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MQTA S3 E2…. If you have a 12th Birthday, this Millionaire dad will get you a pair of strippers…. You can now bleach this wonderful part of anatomy so it looks like a powdered donut…

MQTA S3 E1...... Guess what this guy found dangling from his rear ..... A dog finds a wonderful chew toy .....Oh No! A man's testicle popped, and it was like a crotch grenade and there were nut growls..... Everyone should have a Poop Knife or Dung Divider!!

MQTA S2 E140 .... The postman has delivered a very special gift and so does Heather ....Having a Dead Vagina has help arrive ..... A Baby has been born with a weenis on his back and they named it Adrian .... A fight breaks out!!

MQTA S2 E139.....Structures were built to cast willie shaped shadows.....A Wobbling Willie can have the face of anyone you want perfect for couples in a long-distance relationship...... Father/ Daughter Pole dancing duo..... Adrian has a screechy Octopus..... 20 quid to see the squid!!!

MQTA S2 E138.....A Son of a Funeral Home Director has made himself a doll.... What are the most expensive adult toys?.... A New fashion trend from Happy Underwear Gifts and you will love he slippers!!  How about this new Top with exposed shoulders? Vagina cleavage anyone?

MQTA S2 E137   A Amazon Package has a package drawn on it.... Santa is not REAL...... A clown named Shakes wants to "Donald Trump" you....  You can get a condom FITBIT for your penis.....  and  a climax made a man go blind...  I just don't see it!!!

A Baptist member is using Gold Leaf Toilet Paper in his Mansion and hear the story of "The Loco Burrito and Gold Toilet Paper" ...   A prisoner is not happy that his Xbox and Penis Pump were taken away in PRISON....  Pensioners are getting their wifi taken away for fear of them using it to watch naughty videos....  A man got a padlock stuck IN his weenis....

If your nose is blocked, you can use this method but in the privacy of your own home please....   If you get married, your not allowed to fire your testiclay....  Don't take care of your lady bits with a garden vegetable or you might get End Rot!!!!

MQTA S2 E134... Guess what a girl got in her Halloween Candy Bag?  and Heather and Michelle want one! .......Please don't do this with your Christmas Lights or your neighbors won't be happy!.....  A Man is living a new life after losing his 3 ft long weenis and 11 lb testiclay ........  And the crew sucks making light saber sounds....  Who Knew!!!

MQTA S2 E133..... If I donate a $1.80 to the Red Cross, can I nuzzle your breasticles.....  There is a new use for Vick's Vapor Rub but please don't do it as it can damage the delicate parts..... You will never guess how this 54 year old tried to give the cops the slip with a Thong and Vaseline.....

MQTA S2 E132... Make sure you go to a department store and freshen your nether regions using their Toilet spray...  18 unlucky men have broken their Twigs but find out what else can happen to a man's weenis.... Group trip to a sex shop that ends up in a wall of dildos....  Find out how men use girth jelly.... Man with the smallest willie in Britain says "There is nothing wrong with a little prick"

MQTA S2 E131.....  Speeding? Watch out for Betty Go Slow the Roadside Mannequin who dresses like a hooker and she is making Adrian sweaty...... Molly the dog went for a walk on the beach and found a real Twig and Berries and the dog said it tasted "Ruff" and Heather misses her Basset Hound "Peter" ....... and......  A Trio of Japanese Porn Stars and playing their Butt Trumpets for shows and the gang tries to figure out how they pull it off

MQTA S2 E130... Guests are in Studio.... A doll needs to be cleaned and repaired after some heavy damage...  Hundreds of giant toys get washed up on shore and Adrian is playing Star Wars with his Light Saber...  During a Marathon an extra appendage finished with extra energy and wasn't afraid to show it....

Welcome to MQTA's Halloweenis Special. Thank you to all of our listeners and fans. We appreciate every one of you. Have a great Halloween!!!

MQTA S2 E129.....  Bike Sharing works so why not share your sex doll like Wonder Woman and others that will make you question choices... A pig was born with a very very strange appendage on it's forehead and it's not a Unicorn.....  Dick Shaped Waffles have been exploding in Bangkok......  The studio is setting up a School for Penis Waffles....  Where do you carry 2.2lbs of Gold when going through customs??..... And finally.... Learn about the New Adventures of Dick Waffle and Bum Chop!!!

MQTA S2 E128..... Do you love your couch?  Really LOVE your couch? This man got caught loving a couch...... A woman gets caught with her hands full of 12 inches......In Germany a man got his willy stuck in a dumbbell.....A 23 year old has an issue with Cat Scratch Fever and it leaves him with HARD feelings.........  and the studio has an impromptu Meditation session

MQTA S2 E127....Alien Sex Destination is for customers with Alien Sex Fantasies....  If you pay off your credit card you may have an orgasm and it looks like I need more credit cards......Conjoined Twins in Michigan are facing each other in court over masturbating.......At 23 man is afraid he may never find the one so he has sent his seed for preservation.....

MQTA S2 E126....A plastic surgery addict got a nose job and something CAME UP and some women might want to numb the area.....  A man got a glass stuck in his rectum (damn near killed him).....Meet a sex witch and Adrian would like one with ketchup and mayo and you will hear the echo..... A wife cut off a man's penis because he went golfing too much and she flushed the club!!

MQTA S2 E125.....  Stop holding your farts in.  There are 7 health benefits!!!.... An Escort is disappointed because clients don't want as much sex as they used to. She says if her job was just about sex she would only have 5 minute appointments!!!  Chemicals from certain deodorants will misshape your sperm.  Adrian gets confused between Roller Balls and ball deodorant. And is there a dog that can round up the sperm??

MQTA S2 E123   A sheriff was doing research at work by looking at nude women to find identifying tattoos (uh huh).... A woman won a prize at a party and now she is using "IT" to water her garden and "my Vibratron brings all my worms to the yard!" Someone made a Lady-boy cake and Adrian is going to put pop-rocks where he shouldn't.... If you don't have a girlfriend you can do what this man from China did and just cut it off and that is only the beginning....