Mqta Radio

MQTA S2 E103….. Peeps flavored Oreos – You could poop a rainbow…. What happens when you own 6 tons of Porn…. If you are intoxicated a FENCE is really sexy…. AND…. Fit Bit for your Man Bits….

MQTA S2 E102….. Mr. Postman, please don’t put this in my letterbox unless you want Michelle’s Chinese Finger…. Man only took this one thing from the Porn shop and left the “box” behind…. Adrian admits to wearing special underwear… And sit back and learn about the Dirty Blues, the very Dirty Blues and don’t forget to put them on your Ipod or MP3 player….

MQTA S2 E101…. Shakespeare sculpture will make you walk through legs and people are not happy…. A man builds a fort to keep his EX out and comes complete with catapults …. Burger King is going to make an Adult’s Meal with an Adult Toy…. Help, he got his thing stuck in a ring…….. And a “Tinder-Like” app that only has one man on it…

MQTA S2 E100…. Bronze pleasure devices from Asia!!! A man finds Sewer Grates extremely sexy especially in the middle of the afternoon…. And “THIS” is how you trim a football field…. DO NOT look at people without clothes while doing some insider trading…. A genie come out of a fake male appendage and granted a sex change….

MQTA S2 E99….. 8 inches is worth millions…. And she will cut you off if you won’t let her have a threesome with someone she met at the dog park!! Adrian tells us what gives him the willies…. MORE GIFT IDEAS; Professional Pole for Dancing, Soap for “Men” and manly parts, 50 Shades of Brown Lavatory Mist, a “Moon Ring” and many others…..

MQTA S2 E98…… Oh No! Wrong Number! I got an X-Rated Call!!!..... and I was going to go to Florida, but Sausage Castle burnt down. It was swallowed by fire….. and VR for Sex Ed from first person POV…. And finally, did your New Year’s Resolution include exercise? How about doing it Nude??? For ages 33-70….. 

MQTA S2 E97…..Rub this in a cemetery for some GOOD luck!!! A little tortoise really loves to make love so much that he had to get a set of Wheels!! Shoes from faith healers in South Africa will cure warts on very intimate parts and Adrian has a really good suggestion….

MQTA S2 E96….. Another reason not to go to Walmart! Michelle loses her lunch again!!.... What you should be doing at work that is good for you but your co-workers might look at you funny but it fights boredom!!.... You will never have a funeral like this but you may want to attend one with some dollar bills… What happens with age to Men’s lower region and how to prevent it?? .... And Adrian misspeaks and sends the group off the deep end of laughter....

MQTA S2 E95….. Another new cure for Acne and you can get it from cows….. A fossilized Mammoth appendage was found on a beach and it’s only 2.5 inches long…. A Shower Gel Snow Fairy tells that it should be shared with someone you like in the shower….. Don’t ask the Amazon Echo Dot to play Digger Digger. She might give you a new vocabulary!!!!

MQTA S2 E94….. The possible Valentine’s gift that helps you clean up after yourself – Meet “Shittens!” but Adrian doesn’t want “Shoves”…… This guy really loves Snowmen with consequences…. Oh No, another gift to put on the list for Valentines -- the “Tele-tongue”….. And a list of things people got stuck up their bottom in 2016 ---- Heather and Michelle have a bit of a breakdown!!!!

MQTA S2 E93....  Stressed out from the holidays, grab a glass of milk!!!   Sex Robots could reveal your deepest secrets to others.  Computer nerds vs. Art Dept..... Adrian wants to start a band called "Dangerous Cheese".....   Two women fought off a robber and beat him with whatever they could get their hands on and boy were they pretty feisty!!!

MQTA S2 E95....  So would you go to this length if you didn't get any in 10 years??  If you're not going to use it, no one is going to use it!!....    Eletrunks, for when you have an itch that you need to scratch discretely...  The old story of Antarctic Willy.... and... Botox can help get out wrinkles!!!  Down Under!!!   YAY!!!    SCROTOX!!!

MQTA S2 E91…. This “Little Rooster” will wake you up in an intimate way in the morning (and it has a snooze button)…. Or… a woman decided to use a stun gun on Vjay-jay at a party…. And…. If men perform this ritual with this man, it will make their package larger or if women would like larger assets he can help them too…

MQTA S2 E90…. Some women find this noise extra sexy…. And Adrian does a movie trailer review of “Hand Job Cabin” or Tug Boat Willie. Remember, not all Horror films finish with Happy Endings…. Don’t watch porn while driving on the M4 to break up the miles… Guess what a guy tried to buy love with?? (Hint: You eat it for breakfast)

MQTA S2 E89…. Oh No!! He left his “PRINT” at the scene of the crime…. And….. You really don’t want this sausage in your food, do you??.... And… YOU are doing it wrong if you plug in your USB here…. Finally….. Guess what you can get for $50 and a plate of Nachos???

MQTA S2 E88… A LITTLE Rare penile strangulation…. Show the person you love your moon…. And….. This SMOOTHIE will give you ENERGY but Michelle won’t drink it and turns a funny shade of green!!!

MQTA S2 E87…. Robot love with a hot drink for $62…. Learn how distract Soccer players the fun way…. And try to find a rogue surgeon to help you straighten your manhood with popsicle sticks… Order this for your MOM for Christmas!! Hurry while supplies last. It will be a BIG Surprise she can enjoy year round….

MQTA S2 E86…. A cooking class with “personal” ingredients for London that includes recipes... Learn why only one nostril gets blocked and why it’s connected to your genitals. Macrophilia (fantasy involving sex with giants) people unite. It looks like there is a Virtual Reality program for you!!! …. And ….. One night in Bangkok…….

MQTA S2 E85… Condom Section “Need A Hand”….. Meet the Angry Pirate Parrot that’s not afraid to snitch…. Pictures of a Twig and Berries sent via message get a great letter for response and unfortunately it was read by a bad Sylvester impersonation… Want to see my Raisins ….

MQTA S2 E84…. 10/21/16….. Don’t pass gas by a dancer’s face… A man has an “issue” with a bottle which leaves him with less of himself…. Kids in England won’t be missing school anymore with their new class as Jane Austin gets chucked to the side….