Mqta Radio

MQTA S3 E59…. Men can now be penalized for penalizing…. You may want to visit the Texas Glory Hole or Wanky’s Wall…  So what do you do with leftover Cadbury Eggs, Try a Fudgina!!!..... And if you are feeling blue and looking a little blue you should remove your twig and berries…. What did you get for your 14th Birthday? How about drugs, alcohol and a lap dance from your MOM…. And Finally, if you wanna get bigger, just grab the Canola Oil…. Do you wanna see a Mood Willy? 

MQTA S3 E60… Learn how to crack an egg properly… Now we learn about a curvy squirrel with large breasts… Possum Love and boobs…. Llama Man loves the new plush Llama plush toy with extra parts… Foot Fetish people rejoice. Now from Sex Robot Company you can get silicone feet with built in Vaginas… Don’t get Hammer Toe or Corn on the Knob… Find Big ‘Gina Foot…. 

MQTA S3 E61…. It’s very possible that Bigfoot may have a small Willis as a new study proves…. Michelle breaks out into Mime…. A dog tattoo turns out looking like a plucked chicken… A lady’s Milkshake can feed All the boys in the yard… Adrian almost dies from Lionel Richie… A new healthy cocktail comes with lots of swimmers (Semen Smoothie)… and Michelle needs the bucket!! 

MQTA S3 E62… Adrian blows out Zoobas… Hot Mess Yoga… Solo Sex is better than Yoga… Parks have willies popping up all over… Robot Love, Hope they have a big battery for that!!... What does a Pope Mobile, Ice Cream Truck, Hearse and a Cop Car have in common??.... and Need some garlic? Don’t go looking in the Love Cave??   

MQTA S3 E57…. The team answers questions sent in from fans!! Learn about Ghosts… Learn how we got started… Learn how we met… SO MUCH FUN & INFO!!!

MQTA S3 E55… Brian and Helen from England join the crew… GoPro Willy and we don’t wanna see the Nut Wig…. A Day In The Life Of A Willy… When you get something for free with your haircut, (Like a Condom) make sure to inspect it closely…. Turn your 35ft Willy into a flower… IKEA Kama Sutra or should I say MQTA Kama Sutra… Learn how to braid a Nut Wig!!! 

MQTA S3 E56… Learn about a chocolate yoga bunny and a dog facing down… Boner Spray so you can get your pencil squeaky clean… Michelle records Super Massive Black Holes… Your Buffet has no Vegetables… Man puts up dating ad that says he wants a lady with a “innie vagina”… A woman gets turned on by an unusual nose fetish... Cake Farting… and finally, why would anyone ever want to lick a toilet seat cover of an airplane (Michelle loses her lunch)…

Another Q & A Session for fun while we work on the flooded studio.... Sadly it looks like we are going to get 12-20" of snow this week so there may be more flooding... Send good vibes to the Studio.

MQTA S3 E54…. Boxes of Wine… Mayhem… Boy with mommy tattoos… Adrian is left hanging… Pound Land gets blasted for putting vibrators by toys (well what do they expect)… We are playing “Hide The Rabbit”… Michelle has an accident… Carvings need an expert to examine One Ball… With a balanced diet you should probably try to drink more warm yellow liquid…

MQTA S3 E52…. What happens when you are packing “small nubbins” and you wait until the wedding night to let your bride know? I smell a lawsuit… When your going through baggage check maybe you will find a few new treasures like butt beads or maybe you will get a big head!!... Find out how a lady gets red faced by rubbing in some oil but it’s a stretch when it numbs the area… Cookie Monster makes an appearance… Learn how to shave your male areas such as various Nut Wigs…

More Craziness.....  More Paranormal.... The Best Paranormal News and Entertainment!!

MQTA S3 E53…. What happens when you have a stroke at family gatherings? Do you ever get any relief?.... If you put on bronzer to beef up your sausage, you may end up with a Brazilian Brown and end up with long balls…. Learn about what the laws are in the world when you play with yourself and someone needed a “Bang Break”…. And I want my salsa without nuts please!!! …. Finally, kids say and draw the darndest things!!

MQTA S3 E47…. What happens when you drink too much? It gets hard and you go blind…. A woodpecker was spotted in the park and they named it “Dick” and everybody knows about the bird…. Learn about the Minnesota Beach Boys… A fun couple covered in fluid decided that Love on a plastic sheet in the woods with people around was the best way to show affection… Adrian is addicted to Jubes… What happens when a woman can’t find the time but the police can!!! 

MQTA S3 E50…. What happens when you have a strange stain on your wood floor in the shape of a Weenis!!... New Emoji are coming your way: Pinchy fingers, underpants and many want a new emoji period…. One guy has found his true love and it bugs him and she died so he ate her!! … There is a big snow drawing that raised some heads and it blows… and finally, learn the right way to make bowl of noodles “Dick Lo Mein”….

MQTA S3 E49… David Tennant found out that he doesn’t like Eggplants… You learn that you shouldn’t touch someone on the Peach… You may want to get some Ballz for your Valentine this year!... Google Maps got a 360 view of a Giant Peach (maybe it was James)…  and finally, you are NEVER too old to use a Flame Thrower in Sexual Games!!! 

MQTA S3 E48…. An Irish Popeye has some big trouble with Seamen…. Women, don’t insert Parsley in your love canal but Adrian thinks a casserole should go up there… If you need exercise, you may want to become a “Up and Coming Artist” using your GPS Tracker app and one jogger is getting a “Big Head.” …. When you dress, try to get a new men’s shirt that lets you Cum Together!!!..... Healing crystals CHAKRUBS make great gifts for your lady’s dark place or you can play Harry Potter with your Pleasure Wand… And finally for your entertainment….Michelle and Heather go for the “Bob Ross Bird Box Penis Challenge!!”

MQTA S3 E46…. When picking up an outfit, please look at yourself in the mirror or you may be caught with a BIG HEAD… A sex toy for women gets banned from a tech show… Jump inside my mouth before I swallow you Whole!! I want to eat you!! GET IN MY BELLY!!!... A WWE female choker decided to shut her opponent up by filling her hole with a stopper of unnatural origin and we called it the “Bloody Mary” move… Dingleberry Pudding!!!

MQTA S3 E45… If you get a tattoo down under, do you stretch it with a rolling pin or clothes pin??....And what happens when a parent orders dolls from Amazon and they get more than they bargained for…. I’ll give you a good flocking if you can describe this car graffiti…. A woman tries to spice up the bedroom with game of “Hide the Glade!”…. 

MQTA S3 E44… HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Where is the worst place to push an Erection Button?... Tesla Monkeys!!... Adrian goes to Facebook Jail for posting Bums with Bows… Learn about The Curse of Poke Island… Can you get bigger confidence if you get filled to 6”?? And it’s your favorite day of the year!! What Did You Get Stuck in Your Rectum This Year!!! 

MQTA S3 E43… Christmas Special… Let us introduce you to another mother who thought that she should make a Pegasus cake with a big surprise…. A fake tan leaves a big impression on a lady and she couldn’t disguise its head… A festive Tally whacker was in the Apple App Store and went out the same day confusing many…. And a Robot Brothel has went down after not raising enough dough and a Robot turns down one of the hosts...