Mqta Radio

MQTA S2 E124.......  A professional photographer from New York will dress men's favorite part in little costume and snap some shots.......This great granny is a Super FAN who loves to Flash for the 7th Inning Stretch........ Pornographic Carrot - I heard it's good for your eyesight........ The most requested Female Robot Sex Doll could be your dead wife and it could have multiple personalities

MQTA S2 E122.....  A daughter finally does the dishes in her parents dishwasher and her mom finds a private surprise (or so she thinks)..... What happens when you tattoo a big Twig on one leg and a big set of Berries on the other?.... A man jumped a fence in Russia and decided to hang by a vital piece of his anatomy and to free himself he just ripped it off!!!

MQTA S2 E121  This little elf fixes all of the Adult toys for Santa and if you are lucky you may find one half-off .....  "Jiffy Tip" will plug your hole and may come in scratch-n-sniff scent and we come up with many many scents......  Wedding Photos end up baring it all and now they want to hang it on their wall!!!!

MQTA S2 E120...... You can get pulled over for taking a load of Viagra and operating a stick shift..... Meet Machete Mike the Clown..... Ikea has a seat for your shower that will embrace your outer self if you are a man.....There is a downside of an orgasm for women (really?!?) and men should strive to be an overachiever!!!

MQTA S2 E119....A Mystery Medical Condition has caused IT to swell to 10x it's size....  Something is towering in the water and your tongue could stick to it if you give it a try!!.....  Keep your Bearded Dragon under your clothes........ And finally, your butt crack can make you high!!!!

MQTA S2 E118  Nathan makes a cameo appearance.... Your fantasy robot may be getting a headache..... Sexual Healing for elders with Robots....  A bar utensil holder has a booby trap and hopefully it doesn't hit you in the face and your hot boob may make my back better!!!

MQTA S2 E117….  Meet the ghost of an English pub with an interview with the pub owner and Special Guests Brian and Helen....If you are on vacation, please don’t catch a ping pong ball in your mouth. EWWW…..  Cute Cat? NOPE, it’s a spoon worm or as it is commonly called a Chinese Penis Fish….  Mysterious BUTT Pictures are popping up everywhere and the police are trying to get to the BOTTOM of it!!

MQTA S2 E116….  Sunbathing in the nude can lead to serious injuries especially if you slather on too much suntan lotion and manscape….  Harold Balls went to a festival in England and witnessed Glitter Boobs and Disco Tits….  Women absorb DNA from every man they have been with (WHAT?)…. And this is what happens when you push too hard in the “end”….

MQTA S2 E115….  Human Toe in Yukon has gone missing.  Perhaps someone drank it!!... Stop…. Hammer Toe... Rub your root if you want good luck and happiness…  This dress will help you commit crimes and many people have helped create it….   Also, this is the best (or worst) cup of coffee anyone has ever made – it comes with extra protein!!!   But you may face time in jail if you make it yourself!!!

MQTA S2 E114….  The sexiest bathing suit of the Summer and it will leave you with a warm fuzzy feeling…  Do not eat the free buffet at the Strip Joint in Florida or you may be “running” into trouble…  The return of the Phantom Turdler, and why is he playing Barry White….  And finally, this crab was really hungry at a beach when it saw this tantalizing oyster….

MQTA S2 E113….  Guess how you tow a Helicopter if you’re a man??....   And this is a must-have coffee table book for women!!  It’s a bare reality book of men and Adrian thinks it’s a Pop-up book….   Wanna look like an Alien??  How about removing your manhood??  Yay!!....   And Finally, who knew riding a bike and hitting a hole would cause a man’s berries to go into hiding….

MQTA S2 E112….  Find out who whistles when he uses the restroom….   New positions for people over 50….   Bigfoot has been getting very “Busy”…..   Do you really “love” your car?? You may have a fetish called cranking….   And …. Here is a way to be a good neighbor and not get caught by your wife….

MQTA S2 E111….  Oreo Peeps….  Hand Job Keven….   Pair of Randy Lovers die in the middle of Love….   A gentleman causes a choking death via sausage love and he wants show the judge….   There is a new possible cure for depression and only men can provide it to women and Michelle’s new stripper name is “Biscuits and Gravy”….

MQTA S2 E110….. You should always get information on a Convention before you agree to participate or you could go home with some “Tails”…..   There is an auction that many women and some men will love….   Glitter Nips will be a hit this year and Adrian says “Don’t put glitter on it if you don’t want me to look!!!!”  ….    And Men will never complain about women putting on make-up again with this Beauty Blender and Adrian can apply half a face of foundation …..

MQTA S2 E109…..  Adrian takes his first Quiz to see how British he is  ……. Finally, some justice for Jesus as countries get sued….  Wear earplugs when you play tennis….   And, 60th Birthday party gift goes horribly wrong when “IT” breaks….

MQTA S2 E108…..  THE WOMEN’s SHOW!!!........    The average “Hotdog” size is getting bigger!!  And women should love it!!!.....   We are going to tell you where the Naughty Restaraunts are in the world…..   and……..   THESE PILLOWS are the BEST!!!  Made especially for women!!  

MQTA S2 E107….  This woman will have a hard time collecting child support from this “Dead-beat dad”…..  Michelle and I will be planning a trip to this Festival next year!!!....   No need to bring a tow rope for your car, just bring a man….  

MQTA S2 E106….  There are two perfect moments to poo on a plane (up to 10 mins alone time) and something smells like a bad perm……    This is not how to clean a horse at the kids park….   Here is how to make a quick buck:  If you like my Tinder, send me $5…..   Thank God for Glitter Bums!!!!

MQTA S2 E105…..  Squirrel Anonymous….    Beefy Bloke got savagely rejected by a topless woman…….   Delta Airlines likes to leave you a present in your Blanket and if you bring your own maybe you can get a free flight….  Did you know that women can grow teeth down “there”…..   A robotic Female sex doll that isn’t a sure thing and must have romance with kissing and cuddling in order to have fun and respond.

MQTA S2 E104….   Oh Siri, where are you sending me?? …..   Lick your phone for pleasure or a teaching tool…..   The LOVE Motel with 10 quirky bedrooms and the Greek one might have yogurt and hummers with lots of ORBs and Knocking….   And tales from the Tales of the “Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit.”