Everyone's Gay

Bryan and Chris are back and they’re botox curious. At 8:50 they discuss potential plastic surgery work they would get done. At 11:00 they discuss the anti trans controversy surrounding Rosario Dawson. At 19:10 they discuss the surge in LGBTQ members winning elections for public office. At 25:30 they discuss the women that made them realize they were gay when they were younger. At 37:00 they play a round of cock it or block it. At 41:40 a listener writes in wondering how to find out her significant other’s true feelings in a long distance relationship.

Bryan and Chris are on their own this week. They start by discussing a new poll that asked Americans if they would be ready for a gay President. At 8:45 they discuss a police officer who was fired for being gay. At 12:40 they discuss the frustrating lack of etiquette regarding “Great British Bake Off” spoilers. At 18:30 they play a round of “Cock It or Block It”. At 23:30 a listener writes in wondering how to shadily deal with an unfriendly neighbor parking in a spot they aren’t supposed to. At 33:10 a listener writes in wondering how to prepare for bottoming.

Bryan and Chris return for a very spooky Halloween episode. At 4:50 they discuss Miley Cyrus’s ignorant Instagram live joke. At 12:40 they play a Halloween edition of Cock It Or Block It”. At 23:00 they’re joined by artist, musician and Bryan’s best friend, Catey Shaw. They talk about the origin of Bryan and Catey’s friendship, how her marriage to a man affects the perception of her bisexuality, and her vape pen company, Shade. At 31:40 a listener writes in wondering what to do after feeling discriminated against by the family of a friend who’s about to get married.

Bryan and Chris are sick of each other. With a busy schedule of making sketches and recording the podcast, they have spent practically every minute of the week together. At 6:00 Bryan discusses his journey back from Gay Massachusetts. At 9:40 they discuss what they would like to do with their bodies once they die. At 14:30 they are joined by Sasha Velour to discuss SNL paying homage to her, the Judy Garland biopic, and her upcoming “Smoke And Mirrors” tour. At 38:34 a listener writes in looking for advice on how to be a better ally.

Bryan and Chris return with a stunning confession for the listeners, they’re sluts for Christmas. At 6:20 they discuss the tell all book about “The View” and Chris admits his new ambition is to be one of the ladies on the show. At 16:15 they discuss a new study investigating income averages for LGBTQ working professionals in the US. At 24:00 they discuss Kim Petris/ Dr. Luke songwriting controversy. At 32:20 they talk about Ellen DeGeneres sitting next to George W Bush at the Dallas Cowboys game. At 40:40 they play a round of cock it or block it. At 51:10 a listener writes in wondering how to help a married friend come out of the closet. To contact The Trevor Project’s suicide hotline call 1-866-488-7386

Bryan and Chris were in Fire Island together this weekend and start the show with a recap of what went down. Plus, Chris tells us how he’d want his own funeral to be planned and shares what he learned about Siegfried and Roy’s relationship behind closed doors. At 9:45 they’re joined by YouTube star Amy Ordman to talk about her new podcast Dating Straight. They start with her move from Australia to Los Angeles to pursue her dream of becoming a YouTuber, chat about her first viral video, and how they deal with trolls. They also discuss the differences between gay, straight and lesbian relationships. At 31:05 they play a round of Cock It or Block It, which leads to a conversation about makeup tutorials. At 36:00 a listener reaches out for advice with a recent breakup and asks if it’s normal to expect the “white picket fence” at a young age.

Chris and Bryan are back for an episode months in the making. They start by discussing Chris saving the life of a poor elderly man on the train. At 4:00 they talk about the most popular gay porn searches in America by state. At 13:25 they’re joined by Queer Eye’s legendary Jonathan Van Ness. JVN talks Elizabeth Warren, the study that proves undetectable HIV means untransmittable, his new book and the first time he ever saw a dick. At 34:55 they play a round of Cock It Or Block It. At 37:45 a listener writes in wondering if it’s ok for straight girls to refer to their LGBTQ friends as “their gays”.

Bryan and Chris kick things off with a review of J.Lo’s new movie Hustlers and discuss the moment Keke Palmer is having right now. They also update us on Bryan’s new puppy Betty and recap Madonna’s performance in Brooklyn. At 29:25 they’re joined by singer/songwriter Justin Utley to talk about the dangers of conversion therapy, resigning from the Mormon faith, and the release of his third studio album Scars. At 46:40 they play Cock It or Block It, including American Idol, a cappella groups, and Stagecoach. At 58:35 a listener writes in looking for advice about how to meet new guys in a small gay scene.

Bryan and Chris get the show started with a recap of DragCon and Willam’s visit to the office. Chris also tells us about a touching moment at the lesbian wedding he attended this weekend. At 15:00 they’re joined by social media personality Slutty Puffin. They start out with the origin of his Instagram account, the slutty puppy kink, and meeting Lindsay Lohan. Next, they talk about people stealing jokes online and what it’s like to run a big social media account. Plus, they revisit some of their favorite reality dating show moments of all time. At 49:05 they play Cock It or Block It, including a question about “slipping” into someone’s DMs. Are you okay with unsolicited dick pics? At 47:00 an emailer asks about assuming he’s either asexual or straight, and whether or not he should hook up with a girl who is interested in him. Do you feel guilty making out with girls?

Bryan and Chris return to close out summer with some scandalous escapades. Chris has been DMing hot cast members from “The Great British Baking Show” in hopes to curl up in a warm, snuggly, bread basket with them. At 8:30 they talk about Kristen Stewart not labelling her sexuality and Donald Trump’s vintage tweets about her and Robert Pattinson’s relationship from 2012. At 15:45 they discuss Lil Nas X’s appearance on “The Shop” in which he explained why he came out as gay at the peak of his fame. At 24:20 they are joined by Willam to discuss NYC Dragcon, what went on behind the scenes on the set of “A Star Is Born” and his new cosmetics line “Cover Boy”.

Chris and Bryan start the show with a recap of the VMA red carpet and a conversation about how hard it is to be bold in public. They talk about Taylor Swift’s new album and share an inspiring clip from her VMA acceptance speech. Why do people continue to criticize her for waiting so long to speak out about politics? At 22:10 they’re joined by celebrity hairstylist Andrew Fitzsimons. They start out with some inside info on working with the Kardashians, Jenners, and tons of other huge names. He tells us about getting his start in the industry and eventually working his way to style people like Adele and Mariah. They also talk about Andrew starting the Trans Cosmetic Donation Program at the Los Angeles LGBT Center. At 49:05 Andrew sticks around for a game of Cock It or Block It. Then at 1:00:05 a listener writes in to ask how you should react if you catch your partner masturbating.

Chris and Bryan start the show with a news story about Karamo from Queer Eye coming to the defense of Sean Spicer, despite the horrible lies he has told in the past. At 16:05 they’re joined by Kay Brown of The Betchelor podcast to talk about everything going down on Bachelor In Paradise this season. They discuss Derek Peth’s inspiring reaction to Demi coming out and the arrival of her girlfriend on the show. Is this the most genuine moment in the history of the franchise? At 34:20 they play a game of Cock It or Block It, including a critique of the Kardashians and a debate about cooking shows. At 48:40 a listener writes in to ask if Grindr is a good place to find friends. How do you go about finding friends in the LGBTQ+ community when you’re new to town?

Bryan and Chris are back and start the show with a story from Fire Island and a convo about the best music of the Summer. At 11:15 they play Gag it or Bag it and debate whether or not chain restaurants are any good. At 17:40 they are joined by our resident pop culture expert, Dylan Hafer. Together, they discuss Katy Perry getting #metooed, Miley Cyrus hooking up with Brody Jenner’s ex, and Demi coming out as bisexual on Bachelor in Paradise. Plus, they share the news that Bella Thorne is directing a movie for Pornhub. Then at 35:40 a listener writes in to ask how to tell his “good Christian boy” roommate that he’s gay. Is it better to drop hints or just come clean?

Chris and Bryan start the show with a conversation about whether or not the new Lion King movie should have ever been made. At 8:30 they talk about the woman who started the viral gender reveal video trend and the news that her child is non-binary. Is it time to cancel gender reveal parties? At 15:00 they’re joined by New York-based fitness trainer Patrick McGrath to talk about what you should and shouldn’t be doing to get fit. Patrick shares a list of true or false fitness questions and answers some listener submissions. At 29:30 Patrick sticks around for a game of Gag It or Bag It. Then at 39:15 a listener writes in to ask how to tell his long term boyfriend that he’s trans. They close out the show with some fun listener reviews.

Bryan and Chris start the show with a conversation about how well Chris would do as a CIA agent. They also talk about the Democratic debates from this week. At 12:45 they share a clip of Tituss Burgess giving Andy Cohen attitude on WWHL over a question about Eddie Murphy’s homophobic jokes. Why did he feel the need to come for Andy after the interview? They also tell us who Lady Gaga is dating now and ask if she’s staging her public photos. At 21:25 they play a game of Gag It or Bag It, including one about whether or not emojis have any place in sexting. At 27:00 a listener writes in to ask whether or not the guy he’s dating is just using him to test out a gay relationship. As a person who is open and honest about their own sexuality, is it harder to date someone who isn’t out of the closet yet?

Bryan and Chris are back and start the show with details about the Carly Rae Jepsen concert Bryan attended and share a huge announcement about Chris’s career. They also offer their opinions on Taylor Swift’s new single. Is this album destined to be a disappointment? At 18:30 they talk about Lance Bass telling the world how he came out to Britney Spears. Then at 23:25 they play a game of Gag It or Bag It and debate whether or not thirst traps are getting out of control. Plus, they ask how early is too early to start doing Botox treatments. At 37:40 a listener writes in to ask if it’s okay to tell his partner that he has begun to let himself go.

Bryan and Chris are back and start the show with a recap of Bryan’s trip to Spain, including the moment he had to save his boyfriend from choking. They also discuss Chris’s family lake trip and preview the Carly Rae Jepsen concert Bryan is planning to attend. At 18:45 they introduce a new game called “Bag It or Gag It” all about the latest trends and whether or not they’re having it. Are you loving the new FaceApp age filter? At 27:00 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a new boyfriend who hasn’t come out to his family. Would you be okay with meeting your significant other’s parents and pretending you’re not a couple? They close the show with a conversation about Elon Musk creating a bluetooth connection to your brain, and an explanation of his girlfriend’s bizarre health routine.

With Bryan away, Chris is joined by Daryn Carp, resident lesbian correspondent and host of the Martinis and Murder podcast. They start out with a recap of their Pride march with the Bravo float. Next, they talk about the difference between texting and email obligations. Is it okay to leave a text unanswered? Chris shares his hiking experience and they speculate about how they would do on the Appalachian Trail. At 22:10 they talk about Ariana Grande crying on stage, the explosion of Lizzo in the pop world, and Adele avoiding the spotlight. At 36:15 a listener writes in to ask for advice with a long distance relationship. Is agreeing to an open relationship the best way to make it work? They close the show with a conversation about what it takes to make an open relationship right for you.

Bryan and Chris are back with a World Pride hangover. While Chris was marching next to the Bravo float, Bryan was in Fire Island having unwanted penises flashed in his face by some guys being extra on the beach. At 9:40 they discuss Lil Nas X coming out of the closet at Glastonbury. At 13:40 they break down the Scooter Braun/ Taylor Swift controversy. At 31:30 a listener writes in wondering how handle his boyfriend who is seemingly addicted to porn.

Bryan and Chris kick off this week’s episode with a news story about Cracker Barrel standing up to a bigot who tried to stage an event at one of their restaurants. Next, they talk about a new study that says poppers may not be so bad for you. At 15:00 they discuss the origin of ball culture and tell us what really happens at a ball. Then at 25:40 they’re joined by recording artist Saro to talk about his new EP and LA Pride performance. They talk about the pop icons that have inspired each of them and Saro tells a story about getting chicken and waffles with Beyonce. At 47:40 a listener writes in to ask for tips on bottoming for the first time with his boyfriend. They close the show with advice on how to prepare for your first time and what to do if things don’t go well.