Mqta Radio

(Disclaimer: Heather and Michelle have gotten into the Holiday Cheer early)MQTA S3 E42… If you would you like to get engaged, you must look for the ring in the fellatio forest!!... What happens when your wenis gets stuck in your own throat… Learn about the new book “When the Mushroom Swells!!”…. When you make your kids 1st Birthday cake try not to make a BIG PINK #1 as it may look a little like a cake willy!!.... And finally Heather learns not to drink a Winey Mary and learn about the kid who brought a blow up doll to school to help with the Christmas Nativity…. Merry Christmas!!!

MQTA S3 E41…. Everyone eats “JUBES” and they are full of Quality You Can Trust… and Non-Stick pans can give you a smaller hotdog… Learn who Todd is and why does he have windshield washer fluid… Why is there no Playboy magazines for the blind and learn to follow the bouncing dots… Adrian loses his readers… and there once was Two Prunes and an Eggplant… What happens when come in contact with a giant Weenis on a wall… and finally what happens when you want the twins to feel more festive!!!

MQTA S3 E40…. Did you know that you can die from having a pipe dream at 60??.... If you are on a dating app, don’t swipe right when it’s your sister!!.... What happens when you get a literal booty call in jail??... And now for Christmas you can get ornaments from Felt Melons that are hand crafted…  

MQTA S3 E39… Santa Claus is coming to kill you… Find new earrings for your girlfriend for Christmas to wear to your Grandmother’s house…. There is a new way to use your pumps in your shoes to transform your life if pencil case without a pencil…. Learn how to shoplift from the naughty store if your attractive and a woman… And the story that finally killed Michelle that includes what kids are drinking now… 

MQTA S3 E38… What happens when your eggplant breaks in two places and looks like a saxophone? What happens when you are ALL Thumbs and people can’t see right??.... What happens when you aren’t quite in the Christmas Spirit? Just get a pair of wreaths with Jingle Bells on them?.... A woman is going to get reconstructive surgery for her bits as her boyfriend gave her a gift that was TOO Big!! 

MQTA S3 E37…. Did you ever butter your toast and find a Wenis? Well you are not as lucky as this lady!!.....If you are disappointed at the cops, just show how you feel with your art skills on the police station--- several times!!.... And now you can hunt for Ghosts and watch porn stars at the same time!! 

MQTA S3 E36…. A mother has tried to sell her dresser for double digits while posing with her doubles…. Man with hands in pockets going to feel cocky all day (especially when flying)… A man who really (physically) loves his car gets stuck in a hole…. Tell my future!! Read My Nubbins!! ….. Learn about Winter ‘gina and Chilly Willy!! 

MQTA S3 E35… Glitter pumpkins are great for men unless it’s eggplant willy!!... There is a scratch card for couples that is better than winning the lottery (or maybe not)… Let’s try Boinking Bingo… Madonna has a face scrubber that many women will find appealing…. And Gordan Ramsay has a BIG secret “You Donkey.”  

MQTA S3 E34…. If you are in the mood for love, please take it off the shoulder… What happens when you take BABYSITTING literally and it gets stuck… A small boy gets a cake that looks like a bedazzled Vagina…. And finally man taking Viagra is seeing Red!! 

MQTA S3 E33…. Learn what happened to someone who faked a disability to get sponge baths… NEVER get mad at your grandma for buying a shirt for you…. What happens to people who park badly… A lady has pain in her “bits” two days after going out partying and you will never guess why!!!

MQTA S3 E32….What happens when you pour hot sauce on “his” hotdog and you don’t have any yogurt…. A bedroom turns into a crime scene… Would you like a mold of your naughty bits in rose gold? Contact this woman!! And Adrian wants to use it for a chopstick’s holder.... If you don’t like your girlfriend or wife’s toys, you probably shouldn’t set them on fire nor should you use them as kindling….

MQTA S3 E31…. What happens when you get horning *literally* and it looks like a cabbage roll ….. A bearded pervert really has a things for dummies… Doctors witness pretty weird things on a daily basis but now a 31 year old man had a 23 inch toy stuck right up the balloon knot for 24 hours….  

MQTA S3 E30…. First Sex Doll Brothel with Oral Dolls…. Midget Pixie Penis’ in coffee cups instead of a heart. It can be very HARD to draw a heart…. How can you get sex wrong for 4 years when you’re married?? But when you get it right, you can say your thanks with eggs and a chicken!! 

MQTA S3 E29….. Learn about Ghost Icing and Bunk Munk Spunk Junk… A knicker thief would starve if it went to the wrong house… What happens when the city shuts off your water in the middle of wonderful shower? Well, become a mermaid and run outside to rinse your seahorse willy off!!!   

MQTA S3 E28…. This parrot is the best F***ing thing in the world…. I like Morning Glory, Evening Glory, Night Glory but just not a broken Eggplant… Learn how to make your duck longer with a pension extender… Recycling condoms is a no-no… and…. A mother and daughter had a crappy trip to the seaside by having someone use a mushroom to knock on their window…. 

MQTA S3 E27… 200th Show Special!!!  This is not where you put your pen and it’s not a Spirograph… A couple are tying the knot because they love drawing blood in the bedroom… If you are a massage oil salesman, you can put out fires with your hose…. Watch out for the floppy Whopper in the ladies room in McDonalds… 

MQTA S3 E26…. Lots of surprises and…. If you repeatedly purchase pornography for your Porno Shed , this may happen to you in R-Kansas… Kids have the best knowledge about sex… A wrong address leaves a woman labeled…

MQTA S3 E25… If you love tattoos, before you remove your male genitalia, you may want to think about it first… When you go to work out, be sure to wear the appropriate attire when doing the downward dog… A model is aiming for the worlds biggest asset… and…. If you are a masseuse in Florida, don’t expect a Happy Ending!!

MQTA S3 E24… Google View may catch you holding the bag of raunchy goods… If you are going to ask someone to marry you, please don’t put the ring in this hole… If you need to pee, hold it, and you may get a great surprise… and…. A porn star wants to be buried in a remote control PENIS!!!

MQTA S3 E23….Always dress like a clown hold a pillow when you go to bed “Murder is like a bag of chips. You can’t stop after just one!”…. This is not a way to charge your phone or where to plug in your charger… What happens when condoms come in sizes Small, Medium and Liar…