over again. If you love The O.C. throwback join us next week as we dissect the best of HBO’s Girls. The Pilot (Season 1, Episode 1) Panic In Central Par (Season 5, Episode 6)  The Crackcident (Season 2, Episode 5) Beach House (Season 3, Episode 7) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Betches Video Club, it’s a showdown to determine the ultimate Steven Spielberg summer blockbuster. From Jeff Goldblum's glistening shirtless moment in Jurassic Park, to the severed head scare in Jaws, to the emotional ride that is E.T., this episode is packed with unfiltered reactions and surprising opinions. We jump in with the film that redefined the summer blockbuster, Jaws (still holds up nearly 50 years later). Next up, the ultimate childhood heartstring-puller, unpacking the film’s magical tone and emotional depth. And of course, Drew Barrymore's star-making moment (and her tragic backstory) gets a major shoutout. Then, the Screen Queens dive into everything from Laura Dern’s "mother" energy to Jeff Goldblum’s chaotic charisma as they break down what makes this dino epic endlessly rewatchable.  Next week, we are watching the pilot of these iconic teen dramas, The Summer I Turned Pretty, The OC, and Outer Banks! Join us! Don’t forget to vote in our next poll and tell us what movies the Vid

This week on Betches Video Club, the Screen Queens dive into the chaotic, emotional, and lowkey delusional world of Americans abroad. The Parent Trap, The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, and The Lizzie McGuire Movie shaped how an entire generation of teens thought international travel would go, and *spoiler alert* the bar was set unrealistically high. From dual Lindsay Lohans orchestrating the parent trap across continents to Lizzie McGuire becoming an international pop star by accident, these millennial-core films defined our dreams of romance abroad. Also the way America Ferrara absolutely ate in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, give her an Oscar! The hosts take a nostalgic look at what these movies promised us, from self-discovery to an entirely false sense of what a middle school class trip to Rome might be like. Whether you’ve watched these movies a hundred times or haven’t seen them in two decades, this episode is your ultimate rewatch companion. Expect plenty of laughs and honest reflections

What’s the most delusional plotline in Sex and the City? In this episode of Betches Video Club, we dive headfirst into the most iconic moments from SATC. From Carrie's big confrontation in the Hamptons to Charlotte's unrealistic relationship requests (looking at you penile implant), we dish on the show’s most unhinged hotties, Carrie’s outfits, and which decade is the best one your 20s or 30s. Plus we debate when exactly you earn your New Yorker card and the classic question on whether you're a Carrie, a Miranda, or maybe a Charlotte pretending to be a Samantha. Once and for all we settle the debate on which of Carrie’s men is the hottest. Was it the charming Aidan Shaw, or maybe the mysterious Russian whisking her off to Paris? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s the best wedding movie of all time? Bridesmaids, Crazy Rich Asians, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, My Best Friend’s Wedding, and Mamma Mia duke it out in this episode of Betches Video Club, as we dish out our definitive takes on the best (and worst) wedding movies. From iconic dresses (hello, Constance Wu’s blue silk moment in Crazy Rich Asians) to chaotic in-laws (My Big Fat Greek Wedding, anyone?), we break down our favorite wedding looks, most crush-worthy grooms, unhinged mother-in-laws, and which fictional weddings we’d RSVP "yes" to in real life. Plus, we debate whether Mamma Mia! is cinema or chaos, drag My Best Friend’s Wedding through the aisle, and give Megan from Bridesmaids her long-overdue flowers.

Romcom lovers, assemble. In this episode of Betches Video Club, we’re handing out our own (completely legitimate) Betchie awards to the greatest romantic comedies of all time (as determined by our office poll): When Harry Met Sally, 10 Things I Hate About You, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and Crazy, Stupid, Love. We rank the most iconic romcom moments—from Heath Ledger singing on the bleachers to Ryan Gosling’s shirtless reveal in Crazy, Stupid, Love, the yellow dress from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and of course, the New Year’s Eve kiss in When Harry Met Sally. Plus, we award the Judy Greer Award for Best Best Friend. Also discussed: -The foreplay-to-kiss ratio in Crazy, Stupid, Love ("an hour and ten minutes of foreplay, as usual") -Whether you’d need a therapist or a friend to convince you to hook up with Ryan Gosling -The universal truth that "they don’t make sweaters like they used to" -Billy Crystal’s unexpected sex appeal in When Harry Met Sally -Why the kiss in 10 Things I Hate About You

Since we won’t be going to any Pride events IRL this year, we’re bringing the celebration to you as a part of our Betches @ Home Series. Grab a drink and join us tonight (Monday, June 29th) at 8pm ET, as @fatcarriebradshaw and @bryanrussellsmith host a Pride variety show. 100% of ticket proceeds will be donated to the Marsha P. Johnson Institute (@mpjinstitute), a non-profit committed to protecting the human rights of Black transgender people. There'll be games with special guests, Everyone's Gay trivia, live performances, and more, so make sure to reserve your spot at betches.co/pride before tickets sell out!

Since we won’t be going to any Pride parades this year, we’re bringing the celebration to your homes. On Monday, June 29 at 8pm EST, Everyone’s Gay stars Bryan Russell Smith and Chris Burns (aka @fatcarriebradshaw) will go live for Betches Pride variety as a part of our Betches @ Home Series. All ticket sales will be donated to the Marsha P. Johnson Institute, a non profit for elevation and advocating the Black LGBTQ+ community. Chris and Bryan will talk about all things Pride, play some games,be joined by special guests, and more. Tickets are on sale now, so make sure to secure your spot before they sell out. Go to betches.co/pride to get your tickets today!