Mqta Radio

MQTA S3 E22…. When your daughter brings a “Show and Tell” that includes a “funny pen”, make sure to check their bag first…. This little Teddy Sheep comes with something extra for you to play with… You can now get a beer that is flavored by lady parts… and…. There is a x-rated hay fever cure that all boyfriends would love to suggest….

MQTA S3 E21… Weiner Water is good for you and will help you with Brain Function… There is a boat party with leather twist… Can your vagina get high and someone has a hungry gina?? And finally, what would you do if people keep having sex in your hedge??

MQTA S3 E20…. When you try to sell your microwave, please don’t take a picture of your wiener…. There is a cure for Acne that you can get from your Dog… There is a “Super Vagina Kit” and Heather’s has a cape…. We are going to Florida for a woman who got upset and shot a man in the Cherries…. World Cup Underwear are a must have for Heather and Michelle…

MQTA S3 E19….. A guy got stuck with his mistress thanks to a Witchdoctor…. Heather thinks the Barbie of Berlin has an 80 Liter Bra with visual aids for the studio and why is this woman living with her Grandmother in a Hello Kitty room… Michelle has new pants for men that have a cod piece to accentuate a sensitive area and you can put anything in the pocket!!! And for God’s sake please don’t bedazzle your bum for summer!!! And… the crew discuss a naked bike ride and where do you put your balls…..

MQTA S3 E18…. Two BIG balls land on a tennis court with a big racket!!.... A woman lived her entire life without a vagina but she was helped out by a fish… Did you know a man can have a sex with a pen…. A man catches a fish with his fishing pole and is mildly unhappy!!! ….. AND a shark goes flying across the studio!!

MQTA S3 E17…. Can you imagine what a reaction is when a politician gets slapped in the face with a weenis…. To get off in court, the defendant showed a surprise to the jury and Adrian has a Tiger’s Eye… You are not supposed to put a shower head there!!! Let’s play “What’s up his bum?”….. An Iowa man just couldn’t measure up!!!

MQTA S3 E16…. Dead Men can have babies and Adrian wants his own hair…. Who wants to sign up for the sex toy removal class… Guess what Gerbil Women get on their wedding night… Now you can bleach your lady bits with hollandaise… When you take a picture of your engagement ring, make sure it isn’t a big mistake (or a small one)

MQTA S3 E15….We start out with a fun interview with Brian Sterling-Vete… A questionnaire helps people understand how much people like different types of hardness on the screen… A hairless puppy sends Facebook into a fury and banned because it looks bald and wrinkled like some people in the studio… If you wanted a naughty way to celebrate the Royal Wedding, you should check out these souvenirs and Adrian can only get his Head and Shoulders in it and everyone in the studio loses it!!!

MQTA S3 E13…. A public park has a new ride for women…. A woman hid a gun in a very convenient place that no one will look (It was loaded with one in the chamber)… MQTA wants to make screwed up Operation…. Michelle finally wants to make Pasta and it will put a smile on your face…. There is a woman who is getting gardening in early after watching a short film… This chopstick is NOT used for Sushi…

MQTA S3 E14…… Bendable toy can be programed by an App and it can be activated remotely…. A brother tried saving his sister embarrassment by hiding a “Pencil Holder”…. Men (or women) can now by a pair of socks with Porn Stars on them to make a creepy sock puppet and learn what they are really used for!!!

MQTA S3 E12…. A naked man has fun stuck up his bum and asks for help at a gas station…. A bionic weenis is going on sale this year and it will curl up and can be tucked away and Michelle doesn’t want to be quality control at the factory…. Make sure that when you get pulled over to be wearing these underwear…

MQTA S3 E11… Chelsey blew a lead in soccer and got a BIG reward… There is a religious man “Weenis Baba” who can tow your car in a very interesting way… There is a treasure hunt that most women will like, and Michelle and Heather are planning a trip…. You will never know why men really like golf!!... And what happens when you cut off someone’s weenis when they won’t look at you…

MQTA S3 E10… Learn how a condom shouldn’t be used and what happens when you blow your nose and Dulop and find out what Adrian had stuck up there… There is a Calamari shrine that many prostitutes and toothy vaginas love and Nathan won’t pull his pants up… You can get this health smoothy but from only someone you love…

MQTA S3 E9… Be careful when you take a picture for SnapChat and check what’s in the background and Adrian has renamed his Weenis… Learn about BDSM and Masturbation in a new College Course in Chicago… Please Mind The Gap and Stand Clear of the Doors or you could get caught if your friend grabs it… If you go to Paris, be careful what type of souvenir you bring back for your mom…. We are going to Barcelona to visit the Butt plug…

MQTA S3 E8….. A builder decides to nail the wrong type of wood… Lots of Fish Bones out the rectum, Damn near killed him with Carp Farts… Weenis shaped lipstick so you better pucker up…. Men oiling up could get Moobs and Michelle is sabotaging the bathroom!!... How to tell if your neighbors are swingers…

MQTA S3 E7… Grandfather Rock has been thrust upon by naked people and Adrian breaks character…. Stars enjoy a Weenis Facial and rubbing it takes out the wrinkles… and Hamburger Mary’s Eatery in Florida is getting sued for being assaulted by a pair of knockers and my Cervix hurts….

MQTA S3 E6…. Naughty little elf has had some complaints over activities…. What happens when you get a really bad weenis tattoo? Go to Arby’s because “They have the meats!”… Urethra Play turns bad when a long toy gets stuck in a weenis…. And so much more fun including a chewy lizard!!!

MQTA S3 E5…. What happens when you get your weenis stuck in a ring spanner (socket wrench for us Americans)…. The gang tries Japanese Plum Wine “Fu-Ki”… A new women’s toy will order Pizza for you… Adrian Speaks Japanese!!.... Yellow Snow Warning!! …. Getting ready for fall with Scarecrows with special additions…

MQTA S3 E4…. How do you measure up down below? Just run to your nearest toilet roll. It’s like a ground hog and it bit Michelle…. If you put a poster of a Porn Star in your crops it will be magic… Olympic torch lighting ceremony becomes memorable… Sex Robot Creator wants to have children with his creation and Adrian suggests doing it with a Toaster….

MQTA S3 E3…. Oh No, Masturbation in Germany kills especially if you are wearing a Raincoat, Diving Suit and Pantyhose …. Learn how to use exercise equipment in Florida correctly…. Vagina Cake in Minnesota? Who Knew?... You can die from oral sex…